more: @
or subscribe by email below:

12/31/12

NEW YEARS EVE

1. Video chat hang out with all the partys in the city tonight. When people ask you where you were tell em you were at literally ALL the parties in the city.

2. Sleep only for 3 minutes tonight. Fall asleep @ 11:58.5 then wake up @ 12:01.5

3. Start driving when new the ball drops. Try to get to the next time zone before the ball drops again!

4. Put microphones all around the city. When the ball drops record everyone celebrating.

5. Don't drive drunk tonight.

12/30/12

Ladder Tree

1. Use a ladder as a christmas tree as a joke.

2. A cock ring that has a fake garden hose faucet on the top so it looks like your penis can be turned on.

3. Put a crying baby in someones house while they sleep. Write a note on their room door that says "Congratulations! It's a Boy!"

4. Make a fake Mac Book Pro. Put it on your desk. When someone comes over just nonchalantly throw it against the wall.

5. A romantic movie where boy friend and girlfriend are feeding each other food off the ground in a cute way.

12/29/12

Make money

1. When your angry just call a customer service place and yell at the phone person.

2. A jail that lets angry people call you and ridicule you for your crimes. You get a half sentence if you sign up.

3. Free grasshopper zoo in your porch.

4. Ver esta pelĂ­cula
http://youtu.be/xat1GVnl8-k

5. Ponga esta frase en el traductor de google para ver lo que dice.

12/28/12

SICK SERVICE

1. A delivery service for sick people. On the menu: cozy blankets, Pho, Canned soup, House cleaning, lemons and vitamin C...

2. A service that offered you a bed to lay in while you were sick. The bed would be in the back of a limo with big windows so you could see the world while just laying in bed sick watching TV.

3. A robot secretary that answers your cell phone then transfers the call to you.

4. T-Shirts with a napkin sewed to the sleeve so you can wipe your nose.

5. a law that states that weed is only legal when you are home sick.

12/26/12

Sick Day

When you get sick:

1. Put lemon juice in your hair so your head soaks up the vitamins. 

2. Make a fort in your living room to hang out in.

3. Take many baths.

4. Eat seaweed to help detox.

5. Play chess @ Chess.com

12/25/12

FRIENDS

1. Change your computer icons to pictures of your friends.




2. See a improv show tonight.

3. Go on groupon.com and pick a random deal with out knowing what it is. Do what ever you pick.

4. Write your life story on napkins.

5. Imagine as realistically as possible having gay sex even if your not gay.


12/24/12

Pacifier Ideas

1.


2.


3.


4.


5.

Have a happy christmas eve. 



12/23/12

ITS CHRISTMAS EVE!

1) Convince one person that tomorrow is Christmas.

2) For every 2 dollars that you spend, stop wearing one article of clothing. See if you can make it to the end of the week without being naked. (The summer might be a better time to try this.)

3) Dress up like Santa Claus and go trick or treating on Christmas. Document people's reactions.

4) Make a song about your favorite food. Eat that food while listening to the song.

5) Have a scavenger hunt with items hidden in odd places around the city. Take a close up picture of each item's hiding spot as its clue. Post them on the internet, and see who collects the most items.



12/22/12

2 more

DOOMSDAY!... for Christmas?

1) Go find yourself a leaf, preferably a new one. Turn it over.

2) For the next few days only eat foods that you haven't before, or think might be gross.

3) Prophesies the next doomsday. For example, the dinosaurs meteorologically prevised a catastrophic Cylon attack that will certainly obliterate the human race on 11/12/13 at 11:12.13pm.
Sell "survival merchandise."

4) Get a Toys 'R Us catalog and circle all of the great toys you want for Christmas.

5) Donate all of the great toys you got for Christmas to a local charity.




12/21/12

YOGART

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

12/20/12

SLEEP NAZI

1. Frozen man- Burning man but in MN. Very much like the winter carnival except way cooler. (idea credit Andrew Siess)

2. Draw and paint on your computer desk for years until it looks really cool... then keep drawing on it.

3. Buy all your christmas presents at the thrift store.

4. Scavenger hunt christmas presents for the whole family... Santa must have alzheimer's.

5. Change all of your desktop icons too letters instead of the picture that the program comes with.


12/19/12

Boast Note

1. Make a rap music video of your political agenda. Run for president using the song to launch your career.

2. Legalize raw milk

3. Cigarettes that smoke blue smoke.

4. 1 day a year release hundreds of vicious animals in to the city for sport.

5. Tattoo each of your toes a different color of the rainbow.

12/18/12

PUPPET SHOW



1. Take the box for a mac computer. Cut out the screen area. Have a puppet show inside the screen area.



2. A game for babies to play on the computer. They mash the keys and the computer responds with sounds and colors for the baby.

3. A movie where someone teleports through google chat.

4. With the money generated from city taxes build a small river or stream that goes through the city and is stocked with many fish. Everyone in the city can catch as many fish as they want from their front porch.

