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12/31/14

Cloth Sunglasses

1. Fill a wrapped box with balloons for a kids present.

2. Paint that changes colors over time so it doesn't get boring.

3. Keyboards with little rollers so they move like a computer mouse.

4. Translucent candy.

5. Cloth sunglasses

12/30/14

Roast beefs

1. Hollow climbing ropes that work like a camel back for drinking water when climbing.

2. Glow in the dark books for night reading no light required.

3. Cut off all your hair, save it, use as a wig when you go bald.

4. Fish bowl tie. (Hollow see through tie with real fish inside)

5. Double decker tables for when you don't want a shelf but the tables not enough

12/29/14

candy camera

1. Candy that makes food less spicy.

2. Laundry basket built in to closet.

3. Frictionless flooring. 

4. High grip sandpaper flooring.

5. Carpets that light up under you as you walk for club entrances and famous people events.

12/28/14

Radiation

1. Lambergeeny commercial insight- thats not a car, thats a lambergeeny. 

2. Water dispenser in cars.

3. Waffel maker built in car

4. Dirty laundry compartment in travel backpack.

5. Cell phone pocket with thick fabric to project you from the radiation. 

12/27/14

Juice whiskey

1. Whiskey that tastes and smells like juice.

2. Plastic surgery hiemen - to fake virginity. 

3. translucent sail boat mast thst lights up like a lights er. 

4. Sail boat mast that is a giant bong too. 

5. Ok Cupid app that starts beeping when you are close to a person with a high match. 

12/26/14

Despicer

1. Mandatory skills .com
Free Public school curriculum for everyone.

2. Piano lessons.com a website with many different levels of free piano lessons.

3. Best of .com website where people vote for the best of every possible category. 

4. Body decoy .com 

5. Cop watch signs in neighborhood like crime watch signs. 

12/25/14

Play- Doh

1. Nature window - flat screen tv in ur living room with live feed to video camera in beautiful forest.

2. Glow in the dark spray for covering ur walls when you have a party. 

3. Edible flavored playdoh 

4. Chia pet coffee table with short golf grass on top. 

5. Porno mags that come with Kleenex in back. 


12/24/14

Ocean pads

1. Mini mirror shoulder pads.

2. White board table. 

3. A app that can smell for you in case you have a bad nose. 

4. Marble track from St. Paul to Minneapolis.

5. Ocean camera. Buy at best buy, turn on, throw in to ocean access the live feed from the floating camera to witness life at sea.

12/23/14

Prissy Pup

1. Prissy pup .com dog clothes store

2. Ocean gerbil ball that floats for emergencys. 

3. Criminal watch gps implanted in to all convicts for super government bullshit 

4. Boyfriend trainer - shocks the tip of the penis when ur man is actin' up. 

5. Hot gage - app that has a robot tell you if people are hot or not so you don't have to make the choice. 

12/22/14

Green bread

1. Green bread

2. Fish flavored smoke cigs

3. Carnivals for animals 

4. Peec - pipe brand 

5. Trash bag seat covers from trash bag company. 

12/21/14

Updated

1. : Automatic status update store. They will follow you around and post what u do so don't need to waste your time. @fiveideasaday #ideafactory

2. Hollow fake vein in arm to transport drugs.

3. Toad statue hat

4. Morning breath - coffee brand 

5. Sell Christmas shirts on 4th of July to shock and anger consumers. 

12/20/14

High Tide

1. Instead of a fountain - a intricate wire track system with many marbles rolling down then being brought up by marble escalator to roll down again.

2. Claculate how much money's worth of things is in one skyscraper. 

3. Tattoo a line thst is exactly an ich on your finger to use for quick measurement. 

4. Free your self from your inhibitions and learn to literally fly.  

5. Giant water storage sponges to soak up muddy water.  

12/19/14

Glow Pills

1. Pills to make you grow glow in the dark hair.

2. Machine to put in your shower drain to trigger coffee to be made when you take a shower in the morning. 

3. Beach maze for tide to follow. Make a game for the ocean to play. 

4. Camoflage clothes that have secret manuals sewed on the inside solving any problem that could occur. 

5. Plastic surgery implanted watches that glow through the skin on wrist. 

12/18/14

BeachHouseThief

1. Eye shadow that reflects very brightly when pictures are taken so you cannot see the users face.

2. Fake teeth you can play like a piano

3. Dance off circles painted on sidewalks.

4. Cars you can drive while laying horizontally.

5. Beach house thief - band name 

12/17/14

Mummy dog

1. Death vision .com (all black no links or nothing)

2. City hosted email accounts.

3. Google buys a island and starts a country.

4. Hats with little circle holes on top.

5. Wrap your dog in toilet paper for Halloween. Mummy dog

12/16/14

Baby Detector

1. Baby detector like a metal detector.

2. Flowers that smell strongly of fruit.

3. LCD screen vases for flowers.

4. Orange flavor milk call Orange Julius .

5. Put googly eyes on it.

12/15/14

Punishment Caluculator

1. Online punishment calculator.

2. Glasses that make it possible to detect vegetable or fruit ripeness.

3. Interpretative dance of peter and the wolf to techno music.

4. Strap that turns your phone in to a watch.

5. Goo filled carpets for a cushy walk.

12/14/14

Outdoor movie night

1. Outdoor movie night projected on a ice cliff.

2. 2 Planes projecting movies on each other for their plane to watch through the window.

