1. This only works with channels that would be being watched at the same time in a bar or other establishment. Two TV'S are turned on to two different channels. When both stations are on commercial. Commercial comes on at same time on each channel. Two characters one on each different channel/ tv talk to each other.
2. Make all roads in a major city go under ground, sell all the land where the roads were for people to live in. Filter the CO2 exhaust.
3. Album Name: Can I Go Pee, Before You Poop?
4. Write 5 ideas a day, make a blog, then after about you get like 800 ideas, publish it in to a book.
5. Buy like 15 trees, plant em in some ones back yard all during the night so when they wake up there is forest in their yard.
9/26/11
9/25/11
Two Dogs, Three Cats, and One Chickens
1. Get all of your friends and convince them to sign a lease to live in a house with you. Five or more friends at best. From the get-go, try to start a business. If anything comes of it, seize that thing and do it for the rest of your life.
2. Walk into a college book store and see if you can buy a pig used for dissection. Hold a dissection workshop in the kitchen of your apartment. See if anyone learned anything.
3. Go to Brewed Café on Wednesday and tip your barista $5 so she can ride the bus home.
4. See whatever you can do to change the color of you poop. Take pictures every day and then print them out. Arrange the pictures from lightest to darkest.
5. Every time you see an abandoned building, try to go in it. Take everything that is small enough to fit in a pocket and take it. Go home and cover every object in clear epoxy. Drill a hole in top and make a necklace out of each object. Take a photo of people wearing the necklaces in their homes.
2. Walk into a college book store and see if you can buy a pig used for dissection. Hold a dissection workshop in the kitchen of your apartment. See if anyone learned anything.
3. Go to Brewed Café on Wednesday and tip your barista $5 so she can ride the bus home.
4. See whatever you can do to change the color of you poop. Take pictures every day and then print them out. Arrange the pictures from lightest to darkest.
5. Every time you see an abandoned building, try to go in it. Take everything that is small enough to fit in a pocket and take it. Go home and cover every object in clear epoxy. Drill a hole in top and make a necklace out of each object. Take a photo of people wearing the necklaces in their homes.
9/24/11
Tang
1. Kiss a different person everyday of the week and then write a five page story about each one.
2. Create a list everyday of all the things you would like to get done, and publish it in a blog format. Then at the end of the day highlight the ones that you weren't able to complete and publish those one another blog post that day. See if you can find any trends after one year of working on the blog.
3. Before you buy any product, do as much research as you can stand to do. Make sure to document every decision you make and why you made it. After a while you will be able to publish your findings and people will begin to pay you to do the research you know how to do.
4. If you are in college, write an extra paper for every class you have to do for every class. Once you complete the class, upload the papers to the internet and charge people to for a unique link to download the paper.
5. Collect all of your junk mail for 4 months. Put it all in a small round pool and fill it with water. Once the paper is totally saturated, blend it in a blender and empty it into another large container. Pour the mixture into ice cube trays and let them dry. Then arrange them and take pictures.
2. Create a list everyday of all the things you would like to get done, and publish it in a blog format. Then at the end of the day highlight the ones that you weren't able to complete and publish those one another blog post that day. See if you can find any trends after one year of working on the blog.
3. Before you buy any product, do as much research as you can stand to do. Make sure to document every decision you make and why you made it. After a while you will be able to publish your findings and people will begin to pay you to do the research you know how to do.
4. If you are in college, write an extra paper for every class you have to do for every class. Once you complete the class, upload the papers to the internet and charge people to for a unique link to download the paper.
5. Collect all of your junk mail for 4 months. Put it all in a small round pool and fill it with water. Once the paper is totally saturated, blend it in a blender and empty it into another large container. Pour the mixture into ice cube trays and let them dry. Then arrange them and take pictures.
9/23/11
PEN PEN PEN
1. Take a place like Jimmy Johns, except all the seating and tables are set up to view the workers work. The sandwich makers are also improvers. They make up dramas and do funny shows while working. They will pretend to just be regular sandwich people with crazy lives, sometimes they will justify doing skits... like "no no no, it didnt happen like that it happened like this, lets show him."