5. Aa website that tells you what the current difference in movie selections is between Hulu and Netflix.


12/17/12

Leeches

1. Make a website exactly like 5 ideas a day but do it with your kids for something fun to do with them everyday.

2. Put 1000 leaches in your bosses desk drawer.

3. Spend your pay check on custom stickers.

4. Stand in the middle of the highway on the cement divider doing cool dances. 

5. Put 1000 leaches in your bosses desk drawer.

SIESS MAGAZINE

I am looking for people who are currently or have traveled to write for our a travel zine.... anyone interested email theideafactoryemail@gmail.com

12/16/12

Mega Treva

‎1. Instagram two birds with one stone by posting pics of your cat’s food. Get creative with it.

2. Put on a mask and follow the traffic cop in your neighborhood, erasing the chalk marks they denote on tires. Leave your calling card on the windshield of every vehicle you rescue from a parking ticket.

3. Reorganize the end of the alphabet to put “W” after “U”. It makes no sense that they stuck a V between both of the U letters.

4. A bakery that sells blemished, slightly asymmetrical pies which you could then claim were homemade.

5. A foot pedal operated toilet seat that lifts in the same fashion as the trash can in your kitchen. Completely hands free and no more leaving the toilet seat up!

12/14/12

Wake up.... you need to get to school.


1. Wake up really early for no reason.

2. Call a friend a a really odd time of the day.

3. Make hide out spots hidden all over the city. Sleep in a different one every night of the week like a animal.

4. City mandated full population capture the flag. St. Paul Vrs Minneapolis.

5. Open a store like Halloween Express except only sell christmas sweaters.

12/13/12

Do you realize?

1. A 20 minute movie about a cat that gives a whole house rabies.

2. Instead of a fountain of water have a fountain of different color smoke and dry ice.

3. Messages attached to squirrels that say: 'Why did you hit me?'

4. Call a random number today and tell the person that answers that even though you don't know them you really wish you did and that you love them for being a part of the world.

5. Call a random number and tell the person that answers that they are a stupid fucker.

12/11/12

But just an Apple.

‎1) attach a camera to the back of your head and record all of the stuff you missed throughout the day.

2) tie yourself and friends to a sled and pull a dog around

3) shovel all of the snow off your lawn and put it on the sidewalk.

4) eat only blue things for two days

5) make a tunnel through all of the snow you just put on your sidewalk

DOOM

1. Heated highway asphalt to take the place of snow plows.

2. Lighters that have a new word on every single one. Never use the same word. Use all languages.

3. Ice rink inside your apartment.

4. If you do not have a bathtub in your house: Attach a water hose to the hot water source in your house. Get a big inflatable raft. Fill the raft with hot water.

5. Lava lamp bike frame.

12/10/12

Sweaters


1. Snow savior. Buy a big tired Jeep Wrangler just to drive around towing people  out of the snow.

2. Download any free trial program from the internet. Make 3 finished products with that program before the trial time is up.

3. Make a HUGE pile of snow then jump off your roof in to the pile.

4. Make a snow castle on the sides of your sidewalk so your side walk looks more elegant than the others on your block.

5. Write a script. Find actors, locations and a filmer dude. Make a movie. http://youtu.be/HixFwra0x-8

12/9/12

SNOW IS EVERYWHERE!

1. Pile snow all over your bosses car so you might not have to go to work.

2. Plow only the streets that would spell out a word from above the city.

3. Have a cozy night in your warm house butt naked because there is no way in hell anyone is going to come over because there is way too much snow!

4. Snowboard down a busy street that is on a incline.

5. Tie your dogs leash to your sled. Attach raw steak to the end of a fishing pole. Lead the dog with the steak.

12/8/12

Set sail

1. Ski dogs instead of sled dogs: be pulled by a pack of dogs while on cross country skiis.
2. Set sail from the safe harbor.
3. Dine in the dark.
4. Be infectiously kind.
5. Instead of buying holiday gifts, donate the money to charity.

12/7/12

WHO EVEN LIVES HERE?

1. Hollow glass bike with water and gold fish inside the frame.

2. Pick 13 random stores in the country. Have a life time goal to have dinner with the owner of each one of those stores before you die.

3. Sleep express. You fall asleep in your bed like regular. The Sleep Express employees will transport your sleeping body to your destination with out you ever waking up.

4. Internet time travel. View the internet like it was 5 years ago.

5. Change the color of smoke coming out of a smoke stack to be bright colors. Red smoke, Blue smoke or yellow!

SMOKE

1. Get a smoke machine. Put a pipe on the spout where the smoke comes out. The pipe will lead up your pants and in to your crotch area. Tell your boy/girl friend your getting really "hot". Push the button with your foot and your private area will start to smoke.

2. Leave a key to your house/ apt in a bottle with a note that says "come find me: 1234 address Lane." throw the bottle in the ocean.

