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1/28/14

White Meat

1. A deli meat that is al the meats mixed together.

2. Heated walls.

3. Clothing that plays music when you put it on.

4. Alternate memory implants for humans.

5. Ghost Police - Band name


1/27/14

STAT 42

1. Alcohol Intake Regulator timer. Tells you when to pour your next glass of fine whiskey so you enjoy it correctly.

2. Promotion for candy company: Put 1000 pieces of candy in little plastic balls that float. Pour them all in to a fountain for people to take.

3. Dolphin costumes that make them look like mermaids.

4. Ocean house. A house made to float safely and calmly through the ocean at all times.

5. Air real-estate sales.

Candy Bowl

1. Editable board game.

2. Coffee tube coming from work desks.

3. Remodel the whole farmers market to be really efficient and cool.

4. A line of fake band shirts and stickers.

5. Hats with candy bowls on the brim.

JL Beer


1/26/14

M for __

1. tanning booths that paint you different colors. 

2. ultra violet hair dye (funky colors that only show up under a black light).

3. a washing machine that folds & presses clothes.

4. e-beer

5. socially acceptable face paint.

1/25/14

Rope Clothing

1. Pad Thai soup.

2. Underground model train system to transport letters and food.

3. Drone bar tender.

4. Clothing made of rope.

5. Force feed a bird food coloring to make art on cars below.

1/24/14

Ocean Wave

1. Summer party in the winter. Bright lights, kiddy pool, summer music, wear swim suits.

2. Under water homes in lakes.

3. Elephant and other wild animal jewelry.

4. Create a small list of things you do not like. Do them all 3 times and decide if you really don't like it or not.

5. Canned coffee beans.

1/20/14


1/19/14

But Nothin'

1. Glass memory cards

2. Biodiesel tuk-tuk.

3. Cat room.

4. Paper blankets.

5. Cereal shaped like letters. Each box only has letters to spell a specific very complicated word.
Puzzle Crunch.

Black Camera

1. Paint over the brand names on your electronics with a complimenting color to personalize.

2. Make your own logo. Put them on stickers. Sticker ur stuff.

3. Pancake mix in spray can like easy cheese.

4. Cool kid rental. Rent the coolest kid to hang out with and learn from.

5. Kid leash. For young children and older kids that get side tracked really easily.

1/18/14

Terms

1. Christmas tree looking dress.

2. Stickers that have the same color green as street signs with the same white letters as the signs. Replace the letters in specific places to change the name of streets from Snelling Ave. to Smelling bAd .

3. A choreographed dance with many chickens.

4. A dance that takes up the whole city.

5. Non specific ideas that anyone can define on their own terms.


1/17/14

Road Trip

1. Burn incense while driving to make it cozy.

2. Make and sell a long MP3 CD specifically designed for a great road trip.

3. Clothes for cars. Car hats, car shirts. car pants…. you get the point.

4. Sunglasses that have a secret compartment for matches in them.

5. Emergency busses when it is really cold to pick people up and bring them to a warmer bus station for the same bus.


1/16/14

Liquid Containing

1. Holographic coats.

2. Eco friendly sunglasses.

3. Igloo with a hole in the top so you can have a fire inside.

4. Old christmas tree fire.

5. Liquid containing coat that you can fill with hot water.

1/15/14

The Winter Slipper

1. Camp in state parks in the winter then drive out with out paying because no one really goes there in the winter.

2. A food reviewer that does yelp reviews for every small town in the United States.

3. Wrap your 3 season tent in canvas to create a 4 season tent.

4. Check out one of the biggest dog sled races on Feb 1st - 2nd in Bayfield, Wi.

5. Water proof outdoor slippers for winter use.

1/14/14

Secret Viewer

1. A website that looks exactly like you are working on spreadsheet but is actually Facebook. For when you are supposed to be working.

