11/28/12
Puppy
1. Youtube videos for dogs to watch.
2. Try to teach your dog a language of barks
3. Sew two dog beds on top of each other with a little hole to get in side. This will be nice for chihuahuas because they like to burrow inside things.
4. Dog GPS tracker. Watch the movements of all the dogs in the city on a dog tracker website.
5. Stray dog newspaper delivery to hobos.
11/27/12
MATH MAT ICS
1. Print a bunch of pictures of a friends face with a blank speech bubble. Write different things in the speech bubble (ex. "I eat pears for breakfast"). Post them around town. See if your friend notices.
2. Sit at a bus stop and eat a raw potato like an apple. Offer bites to strangers.
3. Install a speaker/ipod system in bus stops. Bus riders can plug their ipods into the system and bump their jams while waiting for the bus.
4. Practice your acting skills by dressing up like a delivery driver for a restaurant and walk into the store and pretend you work there. Dismiss any objections to your employment by convincing the other employees that they must be nuts to not remember that you work there.
5. Politically incorrect halloween couples costumes. Ex. Lady liberty and a Guantanamo bay prisoner, the twin towers, etc.
2. Sit at a bus stop and eat a raw potato like an apple. Offer bites to strangers.
3. Install a speaker/ipod system in bus stops. Bus riders can plug their ipods into the system and bump their jams while waiting for the bus.
4. Practice your acting skills by dressing up like a delivery driver for a restaurant and walk into the store and pretend you work there. Dismiss any objections to your employment by convincing the other employees that they must be nuts to not remember that you work there.
5. Politically incorrect halloween couples costumes. Ex. Lady liberty and a Guantanamo bay prisoner, the twin towers, etc.
11/26/12
SMILE
1. Smile at every person you meet.
2. Make a twine pulley system out of your apartment window leading to the ground. Hoist notes up and down for and from random people.
3. Set up a business where you provide fresh coffee in the morning for everyone in your apartment building.
4. Txt everyone in your phone in the morning before your hanging out with a girl/ boy you want to impress. People will txt you back as the day progresses and you will look really popular.
5. Make a fake website of fake newspaper and blog articles raving about how cool and smart you are. When people search your name on google it will come up and they will be like 'wow!'
11/25/12
11/24/12
Snow happy!
1. Dress like a saskwatch and ski down a hill.
2. In your yard: make a snow maze from your front door to the sidewalk.
3. Record the amount of toilet paper you use this month, try and reduce the amount by 50%.
4. Help a cat in need.
5. take a bucket shower.
2. In your yard: make a snow maze from your front door to the sidewalk.
3. Record the amount of toilet paper you use this month, try and reduce the amount by 50%.
4. Help a cat in need.
5. take a bucket shower.
11/22/12
MAGIC BONES
1. Make coffee mixed with raspberry juice.
2. Preschooler cooking class.
3. Garden on the roof of your garage.
4. Try to learn all the ranks in the army, the marines, the navy and the other branches of the armed forces.
5. Instead of going to Valley Fair or the WI, Dells to ride a roller coaster, go to Chicago and ride the subway for the full route on each one of their lines.
2. Preschooler cooking class.
3. Garden on the roof of your garage.
4. Try to learn all the ranks in the army, the marines, the navy and the other branches of the armed forces.
5. Instead of going to Valley Fair or the WI, Dells to ride a roller coaster, go to Chicago and ride the subway for the full route on each one of their lines.
11/21/12
More Pancakes!
1. GPS trackers in shopping carts. Track customers and what they are interested in. It would work best in a big store like Target or Menards
2. Whole chipmunk inside fake turd for roommate prank.
3. Pils you can take that make another person fall asleep.
4. Shoes that have extendable skis hidden in them.
5. Sleep in the art gallery at your art show.
2. Whole chipmunk inside fake turd for roommate prank.
3. Pils you can take that make another person fall asleep.
4. Shoes that have extendable skis hidden in them.
5. Sleep in the art gallery at your art show.
11/20/12
11/19/12
Fire Hazard
1. Radiator Bed Frame
2. Attach mail to a big helium balloon
3. Face paint station in your house or work.
4. Electronic vocal password taker for your apartment so you dont need a keep.
5. Bar where you cant get in without facepaint on your face.
2. Attach mail to a big helium balloon
3. Face paint station in your house or work.
4. Electronic vocal password taker for your apartment so you dont need a keep.
5. Bar where you cant get in without facepaint on your face.
11/18/12
Softly swaying
1.Make homemade Granola
2.Doctors prescribing healthy eating instead of pills
3.Invest in the now.