3. Make a full length movie from footage people give you on Craigslist.

4. Invent 30 really crappy products then make a coffee table book with pictures of the said products.

5. Get a cow heart. Send it to a girl/ boy you have a crush on. Write a note inside that says : "You already have my heart"

12/6/12

PRENTEND TIME

1. Go on a sex chat and pretend your the oposite sex. Wear a wig and stuff. See if you can freak someone out.

2. Create a fake FB name and start messing with your friends.

3. Make a alter ego with a costume. Lead two lives, one at night and one in the day.

4. Glow in the dark spoons and forks.

5. A online store that sells only things you find in the dumpster.

12/5/12

SKYPE ME

1. A live internet video chat where every one makes live music together.

2. Live stream of your life filmed.

3. Ride the bus everyday for a few months filming all the crazy shit you see. Make a movie about it.

4. Provide bike tours of your city for tourists and cool traveler people.

5. Sew 100$ in your shoe just in case.

12/4/12

VA CAY

1. Set up a blog where you pre schedule all the posts for over 5 years. Don't log in again until the posts run out. Check your stats.

2. Tag a bunch of people in your pictures on face book so your feed pops up for them more often.

3. Go on a trip for a week, dont exactly know where your going.

4. When going on a trip: only bring dirty laundry so you are forced to find a weird place or weird way to clean em.

5. Create 4 categories wardrobe style. Switch them once a week. Goth, business person, preppy etc.


12/3/12

POST TITLE


1. Cable channel of cute footage of babies. (you can play it at bars to lower peoples aggression levels)

2. Food truck with extremely expensive food.

3. Make a travel bag with all the things you need when you travel. Dont use those things when you are not traveling so when you are ready to go on a trip you are all set to go.

4. Put gas in to your friends house that will make them pass out. Find a house a few states away that looks similar to their house. Bring them there while they are unconscious. When they wake up their mind will be blown!

5. Stand at attention when the police walk by.

12/2/12

Love and sorts


1. Thank a farmer.

2. Buy all your christmas gifts from local independently owned shops.

3. Stop using utensils for one week.

4. Make your feet your only mode of transportation: walk everywhere.

5. Share this with all your friends: http://www.themastershift.com/The_Master_Shift/Home.html

12/1/12

The New Man.


1. Fill your sink with water and apples.

2.
Bird Repainter:
A bird feeder that has food at one end and entrance at the other. Inside are spray nozzles which deliver a spectacular non toxic color job which the bird feeder owner specifies using a computer or cell phone program.

3.
Mid river squirrel counter.
Squirrel sensor at mid Mississippi bridge which counts squirrel crossing the city lines.

4. City by city Squirrel census

5 Wrap Ginger Sauerkraut + orzo noodles into Seaweed for a healthy treat.

11/28/12

Puppy


1. Youtube videos for dogs to watch.

2. Try to teach your dog a language of barks

3. Sew two dog beds on top of each other with a little hole to get in side. This will be nice for chihuahuas because they like to burrow inside things.

4. Dog GPS tracker. Watch the movements of all the dogs in the city on a dog tracker website.

5. Stray dog newspaper delivery to hobos.

11/27/12

MATH MAT ICS

1. Print a bunch of pictures of a friends face with a blank speech bubble. Write different things in the speech bubble (ex. "I eat pears for breakfast"). Post them around town. See if your friend notices.

2. Sit at a bus stop and eat a raw potato like an apple. Offer bites to strangers.

3. Install a speaker/ipod system in bus stops. Bus riders can plug their ipods into the system and bump their jams while waiting for the bus.

4. Practice your acting skills by dressing up like a delivery driver for a restaurant and walk into the store and pretend you work there. Dismiss any objections to your employment by convincing the other employees that they must be nuts to not remember that you work there.

5. Politically incorrect halloween couples costumes. Ex. Lady liberty and a Guantanamo bay prisoner, the twin towers, etc.

11/26/12

SMILE

1. Smile at every person you meet.

2. Make a twine pulley system out of your apartment window leading to the ground. Hoist notes up and down for and from random people.

3. Set up a business where you provide fresh coffee in the morning for everyone in your apartment building.

4. Txt everyone in your phone in the morning before your hanging out with a girl/ boy you want to impress. People will txt you back as the day progresses and you will look really popular. 

5. Make a fake website of fake newspaper and blog articles raving about how cool and smart you are. When people search your name on google it will come up and they will be like 'wow!' 

11/25/12

Something different.

1. Do so something different.

2. - 8.

11/24/12

Snow happy!

1. Dress like a saskwatch and ski down a hill.
2. In your yard: make a snow maze from your front door to the sidewalk.
3. Record the amount of toilet paper you use this month, try and reduce the amount by 50%.
4. Help a cat in need.
5. take a bucket shower.