2. Mountain Dew Advertisement
3. Wear only shirts with your face on them
4. Put a walkie talky in the ceiling of your friends house or someone who lives near you.
Make scary noises at night.
5. Get a job at the airport, work for 10 years, and then travel for free for the rest of your life.
2. Mountain Dew Advertisement
3. Wear only shirts with your face on them
4. Put a walkie talky in the ceiling of your friends house or someone who lives near you.
Make scary noises at night.
5. Get a job at the airport, work for 10 years, and then travel for free for the rest of your life.
9/22/11
TEDDY BEAR ZOMBIES
1. Have two billboards on either side of the highway connect with one another with some sort of colorful rope or cloth.
2. Make contacts for your eyes that can double as computer screens so people can pull up picture to go where your eyes are.
3. If you own a clothing business pick the nastiest homeless people you can find, and have them wear your clothes.
4. Host a website scavenger hunt with multiple websites involved. Hidden clues on each site lead you to other sites. This could go on for days and be across hundreds of websites. The first person to get to the end wins a big prize.
5. Starts with a little furry hand push out of the dirt. Soon hundreds of teddy bears are bursting through the ground. They walk the city as teddy bear zombies eating other teddy bears.
9/19/11
HUNGRY
1. Buy caution tape, close off a road in the middle of the night. Paint the road a different color.
2. Make business cards out of see through plastic, and then coordinate text on both sides to be unreadable viewed from the other side but not overlapping.
3. Fill the floor of your room with sand.
4. Take the tail off a stuffed animal, wear tight pants, put it in your pants and see who notices that your have a secret tail.
5. Travel to New Guinea and see if author Jared Diamond was right about the natives.
2. Make business cards out of see through plastic, and then coordinate text on both sides to be unreadable viewed from the other side but not overlapping.
3. Fill the floor of your room with sand.
4. Take the tail off a stuffed animal, wear tight pants, put it in your pants and see who notices that your have a secret tail.
5. Travel to New Guinea and see if author Jared Diamond was right about the natives.
9/13/11
Yo bro...its me Oliver!
1. Bakeries are a great place to dumpster dive. The food is generally just baked goods so it's not gross or a health concern like meat would be.
2. Half Price Books gets more books than they can handle, and though they say they donate the books, they really just throw them in the dumpster out back. Though they usually aren't the best quality, they can be read, donated, or at the least used for firewood
I'm on a roll
3. If you live in a city and have extra cold weather gear that you no longer need, keep this stuff in your backpack or car. When you see a homeless person give them your old stuff. It's better than dropping it off at a shelter because you can be sure that it got to someone in need. The same works for non perishable food.
This really beats doing homework.
4. Write positive or inspirational little notes and hide them around. I like to put them under keyboards in computer labs or tuck them like bookmarks into library books. Random interesting facts or jokes work well too. Fake gossip or rumors can be fun too, someone may believe they got some inside information
5. Start doing graffiti.
2. Half Price Books gets more books than they can handle, and though they say they donate the books, they really just throw them in the dumpster out back. Though they usually aren't the best quality, they can be read, donated, or at the least used for firewood
I'm on a roll
3. If you live in a city and have extra cold weather gear that you no longer need, keep this stuff in your backpack or car. When you see a homeless person give them your old stuff. It's better than dropping it off at a shelter because you can be sure that it got to someone in need. The same works for non perishable food.
This really beats doing homework.
4. Write positive or inspirational little notes and hide them around. I like to put them under keyboards in computer labs or tuck them like bookmarks into library books. Random interesting facts or jokes work well too. Fake gossip or rumors can be fun too, someone may believe they got some inside information
5. Start doing graffiti.
9/11/11
Something like love.
1. Get a crow, train it and bring it with you when you travel. When you go in to stores and houses, it can just fly up in to the trees and wait for you.
2. Write an inspirational note on every dollar bill you have and then spend it. You might just make someone's day. Alternatively, write a question on a bill and it will become a traveling poll. It is also a generally easy way to spread any message to a wide audience.
