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8/31/12

Our house... in the middle of the street.

1. Make a blanket fort in the middle of the street.

2. Hitch hike only a few blocks.

3. Leave notes hidden around the city.

4. Keep clean socks in your backpack.

5. Film the sunset for 5 days straight.

8/25/12

Your going to love it!

1. An Advertisement for puberty.

2. Music that plays in the pool while you swim.

3. A loan collection company called Karma.

4. Underwater headphones.

5. Fire delivery. Deliver fire wood to your fire location on the day of your fire.


8/21/12

DRAGON BREATH

1. Adventure company for experienced travelers named Just Trust Us.

2. Print out many copies of all the laws for biking in the city. Laminate the pages of laws. Attach the laminated pages in public places for people to read.

3. Just Trust Us has three levels of adventures. The highest and hardest level: Adventurer is blind folded and dropped off in a random place on the planet. They need to find their way home.

4. A illegal 2 story bus tour service where everyone gets to smoke pot while on the tour.

5. Prank your boss. Get everyone you work with to not come in to work one day. Have the janitor go in to work. When your boss gets to work he might ask the janitor where everyone is and why he is cleaning on in the middle of the day on a work day. The janitor will reply: It's Sunday... I am always here on sunday. The boss will be very confused because it is not Sunday, it is Thursday. He may think he has lost his mind.

Inappropriate...

1. A tourist shirt for Moab Utah that says I got this shirt in Moab but I probably should have gotten arrested.

2. Tube that connects to where you pee and filters the the water and goes above you to use stream as a hot shower. 

3. Band name: bear box 

4. Lottery for prom king and queen.

5. A game where you all poop in the toilet with out flushing and see how far you can fill it up.

8/7/12

8/6/12

Moms Hair

1. Fill your pocket with sand for a portable ash tray.

2. Be a jerk to someone and then try to make them like you the next time just to see if u can do it.

3. Live plant/ flower hats.

4. Elastic string attached all over your shirt for babies to play with.

5. Mom hats. Kind of like a hair net but stronger. Designed to wear when your baby is tearing at moms hair.

8/4/12

FB

1. Facebook starts making people take a five minute academic lesson on a random subject every log in.

2. Movie in the park except one night they close off the highway and have it in the lanes.

3. Close off the highway for a critical mass bike ride.

4. Disco / party lights on every floor of a sky scraper on 4 th of July

5. Another weed holiday just like 420 but just so there can be 2

8/2/12

Im still tired.

1. A blog that posts one original movie/theater script per week.

2. Run barefoot outside everyday

3. Try to save 10,000 dollars in change.

4. Quit smoking doctors that will give you medicine and days off work to help quit.

5. Mandatory Slip and Slide day. Mandated by the government.  

8/1/12

AESOP ROCK

1. Traveling Museum exhibit of live famous people.

2. Phones free zones in the united states. Like state parks except different.

3. Quit your job and make music all day everyday until you go broke.

4. Water slides underground where the sewers are. It will be a more fun way of transportation.

5. Ice cream bars that don;t have to be refrigerated

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