1. 1 day a month where you and your friends do nice things for people with out them knowing who it was.
2. City funded dance party in the middle of the highway.
3. Put a trap out front of your friends house. Catch them in it.
4. I phone with real taser app.
5. Sel all your stuff and buy property.
2/28/13
2/27/13
Food Junkies
1. When selling drugs, bring frozen soup along for a extra bonus.
2. 1 day a month where you and some friends do nice things for random people with out them ever knowing who it was.
3. Make soup then put it in to freezer dried packs to keep it until your ready to eat.
4. Find a junk yard that will let us blow up broken cars... tell me their number.
5. Watch a movie about wolves tonight.
2. 1 day a month where you and some friends do nice things for random people with out them ever knowing who it was.
3. Make soup then put it in to freezer dried packs to keep it until your ready to eat.
4. Find a junk yard that will let us blow up broken cars... tell me their number.
5. Watch a movie about wolves tonight.
2/26/13
Do you have the time... to listen to my ideas... about everything and nothing all at once.
1. Bus transfer stash area under bus benches.
2. Video projector that projects on to the back of semi trucks for long distance drives.
3. Ambush party. (Hide in the woods with a few cases of beer and some drugs and party hats, when some one walks by force them to party with u)
4. When your girl is watching a movie and your baby is asleep and she is listening to the baby on the baby monitor, go to the monitor that omits sound to her and tell her you love her.
5. A brand called: 4 - Lovers
2. Video projector that projects on to the back of semi trucks for long distance drives.
3. Ambush party. (Hide in the woods with a few cases of beer and some drugs and party hats, when some one walks by force them to party with u)
4. When your girl is watching a movie and your baby is asleep and she is listening to the baby on the baby monitor, go to the monitor that omits sound to her and tell her you love her.
5. A brand called: 4 - Lovers
2/25/13
Trevor
1. Candy in your desk for people when your working with them
2. Make a tour service called Just Trust Us
3. Hide money in a cigarette box and burry it in the snow for your friend to find.
4. Make your life goal to slow dance with the president.
5. Buy a new bag of socks today because all your socks are dirty and you dont have that many good ones any way.
2. Make a tour service called Just Trust Us
3. Hide money in a cigarette box and burry it in the snow for your friend to find.
4. Make your life goal to slow dance with the president.
5. Buy a new bag of socks today because all your socks are dirty and you dont have that many good ones any way.
2/24/13
Blow Up Job
1. Communal microwaves on busses and Trains.
2. Head phones shapes like a house phone receiver.
3. Pancakes with sliced up bacon in it.
4. Ask a random person If the want to box.
5. Come to our improv show next week @ Huge Theater.
2. Head phones shapes like a house phone receiver.
3. Pancakes with sliced up bacon in it.
4. Ask a random person If the want to box.
5. Come to our improv show next week @ Huge Theater.
2/23/13
it was ok...
1. Send mixed singles to someone for fun.
2. Get 2000 dollars then make a movie about being really nice to people by buying them something that would make them happy or doing something really nice for them.
3. Walk to the ocean when u turn 50
4. Buy Mac computers then add a new logo and sell them as a different brand.
5. Houses made out of empty crushed beer cans.
2/22/13
Im tired
1. Learn InDesign
2. Bring two babies with you when you go bowling with your friends. Play hot potato with the babys as u switch turns bowling.
3. Send your hair to a random address.
4. Website that tries to guess future events.
5. Ride a horse to work.
2. Bring two babies with you when you go bowling with your friends. Play hot potato with the babys as u switch turns bowling.
3. Send your hair to a random address.
4. Website that tries to guess future events.
5. Ride a horse to work.
2/21/13
Send me money
1. Sleep in a coffin.
2. Spend all your money and re start everything.
3. Send notes to people using pigeons.
4. Seeing eye squirrels.
5. Mashed potatoes with raspberries.
2/20/13
2/19/13
My fingers are crossed.
