Thank you to everyone who reads my ideas, especially Oliver Kronmiller who told me that his whole mailbox was completely full with only emails from fiveideasaday.
I have done 5 ideas for every single day this year and I am very happy that sometimes people read them and participate.
12/31/13
Locker Room Snapper
1. Make it a custom to spend new years eve alone.
2. Make a list of things to do for the year ahead. Make a game to check them off before the next year.
3. Party boots that have lights in them and change color.
4. The guilt train. (album name)
5. Computers that can heat up when used in negative degree weather.
2. Make a list of things to do for the year ahead. Make a game to check them off before the next year.
3. Party boots that have lights in them and change color.
4. The guilt train. (album name)
5. Computers that can heat up when used in negative degree weather.
12/30/13
Doggy
1. Velcro walls by door to hang coats on.
2. Tack board walls to tack anything anywhere.
3. Party vid chat. Video chat from your cool party to someone else's!
4. Convict reunion parties for people who spent time in the joint together.
5. Doggy skirts.
2. Tack board walls to tack anything anywhere.
3. Party vid chat. Video chat from your cool party to someone else's!
4. Convict reunion parties for people who spent time in the joint together.
5. Doggy skirts.
12/29/13
Frantic Jones
1. A playground made with only tires.
2. A water slide through a shark tank .
3. Science meals. A simple doctors appointment will determine your specific body nutrition needs. With the information gathered the scientists create a meal tailored to what would be most healthy for your body.
4. Paper bags with a little plastic window in them so you can see what is inside.
5. Crayon holster for belt.
2. A water slide through a shark tank .
3. Science meals. A simple doctors appointment will determine your specific body nutrition needs. With the information gathered the scientists create a meal tailored to what would be most healthy for your body.
4. Paper bags with a little plastic window in them so you can see what is inside.
5. Crayon holster for belt.
12/28/13
Knocking on my door
1. Swiss Army brand Cell Phone.
2. Warp gun. A gun that heats things up so that they warm and look all weird.
3. Smoke pills that make the smoke of a fire not be annoying.
4. Mandatory party police. State mandated law that ensures people over 21 party hard at least once a year.
5. House memory boxes. A place to keep memories and pictures of the house from generation to generation.
2. Warp gun. A gun that heats things up so that they warm and look all weird.
3. Smoke pills that make the smoke of a fire not be annoying.
4. Mandatory party police. State mandated law that ensures people over 21 party hard at least once a year.
5. House memory boxes. A place to keep memories and pictures of the house from generation to generation.
12/27/13
Thank goodness for SNOW TIRES
1. Make a movie theater in your living room.
2. 1 Mini golf hole that has 13 holes. Only one does not lead back to the original putting area.
3. Dog hair gel.
4. Glow in the dark dog collars.
5. Eye contacts for dogs.
2. 1 Mini golf hole that has 13 holes. Only one does not lead back to the original putting area.
3. Dog hair gel.
4. Glow in the dark dog collars.
5. Eye contacts for dogs.
12/26/13
Idea Storm
1. Cars that can park vertically to use less space.
2. Cars that can fold up into smaller cars so they use less space when parked.
3. Earrings that are mirrors like on the side of cars so you can see all around.
4. Liquid filled computer mouse.
5. Speak easy movie theater.
2. Cars that can fold up into smaller cars so they use less space when parked.
3. Earrings that are mirrors like on the side of cars so you can see all around.
4. Liquid filled computer mouse.
5. Speak easy movie theater.
12/25/13
Is that today?
1. Roads made out of recycled non recyclables.
2. Cough syrup cigarettes.
3. Whiskey bottle shaped like a trophie.
4. A cable channel that is only cute puppies and kitties.
5. Garlic Tea.
2. Cough syrup cigarettes.
3. Whiskey bottle shaped like a trophie.
4. A cable channel that is only cute puppies and kitties.
5. Garlic Tea.
12/24/13
Post Me Online
1. Go Pro for Police dogs.
2. Rentable police dogs.
3. Cars with horn loudness/ sound settings.
4. Water glass with knitting needles going through the middle.
5. Musical Thumb Tacks that play music when used.
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2. Rentable police dogs.