11/22/12

MAGIC BONES

1. Make coffee mixed with raspberry juice.

2. Preschooler cooking class.

3. Garden on the roof of your garage.

4. Try to learn all the ranks in the army, the marines, the navy and the other branches of the armed forces.

5. Instead of going to Valley Fair or the WI, Dells to ride a roller coaster, go to Chicago and ride the subway for the full route on each one of their lines.

11/21/12

More Pancakes!

1. GPS trackers in shopping carts. Track customers and what they are interested in. It would work best in a big store like Target or Menards

2. Whole chipmunk inside fake turd for roommate prank.

3. Pils you can take that make another person fall asleep.

4. Shoes that have extendable skis hidden in them.

5. Sleep in the art gallery at your art show.


11/20/12

CORN BREAD

1. Notes in corn bread. (thanks maddy!)

11/19/12

Fire Hazard

1. Radiator Bed Frame

2. Attach mail to a big helium balloon

3. Face paint station in your house or work.

4. Electronic vocal password taker for your apartment so you dont need a keep.

5. Bar where you cant get in without facepaint on your face.

11/18/12

Softly swaying

1.Make homemade Granola
2.Doctors prescribing healthy eating instead of pills
3.Invest in the now.
4.Eat pot muffin and see miniture horses riding on the breeze of your gently blowing curtain
5.Challenge your current ideals.

11/17/12

Fishtastic

Get a pet hedgdhog and name him Fish.

Put milk in a martini glass and garnish it with a cookie.

Eat corn pops in a porn shop

Produce zero garbage (compost acceptable) for 1 week minimum.

Cross country ski across the country.

11/16/12

Thanks Givings


1. Thanks giving dinner for your friends.

2. Interview peoples parents about their kids.

3. Learn how to use google 'drive'

4. Coffee swimming pool

5. Send a person that you have never met a close up picture of your finger and tell them to meet you at a bar. See if they can find you just from the picture.

11/14/12

Hpy Brf Dai 2 ME

1. Drive your friend on his birthday. Pull over at some random intersection in the middle of the city where there will be a bunch of his friends waiting to give him a surprise birthday party on the side of the street!

2. Fill the birthday boy/girls room with balloons before they wake up.

3. Blind fold the birthday boy/girl. Bring them to the airport and dont un blindfold them until they are air born for a birthday trip.

4. If you are getting a present for someone who is young and likes teddy bears. Put the teddy bear under their sheets with them while they sleep. When they wake up they will meet their new friend.

5. Youtube channel with only name specific custom Happy Birthday songs.

11/13/12

House Talk


1. Move someones whole house to a different location while they are asleep.

2. Take out the floor to the attic in your house so you second floor has giant ceilings.

3. Make the floor of your house out of see through plastic.

4. Out door office with roof hang over.

5. Re paint your friends house while they are asleep.

11/12/12

Quinzee time!

1. Build a quinzee.

2. Spray paint your quinzee.

3. Hot box your quinzee.

4. Have a tea party in your quinzee.

5. Turn your quinzee into a fort and declare a snowball fight.

Trojan

1. Build a giant horse. Put strippers in the horse. Bring the horse as present to the host of a party. When they get the horse all the strippers jump out and start dancing.

2. Plan a week next year that you will go on a trip. Start saving now.

3. Send the president a letter.

4. Internet user license plate to track activity and illegal action.

5. Travel by horse across the country.

11/11/12

Don't let me down


1. Paint your whole room with black chalkboard paint.

2. Write a monologue about the first red thing you see.

3. Backyard music festival: get all your friends who make music to gather in your backyard and make music together for a day.

4. Tie dye your bed sheets.

5. Reenact your favorite movie scene while on acid. Film it.

11/10/12

Smells like dill weed

Take a different route everyday.

Next time you eat a pineapple; cut off the top, plant it, and grow your own pineapple!

Start your own indoor worm compost.

Wind powered trains.

Sex painting: throw paint on a canvas, have sex on canvas. Hang it on your wall and don't tell anyone what you did.

11/9/12

Science M. Myhre

1. Name your kid after Science by naming him science.

2. Play a trick on the newscasters by pumping the gas they give you at the dentist in to the room while they are filming live.

3. Fish food commercial where the characters eat fish food.

4. A commercial for soup where a guy is eating Noodles and water and his grandma tells him that it is not soup with out some sort of broth.

5. Fill your car cup holders with flower/ vegetable seeds. Throw the seeds out of your car when your waiting in traffic near a plant friendly area.

11/8/12

Blow Up Doll

1. Suspenders with a dildo attached on the inside of the crotch area pointing inward. (secrets never hurt anybody)

2. Vibrating bike seat.

3. Pocket on the inside of your crotch of your pants the perfect size for your phone. (Make sure to put your phone on silent or it wont vibrate when it rings)

4. Sex on a rocking chair.

5. Have sex in the back seat while your best bud drives really fast.

11/7/12

"No" (but that actually means yes)


1. Bring back commuter boats that go between the Hawaiian islands.

2. Peel an avocado, put it on a stick, then eat it while walking.

3. Raspberry grilled cheese sandwich

4. Uncut Youtube documentation videos of your life. (film on camera then upload and title the movie with the date it was recorded.)