4.Eat pot muffin and see miniture horses riding on the breeze of your gently blowing curtain
5.Challenge your current ideals.
2.Doctors prescribing healthy eating instead of pills
3.Invest in the now.
4.Eat pot muffin and see miniture horses riding on the breeze of your gently blowing curtain
5.Challenge your current ideals.
11/17/12
Fishtastic
Get a pet hedgdhog and name him Fish.
Put milk in a martini glass and garnish it with a cookie.
Eat corn pops in a porn shop
Produce zero garbage (compost acceptable) for 1 week minimum.
Cross country ski across the country.
Put milk in a martini glass and garnish it with a cookie.
Eat corn pops in a porn shop
Produce zero garbage (compost acceptable) for 1 week minimum.
Cross country ski across the country.
11/16/12
Thanks Givings
1. Thanks giving dinner for your friends.
2. Interview peoples parents about their kids.
3. Learn how to use google 'drive'
4. Coffee swimming pool
5. Send a person that you have never met a close up picture of your finger and tell them to meet you at a bar. See if they can find you just from the picture.
11/15/12
11/14/12
Hpy Brf Dai 2 ME
1. Drive your friend on his birthday. Pull over at some random intersection in the middle of the city where there will be a bunch of his friends waiting to give him a surprise birthday party on the side of the street!
2. Fill the birthday boy/girls room with balloons before they wake up.
3. Blind fold the birthday boy/girl. Bring them to the airport and dont un blindfold them until they are air born for a birthday trip.
4. If you are getting a present for someone who is young and likes teddy bears. Put the teddy bear under their sheets with them while they sleep. When they wake up they will meet their new friend.
5. Youtube channel with only name specific custom Happy Birthday songs.
2. Fill the birthday boy/girls room with balloons before they wake up.
3. Blind fold the birthday boy/girl. Bring them to the airport and dont un blindfold them until they are air born for a birthday trip.
4. If you are getting a present for someone who is young and likes teddy bears. Put the teddy bear under their sheets with them while they sleep. When they wake up they will meet their new friend.
5. Youtube channel with only name specific custom Happy Birthday songs.
11/13/12
House Talk
1. Move someones whole house to a different location while they are asleep.
2. Take out the floor to the attic in your house so you second floor has giant ceilings.
3. Make the floor of your house out of see through plastic.
4. Out door office with roof hang over.
5. Re paint your friends house while they are asleep.
11/12/12
Quinzee time!
1. Build a quinzee.
2. Spray paint your quinzee.
3. Hot box your quinzee.
4. Have a tea party in your quinzee.
5. Turn your quinzee into a fort and declare a snowball fight.
2. Spray paint your quinzee.
3. Hot box your quinzee.
4. Have a tea party in your quinzee.
5. Turn your quinzee into a fort and declare a snowball fight.
Trojan
1. Build a giant horse. Put strippers in the horse. Bring the horse as present to the host of a party. When they get the horse all the strippers jump out and start dancing.
2. Plan a week next year that you will go on a trip. Start saving now.
3. Send the president a letter.
4. Internet user license plate to track activity and illegal action.
5. Travel by horse across the country.
2. Plan a week next year that you will go on a trip. Start saving now.
3. Send the president a letter.
4. Internet user license plate to track activity and illegal action.
5. Travel by horse across the country.
11/11/12
Don't let me down
1. Paint your whole room with black chalkboard paint.
2. Write a monologue about the first red thing you see.
3. Backyard music festival: get all your friends who make music to gather in your backyard and make music together for a day.
4. Tie dye your bed sheets.
5. Reenact your favorite movie scene while on acid. Film it.
11/10/12
Smells like dill weed
Take a different route everyday.
Next time you eat a pineapple; cut off the top, plant it, and grow your own pineapple!
Start your own indoor worm compost.
Wind powered trains.
Sex painting: throw paint on a canvas, have sex on canvas. Hang it on your wall and don't tell anyone what you did.
Next time you eat a pineapple; cut off the top, plant it, and grow your own pineapple!
Start your own indoor worm compost.
Wind powered trains.
Sex painting: throw paint on a canvas, have sex on canvas. Hang it on your wall and don't tell anyone what you did.
11/9/12
Science M. Myhre
1. Name your kid after Science by naming him science.
2. Play a trick on the newscasters by pumping the gas they give you at the dentist in to the room while they are filming live.
3. Fish food commercial where the characters eat fish food.
4. A commercial for soup where a guy is eating Noodles and water and his grandma tells him that it is not soup with out some sort of broth.
5. Fill your car cup holders with flower/ vegetable seeds. Throw the seeds out of your car when your waiting in traffic near a plant friendly area.