3. When you hang out with a girl/boy you don't like that likes you, rub your self with rotten fish before hand. Then puke in your pants. Then poop on that puke in your pants that you just puked in. Then while you are hanging out with them, drop too many hints about how happy you are with your new deodorant.
4. On halloween designate a street (somewhere with woods with no houses, maybe down by the river) get a group of about 20 people to go to that street and set up a few different scary things along the road, dress as zombies, eat a dead persons guts on side of road, smoke machines and stuff. Tell other people to drive down the street, do it every year and it will catch on.
5. Cut off the tips of a bunch of strike anywhere matches. Then cut a slit in a tennis ball. Fill the ball with the tips of the matches. Make sure the slit won't let them out if your not holding it open. When you throw the ball in the air the ball will blow up when it hits the ground. So throw it at something.
2. Write an inspirational note on every dollar bill you have and then spend it. You might just make someone's day. Alternatively, write a question on a bill and it will become a traveling poll. It is also a generally easy way to spread any message to a wide audience.
3. When you hang out with a girl/boy you don't like that likes you, rub your self with rotten fish before hand. Then puke in your pants. Then poop on that puke in your pants that you just puked in. Then while you are hanging out with them, drop too many hints about how happy you are with your new deodorant.
4. On halloween designate a street (somewhere with woods with no houses, maybe down by the river) get a group of about 20 people to go to that street and set up a few different scary things along the road, dress as zombies, eat a dead persons guts on side of road, smoke machines and stuff. Tell other people to drive down the street, do it every year and it will catch on.
5. Cut off the tips of a bunch of strike anywhere matches. Then cut a slit in a tennis ball. Fill the ball with the tips of the matches. Make sure the slit won't let them out if your not holding it open. When you throw the ball in the air the ball will blow up when it hits the ground. So throw it at something.
Cookie Therapy
1. If you are not currently attending school, give yourself one homework assignment per day and then collect them all at the end of the week. They could be of any size or difficulty.
2. Research aromatherapy and figure out which smells could add to your daily well being. Find these herbs and add them to your pillow cases.
3. Whenever you see someone giving away free vinyl stickers for their business or promotions, take as many as you can. Cover all the sticker with a thin coat of flat white spray paint, the cheaper the better. Then, if you run a business, make a stencil of you logo. Cover the flat white with your base color, and then stencil on top of those stickers using spray paint or screen printing.
4. Every time some lifestyle choice come up in conversation (like being a vegetarian, hunting, urban gardening) and you claim it would be difficult or a bad choice, try it for a week. Every time.
5. When ever you think of a friend, begin to cook some type of food for them like a batch of cookie. Then get the food to them as fast as possible and say "I made this because I was thinking of you."
2. Research aromatherapy and figure out which smells could add to your daily well being. Find these herbs and add them to your pillow cases.
3. Whenever you see someone giving away free vinyl stickers for their business or promotions, take as many as you can. Cover all the sticker with a thin coat of flat white spray paint, the cheaper the better. Then, if you run a business, make a stencil of you logo. Cover the flat white with your base color, and then stencil on top of those stickers using spray paint or screen printing.
4. Every time some lifestyle choice come up in conversation (like being a vegetarian, hunting, urban gardening) and you claim it would be difficult or a bad choice, try it for a week. Every time.
5. When ever you think of a friend, begin to cook some type of food for them like a batch of cookie. Then get the food to them as fast as possible and say "I made this because I was thinking of you."
9/10/11
Bomb
1. Do Jumping Jacks till you pass out.
2. Make a list of twenty things that you think would be really easy to do. When you try to do them, isolate the one things that where harder than you expected. Write a book on why they where more difficult.
3. Try carrying a thesaurus around with you at all times and when you are about to say a word you have already said that day, look up and say a synonym.
4. Even if (or maybe especially if) you have few performative skills, take one week and go to every open mic night in the city you live in. If it goes well at all, keep doing this for six months and then stop.