5. A library of audio recordings of deceased people talking from when they were alive. i.e. phone messages, their music, memo tapes.

11/6/12

Bad Bad Leroy Brown (for president)

1. Toilet that moves around while you sit on it.

2. Rope ladder to your apartment from the window.

3. Throw tons and tons of marijuana seeds on to the white house lawn and wait for them to grow.

4. Run a aggressive internet campaign for your self to run for president. See how many people you can get to vote for you.

5. Facebook and google combined.


11/5/12

Post Drug


1. Color Blind shirts that you can only read if you are color blind.

2. Take a picture of your dog in a suit at a podium and tell people he is running for president.

3. Hats that have a voice recorder in the the bill so you can take notes without anyone knowing.

4. I Phone 6 with real refillable lighter inside.

5. Break in to your friends house and decorate for a holiday that is not for a few months.

11/4/12

Jazzin around and painting the town

1. Buy a disposable camera, and take pictures of everything you do today. Use all the photos. Don't develop them for another ten years.

2. Smile at every person you pass.

3. Make nachos using at least 5 different ingredients in your house. (cheese, jalapenos, peas, banana, raisins, etc..)

4. Research something you dislike/hate, find at least three things you like about that thing.

5. Quit your job in the city, go work on a farm.

11/3/12

Saturday morning ideas

1. Start a chain letter of 5 ideas. Every recepient must add 5 ideas before mailing it forward.

2. Don't waste your time on things you hate.

3. Look at the sky for at least ten minutes.

4. Pick one day a month, donate all your earnings for that day to your favorite charity. Do it even if you can't afford to.

5. Take off your shoes (and socks) as often as possible.

11/2/12

Steroid Olympics


1. Electric noise shield to stop noise from leaving your party area. 

2. Auto thwaking windshield wiper that thwacks itself when it gets too icy, snowy or when leaves get stuck between the blade and the glass.

3. Pills for dogs that make them grow bigger.

4. Steroid Olympics. Where they dont stop people from doing drugs to get stronger. 

5. Invent a vibram shoe sole that gives you traction but repels mud, dirt, snow and dog poop.

11/1/12

Creativity Cult


1. Bike lane in the skyways

2. Stickers that are numbered 1 - 100. Once they are stuck up all over the city people try to find all 100.

3. Instead of buying 10$ gluten free bread try Ethiopian Injera. It is 5$ for like 5 pounds.

4. Loon messengers. Attach messages on their feet. When they migrate you will be able to send the message far distances.

5. Start a creativity cult .

10/31/12

Happy Halloween


1. Dump trucks that play music like the ice cream truck.

2. Pipes that come up from the sidewalk with music that plays if you put your ear to it.

3. Combine all the google features with facebook.

4. A blog full of cute pictures of people kissing each other.

5. Carve a pumpkin like a globe for halloween.

10/30/12

The internet makes it possible to have your office buildings in the woods.


1. 3 cabin type buildings next to a body of water roughly 1 hour and 30 minutes out of a city. Inhabited by a influx artists that work together to produce creative products for clients and helping cool projects grow.

2. Free coffee day

3. Send a package with a post card and some fun stuff inside to a friend. They add a post card + some fun things then send the package to the next recipient until the package is full with post cards from around the world.

4. Listen to this video while you make dinner. Gary Johnson

5. Make a picture on a program on your computer then post it in the 5 ideas group on FB.

10/29/12

Goat Vending Machine

1. During the winter carnival: Let the polar bears from the zoo out on to a frozen lake. Fence off the lake. People watch the polar bears on the lake.

2. Shoes that have little ice skate blades that pop out from the bottom of the shoe for when you're wishing you brought your ice skates. 

3. Make a blog where you review restaurants that you have eaten at. Don't go to the same restaurant twice. 

4. Ask a girl on a date today. If it is awkward and she is like 'why did you just walk up and ask me on a date' explain that you did it because of a idea blog thing. 

5. Goat vending machine. 

(copyright Dublin Productions photo by: Rick Dublin)

10/26/12

200th post !

‎1. Register to vote.

2. Make a reality TV show with the footage from the street police cameras.

3. Auction off your ideas for greed and money

4. Potluck in the hall way of your apt building all day long. For your neighbors.

5. http://www.instructables.com/id/Home-Made-Bidet/

10/24/12

BLOG TALK

1. Go to this video on youtube then 'like' it after you watch it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0QoeA_-Ub8&feature=plcp

2. Shoes made out of recycled car tires.

4. Take a bath with honey in the water.

5. Glass bottom car.



Ground Control to Mission Control to Ground Officer

1. Make your profile pic and profile cover look like they are the same picture.
2. Dictate missions to your friends. See if they do them.

