1. Instagram two birds with one stone by posting pics of your cat’s food. Get creative with it.
2. Put on a mask and follow the traffic cop in your neighborhood, erasing the chalk marks they denote on tires. Leave your calling card on the windshield of every vehicle you rescue from a parking ticket.
3. Reorganize the end of the alphabet to put “W” after “U”. It makes no sense that they stuck a V between both of the U letters.
4. A bakery that sells blemished, slightly asymmetrical pies which you could then claim were homemade.
5. A foot pedal operated toilet seat that lifts in the same fashion as the trash can in your kitchen. Completely hands free and no more leaving the toilet seat up!