3. Cars with horn loudness/ sound settings.
4. Water glass with knitting needles going through the middle.
5. Musical Thumb Tacks that play music when used.
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12/23/13
Last Leg
1. Double decker dock.
2. Secondary quieter police sirens that are more polite.
3. Scratch off tickets that are the 100% winners.
4. Measuring tape that has blank spots for that every number to fill out what ever you think is right.
5. See through quarters.
2. Secondary quieter police sirens that are more polite.
3. Scratch off tickets that are the 100% winners.
4. Measuring tape that has blank spots for that every number to fill out what ever you think is right.
5. See through quarters.
12/22/13
I D E A S
These are part of a game.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
12/21/13
I D E A S
These are part of a game.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
12/20/13
I D E A S
These are part of a game.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
12/19/13
I D E A S
These are part of a game.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
12/18/13
I D E A S
These are part of a game.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
12/17/13
I D E A S
These are part of a game.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
12/16/13
I D E A S
These are part of a game.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
12/15/13
I D E A S
These are part of a game.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
I D E A S
These are part of a game.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
I D E A S
These are part of a game.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
12/14/13
I D E A S
These are part of a game.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
12/13/13
I D E A S
These are part of a game.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
12/12/13
I D E A S
These are part of a game.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.
You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.
24 hr time limit.
12/11/13
I D E A S
These are part of a game. How to play:
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card from box at random.
You must do what ever idea is picked. No exceptions. 24 hr time limit.
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card from box at random.
You must do what ever idea is picked. No exceptions. 24 hr time limit.
12/10/13
Stray Dog
1. Open source online advertising agency.
2. Breakfast diner conveyer belt.
3. Tap dance on a moving car.
4. Make a ball maze in ur apartment.
5. Strap a camera to a stray dog.
2. Breakfast diner conveyer belt.
3. Tap dance on a moving car.
4. Make a ball maze in ur apartment.
5. Strap a camera to a stray dog.
12/9/13
Idea
1. Hot sauce flavored ice cubes.
2. Heated bike handles.
3. Bike plane.
4. Light up bike peddles.
5. Spicy maple syrup.
2. Heated bike handles.
3. Bike plane.
4. Light up bike peddles.
5. Spicy maple syrup.
12/8/13
Hammock
1. Breakfast / bike shop
2. Glow in the dark hot sauce.
3. Dye to eat that makes you poop and pee different fun colors.
4. Swallowable Camera
5. Hammock between 2 moving cars.
2. Glow in the dark hot sauce.
3. Dye to eat that makes you poop and pee different fun colors.
4. Swallowable Camera
5. Hammock between 2 moving cars.
12/7/13
Garden in your car.
1. Side car for bikes
2. Glow in the dark ice cubes.
3. Garden in your car.
4. 24 hour public transport company.
5. Surgically enhanced fingers with pen inside.
2. Glow in the dark ice cubes.
3. Garden in your car.
4. 24 hour public transport company.
5. Surgically enhanced fingers with pen inside.
12/6/13
Flag
1. Shoe flash light.
2. Scratch and sniff menues.
3. Vibrating Floss.
4. Tastable menues.
5. Bacon flavored condoms.
2. Scratch and sniff menues.
3. Vibrating Floss.
4. Tastable menues.
5. Bacon flavored condoms.
12/5/13
Fake Fish
1. Water cleaner that looks and acts like a fish but is a machine and cleans the ocean.
2. Flavorless sauce.
3. Breaks on shopping carts to give you a work out.
4. Glow in the dark door handles.
5. Glow in the dark steering wheel for car.
2. Flavorless sauce.
3. Breaks on shopping carts to give you a work out.
4. Glow in the dark door handles.
5. Glow in the dark steering wheel for car.
12/4/13
Road On the
1. Light up road lines.
2. Salt crystal rings.
3. Machine that swings the jump rope for you.
4. Sweet potato hash browns.
5. Blue hot sauce.
2. Salt crystal rings.
3. Machine that swings the jump rope for you.
4. Sweet potato hash browns.
5. Blue hot sauce.
12/3/13
3rd arm from the sun
1. Twitter confession booth.
2. Arm Twister. A game for people that are not sure if they wanna go.
3. Tennis ball guitar. A guitar made out of tennis balls.
4. Floor tag. Every time you touch the floor your it until you tag the floor back.
5. Plastic 3rd arm.
2. Arm Twister. A game for people that are not sure if they wanna go.
3. Tennis ball guitar. A guitar made out of tennis balls.
4. Floor tag. Every time you touch the floor your it until you tag the floor back.
5. Plastic 3rd arm.
12/2/13
Cat Tongue.