3. Liquid filled speakers

4. App for night life, syncs phones to use their screen and camera flash to make a light show in crowd.

5. Ikea Desks with cat chill spot built in underneath. #ikea

12/13/14

Snot Pen

1. Snot Pen: From nose to pen, drips snot into ink to write with.

2. Sections of land designated for people to legally live 'off the grid'

3. Graffiti parks like skate parks

4. Art initiative where people paint the entirety of the sound barriers for a cross country highway.

5. A website that shows how diet changes your appearance.

12/12/14

Mineral Goggles

1. Ad campaign for pee gardens along highways.

2. Ad campaign to give distance to bikers while driving.

3. Ad campaign for Doll - Plant public fruit trees at rest stops in florida.

4. Climber walks the crest of mountain with bright light to get a long exposure light shot of the mountain outline from light.

5. Mineral Goggles that let you see the different minerals as you walk by them # googleglasses

12/11/14

Midwest Surf Hill

1. 'Graffiti' christmas ornaments around different cities.

2. Movie where guy kidnaps kids just to scare them really bad and not kill them.

3. Cats trained to follow mice/cheese/ shinny things/ as delivery service.

4. Florescent bioengineered plants on side of highways instead of traffic cones.

5. Midwest surf hill water poured down hills to surf.


12/10/14

Finger Extensions

1. Hats that say ' Road Rat'

2. Eye brow warmers on glasses

3. Finger extensions to add extra length to your fingers.

4. Pickel dispenser in jimmy johns

5. Reverse hole puncher.

12/9/14

Traveling Zoo

1. Penis tube that goes down your leg and out the car door for peeing while you drive.

2. Paint a line from NY to LA to symbolize unity.

3. Gerbil tube system on roof of car.

4. Gerbil tube system around the entire city to boost city mood.

5. See through semi trucks containing exotic animals to view while you drive. Never stops. #travelingzoo

12/8/14

Ideas

1. Virtual tour guid website of the us.

2. Socks with integrated foot warmers.

3. Fake finger nails that are LCD screens

4. Biologically engineered predator to humans released in to the world.

5. Cross country relay race advertisement for couch surfing.

12/7/14

THIS S***RT IS BANANAS

1. THIS S***RT IS BANANAS! screen printed on a t-shirt with pattered bananas behind it.

2. Bike wheel + Christmas lights = hipster-chandelier

3. Coconut oil in your bath.

4. Put loose thumb tacks on top of your coin piggy bank so its harder for you to steal from.

5. Dye your coins different perminant colors.

12/6/14

Leaf Wipe



1. A company that makes all their stuff from mined materials in the trash dump.

2. Cookie hat. A new way to market cookies with way to wear them on your head!

3. Wigs that make ur hair look like many tiny snakes.

4. Leaf wipe. Start selling leaves wrapped in tree bark at stores for extra environmentally friendly toilet paper.

5. Find out what your friends favorite spice is, wait a year then buy it for them as a gift.

12/5/14

Indoor Apple Tree


1. Licorice flavored coffee

2. Indoor Apple Tree kit.

3. Open mic night sponsored by city @ parks.

4. Sell ocean water in pretty jars. Tag line - When the earth was still pristine.

5. Put plastic googly eyes on your old shoes, give them each a name. Sell them as a set on e-bay.

12/4/14

Keeps it going.

1. Ideas can keep going.

2. A tent camping tent like the metronome (held up by pumped air like wacky wavy arm inflatable tube man)

3. Black White and Read - News Paper Name  

4. Put a giant fish tank in the middle of down town in Detroit mid winter. On the tank writing says: People freeze too.

5. Hollow liquid filled see through key boards.

NORTH SHORE

12/3/14

11/24/14

#IDEADETROIT Idea visits Dead Detroit

#IDEADETROIT - Part 4


A major municipal bankruptcy estimating to about $18–20 billion, is also another reason for the abandonment in Detroit. This bankruptcy was the largest bankruptcy filed in history of the United States. As a result of this bankruptcy a financial emergency was announced and about 60 percent of the population moved to other cities, leaving behind the abandoned houses ("Detroit files for bankruptcy protection".).

















#IDEADETROIT - Part 3

I think the answer to your question is no. the U.S government have never closed any city or town. Many cities and states like Blackwater of Arizona state, Cairo of Illinois state and Hughes of Arkansas state faced immigration of large population due to poverty. However, U.S government never completely closed any city of any state instead we always tried to control the poverty in the city.In case of Cairo, many people think that U.S government closed the city because of ever lowering poverty line in the city. But in reality United States government evacuated the city because of floods. Cairo was a center of seasonal floods due to its low elevation level above the river (Braesch, 2011). Therefore, the U.S government evacuated the city to keep the population safe from floods and destruction. Moreover, economic decline, racial turbulence and internal riots have never allowed the city to be populated so people migrated from the city.