3. Drive around the whole country.

4. Make a movie about you driving to the bottom of the world.

5. Quit drinking. (alcohol)

10/23/12

new sticker


Hold your breath...


1. Hold your breath while you read the next four ideas.

2. Get and crow and a dog. Teach the crow to ride on the dogs back.

3. Write a movie script. On the cover write: "Written by: Martin Scorsese"
Print it on old looking paper. Hide it to be found in Martin Scorseses home town.

4. Go to college for something you hate.

10/22/12

Squash Hummus

1. Search your name on google images.

2. Messure your penis 3 times in one day. See what the difference in size is depending on your mood. 

3. Pancake food truck for festivals

4. Leaves from the whole neighbor hood all in one yard for kids to play in.

5. Squash Hummus
Squash+Garlic+Chick Peas + Chili Powder


10/21/12

Walk on the stars

1. Get married on a roller coaster.

2. When camping at night: Lay on your back. Put your legs in the air. Look up at the stars and pretend to tip toe from star to star. Use each star like a stepping stone.

3.  Make yourself throw up on a roller coaster. Do it exactly when it takes your picture.

4. Bring all your mattresses in to the living room and have a slumber party.

5. Living room Improv Show

10/19/12

VICTORIA'S SQUASH

‎1. Room full of keyboards.

2. Put Maple syrup on everything you cook.

3.  Be a food critique for only tacos. 

4. Catalog all the graffiti in your city. 

5. 

My Wov.


1. Wedding on Bikes

2. Flashmob Proposal

3. Scavenger hunt proposal

4. Write 'will you marry me in the steam on the mirror when they are taking a shower.

5. Propose with a custom made movie preview at movie theater.

10/18/12

If you build it.... they will come.


1. Commercial where the owners leave their dog at home alone and when they come back there are a bunch of super model humans hanging out with the dog.

2. Music Video. The main singer is in a room with one closed door. As they sing bees come from under the door and swarm around him

3. Run around the world

4. Lottery tickets that are like scavenger hunts to other gas stations.

5. Municipal internet service for public.

10/17/12

Bad Moda Fuda


1. Plan a way to get out of jail, get incarcerated, then get out.

2. Snowboard/skateboard/surfboard all in one.

3. A new dance called the Bad Moda Fuda

4. Pick one subject. (It could be a place or a thing) Learn everything there ever was to know about that place of thing. Study this specific thing for your whole life.

5. Try to figure out where all the pieces of your computer came from on the planet.

10/16/12

Totally Charming


1. Poke a hole for a camera lens in a cardboard box. Ship the box across the world while the camera is filming.

2. Video camera in your house streaming live to the interent.

3. Make a pipe out of a Potato.

4. Try going to the 5 ideas facebook page instead of www.fiveideasaday.com

5. Make your bike frame in to a bong.

10/15/12

Bike Love


1. Scanner that goes secretly inside paper shredder to copy document before it is shredded.

2. A funny skit where the guy is turned on by her putting more clothes on.

3. Monologue on a bike

4. Video of a house, audio of someone doing a monologue for what the house is thinking.

5. Hot tub in the trunk of your car.

10/13/12

Ber Lesk


1. For a fancy hip club: Hire a famous architect or artist to do the club area lay out. Have a new architect /artist do it every year.

2. Program for phone:
If your at a public place you can turn the program and your gps icon will appear on other people programs. They can poke you electronically if they think you cute.

3. Concert on the roof

4. Bring your neighbors smoothies in the morning.

5. Order a subscription to a weird magazine to your friends house. The magazine should have nothing to do with their interests. See if they ask why you picked the one you picked.

10/12/12

Cuddle Bear


1. Thermal imaging camera for consumers.

2. Baseball hat made out of feathers

3. School janitor always has candy

4. Skirt made out of a down comforter.

5. Orange pulp pizza

10/10/12

Hcaz Oihcram

‎1. Go to a crowded bus stop, when bus comes get on pay, then get off while telling the next person have a nice day and a free ride.

2. Hang up fake security cameras in random places.

3. Superglue what looks to be or is a full pack of cigarettes up high in an unreachable place in dinky town.

4. Gather a bunch of friends/willing participants and pretend to be a celebrity with paparazzi/cameras/security in a populated area and watch ignorance/celebrity worship ensue.

5. Make your own menthol cigarettes by growing tobacco and spearmint and rolling the leaves up dried as a mix.

10/9/12

ROBERT FONES

1. Set up meetings for your whole week with friends just for fun.

2. Answer one CL post a day

3. Put a casting call on Craigs List. When you get a response write a script for that person.

4. Dildo scavenger hunt

5. Send Robert Fones mail to his house.

10/8/12

Mean Ideas.