1. Sushi for breakfast.
2. Set up mirrors in your house so you only need to turn on one light to light the whole house.
3. Fluorescent colored toilets.
4. Underground highways in MN so you don't need to plow.
5. Heat pads for your windshield. No more scraping the ice in the morning.
2. Set up mirrors in your house so you only need to turn on one light to light the whole house.
3. Fluorescent colored toilets.
4. Underground highways in MN so you don't need to plow.
5. Heat pads for your windshield. No more scraping the ice in the morning.
2/18/13
Keep it clean
1. Clean your bike if you ride it in the winter.
2. Car tires made out of ice.
3. Study Lyme's Disease. If you can learn enough you will make TONS of money because no one knows how to treat it correctly.
4. Write a story about your life, take out every piece of the story that is not awesome. It may be incoherent without the boring words but it will sound cool.
5. Print a bunch of fake contracts and put them on your desk so you look more important.
2. Car tires made out of ice.
3. Study Lyme's Disease. If you can learn enough you will make TONS of money because no one knows how to treat it correctly.
4. Write a story about your life, take out every piece of the story that is not awesome. It may be incoherent without the boring words but it will sound cool.
5. Print a bunch of fake contracts and put them on your desk so you look more important.
2/17/13
Im sick
1. Smoke machine under a door while someone sleeps...
2. Replace the words of Coca Cola to say Consume.
3. When signing a contract, take a picture of the signed contract in a way where not all the words are visible. Send the contract in like that as to not have actually signed anything coherent.
4. Call the president every day until he answers.
5. Keep all the paper and shoe boxes you can find. Use them for art.
2. Replace the words of Coca Cola to say Consume.
3. When signing a contract, take a picture of the signed contract in a way where not all the words are visible. Send the contract in like that as to not have actually signed anything coherent.
4. Call the president every day until he answers.
5. Keep all the paper and shoe boxes you can find. Use them for art.
2/16/13
This should count for 5....
A whirl wind of emotions swept through me like a heavy gust piercing a polar fleece coat.
"WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU?" She shouted in to the phone.
Nothing I said could make up for what i had done... she knew it; and she was going to squeeze every last drop of guilt out of my plump little body.
"Ahhh... the post office?" I said repeating the words in me head and biting my lip in regret.
"CANT YOU COME UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER THAN THAT YOU SORRY SACK OF SHIT!, IT'S FUCKING SUNDAY!"
oh ya.. it Sunday.
I had to hurry. I needed to get clean water, I knew it wouldn't be long until Hairy would die, but the reception was so bad here. One foul step and i would loose her.
Silence on the other end... "Laura?.." I said
no answer...
"Shit!" I said.
I ran to the faucet and filled the bowl with water and took the chemical from my pocket and read the back. 'Add two drops then let sit for 1 hour' It said.
"FUCK!" and then the phone started to ring again.
"Hello"
"Hello you stupid little fuck."
"...I love you?"
"ITS OUR GOD DAMN ANNIVERSARY, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU I HAVE BEEN WAITING HERE FOR FIFTEEN FUCKING MINUTES!" She screamed.
I slammed the car door and peeled out of the drive way.
"I'm coming baby.. I'll be there in... an hour"
silence...
"Baby?"
Nothing.
I turned the corner and pulled in to the restaurant parking lot and slammed on the breaks. Dust surrounded the car making me invisible to the outside world.
I sat protected by my wall of dust and i hear a happy little dinging sound.... am i going crazy?
But then I realized: it was a text message.
It said: '10 MINUTES BITCH'
OK. Fuck Hairy, if he dies that's his problem.
I pop the trunk and walk around the the back of the car.
I hold the water in a bag up to the street light and study it for a second...
I seams pretty good, but then again I dont know what the different PH levels look like.
I unwrap the blanket, and pull Hairy out.
He's still alive.
I untie the top of the bag and dump him in to the small tank of water.