11/23/14

#IDEADETROIT - Part 2


During the 2010 census, Detroit had 713,777 residents. The population statistics represents a noteworthy 25% decline from the 2000 statistics. With 162,924 families living within the city, 34.4% of the families had children below 18 years of age.
Detroit, as a symbol of the worsening American manufacturing industry, is undertaking serious countermeasures in order to improve its finances and come out from the bankruptcy zone. The case of water services has become a major problem for the residents of the city.
Detroit reached a decision to disconnect water services to residents who failed to pay their bills for more than two months. Failure to clear bills has resulted to disconnection of water services. In October 2014, Detroit had increased water rates by 8.7% in order to recompense for the crumbling infrastructure.

Katie Rucke, a writer the Mint Press News, reported that over 700,000 residents are presently living with no water access after the city’s department of Water and Sewerage disconnected their water owing to unpaid bills. With the rate of poverty and unemployment shooting to 40%, the residents continue to struggle to pay their water rates, which have increased to about 119% over the last ten years.

Lack of water supply implies the inability to take a shower, use the toilet, take medications, and cook. Homes have been abandoned and condemned forcing the residents to move into streets. Families are forced to choose between sanitation and other basic needs for instance food, clothing, and healthcare.

With the Water and Sewerage department setting its sights on residents delinquent on their bills, 150,000 households will be forced to plunge into a sanitation crisis. A third of Detroit’s population live under to the poverty line, and the consequences of poor sanitation will mean an increase hardship, diseases, and death. Electricity or gas cut off is another problem faced by Detroit residence and presents a destabilizing and debilitating experience.









11/22/14

#IDEADETROIT - Part 1

1.
The current living conditions in Detroit, Michigan, remain baffling given the number of demolished houses, apartments lacking water, and the absence of electricity and plumbing in several residential areas.



 Rose Hackman, a writer with The Guardian, suggests that more than 40,000 houses and buildings remain in deplorable conditions; thus, qualify for urgent blight removal. Despite the tide of humanity brought by U.S auto industry and several accounting firms, Detroit has around 78,000 abandoned and disfigured buildings.


The abandoned houses represent about one-fifth of the city's housing stock.  The housing density in Detroit has declined due to disfigurement of houses and buildings. Population collapse has played a key role in rising statistics of abandoned commercial buildings and homes.



11/21/14

DRUG BUDGET NOV 30TH @ 7TH STREET


1. On November 30th go to this DRUG BUDGET SHOW

2. Slime water balloons.

3. Make fake blood with beet juice.

4. Button up shirts with buttons that change colors with your mood.

5. Free candy bowl @ bus stations.

11/18/14

mmmmm Eggs

1. Buy some wool.

2. Hair binders that change color with the mood of your hair.

3. Spell a word with hot sauce to make your food more appetizing... MMMMMM egggs (I think)












4. Call me on my phone: 651-600-4142 ( I most likely wont answer. )

5. Water Chair - Like a water bed but its a arm chair.

11/17/14

100 houses

1. Ideal Idea - 

2. Take  a picture of all the houses on your block in each season. 1 block 4 seasons .com 

3. Beard braids that wrap around your neck like a necklace. 

4. Random color generating shirt. Changes color when it wants to.

5. Clothes that change color every time you wash them. 

11/16/14

LIVE HERE

1. Live here. For free.

2. Healthy food stores in as many places as Subway. 

3. Coffee butter - like peanut butter that you can put on bread. 

4. Pants that heat up when you wear them. 

5. Underground sidewalks for postmen. 

11/15/14

Robo Cod

1. Floor hockey company that uses old tires to make balls.

2. Students of The World - Traveling camp school for people who think college is not hands on enough. 

3. Metal cameras for extreme filming.

4. Clothing sewn from steal wool 

5. The tea house - put hot tea dispensers in all the bus shelters on cold days. 

11/14/14

Bunk Chair B Day

1. Sunglasses that make you see life how others see it.

2. Go to the orchestra on your birthday. 

























3. Spot lights at all mcdonalds so you can see them miles away. 

4. Cars that have bean bag chairs instead of seats in back. 

5. Two story chairs - Bunk Chair

11/12/14

Fake Ectasy

1. A song or computer program designed to get a song that is tuck in your head out of your head.

2. Ropes corse in your house.

3. Perma-Trip - A hospital you can go to where they put you in a box with a computer screen to live the rest of your life in fake ecstasy.

4. Pills you can take to make your blood different fun colors!

5. Secret plastic surgery pockets in your butt.

11/11/14

Toast Boast

Mongolia- Altai Mountains 
1. Stretch. Do it now. 

2. Rotten Watermelon distributors for shooting targets. 

3. Wooden city streets for the rich. 

4. Write a message on the beams inside the wall. Write a blog address at which you have written the finder a message.

5. Pine needle candies. 

11/10/14

Be pretty.

1. Write a word with hair dye in your hair.

2. A place like a library that is only filled with nice computers & fast internet - provided by government 

3. Police cars that glow in the dark. 

4. Shoes with converter belts on the bottle to glide you forward.

5. Houses that grow from a seed. 


These ideas were written in: Bemidji. 

Wait, no they were written in Virgina... 

Wait..... no, 

Ann Arbor, Michigan. 