1. Cat tongue wash rag.
2. Cat door in your car.
3. Trap door on the floor of your car.
4. Cat condoms.
5. Cat tongue sushi.
2. Cat door in your car.
3. Trap door on the floor of your car.
4. Cat condoms.
5. Cat tongue sushi.
12/1/13
Twisted F
1. Beer flavored condoms.
2. Vibrating hair brush.
3. Vibrating bike seat.
4. Get fucked by the ocean.
5. Body suit that makes you able to fly and float/dive and tunnel underground.
2. Vibrating hair brush.
3. Vibrating bike seat.
4. Get fucked by the ocean.
5. Body suit that makes you able to fly and float/dive and tunnel underground.
11/30/13
Last One EVER
1. Fun day. (Everyone in the country gets $100 and the day off)
2. Mandatory gender swap day.
3. Shoes that you need to feed because they are alive some how.
4. Cat cams.
5. Real lighter in Smart Phones.
2. Mandatory gender swap day.
3. Shoes that you need to feed because they are alive some how.
4. Cat cams.
5. Real lighter in Smart Phones.
11/29/13
Pump Kin der garden
1. Pumpkin whipped cream.
2. Baseball hats with a small window in the brim.
3. Online jukebox. Pay 25 cents to add your song to the ever playing playlist for everyone to listen too. U can only add one song a month.
4. Icicle earrings
5. Glass baseball.
11/28/13
Floor Dye
1. Candy flavored cigarettes.
2. Sparkler cigarettes for 4th of July.
3. Name your cat Juice.
4. Sunday morning field trip service in the summer.
5. Floor washing fluid that dyes the floor a fun color.
2. Sparkler cigarettes for 4th of July.
3. Name your cat Juice.
4. Sunday morning field trip service in the summer.
5. Floor washing fluid that dyes the floor a fun color.
11/27/13
Thanks for NOTHIN
1. A table that hangs from the ceiling.
2. If you are a smoker and you want toget high: just stop smoking for a few hours.
3. Free public housing along the side of the highway.
4. Noise music radio station.
5. Coat made out of toilet paper.
11/26/13
Kidney Shaped French Press
1. Vest wearing contest.
2. Clothing that had pictures of your organs on them in the location that they really are.
3. Secret tunnel road for rush hour use.
4. Helipad landing spot for drones on window sill.
5. Kidney shaped french press.
2. Clothing that had pictures of your organs on them in the location that they really are.
3. Secret tunnel road for rush hour use.
4. Helipad landing spot for drones on window sill.
5. Kidney shaped french press.
11/25/13
Toad nipple
1. Hover craft wheelchairs.
2. Plastic surgery hollow toes to hide things in.
3. Holographic fake eyelashes.
4. A skyscraper with only one long floor that spirals up to the top.
5. User profile Facebook store for each user. Similar to eBay but on for each fb user.
11/24/13
Lotion
1. Location that can be eaten.
2. Have a concert on a plane.
3. YouTube post timeline showing where and when videos are posted.
4. Cars with digital windows that can be tinted or not.
5. Print wrong maps of your city and put them at the airport kiosk.
11/23/13
DTW
1. Self tracker. See all the places you have been in your life.
2. Screen window cars so bugs don't get in.
3. Bike board. A snowboard and bike mixed together.
4. Free city provided Internet.
5. Square pop cans.
11/22/13
Post Money
1. A open building with many rooms with musical equipment inside to play for free.
2. Change your name to numbers instead of letters.
3. Wart dye. Dye your wart blue!!
4. Games to play on the highway on signs as you drive.
5. Mark your feet L and R wit tattoos.
11/21/13
Me and you... and you and you and you.
