1. Find a friend who is camping. Scare the shit out of them.
2. Talk in a british accent for the next month to see if you can get people to do it with you.
3. A radio show interviewing the same person on different type of drugs each episode.
4. Conveyer belt cars with only one wide conveyor belt wheel. Kinda like a tank.
5. Small shelters inside of each sidewalk square for homeless people. Self cleaning from city water line.