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12/31/12

NEW YEARS EVE

1. Video chat hang out with all the partys in the city tonight. When people ask you where you were tell em you were at literally ALL the parties in the city.

2. Sleep only for 3 minutes tonight. Fall asleep @ 11:58.5 then wake up @ 12:01.5

3. Start driving when new the ball drops. Try to get to the next time zone before the ball drops again!

4. Put microphones all around the city. When the ball drops record everyone celebrating.

5. Don't drive drunk tonight.

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