11/9/14

6ixty 6ix

1. When setting the table for a reoccurring meal -
Come up with a new ways to organize the people every night, see if they can guess how it was done. 
Oldest to youngest? Tallest to shortest? Dog lovers on one table, cat lovers on the other? 

2. Build a home in a old store front with trash pieces left over from store. 

Oakland, CA
3. A machine that can record the ringing sound that is your ears. 

4. When writing numbers, always use the number instead of the first letter. 

1ne 2wo 3hree 4our 5ive 6ix 7even 8ight 9ine and so on....

It is much easier than remembering the first letter, and it is faintly eligible !!

11/8/14

Rest Hospital

1. Rest Hosptial in Africa where anyone can come 2 times a year to sleep in nice queen size beds and eat healthy food.

2. A creativity center that focuses on health through communication, art and creativity. Funded by companies needing creative youth to make their ads so they look cool, and generous. (Because they would be ) 

3. A movie about drinking cleaning supplies:
Link here 

4. Art tires for cars -  when you push a button they turn in to giant markers that roll ink on the street below. 

5.  Light up divider lines on highway.

11/7/14

Art outa Art

1. Beet juice lotion.

2. Use beets to dye your clothes red.

3. Make art out of art.


4. Build a hot tub under your bed so your friends don't get it all nasty.

5. Underground fast food restaurant chain - literally.

11/6/14

New Port

1. Give each of the 50 biggest companies the legal responsibility to provide city services in one state.

2. A website that you can give your bank info to - they take 2 cents out of every dollar you ever deposit to give to charity of your choice. 

3. Writing parks with nice tables for writing.

4. City run gardens - city residents have share in crop 

5. A movie about chocolate? From 2009? 

11/5/14

Coffee Calender

1. Public talk show, call in wait for beep and talk public ally in the radio about anything to one other random person.

2. Advent calendar we with one serving of coffee grounds in each compartment every day.

3. Translucent plastic road signs with fluorescent reflective print.

4. Seeing eye frog.  

5. Life Force - an action movie about Anthroposophy.

11/4/14

Email Response to #IDEADETROIT- Anonymous

Email Response to idea5actory@gmail.com about #IDEADETROIT 

the Re growing Process

1.

In US alone about 5 million of forest trees are consumed by fire annually, this is only a fraction of how many fires there are world wide. For example, Africa is the victim of more than 70 percent of the forest fires that break out worldwide. The leading cause of forest fires is mere human carelessness.

2.
This is similarly to how i feel about Detroit. 
A campfire left burning and unattended may seem trivial but it can prompt a major forest fire if it gets uncontrolled. (GM)

3. Nature has its own mechanism of recovering from deadly forest fires thus ensuring the survival of forests worldwide.  The regrowth and re birth process after a forest fire is not trivial. It requires almost two decades for a forest to regrow if it is hit by a major forest fire, but after its rebirth it is capable of growing much larger in the long term.  

4. 
The forest regrowth can be sped up if it is aided by humans. By eliminating weeds and running complete plantation campaigns, the forest rebirth can be helped. In Detroit Art initiatives have begun to revive property values for entire neighborhoods.


5. 
After a forest is burned down there remain no roots to anchor the soil thus the soil erosion is prompted. In order to encourage regrowth of the forest soil nutrients are very essential but they may be lost due to erosion. The regrowth process is most tangible and hurried in the forest areas which are close to a water source. I believe art can be a metaphoric source of water for  Detroit and urge all and every artist to help add nutrients to their soil. 

- Anonymous 

Cologne Fight

1. Scratch and sniff suit coats (smell like cologne)

2. Cologne fight!

Don't forget to bring your super soaker and a few gallons of the worst smelling cologne!

3. Scratch and sniff hair binders that smells like nice shampoo

4. Write a book about your life after the apocalypse.

5. Candy flavored cell phone cases.  

11/3/14

Da Lost Note Book

1. If you loose your trip journal, rewrite history with how you remember it:

http://dalostnotebook.blogspot.com/

The Stone People
 The Lost Note Book by Aaron Colantti and Aria Aria Aria


2. A website where you can bet on states legalizing Marijuana like horses at a race. 

3. Travel cars that have sleeping compartments underneath the seats. 

4. Have a party, make a fake person sitting in the corner, see if people try to meet him. 

5. Explain something to someone by asking another friend to draw a picture of something you forgot to get a picture of.

11/2/14

Row Boat

1. Pot luck where people bring mixed ingredients to cook together. Mystery ingredient.

2. 100% translucent stove.

3. 100% translucent police cars.

4. Google image search slide show narration's about anything.

5. Drone videos of snow boarding.

11/1/14

In a boat!

1. Give people meal tickets so they come over for dinner. 
2. Robots with real seaman for sex.

3. Interstate walking road. 

4. A machine that makes your hand a phone you can talk and listen through.

5. Repaint your street blue. Pretend your in a boat when you drive on it.  

10/31/14

The Ghost of Halloween Past

1. Paul Bunyans Halloween Blood Bath


2. Korhonens Halloween Blood Bath



3. Dead Guy Poker


4.

5. 2 Sided one piece costumes for many options.

10/30/14

Bag Man - The Hit TV Series!!