1. Digital cemetery for everyone who has died.
2. Ginger Coffee. Put a ginger chew in the bottom of your coffee.
3. Pro Piracy advertising campaign.
4. Stroller that can turn in to a foldable chair for adults.
5. Drive in circles around the city.
2. Ginger Coffee. Put a ginger chew in the bottom of your coffee.
3. Pro Piracy advertising campaign.
4. Stroller that can turn in to a foldable chair for adults.
5. Drive in circles around the city.
11/20/13
Cherries on top
1. A magazine that lights up from inside the paper.
2. A Save Bad Art advertising campaign.
3. Magic shoes that turn in to different brand name shoes. Pick the shoe you want online sorta like netflix and your shoes will change in shape, color and style.
4. Pancakes with cherries in them.
5. Hard candy that looks like a mini person.
2. A Save Bad Art advertising campaign.
3. Magic shoes that turn in to different brand name shoes. Pick the shoe you want online sorta like netflix and your shoes will change in shape, color and style.
4. Pancakes with cherries in them.
5. Hard candy that looks like a mini person.
11/19/13
Stay in bed
1. Wake up early. Clean your house.
2. Write notes to everyone on your block telling them that you will do odd jobs for cash.
3. Make a movie about going through your digestive system.
4. Make a talk show set in your living room.
5. Road trip the east coast.
11/18/13
Kid
1.vita.mn
Vote for the Drug Budget.
2. Planes that have a smiley face on the front.
3. A company where people work from home on their computers. A person that works for the company comes around and makes sure your computer is working right and make you coffee in the morning.
4. Sticky prank key boards.
5. Wall paper for your house that is pictures of you from when you were a kid.
Vote for the Drug Budget.
2. Planes that have a smiley face on the front.
3. A company where people work from home on their computers. A person that works for the company comes around and makes sure your computer is working right and make you coffee in the morning.
4. Sticky prank key boards.
5. Wall paper for your house that is pictures of you from when you were a kid.
11/17/13
OpenDoor
1. A talk show where the camera goes inside the person being interviewed. The rest of the show takes place inside someones body.
2. Hobo cooking class. Taught by real homeless people with food found on the street.
3. Make boxes next to trash cans for people to put still editable food in. (for people that look in trash for food)
4. Plane skiing. A rope behind the plane attached to a person wearing air skis.
5. Open house birthday. 2 days of open door policy. See who comes.
2. Hobo cooking class. Taught by real homeless people with food found on the street.
3. Make boxes next to trash cans for people to put still editable food in. (for people that look in trash for food)
4. Plane skiing. A rope behind the plane attached to a person wearing air skis.
5. Open house birthday. 2 days of open door policy. See who comes.
11/16/13
Urban Legend
1. Screen at your self in the mirror until you pass out. Tell the story to kids as if it were a ghost inside you instead of hyperventilation.
2. Take all the things you own and put them in a pile in the back yard. Sort through the things you do or don't want. The pile of things you don't want is a burning fire.
3. Make the floor in your house play music when you walk on it like @ the science museum.
4. Wallets with memory card compartments.
5. Upside-down bed. Strap your self in.
2. Take all the things you own and put them in a pile in the back yard. Sort through the things you do or don't want. The pile of things you don't want is a burning fire.