2. Computer screens that are not visible from any other position than where the user is sitting.

3. Keyboards that recognize your finger print and log you in to correct user name when typing starts.

4. Moosestorage.ccom BIG cloud storage site

5. Use a powerful flashlight as a blinding defensive weapon when traveling.

1/13/14

Glove Box

1. Glow in the dark Highlighter. 

2. Free note books for everyone enrolled in school by Obama. 

3. Rollar coaster public transportation. 

4. Write a new religion. Leave copies of you bible in really obscure magical places for people to find. 

5. Computers with compartments in them like a glove box. 

1/12/14

Yolk

1. Yolk drink. Liquid egg yolk in a bottle for sale at gas stations.

2. Flash Drives that look like bricks of gold.

3. Take a picture of 100 naked people in a public place.

4. Tattoo the name of a girl you don't know on your body as a joke.

5. Ice jewelry for outdoor winter events.  

1/11/14

Poopy

1. Weigh your poops.

2. Use glue spray to preserve your poops

3. Take the poop challenge and try to run while pooping. 

4. Pee while riding a bike.

5. Poop contest. Who has the bigger/ more stylish poop. 

1/10/14

Underwear

1. Ads for underwear that are three girls standing on a couch wearing only underwear.

2. Lotion shower to cure dry skin.

3. Dance effectiveness training.

4. Closed mouth syndrome for loud people.

5. Correct side up floating coffee cups.

1/9/14

OG Twist

1. Measuring tape I phone app.

2. Scale I phone app. Put something on the screen to weigh it.

3. Self shuffling cards.

4. Tree house apartments.

5. E vitamins. Vape away your cigarette habit with your daily dose of B12.

1/8/14

Great Day

1. Set up shop on the corner. Your job will be to help people with what ever they might need help with.

2. Over hanging ropes coarse sidewalks to get places quicker.

3. A bathtub that is a giant LCD screen.

4. Make and wear a fake badge.

5. A coat with secret holes in it to keep you cold.

1/7/14

Pocket Polly

1. A pet that fits in your pocket.

2. Dance instructional graffiti.

3. Stickers that change the #'s on phones to letters that confuse people because why is there no numbers on here?

4. Free red marker day.

5. Switch phones with a friend that has the same color and type of phone as you.

1/6/14

Get a Job

1. Band Aid .com a website for bands to get funding.

2. Paper with secret messages on it that light up with black light.

3. Store that only sells paper airplanes.

4. Puppy feast. Expensive microwavable dog food for when your doggy is very very good.

5. Wall paper made completely out of real leaves.

1/5/14

MISHA

1.revolution of young people in america for reform of education, healthcare & distribution of power. 

2. Open an authentic Mexican restaurant in New Zealand

3. Star Wars Land (like Harry Potter Landhttps://www.universalorlando.com/harrypotter/)

4. Nose Hats (for really cold days)

5. Improvamation (Improv based cartoon)

1/4/14

Fake Kiss

1. Fake lips to prank kiss your gf or bf.

2. Fake nipples that excrete slime.

3. A band that is referred to by a different name ever time it is mentioned.

4. Pubic Hair Gel.

5. Wall paper with the residents face on it in a pretty pattern.

1/3/14

Cargo Bin

1. Trash expander.

2. Underground road system for bikers.

3. Giant fake stomach for digesting garbage.

4. Two way mirror wind shields for cars.

5. Cargo bin seating for poor people to take flights.


1/2/14

More!~?

1. A company that gathers all the food left over at restaurants to feed to livestock outside of city. 

2. Tripple sided tape.

3. Suction pipe system to send physical mail inside of city. 

4. A app that electrocutes you every time you try to open Facebook 

5. Remotes for regular house lights. 

1/1/14

Blueberry

1. Slingshot for sledding with no hill.

2. Shoes made from recycled sports products.

3. Chia Pet bathmat.

4. Penis shaped USB flash drive.

5. Chia Pet fake mustache.

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