1. Bag Man - The host of a TV Series !



2. Firewood called "Money"

3. Make a slingshot that can sling a rock across the ocean.

4. Paint each of your floor boards different shades of blue.

5. Sunken hot tub in living room under glass coffee table.

10/28/14

Scary Shit

1. Find a friend who is camping. Scare the shit out of them.



2. Talk in a british accent for the next month to see if you can get people to do it with you.

3. A radio show interviewing the same person on different type of drugs each episode.

4. Conveyer belt cars with only one wide conveyor belt wheel. Kinda like a tank.

5. Small shelters inside of each sidewalk square for homeless people. Self cleaning from city water line.

10/27/14

Nick Zepeda - San Francisco

1. Harvest the energy from light pollution with a big flat drone that flies above the city and places with lots of gas stations.



2. Solar panel drones that never stop flying.

3. Drone classes, why you should and should not be scared of flying objects.
Name of class: The times they are a changin'

4. Rap a copyrighted song / make a music video with ur friends.
Blog it.
AINT NOTIN' youtube can do now.

5. Bright colored butter sticks, mix colors to get the color you want!

Video: 2009 i5 - Notorious BIG "Gimme The Loot" - Denied by Youtube because of copyright 

10/26/14

OK CUPID

1. Internet service that will rate your ok Cupid account attractiveness.

2. Secret fort undetneath a river. 

3. Basement pig farm. 

4. Underwater roller coaster tours. 

5. Hollow fake trees filled of survival goods.

10/25/14

The Key

1. Liquid chocolate face mask.

2. Humans put effort into utilizing Bio luminescence to make humans glow in the dark.

3. Cartoon of a man getting rescued by a cargo ship.




4. Leave post-it notes in cabinets and under toilet seats around work with jokes on them.

5. Stone texture 3M tape.

10/24/14

Free Food

1. Mealsurfing.com free dinners around town. 

2. Yard signs that say 'free food' when you have left overs you don't want. 

3. A service that takes excess food restaurants to farms to feed pigs. 

4. Law forcing grocery stores to use seperate dumpster system for food that's still okay.

5. Law forbidding locks on commercial dumpsters.

10/23/14

DoDo


1. Trash Can that says 'The Past'




















2. Build your house underneath a river. Accessible only to people with scuba equipment.

3. REGULAR cold Coffee in a can at gas stations. Are there seriously NONE?

4. Replace your stairs with a fireman pole.

5. Fill your friends car with plastic balls to make a ball pit / extremely safe car.

10/22/14

A broken heart -

1. Cool thing to say if someone's tells you are the same as everyone else: 
"I am just the same as those who would choose to follow if I left."

2. Drug dog for shady drug dealers to find and steal drugs with.

3. Candy called ' Dog Food '

4. Brightly colored oatmeal that tastes like fruity pebbles.

5. Tattoo a Clapboard on your pointer finger + your thumb.


10/20/14

Finding Andrew #1

1. Find Andrew in Mongolia



2. Stamp sole shoes - Ink em up to leave your mark

3. Rubber tack boards

4. Ocean water sold in bottles for alternative remedies.

5. Smoke filled (mini smoke machine inside) translucent bike frame.

Gravebook.com

1. American flag on the roof of your car. (last clip of video)

2. Interstate Opposite Day where u drive on the wrong side of the road. 

3. Interstate bike highway. 

4. Gravebook.com 
Where ur FB profile moves when you die. 

5. QR codes on graves to access your Gravebook page. *

PMFR*

10/19/14

Collective Candy

1. DIY crafts: make something at home with random items you find around.




2. pipe cleaners, napkins, doilies, you name it. See what you come up with. Or try something you find on Pinterest.

3. Go to an amusement park or water park. Most cities have them, and if you live in a bustling metropolis, this is a great way to relax and escape, alone or with someone else.

4. Go to a new type of bar or restaurant, preferably one with a cool theme. Try a place like Washington DC’s Boardroom, where patrons can have a pint and play a game at the same time.

5. Take a day trip, or an overnight trip. Find a cool area that’s a bit of a ways, but not too far, from where you live. Check out their sites. Stay in a bed and breakfast.

ideas by - Jenna link to her page 

10/18/14

Something New -

1. Cook something new. Pick an ingredient or food you’ve never tried, and work with it. See what you can create.



2. Try to sit down and write. Whether or not creative writing comes naturally to you, journaling, or just writing down thoughts and feelings, can be a great way to decompress and even have some fun.

3. Do something out of your comfort zone. Zip line, bungeejump, go to dinner alone, whatever it is, try something you’ve been afraid to try. You’ll grow a lot from the experience.

4. Camp out in your backyard. Not exactly roughing it, but a wonderful way to spend quality time with your family.

5 And finally, do something nice for someone else. Write a letter to grandma, buy a significant other some flowers, or help a friend move. It’s the little gestures that count most in the end, and nothing feels better and is more fun than giving back.