All i can hear is my heart beating... 3 minutes.
I watch him swim around intently waiting for him to come belly up, but he didn't.
"YESS!"
I yell loud enough for the whole parking to to hear.
I sprint to the front doors, past the hosts and frantically look for her sitting alone at one of the tables....
2 minutes.
I scan the room on more time... and then, I see her.
I straighten my tie and walk up slowly.
Happy anniversary baby, i got you a fish, his name is Hairy.
"WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU?" She shouted in to the phone.
Nothing I said could make up for what i had done... she knew it; and she was going to squeeze every last drop of guilt out of my plump little body.
"Ahhh... the post office?" I said repeating the words in me head and biting my lip in regret.
"CANT YOU COME UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER THAN THAT YOU SORRY SACK OF SHIT!, IT'S FUCKING SUNDAY!"
oh ya.. it Sunday.
I had to hurry. I needed to get clean water, I knew it wouldn't be long until Hairy would die, but the reception was so bad here. One foul step and i would loose her.
Silence on the other end... "Laura?.." I said
no answer...
"Shit!" I said.
I ran to the faucet and filled the bowl with water and took the chemical from my pocket and read the back. 'Add two drops then let sit for 1 hour' It said.
"FUCK!" and then the phone started to ring again.
"Hello"
"Hello you stupid little fuck."
"...I love you?"
"ITS OUR GOD DAMN ANNIVERSARY, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU I HAVE BEEN WAITING HERE FOR FIFTEEN FUCKING MINUTES!" She screamed.
I slammed the car door and peeled out of the drive way.
"I'm coming baby.. I'll be there in... an hour"
silence...
"Baby?"
Nothing.
I turned the corner and pulled in to the restaurant parking lot and slammed on the breaks. Dust surrounded the car making me invisible to the outside world.
I sat protected by my wall of dust and i hear a happy little dinging sound.... am i going crazy?
But then I realized: it was a text message.
It said: '10 MINUTES BITCH'
OK. Fuck Hairy, if he dies that's his problem.
I pop the trunk and walk around the the back of the car.
I hold the water in a bag up to the street light and study it for a second...
I seams pretty good, but then again I dont know what the different PH levels look like.
I unwrap the blanket, and pull Hairy out.
He's still alive.
I untie the top of the bag and dump him in to the small tank of water.
All i can hear is my heart beating... 3 minutes.
I watch him swim around intently waiting for him to come belly up, but he didn't.
"YESS!"
I yell loud enough for the whole parking to to hear.
I sprint to the front doors, past the hosts and frantically look for her sitting alone at one of the tables....
2 minutes.
I scan the room on more time... and then, I see her.
I straighten my tie and walk up slowly.
Happy anniversary baby, i got you a fish, his name is Hairy.
2/15/13
Tie a Go Pro to a balloon.
1. Print out a outline of the US map with all the state borders. Print out the same map but fill all the States in with different colors. Cut out the states on the colored map. Glue the cut out of the states you have been too on the map outline.
2. Rain gutter art on sky scrapers.
3.
- Tie a Go Pro Video Camera to a weather balloon.
-Create a user name for YouTube.
-Put a note on the Go Pro that says: "Upload to youtube: User Name + Password"
-Glue the note on to the side of the Go Pro
-Push record on the camera.
-Send it off.
4. Get sick every week for a year.
5. An action movie trailer for a movie about the Underground Raw Milk trade.
2/14/13
Your wife told me I was cute...
1. Fill a refrigerated truck with snow. Drive the truck to New Orleans and drop the snow in the street.
2. Same concept as bait cars for people to steal: Bait police with black and hispanic drivers with no reason to be arrested. If they are arrested the police are caught and fired for discrimination.
3. Comic book starring you! About what you wish you were doing everyday.
4. If someone asks you to talk at an event: as a joke tell them youl do it but you dont want the press there.
5. If your late: "Sorry I'm late, your wife had some unusual requests.
2. Same concept as bait cars for people to steal: Bait police with black and hispanic drivers with no reason to be arrested. If they are arrested the police are caught and fired for discrimination.