5. If you have ever kept a journal for any period of time scan the whole thing and publish it.
2. Make a list of twenty things that you think would be really easy to do. When you try to do them, isolate the one things that where harder than you expected. Write a book on why they where more difficult.
3. Try carrying a thesaurus around with you at all times and when you are about to say a word you have already said that day, look up and say a synonym.
4. Even if (or maybe especially if) you have few performative skills, take one week and go to every open mic night in the city you live in. If it goes well at all, keep doing this for six months and then stop.
5. If you have ever kept a journal for any period of time scan the whole thing and publish it.
9/6/11
BLUE DOOR HAS REALLY GOOD SOUP
1. People all living at a house share responsibility, someone makes a big tub of soup every week, get a land line phone, give fliers to friends around area. Answer the phone when ever your home, take orders warm up soup and bike or car deliver. No operating hours needed... just when ever you are home and are down to make a few bucks. Sliding scale price.
2. Set up a system at your work where 1 dollar of every pay check of all the employees goes to buying supplies to put in the basement for if there is the end of the world. Everyone who pays gets a key.
3. Set up an art show under a bridge where no one usually goes. When art show it set up, leave it there and flier the town and tag billboards with advertisements for your illegal art show.
4. To get in to a locked door Stick gum in the lock, when they replace it keep jamming it up with gum until they don't lock it any more. (works best with things like dumpsters.
5. Advertisement for Jewelery store. Five billboards on the highway they are consecutively right after each other. Needs to be a place with a few bill boards in a row. First billboard 'WILL' 2nd "YOU" 3rd "MARRY" 4th "ME" 5The (same font) logo of jewelery shop.
2. Set up a system at your work where 1 dollar of every pay check of all the employees goes to buying supplies to put in the basement for if there is the end of the world. Everyone who pays gets a key.
3. Set up an art show under a bridge where no one usually goes. When art show it set up, leave it there and flier the town and tag billboards with advertisements for your illegal art show.
4. To get in to a locked door Stick gum in the lock, when they replace it keep jamming it up with gum until they don't lock it any more. (works best with things like dumpsters.
5. Advertisement for Jewelery store. Five billboards on the highway they are consecutively right after each other. Needs to be a place with a few bill boards in a row. First billboard 'WILL' 2nd "YOU" 3rd "MARRY" 4th "ME" 5The (same font) logo of jewelery shop.
9/5/11
MORE COFFEE
1. GPS sticker you can stick on your bike and other stuff, if it gets stolen you can pin point the exact location.
2. Put a stage and sound gear on a barge, and move from city to city (on rivers and other water ways) having concerts just out of town.
3. Lets say it is for a hip new soap brand. Each commercial features some charismatic person of the targeted age group doing this completely unrelated to the soap, but with the soap bottle in their hand. They go on a roller coaster as if the soap is their best friend. Swimming or relaxing on a floaty with their best friend the soap.
4. Make a donation web page, explain that you make your living off of this website. Advertise the website.
5. Watch all the TV series shows people talk about, all back to back in one week. Then don’t watch TV for the rest of the year. Pop culture homework.
2. Put a stage and sound gear on a barge, and move from city to city (on rivers and other water ways) having concerts just out of town.
3. Lets say it is for a hip new soap brand. Each commercial features some charismatic person of the targeted age group doing this completely unrelated to the soap, but with the soap bottle in their hand. They go on a roller coaster as if the soap is their best friend. Swimming or relaxing on a floaty with their best friend the soap.
4. Make a donation web page, explain that you make your living off of this website. Advertise the website.
5. Watch all the TV series shows people talk about, all back to back in one week. Then don’t watch TV for the rest of the year. Pop culture homework.
9/4/11
Dogs
1. When you can't figure out exactly what you should be doing create a
non-crucial task you can always do, like cleaning the dishes.
Eventually you may never loose momentum because you automatically have
something to do.
2. If you ever find yourself doing something for the wrong reason, pretend you are doing it for no reason at all.
3. Try eliminating certain groups of food from your diet and journal about how you feel, what your poop looks like, and how convenient the diet is for you. Then stop eating the things you felt okay not eating.