3. Make the floor in your house play music when you walk on it like @ the science museum.
4. Wallets with memory card compartments.
5. Upside-down bed. Strap your self in.
11/15/13
Art
1. A blog where you define what art is. Post a different perspective every week.
2. Make a list of the best artists in the city and how to get a hold of them.
3. Home made popcorn seasoning.
4. Home made flavored oil to pop popcorn with.
5. Cold popcorn with honey on top.
2. Make a list of the best artists in the city and how to get a hold of them.
3. Home made popcorn seasoning.
4. Home made flavored oil to pop popcorn with.
5. Cold popcorn with honey on top.
11/14/13
Sparks
1. Pills that make your skin your favorite color.
2. Pills that change the color of your hair.
3. Cars with a smiley face painted on the front.
4. A kids book for Dr. Bronner's Soap.
5. A candle that turns in to a sparkler at the end.
2. Pills that change the color of your hair.
3. Cars with a smiley face painted on the front.
4. A kids book for Dr. Bronner's Soap.
5. A candle that turns in to a sparkler at the end.
11/13/13
Tap Dance
1. A wireless key board that charges itself from the desk.
2. Phones that charge them selves wirelessly @ night.
3. Liquid chocolate vending machines.
4. Party at my house this friday.
5. Tap dance shoes with speakers to amplify the tap sound.
2. Phones that charge them selves wirelessly @ night.
3. Liquid chocolate vending machines.
4. Party at my house this friday.
5. Tap dance shoes with speakers to amplify the tap sound.
11/12/13
12 Times
1. Offer your services on the internet. Tell people you will go anywhere in the world and take pictures of what ever they want as long as they pay for it.
2. Adderall coffee beans.
3. Water color machines that color your house water.
4. Phones that have a 'random' button. Push to call a random number for free!
5. Captain Underpants the cereal. Little underwear shaped crunchies.
2. Adderall coffee beans.
3. Water color machines that color your house water.
4. Phones that have a 'random' button. Push to call a random number for free!
5. Captain Underpants the cereal. Little underwear shaped crunchies.
11/11/13
Glue.
1. Use kitchen spices for perfume/ cologne.
2. Head phones that are also a invisible bike helmet.
3. Clothing brand computer accessories. Nike Hard drive.
4. Warm milk in a bottle. Open the top and it activates the warming agent in the bottle.
5. Make this:
2. Head phones that are also a invisible bike helmet.
3. Clothing brand computer accessories. Nike Hard drive.
4. Warm milk in a bottle. Open the top and it activates the warming agent in the bottle.
5. Make this:
11/10/13
More movies.
1. A movie where people all sleep walk to the same spot then wake up.
2. A movie about a curious wild bear who stumbles in to an Alaskan town.
3. A movie about 2 roommates who are convinced that gold in under the floor boards.
4. A movie about a little girl who sings so beautifully that people consider her a real angel.
5. A movie about feet that can talk to each other.
2. A movie about a curious wild bear who stumbles in to an Alaskan town.
3. A movie about 2 roommates who are convinced that gold in under the floor boards.
4. A movie about a little girl who sings so beautifully that people consider her a real angel.
5. A movie about feet that can talk to each other.
11/9/13
Weening
1. A cigarette company that has 4 different options for packs. Each option would have a different level of nicotine so you can wean off while still smoking. The 4th pack would be something like candy cigs to quench your oral fixation.
2. Invisible bike helmet.
http://www.travelinggreener.com/cycling/invisible-bike-helmet-from-sweden/
3. A drug that makes you sober instantly.
4. Pants with pockets on only the inside.
5. Shirts made from recycled paper.
2. Invisible bike helmet.
http://www.travelinggreener.com/cycling/invisible-bike-helmet-from-sweden/
3. A drug that makes you sober instantly.
4. Pants with pockets on only the inside.
5. Shirts made from recycled paper.
11/8/13
Ocean
1. Make a bookshelf out of a bed frame.
2. Frame your boss for murder.
3. Hang exposed wire from your door frame to electrocute intruders or yourself.
4. Glasses frame that look like hands making glasses frames.
5. Find an old painting frame a paint it silver with a jar of silver nail polish.
2. Frame your boss for murder.
3. Hang exposed wire from your door frame to electrocute intruders or yourself.
4. Glasses frame that look like hands making glasses frames.
5. Find an old painting frame a paint it silver with a jar of silver nail polish.
11/7/13
Silver.
1. Make a bookshelf out of a bed frame.
2. Frame your boss for murder.
3. Hang exposed wire from your door frame to electrocute intruders or yourself.
4. Glasses frame that look like hands making glasses frames.
5. Find an old painting frame a paint it silver with a jar of silver nail polish.
2. Frame your boss for murder.
3. Hang exposed wire from your door frame to electrocute intruders or yourself.
4. Glasses frame that look like hands making glasses frames.
5. Find an old painting frame a paint it silver with a jar of silver nail polish.
11/6/13
My Poops on Fire.