Ideas by: david 583 link to his page

10/17/14

Rodent Weapons

1. Pay professional actors to say nonsensical things on video. 


2. Rodent weapons. Let loose six-hundred thousand rats in a city you wish to destroy.

3. Crude and rude word for vagina: Penis Glove

4. Put doll arms in front of the camera on a drone so it looks like you are seeing through super mans eyes.

5. Foot straps on top of car to stand in to ride like snowboard while friend drives.

10/16/14

Inventions

1. Stop sign lamp.
















2. A website that organizes and displays video footage of mundane things

3. Chia pet bike

4. plastic surgery skin pocket

5. Drug dog for shady drug dealers to find and steal drugs with.

10/14/14

2055 - The Year of the Blog

1. Sit on your back with your feet in the air. Pretend you are tip toeing on stars across the night sky.



2. Song concept: there is so much left to explore

3. Cat and dog harnesses that have a cowboy doll that sits on their back.

4. All Night movie night.

5. Make a blog that is scheduled to post every day in the year 2055.

10/13/14

Star candy

1. Send all the shirts u make to thrift stores in the middle of no where

2. Blueberry hint tobacco


3. A radio station juke box publicly fueled by txt. 

4. Put ground Star Annise in your joints. 

5. Simulatedhappiness.com A website that litterally makes you feel happy when you go to it. 

10/12/14

Translucent

1. Translucent bathtub.




2. A t shirt covered in pockets.

3. House deck made on top of a massive fish tank. Deck floor is see through and lights illuminate the water below your feet. 

4. A robot that draws the story people tell it.

5. Edible garden on roof, water is pumped from tank below (inside deck) water drips off roof along vines back in water to help feed fish.

10/10/14

Don't Believe the Hype...

1....


2. Candied wood chews to clean teeth.

3. Fact checker - I phone app for people who always tell untrue facts.

4. Little Cesar's promotional disk sleds that look like pizzas.

5. City maintenance hashtags to alert city of things in need of attention. 


10/9/14

C O - E D

1. Co Ed Bathrooms



2. Lighters with secret compartments inside for drugs.


3. Have a race to see who can digest something faster.


4. Time Lapse video of a party in the mountains.


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5. Use a Trail Cam to film yourself sleep to see how much you move



10/8/14

Andrews misfortune

1.
A picture of when Andrews boat sunk in the ocean. 

2. Photo bomb pictures dressed as Waldo. 

3. Go to a football game dressed as Waldo stand near the players but a bit hidden. 

4. Delivery service to moving cars. 

5. 1 year recklace pass from government allowing a year period of no consequences. 

10/7/14

And we're back...

Business cards that wrap from side one to side 2 to read correctly 

Gum with smoke inside 

Motion.tv Internet TV video station of motion captured all over the world. 

Tow a car to transport drugs in not your car 

Name for dog: Malachi 

8/3/14

Chair Race

1. Rolling chair races.

2. Car to go for road trips

3. Ocean flavored taffy

4. City wide free beer coins.

5. A city street made out of rollers like those weird slides at parks.

7/30/14

CAT APP

1. Heavy shoes - For fat people.  

2. Robotic legs to attach to cat. Activate when they run away.

3.  Find my cat app

4. Very strong magnets above your bed to freak people out like you might be a robot or something...

5. Fish and water inside hollow see-through cat collar.


7/29/14

Clear Skin

1. Plastic surgery clear skin on your tummy so you can see the insides of your body.

2. Camera batteries that change color when have no battery.

3. A city wide game of telephone. Played on real telephones. Moderated by police.

4. Bullets that release a chemical to melt the body in to nothing after shot. Evidence shredder.

5. Colorful bread for toast.


7/14/14

Old and cool - The Ocean Doesn't Eat candy

1. Put enough red food coloring in the ocean to make it red. 

2. Put red food coloring in the fountain at the mall. 

3. Sew clothing that your house can wear. 

4. Mattresses with dirt inside of them for cheaper more eco friendly beds. 

5. Vine man. A service that somehow puts live vines on your new house making it look like it is really cold and cool. 

7/13/14

Yearly Update

1. Camera Tripod Done that just levitates at the hight a tripod would hold the camera.

2. Hot tub shoe that holds hot water in it while you walk.

3. Tell people you will flash them for 10 $ any time.

4. Usb drives on your phone.

5. Send out a yearly update about your life on FB.

http://youtu.be/LM3AIZYLjOY (national bike polo championship 2014)

7/12/14

Wombat Cave - Bike Polo

1. Sleds with wheels for people in California to enjoy the joys of sledding with.

2. Bike add on that makes your wheels smooth like skies so you can ski down big hills with snow on them.

3.Transport weed in your bike tubes.

4. Ask to arm wrestle a cop.

5. Factory Setting (name for a band)




7/9/14

Ship King

1. A company you pay a subscription service to that makes sure you get all your online deliveries in 1 day.

2. Netflix movie theaters.

3. Movie theater on a boat.

4. Petting zoo on a boat.

5. Barge farm. A big farm with plants and animals all on a barge that moves to the best climate at different times in the year.

7/8/14

Good Morning America!!!

1. A Zoo that travels on a boat to countries that do not have enough money to have a zoo.

2. Make up prank that burns the users skin bright blue.

3. An App for your I Phone that beeps out the swearwords when you talk.

4. Force a product recall on a completely useless product because it is just wasteful.

5. Glass sidewalks that show what is in the sewers for people to learn what is entailed with our incredible civilization.