4. Start smoking.
5. When you tell someone you are looking for a job and they say something like "Do you have coffee/serving/cooking experience?" just say yes. If you really do not have the aptitude for the job they described you just quit.
2. If you ever find yourself doing something for the wrong reason, pretend you are doing it for no reason at all.
3. Try eliminating certain groups of food from your diet and journal about how you feel, what your poop looks like, and how convenient the diet is for you. Then stop eating the things you felt okay not eating.
4. Start smoking.
5. When you tell someone you are looking for a job and they say something like "Do you have coffee/serving/cooking experience?" just say yes. If you really do not have the aptitude for the job they described you just quit.
9/3/11
The weekends
1. Designate one day a week to be the day when you don't spend anything and one day when you buy all the things you need for the week like grocery's, bills, and other expenses
2. When you meet someone, ask how to spell their name and go over the letters in your head a couple of times
3. Start advertising your services as a handy person. When someone calls you for an estimate, take a lot of notes, and then go research the best way to fix it. Then figure into your estimate not the cost of labor but how much it would be to by the best tools for the job. Front the money for the tools, fix their problem and then get reimbursed upon completion. After a year or so you should have a collection of sick-ass tools and know-how to do anything. Then you can quit if you want.
4. Have all of your friends get food stamps. Then designate one day a month where they all buy really good food and bring it over to your house and you cook it.
5. When you first see a person, challenge yourself to find one thing that you really like about them or their clothes. Tell them if you are comfortable.
2. When you meet someone, ask how to spell their name and go over the letters in your head a couple of times
3. Start advertising your services as a handy person. When someone calls you for an estimate, take a lot of notes, and then go research the best way to fix it. Then figure into your estimate not the cost of labor but how much it would be to by the best tools for the job. Front the money for the tools, fix their problem and then get reimbursed upon completion. After a year or so you should have a collection of sick-ass tools and know-how to do anything. Then you can quit if you want.
4. Have all of your friends get food stamps. Then designate one day a month where they all buy really good food and bring it over to your house and you cook it.
5. When you first see a person, challenge yourself to find one thing that you really like about them or their clothes. Tell them if you are comfortable.
9/2/11
Earlier that day...
1. Start National Let a Balloon Go at 2 pm day. Everyone lets a balloon go at the same time.
2. Drive around to all the state parks in a RV, have a outdoor screen, speakers, and projector. Show family movies at each state park.
3. Invent a machine that is a little fake tongue that you can discreetly put in your mouth before giving head without a woman noticing. It is programmed for ultimate orgasm.
4. Steal your mom and dad's car in the middle of the night. Hide it a block away.
5. When one country is at war with another country try this. Instead of dropping bombs, just spend the money you would have spent on the bombs to make exact replicas of their country money minting presses. Print three-ten times more money than their country has in circulation, and then drop it in their country out of planes and helicopters. There would be no money, no infrastructure, no army, no resistance.
2. Drive around to all the state parks in a RV, have a outdoor screen, speakers, and projector. Show family movies at each state park.
3. Invent a machine that is a little fake tongue that you can discreetly put in your mouth before giving head without a woman noticing. It is programmed for ultimate orgasm.
4. Steal your mom and dad's car in the middle of the night. Hide it a block away.
5. When one country is at war with another country try this. Instead of dropping bombs, just spend the money you would have spent on the bombs to make exact replicas of their country money minting presses. Print three-ten times more money than their country has in circulation, and then drop it in their country out of planes and helicopters. There would be no money, no infrastructure, no army, no resistance.
9/1/11
1 hour 13minutes late
1. Set up a live feed of your desktop to a website on the internet. Everything is live. All files would be synced to your online profile, you decide if it is public. You could open your computer desktop on any computer and access all your music and programs.