2. Play a trick on the newscasters by pumping the gas they give you at the dentist in to the room while they are filming live.
3. Fish food commercial where the characters eat fish food.
4. A commercial for soup where a guy is eating Noodles and water and his grandma tells him that it is not soup with out some sort of broth.
5. Fill your car cup holders with flower/ vegetable seeds. Throw the seeds out of your car when your waiting in traffic near a plant friendly area.
11/8/12
Blow Up Doll
1. Suspenders with a dildo attached on the inside of the crotch area pointing inward. (secrets never hurt anybody)
2. Vibrating bike seat.
3. Pocket on the inside of your crotch of your pants the perfect size for your phone. (Make sure to put your phone on silent or it wont vibrate when it rings)
4. Sex on a rocking chair.
5. Have sex in the back seat while your best bud drives really fast.
2. Vibrating bike seat.
3. Pocket on the inside of your crotch of your pants the perfect size for your phone. (Make sure to put your phone on silent or it wont vibrate when it rings)
4. Sex on a rocking chair.
5. Have sex in the back seat while your best bud drives really fast.
11/7/12
"No" (but that actually means yes)
1. Bring back commuter boats that go between the Hawaiian islands.
2. Peel an avocado, put it on a stick, then eat it while walking.
3. Raspberry grilled cheese sandwich
4. Uncut Youtube documentation videos of your life. (film on camera then upload and title the movie with the date it was recorded.)
5. A library of audio recordings of deceased people talking from when they were alive. i.e. phone messages, their music, memo tapes.
11/6/12
Bad Bad Leroy Brown (for president)
1. Toilet that moves around while you sit on it.
2. Rope ladder to your apartment from the window.
3. Throw tons and tons of marijuana seeds on to the white house lawn and wait for them to grow.
4. Run a aggressive internet campaign for your self to run for president. See how many people you can get to vote for you.
5. Facebook and google combined.
2. Rope ladder to your apartment from the window.
3. Throw tons and tons of marijuana seeds on to the white house lawn and wait for them to grow.
4. Run a aggressive internet campaign for your self to run for president. See how many people you can get to vote for you.
5. Facebook and google combined.
11/5/12
Post Drug
1. Color Blind shirts that you can only read if you are color blind.
2. Take a picture of your dog in a suit at a podium and tell people he is running for president.
3. Hats that have a voice recorder in the the bill so you can take notes without anyone knowing.
4. I Phone 6 with real refillable lighter inside.
5. Break in to your friends house and decorate for a holiday that is not for a few months.
11/4/12
Jazzin around and painting the town
1. Buy a disposable camera, and take pictures of everything you do today. Use all the photos. Don't develop them for another ten years.
2. Smile at every person you pass.
3. Make nachos using at least 5 different ingredients in your house. (cheese, jalapenos, peas, banana, raisins, etc..)
4. Research something you dislike/hate, find at least three things you like about that thing.
5. Quit your job in the city, go work on a farm.
2. Smile at every person you pass.
3. Make nachos using at least 5 different ingredients in your house. (cheese, jalapenos, peas, banana, raisins, etc..)
4. Research something you dislike/hate, find at least three things you like about that thing.
5. Quit your job in the city, go work on a farm.
11/3/12
Saturday morning ideas
1. Start a chain letter of 5 ideas. Every recepient must add 5 ideas before mailing it forward.
2. Don't waste your time on things you hate.
3. Look at the sky for at least ten minutes.
4. Pick one day a month, donate all your earnings for that day to your favorite charity. Do it even if you can't afford to.
5. Take off your shoes (and socks) as often as possible.
2. Don't waste your time on things you hate.
3. Look at the sky for at least ten minutes.
4. Pick one day a month, donate all your earnings for that day to your favorite charity. Do it even if you can't afford to.
5. Take off your shoes (and socks) as often as possible.
11/2/12
Steroid Olympics
1. Electric noise shield to stop noise from leaving your party area.
2. Auto thwaking windshield wiper that thwacks itself when it gets too icy, snowy or when leaves get stuck between the blade and the glass.
3. Pills for dogs that make them grow bigger.
4. Steroid Olympics. Where they dont stop people from doing drugs to get stronger.
5. Invent a vibram shoe sole that gives you traction but repels mud, dirt, snow and dog poop.
11/1/12
Creativity Cult
1. Bike lane in the skyways
2. Stickers that are numbered 1 - 100. Once they are stuck up all over the city people try to find all 100.
3. Instead of buying 10$ gluten free bread try Ethiopian Injera. It is 5$ for like 5 pounds.
4. Loon messengers. Attach messages on their feet. When they migrate you will be able to send the message far distances.
5. Start a creativity cult .
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