7/7/14

Porn Art

1. A shirt with a picture of a bike + the St. Paul Capital. Bike Capital.

2. Computer mouse that smokes and lights up when you watch adult entertainment.

3. A opensource porn website that funds a non profit.

4. Porn art websites.

5. Cars that have holes in the bottom to escape out of.

7/6/14

Panther party

1. Invite 100 cats to your birthday party.

2. Send fake body parts to clients telling them you would give them your toes for a job. 

3. Trashytv.com - re runs of trashy tv shows on YouTube

4. Cup cakes with holes through the middle for a intimate present. 

5.  Check this bunch of nonsense out: 

http://www.rightthisminute.com/video/nice-ride-musical-promotes-awesome-public-service 

7/4/14

Raisons

1. Raisons with chocolate inside.

2. Logs for camp fires that make the smoke taste good.

3. logs for campfires that make the smoke smell like Britney Spears Perfume.

4. Check out www.idea5actory.com

5. A car that has a water dispenser in the dashboard.

7/3/14

Puzzel Picture

1. Do it yourself art kits with instructions on how and what to draw.

2. Paint by number cars for cheaper non painted edition.

3. Water filled seats in cars. Water can changes temp to regulate comfort.

4. Hockey size money.

5. A band called patent pending.

7/2/14

Paper Boat

1. Paper Boats with little mini real machine guns to surprise attack enemies.

2. Drive really far away, drop your friend off at a airport and race home.

3. Sell sticker packs for a living.

4. 5 ideas a day in the newspapers.

5. Candy that tastes like and ash tray.

7/1/14

Ittsi Bittsi

1. Pet spiders in a jar for sale.

2. Tape that has a story written on it as you un roll it over time.

3. Cigs that spark like sparklers

4. America day (2 days after the Forth of July)

5. Make-up kits that contain the brands specific celebrities use.

6/30/14

Road Smash

1. Hotels that are in semi trucks so you can sleep while you drive.

2. A system for delivering food to people driving on the highway.

3. Free party favor bags @ rest stops before you exit the state of MN.

4. Notebooks that erase writing like an etch a sketch.

5. Do graffiti on moving vehicles from another moving vehicle.

6/29/14

The musical.

1. Condos on trains. 

2. Barns and noble living room area with tv, leather chairs and cigars.

3. Unlikely Camp permit pass for state parks. 

4. Corn flavored gum.

5. www.niceridethemusical.com 


6/28/14

Fantastic hair

1. Emergancy call buttons on all dumpsters. 

2. Parks that are created to let homeless people to sleep in. 

3. Free candy at rest stops in MN to be sweeter than the rest of the states.

4. Boat docks that retract to shore. 

5. Mission impossible music that plays while you go through the drive through. 

Warner

1. Rain drums. Little drums to put in your yard to let the rain play different noises on. 

2. Underwater graffiti. 

3. State mandated North Dakota state wide Christmas carol sing along 

4. Water slide public transportation

5. Apple sauce lube. 

6/26/14

Project Cart

1. Utility ropes made out of editable fabric.

2. Secret food storage inside car motors incase you break down far from home.

3. Drains in the bottom of cars so you can use a hose to clean them.

4.  Mini cookies to put on top of cakes. Each cookie is shaped like a different letter. Store supplies full alphabet to spell your message.

5. A grocery store that charges your credit card automatically when you place the product in the cart.

6/25/14

Day Off

1. Nut grinder to make peanut butter @ home.

2. Pens that have a hiding place for little notes.

3. Pay actors to dress up and act like zombies all over the country for a monumental scare!

4. Automatic cross bow and arrow.

5. Electric smeller device to detect aromas you cannot.

6/24/14

And I'm Back...

1. Take a break from your important hobby for a few months.

2. A tube that goes outside to breath through for fresh air.

3. A pill that changes the color of hair your body grows.

4. Clothes for cars.

5. Transparent seat belt straps.

6/6/14

Sand Tastic

1. Houses that are built above streets on stilts.

2. A desk with fossilized grasshoppers inside the clear upward facing part.

3. Busses that make music like the ice cream truck.

4. Public puke buckets in college campus areas.

5. Sand Sale. Sell bags of sand from different places in the world.


6/5/14

Working Backwards

1. Full size cars that fold into a bike size box.

2. A barge boat art show. Art exhibit that travels the world.

3. Police dogs that patrol with no help from human police.

4. Bow tie flask.

5. Hollow bones to transport drugs.



5/22/14

He digs it.