2. Start a restaurant that only sells chocolate and alcohol. Call it Chocoholics.
3. Make a business where people mail a note to them selves and you send it back to them in 5 years.
4. Frame two flat screen TV's in art gallery like The Walker (needs to stay for over 2 months) 24 hour live feed of 2 regular americans. Pick someone with a predictable pattern (most americans). On TV screens would be live 24 hour footage from motion censored security cameras in house, car, work. Kinda like the Truman show except no sound and there would be fancy frames so it would look more like art.
5. Start updating your blog every day instead of just sometimes.
2. Start a restaurant that only sells chocolate and alcohol. Call it Chocoholics.
3. Make a business where people mail a note to them selves and you send it back to them in 5 years.
4. Frame two flat screen TV's in art gallery like The Walker (needs to stay for over 2 months) 24 hour live feed of 2 regular americans. Pick someone with a predictable pattern (most americans). On TV screens would be live 24 hour footage from motion censored security cameras in house, car, work. Kinda like the Truman show except no sound and there would be fancy frames so it would look more like art.
5. Start updating your blog every day instead of just sometimes.
8/31/11
FIVE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY
1. For roommate, son, or daughter (someone turning 21 that you live with). Buy 21 different types of beers place them in a line outside their door so when they wake up they find it.
2. Film yourself masturbate every time you do, upload it and make people pay to view. You don't have to film your face.
3. Buy cool clothes from thrift store or bulk clothes from an outlet store. Screen print on what you bought, people will get a one of a kind clothing item.
4. Print all your Facebook pictures and make a book of them, give them to all your friends or keep it for your self.
5. Dance until you feel you have sweated out all the toxins in your body.
2. Film yourself masturbate every time you do, upload it and make people pay to view. You don't have to film your face.
3. Buy cool clothes from thrift store or bulk clothes from an outlet store. Screen print on what you bought, people will get a one of a kind clothing item.
4. Print all your Facebook pictures and make a book of them, give them to all your friends or keep it for your self.
5. Dance until you feel you have sweated out all the toxins in your body.
8/30/11
BURNING EYES
1. Make a live video feed of 20 busy highways around the world. The cars just keep on coming, at the top there is a ticker of how much CO2 is being released in real time and how much gas has been used.
2. Film a documentary with no specific plot other than filming 8760 hours. The movie will probably end up being about something, but who knows what the plot will be.
3. Have a pirate radio station show every week. Every week you do a different type of drug and play music.
4. Spend one whole day a month trying to share every single thing you consume in day regardless of whether people want it or not.
5. Save all the love letters, or love themed interactions with the girl you love then make it in to a book and give it to her on your wedding day, her death bed, or your anniversary.
2. Film a documentary with no specific plot other than filming 8760 hours. The movie will probably end up being about something, but who knows what the plot will be.
3. Have a pirate radio station show every week. Every week you do a different type of drug and play music.
4. Spend one whole day a month trying to share every single thing you consume in day regardless of whether people want it or not.
5. Save all the love letters, or love themed interactions with the girl you love then make it in to a book and give it to her on your wedding day, her death bed, or your anniversary.
8/26/11
SAILBOAT
1. For a street festival talk to the owner of a store that is for rent on the street of the event. Set up a art
show in it. Flier the street heavily weeks before the show and advertise during the show.
2. Find a space approximately 10”x50’ zoned for business. Contact local business' like co-ops and super markets, tell them you are running a soup kitchen and need old food and/or donations. Apply for 501(c)3 non profit status, start fund raising for kitchen supplies. outfit bike with trailer. collect produce from local stores everyday, freeze perishables in chest freezer cook meals every day. Freeze left overs so people can come for a meal when ever. Deliver on bike to homeless or people who need or want food.
3. Take pic of self naked next to every welcome to state sign.
4. Break in to your work at night and paint the walls with good art.
5. Get bags from store you plan on going to, line the inside of bags with tin foil and duct tape. Put everything you want in bag, and walk out.
2. Find a space approximately 10”x50’ zoned for business. Contact local business' like co-ops and super markets, tell them you are running a soup kitchen and need old food and/or donations. Apply for 501(c)3 non profit status, start fund raising for kitchen supplies. outfit bike with trailer. collect produce from local stores everyday, freeze perishables in chest freezer cook meals every day. Freeze left overs so people can come for a meal when ever. Deliver on bike to homeless or people who need or want food.
