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7/31/13

Human Milk

1. Chia pet bike

2. Human milk yogurt.

3. Editable tampon.

4. Custom stickers to put on things that are yours so you know they are yours.

5. Write cat on your hand when you need to get cat food.

7/29/13

NO MORE

1. Combine vinegar in your butt. Film the explosion.

2. Use a turkey baster for farts on command.

3. Teach babies the wrong words for things.

4. Water filled eye glasses.

5. Wear your clothes backwards for a day. Give someone a sucker if they notice.

7/28/13

airA

1. Themed material tree fort.

2. Wear a fake lip ring for a month. Switch the side on which you wear it and see if anyone notices.

3. A line of dog clothing that looks exactly like dog fur.

4. Hot dogs shaped like penises.

5. Human Sushi

Episode 1 of 8


7/27/13

Smoke em

1. Photographs printed on rolling paper. Smoke your instagram.

2. Print out a star chart before going camping.

3. Scavenger hunt for all the library boxes around the city.

4. Bring the cards with numbers event judges use to vote to a public place like a skate park. Vote on tricks.

5. Vacuum sealed food for camping.

7/26/13

Lizolive

1. Nano technology contraceptives.

2. Beard accessories.

3. Use a head lamp instead of a bike light.

4. Halloween costumes for dogs.

5. Put a flat stone on the fire. Grill on it.  

7/25/13

Raccoon Hats


1. A store that only sells raccoon hats.

2. A advertising agency that only does jobs for people who cant afford to pay for advertising. 

3. Make trick or treating illegal and make a nick name for your self : The Grinch 

4. Candy bar shaped like a gun.

5. Moose sounds, the CD.

7/24/13

Brush your teeth


1. Make a movie about not making the movie.

2. Public swimming pool in your back yard.

3. Skip your way to the top.

4. Brush your teeth with charcoal (it really works)

5. Put donation jars at all the coffee shops for your next project.

7/23/13

Or was it?

1. Hot water sprinkler.

2. Wildflower bouquets.

3. Family happy hour.

4. Supplements that flavor your cum.

5. Supplements that make your farts a visible color.

7/22/13

Smoke

1. A shirt that says: Ya im that cool.

2. Sticker that says "sticker"

3. Plastic animal head tops for the cap of Gatorade.

4. A hostel where 1 night comes with free bike usage and bike lock for the day.

5. Hide jelly beans all over your school for people to find.

7/21/13

Splendid

1. Eat a bunch of nail files then purposefully get arrested. Poop them out and give everyone their nail file to escape.

2. Make a specific dance that you do every time it rains.

3. Create a language of whistle commands for when you're biking with your friends.

4. Super man cape for dogs.

45. When anyone stays at your house make them pay you in a list of ideas. Give that list to me.

7/20/13

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7/19/13

Liz and Oliver

1. Magnetic curtains

2. Put a nail hole in your wall for incense

3. Bubble gum shoes.

4. Central hookah system with tubes in every room of your house.

5. Use a hanky for TP and wash it out every night. 

7/18/13

CODE

1. For a coded message: Send half the words on gmail and the other half on FB. Alternate words.

2. Trash can with politicians faces on them. You feed me trash, I feed you trash. 

3.  Make a pop album and a alternate persona. Release the album with out anyone knowing it was you.

4. Put a GPS tracker on a tree just to make sure it stays put. 

5. Try to come up with 5 ideas in the middle of the night when your half asleep. (tomorrows ideas might be really bad)

7/17/13

The Beatles

1. Taxi mixed with thrift store. Small assortment of used clothes hanging inside for you to sort through.

2. A blog called babies in bucket hats.
Only photos of babies in bucket hats.

3.If your ever asking for money on the corner: Tell people you will give them a semi good idea for every dollar they give you.

4. Only be awake @ night when it is really hot out.

5. A festival where everyone who comes is in a music video you make at the festival. Directed and starring the attendants of the festival.

7/16/13

ICE COLD

1. Hang up curtains to contain the cold from your Air Conditioner.

2. Big blocks of ice + a fan to keep your apt cold.

3. Leave your freezer door open. (this wont actually work i don't think.)

4. Steal someones air conditioner out of their window while it is on.

5. Get a big long pipe and connect it to your neighbors central air system. Siphon the cold.

7/15/13

Jump

1. Cube outlet strips.

2. A company that has no official employees.

3. Trees genetically engineered to grow blue.

4. Introduce christmas lights as a staple to another holiday.

5. Jump to work. No steps. Be the champion. 

7/14/13

July Fourteeeeeenth

1. A website that solves all your problems by asking you questions and factoring them together to determine why your sucking at life.