1. Blow torch flame that comes out of handle bars when you squeeze the breaks.

2. Grow succulents in the cork at the end of your handle bars.

3. Chea pet bike.

4. Garden bike with garden on the back rack

5. Bikes that come with speak system like cars.

5/21/14

Speedy Delivery

1. A game to play with kids: 'Speedy Delivery'.  Rules: speedily bring any requested item to requester.

2. Fake sharp knifes for children.

3. Lighters designed to be easy to use for children.

4. A art piece that is a cigarette pack that is obviously marketed towards children.

5. Throat swards that retract for children.

5/17/14

Ranger Wars

1. A movie about park rangers that get in to a war with another parks ranger force.

2. A movie about the east coast and west coast of the US starting a civil war.

3. A movie about a poop that makes his way to the toilet.

4. Tooth paste that doubles as breakfast.

5. Paste that tans your teeth.

5/16/14

Full size

1. Outdoor office

2. Breakfast sushi.

3. Glass wheels for bikes.

4. Air vending machine

5. Full size house made of pancakes

5/9/14

Frizzzbee

1. Blanket fridge for hot days.

2. Long exposure light photography with glow in the dark Frisbees.

3. Breakfast service. People come in to your house to make you coffee and food every morning.

4. Real Estate lottery, Buy a ticket for 100,000. See what house you get.

5. Floating Camera                              

5/7/14

Drone Tag

1. Water filled coat.

2. E-Cig/ Pen combo

3. A experiment that can measure creative out put.

4. Printable weapons on 3D printer.

5. World wide game of Drone Tag.

5/4/14

Music Time

1. Surgery that makes your body in to secret speakers with a AUX output on your elbow.

2. Tooth pick that can re sharpen itself.

3. Tooth brush with tooth past inside handle like those soap/ sponge things.

4. Wolf day. Where the zoo lets 40 wild wolves out in to the city.

5. Store that sells the option to be a licensed wizard.

5/3/14

Five More

1. Bike with camp stove built in.

2. Bike frame piggy bank.

3. Bike race through mall of america

4. Work out equipment in your shower.

5. A furnace that is powered by human shit.

5/2/14

Pigeon Weapon

1. Strap Bomb to carrier pigeon.

2. Make a pancake float @ may day.

3. Teach your dog to sit on a stool.

4. Rolling paper that tastes like asian food.

5. Neon color dyed weed.  

5/1/14

Doggy Rain Coat

1. Popcorn flavored with orange.

2. Hole punch for cheese to get size to stuff olives.

3. Blue Lemons.

4. Work day at your house.

5. Dog rain coats.

4/30/14

Juice

1. A computer that dispenses calming drugs when it is not working correctly.

2. Pre bottled melted butter mixed with cinnamon and sugar.

3. Free yoga center.

4. Industrial water heaters for all houses in neighborhood.

5. Juice pipe line.

4/29/14

Rob KS

1.  hummus flavored with white wine

2.  stage a protest of bad movies until and good movie comes out and then break the strike to go see that movie

3.  a pill you drop in a dog dish that helps the dog hydrate

4.  cook a chicken legs and preserve it in a jar of honey

5.  teach your dog to eat cheeseburgers like a gentleman

4/28/14

Rob KS

1.  yoga room that smells powerfully of fresh basil

2.  water your plants daily with a spray bottle

3.  dye your ketchup black with squid ink

4.  refer to all the guys you know as "cat" and all the women you know as "dawg"

5.  brainstorm all the synonyms for "goofy" and see if you can think of more than merriam websters.  if you can, don't forget to brag about it

4/27/14

Robks.com

1.  Pepsi flavored doritos


2.  compost shoot out your apartment window into a bin that gets picked up every week

3.  bed sheet sized post-it

4.  instructional manual on how to write well that you have to write your self

5.  make a hand written copy of every expense you incur for one month

4/22/14

Boat Toast

1. Ice cubes with little pickles in them.

2. Hair extension brand called Medusas Stone.

3. A checkers game that has little smiley faces for pieces.

4. Tightropes from sky scraper to sky scraper for daring people to go to meetings.

5. Add a word to the dictionary. Make it a life long goal.

Popcorn Path

1. Turn something you love in to an addiction that can be used as self depreciation.

2. Make everything around you stop in mid motion to see what it looks like when it is still.

3. Review the past often but always keep going.

4. Push in a direction that is most inline with your view of the world.

5. Take in to account the wisdom of others.

4/21/14

Crate Fort

1. Heat/ water proof speakers for saunas.

2. Extendable laundry poles for apt windows.

3. Milk crate fort.

4. Rubber topped desk for computer mouse.

5. GPS chips implanted in hikers.

4/19/14

Dance captain

1. Water filled couch. 

2. Shower rug that is living moss. 

3. Thick bike tire that is also the tube.  

4. N64 remake that comes with all the games on it. 

 5. Zip off shorts that you can buy different length extensions for. 

4/17/14

Rope candy

1. A generator that is placed in your throat to generate energy from your breath that charges your phone.

2. Myna bird to answer the phones for corporations because they would do another job.

3. Clementines that are small are even smaller called poppers/

4. A electric book that highlights the portion that you are currently reading.

5. Packs of hand roller cigarettes.

4/2/14

Smiledeas

1. Edible remote control sea plane made out of tacos with hot dogs for landing gear.

2. Paint that makes your wall a white board.

3. Exploding condoms... uhh ohhh!

4. Water balloons filled with wine.

5. DIY scientific study about what happens to semen over time after it leaves the body.


4/1/14

April Fools!


1. Make a fake post on Craigslist offering 54 free goats with your friends number

2. Put googly eyes on all the food in the fridge.

3. Order a pizza for your roommate before you get home. Ask him to get it from the door. Wait at the door for the pizza guy to come without him knowing. Convince him to let you put a pair of panties on top of the pizza. Let the delivery guy deliver the pizza to your friend.

4. Glue peoples shoes to the shoe matt.

5. Replace peoples laundry with a thanksgiving dinner before they switch the load.

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