3. Take pic of self naked next to every welcome to state sign.
4. Break in to your work at night and paint the walls with good art.
5. Get bags from store you plan on going to, line the inside of bags with tin foil and duct tape. Put everything you want in bag, and walk out.
8/23/11
Boobs and Back to Normal.
1. Pick random location. Two people race to that place while filming the way they do it. The travelers will not be allowed. The better footage you get the better the show will be, reward travelers for getting more hits on the YouTube counter tally.
2. Buy a house with the intent to rent it to people. Put tunnels big enough for tame trained squirrels to get through in the walls. Let your trained squirrels run through the walls until the people get freaked out and leave. Keep their security deposit and repeat.
3. Get a house. When people come to stay over, feed them and clothe them. Ask them to make up a chore and complete it everyday. Ask nothing else of them.
4. Save a bunch of big bottles of water, seeds, and canned food in your basement for when something bad happens. Sell stock in the future business.
5. Buy walky talkies for all your friends, use them when ever you wanna do something. "I am going to the Nook, anyone wanna come?, over".
2. Buy a house with the intent to rent it to people. Put tunnels big enough for tame trained squirrels to get through in the walls. Let your trained squirrels run through the walls until the people get freaked out and leave. Keep their security deposit and repeat.
3. Get a house. When people come to stay over, feed them and clothe them. Ask them to make up a chore and complete it everyday. Ask nothing else of them.
4. Save a bunch of big bottles of water, seeds, and canned food in your basement for when something bad happens. Sell stock in the future business.
5. Buy walky talkies for all your friends, use them when ever you wanna do something. "I am going to the Nook, anyone wanna come?, over".
8/21/11
#1 of many. THE BEGINNING
1. In a cargo van made to run on bio diesel take a crew of two to five 20-30 year old open minded people. Travel around the continent documenting and producing current events news in any way possible.
2. Take every post card gotten, re stamp them cover up original address then send all of them to the first ‘P’ in your local white pages.
3. Go to a city, tweet location or art show. Set it up anywhere you can, people come at posted time, show art, pack up leave, do it again in another city.
4. Tour guide has travel experience, get mini bus, sell tickets on ebay for 5-10 thousand $. Drive from hometown to Chile on an adventure food lodging and gas are paid for.
5. Bike to Alaska, but stipulate to yourself that you will take one whole year to get there. No quicker or more slowly than take. If you get too close too soon, camp next to the border till a year comes around. If you wish to make the trip productive, save all over your receipts and expense records. Then see if you can make a book or find some way to document all of them.
2. Take every post card gotten, re stamp them cover up original address then send all of them to the first ‘P’ in your local white pages.
3. Go to a city, tweet location or art show. Set it up anywhere you can, people come at posted time, show art, pack up leave, do it again in another city.
4. Tour guide has travel experience, get mini bus, sell tickets on ebay for 5-10 thousand $. Drive from hometown to Chile on an adventure food lodging and gas are paid for.
5. Bike to Alaska, but stipulate to yourself that you will take one whole year to get there. No quicker or more slowly than take. If you get too close too soon, camp next to the border till a year comes around. If you wish to make the trip productive, save all over your receipts and expense records. Then see if you can make a book or find some way to document all of them.
8/10/11
Girl.
1. In a city McDonalds chooses, each McDonalds will turn on a spot light at the same time. They film it from a helicopter, and they give out free burgers at each spotlight location. McDonalds announces they will pull this stunt in one city somewhere in the world every week.
2. Go to a city, get a space to do work, do street art, take and print pictures, show pictures at your work space.
3. People on honeymoon travel all the states filming their love and have sex in every state. The movie is over when the states are finished having sex in every state.
4. Stand out side of target ask for someone's receipt. Go in store find what the bought then return it.
5. Buy a house. Then have people stay and charge them with decoration one room. Have a monthly art show where you charge a small fee for people to come in and try to find the newest addition to the house.