2. Drug dealer hand shake for all drug dealers, only known by other drug dealers.

3. Save your recycling for a month. Make a sculpture out of it.

4. Moist towel-et that also is face paint.

5. Rug burn remover.

7/13/13

Get goin

1.  Plants genetically engineered to spell out words.

2.  Dog bandana store with dog specific graphics.

3. Pre creamed coffee beans.

4. Guns that shoot out sticky GPS trackers.

5. Computers that project the images against the wall.

7/12/13

Free Printer

1. Fish tank of editable fish in your house.

2. A cross between a tomato and marijuana.

3. A pop can that plays music when you open it.

4. A app that is sort of like a Tomagotchi virtual pet except it is the GPS location of a live dear in the woods. You loose if the deer dies.

5. If your school has a free printer: Print out a map of a different city every time your at school. Post them in your house.

7/11/13

Memory Foam

1. Memory foam shoes.

2. A website where your boast.

3.  A school sponsored by big companies. A scavenger hunt of classes through out the city that will take a year to complete. Once you complete the classes the sponsor gives you a present. If go pro is the sponsor you would get a go pro.

4. Weapons made out of flowers.

5. If you are a teacher. Make it mandatory to have a 30 min conversation at a coffee shop with each student before classes start.

7/10/13

Live like a king

1. Glasses that shoot out fire when your angry.

2. Self moistening clothes when it gets hot.

3. Phone case made out of velcro. 

4. Talking juice machines. 

5. App on your phone that tastes your food and makes sure it is not poison. tag line: 'Live like a King'

7/9/13

Smokeeee

1. Chest hair dye.

2. Glow in the dark pubic hair dye.

3. Knuckle paint. (like fingernail paint for your knuckles)

4. A school where you are aloud to drink and smoke while class is in session.

5. like The Idea Factory page https://www.facebook.com/theideafactory1111

7/8/13

Not em All

1. Slogan for the idea factory: 'everything starts with an idea.'

2. Hybrid bunny mixed with cat.

3. Mandatory classes for people to re learn how to drive once every 10 years.

4. Cologne that makes u smell like condoms called pimp sauce.

5. Act like you don't care about anything for a week.

7/7/13

Magnetic Food

1. Genetically engineered add ons to your body: Nose on your arm, Finger on your leg. Kinda like a weird tattoo shop.

2. Notes in expensive chocolate.

3. Express your feelings with a super soaker filled with paint.

4. Pasta that has all the letters on the alphabet for your to spell stuff with.

5. Magnetic food.

7/6/13

Tomorrow Today!

1. Jungle room. Build a green house in your room.

2. Troll mob. 300 people on the internet that work together to post on your wall making you look super popular.

3. Magic candy. Candy marketed to make you believe you get secret powers if you eat enough.

4. Popcorn food truck. All the best popcorns.

5. Hunger meter. Phone app that tells you when you might be hungry.


7/5/13

Pool Party

1. Wigs that smell like strawberries.

2. Pool party on the 4th.

3. Road trip to canada one night just for fun. Come back the same night.

4. Volunteer at the big cats refuge in northern MN.

5. Stripe colored shoes.

7/4/13

independence day

1. Dance house. Where the dancing never stops. Literally.

2. Dog helmets.

3. Buttons that are adhesive to dog hair so they can wear cool buttons.

4. Clothing line for dogs

5. Boy scouts for adults. You can drink @ the classes.

7/3/13

All City

1. Edible food taste tape.

2. In throat automatic autotune for your voice.

3. Dried Fruit Crackers

4. All city paint ball game

5. Taylor made joints

7/2/13

Wheres my Bic?

1. Where's my Bic? QR code Bic ligher application showing where your lighter ends up.

2. Claymation sex ed video.

3.  To ask for the for the first sip of beer : "Can I get browns on it?"

4. To ask for a half cigarette from someone on the street: "Can i get a bus down?"

5. Cool name for your bike team: Wizard Commet 

7/1/13

Erik says

1. Animal playing cards.

2. Prank incense. (smells really bad)

3. Dentures for rats.

4. Blue tinted windows in your house.

5. Tell your friend you wont be their friend anymore if they dont learn spanish within 30 days. 

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