1. Drop an egg in to chili while it is stewing.

2. Turn your phones GPS on to document your route. Drive across the state on a route that spells out your name. Post the map to face book.

3. Advertise a party for someone else's house that does not know they are having a party.

4. Order 50 pizzas to a fake address then wait out back of the pizza place for them to throw them away.

5. Spray a whole can of mace in a public hallway. Post a candid camera. When people walk through they wont know what hit em.

10/7/12

ZOMBIES ZOMBIES ZOMBIES

1. Contest where you win a two week fishing trip with Maroon 5

2. Haunted house where you start in the back of a pick-up truck. The driver gets attacked by zombies so you need to run off the truck in to the woods. Your goal is to get to the safe house 2 miles away. Inside the woods there are many zombies and other scary things that you need to hide from.

3. Idea 2 + paintball guns.

4. Music Video: Rapper is in a crowd of hundreds of people. They are just milling around like it is a regular situation. The rapper is shoving people while rapping.

5. Porn Music Video.


10/6/12

Blank Page


1. Write down all the state parks in the state. Try to go to everyone of them and check them off as you go.

2. Have a friend drop you off in a corn field far from home and try to get back.

3. Apply to all the contests you find.

4. Make a really high class food truck.

5. A restaurant that never ever has the same menu.  

10/5/12

Break Up Cat

1. When your boy/girl friend breaks up with you, buy a cat!

2. A commercial of very typical bros talking about miller light. Making fun of miller.

3. Pills that color your pee fun colors! :)

4. Computer program that switches your desktop icons and icon dock in to different places every hour. The program will be called Brain Gym.

5. Make plastic bags at stores illegal like in Maui, HI.





10/3/12

Idea for windex commercial


.-- .-. .. - . .. -. -- --- .-. ... . -.-. --- -.. .

‎1. Vitamin cigarettes

2. 
.-- .-. .. - . / .. -. / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. .

to read:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morse_code

3. Bike speakers for i pod

4. To quit smoking: only buy cigarettes you hate 

5. Make 30 fake commercials.

10/2/12

Fuck you future me!


1. A shirt with a picture of a balloon on the tummy. This shirt is for pregnant woman to wear through out their pregnancy.

2. Cover your floor in wet paint and do a slip and slide.

3. Emergency plane slides... from your apt window.

4. Instead of doing really dangerous drugs that might kill you, try this:  Give a photo of yourself flicking off the camera to a friend to send too you in ten years. Under the picture write: fuck you future me.

5. Get a apartment. Live there for a year. Hide money in the floor. In 20 years rent the apt again to see if the money is still there.

9/28/12

VIDEO GAMES

5 IDEAS FOR TITLES VIDEO GAMES:

1. Square Dance Zombies

2. The Adventures of Mr. Peanut Potato Chips

3. The Blue Puppeteer

4. Jack Rabbit Nabber

5. The Radiating Fur


9/19/12


SEX!


1. Meditate before you have sex

2. Write will you marry me on your pubic bone so when you have sex they see it.

3. Try to break your own record for how many times you have had sex in one day.

4. Have sex to a different genre of music every time.

5. Use olive oil as lube when masturbating.

9/18/12

BREAKING BAD


1. TV show that follows the meth from breaking bad.

2. Liquor that looks like blood and has the consistency of blood for halloween.

3. Instead of saying "Thats my Jam" say "Thats my quiche"

4. Try to post 5 ideas a day on this group for a whole week.

5. Make pants with a bushy tail attached to the back.

9/17/12

CHESS

1. Learn French and when you know french really well, learn German. But instead of learning German through english, learn it through french. 

2. Party bus called "Magic School Bus"

3. Trap door where you would stand to knock at your front door.

4. Money Transfer through FB to different FB users.

5. Write "DONATIONS" on a jar then put it at the coffee shop.

9/16/12

PLANT TABLE

‎1. Commercial for a cleaning spray like windex: Guy and Girl are spraying the floor cleaning a stain, the girl sprays the Guy in the face. He laughs then sprays her. They start laughing and get in to a windex fight.

2. DO STUFF commercial : Girl is presenting her self in a sexual way while guy is on computer. He is on computer looks back at her quickly "Not now, I just gotta make this .Gif for my blog" in a distracted way. Black out

3. Incorporate YOLO in to your daily dialogue. 

4. Get prescribed to adrenal then sell it.

5. Plant table (from Modern Pioneer Facebook group)



9/15/12

NEWS PAPER

1. Pay the NewsPaper to tape your business card to the front page of the sunday paper.

2. Cup phone to your neighbors window

3. National free pizza day  (funded by your taxes)

4. Take a week off work to learn a random academic subject from youtube.

5. Mustache tattooed on face.


Two sides of one coin

1. Outsource your job.com
A website where you pay people to do your job for a bit less than you are currently getting paid.

2. When you really don't want to do something check your self in to mental institution so you have a good excuse not to do it.