3. Comic book starring you! About what you wish you were doing everyday.
4. If someone asks you to talk at an event: as a joke tell them youl do it but you dont want the press there.
5. If your late: "Sorry I'm late, your wife had some unusual requests.
2/13/13
Happy Birthday Andrew!
1. Wish Andrew Siess a Happy Birthday! (He is running around the world and it is his birthday today)
Send him some love !
www.facebook.com/andrewsiess or
siessssssss@gmail.com
2. Advertisement for Red Mill: Shows a picture of all their products with a tag line underneath that says: The Periodic Table of Food.
3. Sleep on the floor of your office.
4. Start paying your friends for the ideas they give you.
5. Put cake in a big Tupperware, bring it over to your friend and say: "Eat this".
Send him some love !
www.facebook.com/andrewsiess or
siessssssss@gmail.com
2. Advertisement for Red Mill: Shows a picture of all their products with a tag line underneath that says: The Periodic Table of Food.
3. Sleep on the floor of your office.
4. Start paying your friends for the ideas they give you.
5. Put cake in a big Tupperware, bring it over to your friend and say: "Eat this".
2/12/13
We have no idea what we are doing.
1. Bring a hot dish of food to class for your classmates to eat.
2. Borrow you friends dog.
3. Un relentlessly try to teach your name to your friends baby who is learning to talk.
4. Make a crazy water fall system with half cut PBC pipes for when it rains.
5.
5.
2. Borrow you friends dog.
3. Un relentlessly try to teach your name to your friends baby who is learning to talk.
4. Make a crazy water fall system with half cut PBC pipes for when it rains.
5.
2/11/13
Ideas in your Mind
1.
Commercial idea...
Scene 1 couple running from 2/3 zombies head into store.
Scene 2 shot of condiment isle with them running down it still being chased by zombies.
Scene 3 cut to close up of one zombies face with a look of recognition or a fond memory in its eye.
Scene 4 shot of same zombie now with a bottle of tabasco in each hand.
Cut to black with tag line saying "spice up your next meal".
(written by Swn)
(written by Swn)
2. Tobasco
Baby crying: title says too hot. TABASCO
3. Two astronauts in space having a fire using Tabasco as the fuel
4. Picture of a riot with a guy throwing a giant bottle of tabaso with a flaming cloth in the top.
5. Tobasco underwear.
2/10/13
Ain't Shit (forgot yesterday but i didn't forget)
1. http://youtu.be/ckfBGdZoR_0http://youtu.be/ckfBGdZoR_0
2. Dance with your teddy bear.
3. Make a dance for you and your friends to do at the bar.
4. Bring hot coffee to the corner of the street to give to people.
5. Candy Cane Table.
LAST NIGHT:
1. Give a random guy a ride home
2. Say yes to everyone, organic growth will happen with some of them.
3. Styrofoam pop cans.
4. Rap Theater.
5. Smoke weed with your neighbor.
2. Dance with your teddy bear.
3. Make a dance for you and your friends to do at the bar.
4. Bring hot coffee to the corner of the street to give to people.
5. Candy Cane Table.
LAST NIGHT:
1. Give a random guy a ride home
2. Say yes to everyone, organic growth will happen with some of them.
3. Styrofoam pop cans.
4. Rap Theater.
5. Smoke weed with your neighbor.
2/9/13
Uhhhh
1. Make soap.
2. eat soap.
4. kill the pope.
5. read books by Kurt Vonnegut
6. Listen to music by Kurt Cobain
2. eat soap.
4. kill the pope.
5. read books by Kurt Vonnegut
6. Listen to music by Kurt Cobain
2/8/13
Movie Ideas
1. A movie where 2 people are in jail, a girl and a guy. The jail is very scary and is obviously a place no one would want to be. The two people in jail are weirdly super happy. They are playing games and interested in everything. They are acting like happy children. They are let out of jail and dont even seem to mind.