2. Go to a city, get a space to do work, do street art, take and print pictures, show pictures at your work space.
3. People on honeymoon travel all the states filming their love and have sex in every state. The movie is over when the states are finished having sex in every state.
4. Stand out side of target ask for someone's receipt. Go in store find what the bought then return it.
5. Buy a house. Then have people stay and charge them with decoration one room. Have a monthly art show where you charge a small fee for people to come in and try to find the newest addition to the house.
8/7/11
I still have ideas.
1. Take a picture of yourself, make 100 copies, write something funny about yourself (general facts of your life lately) mail them to all your friends and neighbors.
2. Get disposable camera take whole roll print them get color copies make a book of them.
3. Make a sticker that can be tracked by GPS, stick it to bikes and stuff so you can find it if it gets stolen.
4. Walk around one city block and pick up all the litter. Get a light box and then photograph every piece of litter individually. Print and display all pictures together.
5. Procure multiple iPods to rent for free. Put music on them but not to capacity. Renters will not be allowed to take music off but can add a small amount of songs. If it is a successful program, set iTunes to take off the older additions every time there are newer additions.
2. Get disposable camera take whole roll print them get color copies make a book of them.
3. Make a sticker that can be tracked by GPS, stick it to bikes and stuff so you can find it if it gets stolen.
4. Walk around one city block and pick up all the litter. Get a light box and then photograph every piece of litter individually. Print and display all pictures together.
5. Procure multiple iPods to rent for free. Put music on them but not to capacity. Renters will not be allowed to take music off but can add a small amount of songs. If it is a successful program, set iTunes to take off the older additions every time there are newer additions.
Texture
1. For a beverage company that sells cans of pop/beer. To stand out in the market, texturize the cans.
2. Have a scavenger hunt for the audience to follow to find a concert or show. It would work best with something a lot of people really want to go to but is still local enough for people to care about it being interactive.
3. Stop smoking.
4. String a giant roll of twine all around your apartment building, through the stairs, each floor and elevator shafts. Get the security camera footage and make a movie out of that footage.
5. Teach your cat to go to the bathroom in the toilet.
2. Have a scavenger hunt for the audience to follow to find a concert or show. It would work best with something a lot of people really want to go to but is still local enough for people to care about it being interactive.
3. Stop smoking.
4. String a giant roll of twine all around your apartment building, through the stairs, each floor and elevator shafts. Get the security camera footage and make a movie out of that footage.
5. Teach your cat to go to the bathroom in the toilet.
8/6/11
Travel Cameras
1. Get fifteen cameras, engrave the information about how to send footage to you, give the cameras to 15 people planning to travel who may meet other travelers while traveling. Tell them to pass the cameras along to other travelers. Make a movie or TV show with the footage. Postage for footage paid for by you.
2. Set a pirate radio in a truck that gets power from campground outlets and stray outdoor outlets around a city. That way you can move it around all the time and not get caught.
3. Make multiple important life decisions for no good reason.
4. Open a restaurant that only sells peanut butter and jelly sandwichs to eat and apple juice to drink.
5. Have sex with someone in every room in their house.
2. Set a pirate radio in a truck that gets power from campground outlets and stray outdoor outlets around a city. That way you can move it around all the time and not get caught.
3. Make multiple important life decisions for no good reason.
4. Open a restaurant that only sells peanut butter and jelly sandwichs to eat and apple juice to drink.
5. Have sex with someone in every room in their house.
12/3/09
12/2/09
#Litwin - Chiang Mai Street Art - Thailand
Day 3 Ideas
1. Look for the most soul sucking well paid corporate job and get it, work there for a year and quit.
2. After quitting sell your house, car, clothes, computer, and trophy wife.
3. Buy a plane ticket out of the country and leave without telling anyone.
4. As soon as you land in your destination, buy 4 large beers, a bag of grass, and a plate of food.
5. Eat that food, smoke that smoke, and drink that drink, and then go for a swim in the closest body of water.
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