3. Mystery snack brand. Available the convenience store a bag with a big "?" on it. Inside would be a random snack food surprise.

4. A website that ranks all the people in the world. Who is the best person? Who's the worst?

5. Figure out how to trick the test they give you at the Scientology place to make it look like your very holly.

Penny for your thoughts

. Coffee drinking contest

2. Hide in couch cushions until someone sits on you then scream

3. Put food coloring in the house showers hot water maker

4. Tobacco that tastes like food

5. Make calenders that cut off the last day in march so people think it is April Fools day when it really isnt.

Nope

1. Only watch movies in French for 3 months straight. 

2. Make a jail cell in you closet. 

3. When your roommate is gone attach thousands of streamers to the ceiling.

4. Argue with your girlfriend about the fact that you argue to much.

5. Improv show in the park.

9/10/12

100 random people

1. Make a rule where no one can wear shoes on your bed.

2. Set up a shelf in your room filled with creative equipment for creativity.

3. Make a radio show online.

4. Make your own yogart

5. Send your picture to 1000 random people in the mail.

9/9/12

Movie Party


1. Custom paint Ikea Beds then sell them.

2. Peddle Pub but instead of scheduling your seat, the Pubs just peddle around the city and you can get on anywhere as long as there is enough seats.

3. A music festival on a cruise boat. The boat goes all over the world you get get on and off when ever and where ever you want.

4. Burry treasure in a park in the city.

5. Make a movie party.

9/8/12

60065

1. Outsource your job.com
A website where you pay people to do your job for a bit less than you are currently getting paid.

2. When you really don't want to do something check your self in to mental institution so you have a good excuse not to do it.

3. Mystery snack brand. Available the convenience store a bag with a big "?" on it. Inside would be a random snack food surprise.

4. A website that ranks all the people in the world. Who is the best person? Who's the worst?

5. Figure out how to trick the test they give you at the Scientology place to make it look like your very holly. 

9/7/12

BIG BANG

1. Apply to 3 schools just for fun

2. Go to a Improv Show.

3. Send out a mass email of a poem you wrote 

4. Commercial for McDonalds telling how many people have made a good living working for them since they opened.

5. Travel to Wall Drug South Dakota





6.




9/6/12

Magic Hippo


1. Leave letters for a specific person all along their daily route.

2. Improv movie making classes.

3. Put a play on for your friends in your living room.

4. Water slide down your stairs

5. Enter your name in to as many contests as you can.

8/31/12

Our house... in the middle of the street.

1. Make a blanket fort in the middle of the street.

2. Hitch hike only a few blocks.

3. Leave notes hidden around the city.

4. Keep clean socks in your backpack.

5. Film the sunset for 5 days straight.

8/25/12

Your going to love it!

1. An Advertisement for puberty.

2. Music that plays in the pool while you swim.

3. A loan collection company called Karma.

4. Underwater headphones.

5. Fire delivery. Deliver fire wood to your fire location on the day of your fire.


8/21/12

DRAGON BREATH

1. Adventure company for experienced travelers named Just Trust Us.

2. Print out many copies of all the laws for biking in the city. Laminate the pages of laws. Attach the laminated pages in public places for people to read.

3. Just Trust Us has three levels of adventures. The highest and hardest level: Adventurer is blind folded and dropped off in a random place on the planet. They need to find their way home.

4. A illegal 2 story bus tour service where everyone gets to smoke pot while on the tour.

5. Prank your boss. Get everyone you work with to not come in to work one day. Have the janitor go in to work. When your boss gets to work he might ask the janitor where everyone is and why he is cleaning on in the middle of the day on a work day. The janitor will reply: It's Sunday... I am always here on sunday. The boss will be very confused because it is not Sunday, it is Thursday. He may think he has lost his mind.

Inappropriate...

1. A tourist shirt for Moab Utah that says I got this shirt in Moab but I probably should have gotten arrested.

2. Tube that connects to where you pee and filters the the water and goes above you to use stream as a hot shower. 

3. Band name: bear box 

4. Lottery for prom king and queen.

5. A game where you all poop in the toilet with out flushing and see how far you can fill it up.

8/7/12

8/6/12

Moms Hair

1. Fill your pocket with sand for a portable ash tray.

2. Be a jerk to someone and then try to make them like you the next time just to see if u can do it.

3. Live plant/ flower hats.

4. Elastic string attached all over your shirt for babies to play with.

5. Mom hats. Kind of like a hair net but stronger. Designed to wear when your baby is tearing at moms hair.

8/4/12

FB

1. Facebook starts making people take a five minute academic lesson on a random subject every log in.

2. Movie in the park except one night they close off the highway and have it in the lanes.

3. Close off the highway for a critical mass bike ride.

4. Disco / party lights on every floor of a sky scraper on 4 th of July

5. Another weed holiday just like 420 but just so there can be 2

Blog Archive

Printable version