2. A movie where the main character can do anything he wants with his mind. A car cuts him off.... it blows up. A teacher is condescending ... teacher poops his pants.
3. Movie where house talks to people walking by.
4. Humane Society commercial:
Girl walks in to the store, everything is normal. The girl starts looking at cats. She makes eye contact with one cat. Music starts playing. CUT TO montage of girl and cat in a field running + girl and cat on roller coaster, girl in cat eating malts at a malt shop. These shots are over emphasized and exaggerated. Cut back to humane society and she buys cat.
5. Extreme weather cooking show on a boat in the middle of a lake.
2. A movie where the main character can do anything he wants with his mind. A car cuts him off.... it blows up. A teacher is condescending ... teacher poops his pants.
3. Movie where house talks to people walking by.
4. Humane Society commercial:
Girl walks in to the store, everything is normal. The girl starts looking at cats. She makes eye contact with one cat. Music starts playing. CUT TO montage of girl and cat in a field running + girl and cat on roller coaster, girl in cat eating malts at a malt shop. These shots are over emphasized and exaggerated. Cut back to humane society and she buys cat.
5. Extreme weather cooking show on a boat in the middle of a lake.
2/7/13
Imply
1. Dress up like the devil and go to church.
2. Attach one end of a very skinny wire to a hovering helicopter that is above the clouds. The other end would attach to your harness to make it look like you can fly.
3. Get a daily pill dispenser with the days of the week on them. Fill it with Vitamins.
4. Tandem Bike with both seats facing in.
5. Imply that someone is mad by saying: "im sorry I made you mad?"
2/6/13
Ignore me.
1. Ignore your friend for a while.
2. Make a movie of a baby dancing with teddy bears.
3. Dumpster dive contest. See who can find the coolest stuff.
4. Make a deal to call your friend @ 3:44 am. See if they answer.
5. Cheese smoothy.
2. Make a movie of a baby dancing with teddy bears.
3. Dumpster dive contest. See who can find the coolest stuff.
4. Make a deal to call your friend @ 3:44 am. See if they answer.
5. Cheese smoothy.
2/5/13
3 days of ideas.
1. Make a movie of you doing relatively boring things. Make it exciting with editing.
2. Make a group on FB for people to help each other with school projects.
3. Tattoo a little blue circle around your belly button.
4. A store that sells weird flavors of soup. Flavors include: Jack Daniel's, Pizza, Ice cream, cheesy boy friend.
5. Get a grant to make a movie then spend all the money you got to have a party for your friends.
Yesterday:
2. Make a group on FB for people to help each other with school projects.
3. Tattoo a little blue circle around your belly button.
4. A store that sells weird flavors of soup. Flavors include: Jack Daniel's, Pizza, Ice cream, cheesy boy friend.
5. Get a grant to make a movie then spend all the money you got to have a party for your friends.
Yesterday:
2/4/13
No exceptions
1. Make a project that your do every day no exceptions.
2. Email or FB everyone you meet telling them you enjoyed meeting them.
3. Take a picture of your office everyday.
4. Make a playlist everyday and advertise it as a radio station.
5. Rent out the whole top floor of a apartment building. Turn it in to a hostel.
2/3/13
Two Days ago:
1. Make a weekly work day at your office or apartment that anyone can come too.
2. Switch phones with your friend for a week.
3. Walk 10 miles and ask everyone you see if you can take their picture.
4. In the middle of class get up and run out.
5. A blog of just rejected yogurt flavors: http://rejectedyogurt.tumblr.com
2/2/13
2/1/13
Too hot.
1.
2.
3.
4.
TV Commercial where a Tobasco bottle is coming out of a pool like a sexy woman.
5.
Radio commercial where they bleep out every time someone says Tobasco.
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