1. Self installing Christmas lights.
2 Grow your own Christmas tree kit
3 Christmas in November sale event
4 Pine flavored waffles for Christmas.
5 Cat Christmas every nine years because that's how long it would have taken to kill cat Jesus.
http://sendmeonesentence.tumblr.com/
2 Grow your own Christmas tree kit
3 Christmas in November sale event
4 Pine flavored waffles for Christmas.
5 Cat Christmas every nine years because that's how long it would have taken to kill cat Jesus.
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11/5/13
Matt on Matt.
1. Wart cream that make warts bigger.
2. Pants that are marketed to statistically give you a better chance to have sex with people.
3. A talk show where the person being interviewed and the interviewee are the same person.
4. Put a really nummy looking pie in your window sill to make it look like your really calm and nice.
5. Shirt buttons that are filled with little tiny bits of water in case you get extremely thirsty.
Episode One
2. Pants that are marketed to statistically give you a better chance to have sex with people.
3. A talk show where the person being interviewed and the interviewee are the same person.
4. Put a really nummy looking pie in your window sill to make it look like your really calm and nice.
5. Shirt buttons that are filled with little tiny bits of water in case you get extremely thirsty.
11/4/13
Poll Dancer Marathon
1. Have a contest to see who can pole dance the longest.
2. Buttons that say: "I can see out of this button."
Put the button on the back of your head.
3. Joke spoons that shock you when you put them in your mouth.
4. Jurassic Park candy: A amber colored sucker with a mosquito in the middle.
5. Mixed Feelings: A movie about people squishing different foods in their hands while explaining what it feels like in great detail.
2. Buttons that say: "I can see out of this button."
Put the button on the back of your head.
3. Joke spoons that shock you when you put them in your mouth.
4. Jurassic Park candy: A amber colored sucker with a mosquito in the middle.
5. Mixed Feelings: A movie about people squishing different foods in their hands while explaining what it feels like in great detail.
11/3/13
Shoe Lace Bandit
1. Glow in the dark shoe laces.
2. Make a family on your fingers with a marker.
3. Draw backwards to change your handwriting.
4. Dig a hole through your locker at school for a secret hang out area.
5. Make a human sized maze in your city park. Use big objects that were being thrown away from dumpsters around the city.
It can be a awareness campaign to waste less.
2. Make a family on your fingers with a marker.
3. Draw backwards to change your handwriting.
4. Dig a hole through your locker at school for a secret hang out area.
5. Make a human sized maze in your city park. Use big objects that were being thrown away from dumpsters around the city.
It can be a awareness campaign to waste less.
11/2/13
Work Machine
1. Tape string to the floor to make a maze.
2. A staircase made out of glued together marbles.
3. Make two lighting schemes for your office. One for the night, one for the day.
4. All metal french press for heavily used kitchens.
5. Open a breakfast place that is legally managed by a dog.
2. A staircase made out of glued together marbles.
3. Make two lighting schemes for your office. One for the night, one for the day.
4. All metal french press for heavily used kitchens.
5. Open a breakfast place that is legally managed by a dog.
11/1/13
Wet Whistle
1. Open a Hostel on a train.
2. Glass Forks
3. Sandpaper rolling paper.
4. Pretend you are in space underwater.
5. Lay upside down on your couch and pretend to walk on the ceiling.
2. Glass Forks
3. Sandpaper rolling paper.
4. Pretend you are in space underwater.
5. Lay upside down on your couch and pretend to walk on the ceiling.
10/31/13
HALLOWEEN
1. A laundry detergent that makes your clothes turn perfectly black.
2. Buy a politician and have them campaign to legalize Graham crackers in North Dakota.
3. Name your new dog after your current boyfriend.
4. Take a picture of the Apollo 11 shuttle and transpose the words "Space Racist" over the top.
5. Break into someone's car and then leave a bunch of really good CDs, some cash, and a cute dog inside.
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2. Buy a politician and have them campaign to legalize Graham crackers in North Dakota.
3. Name your new dog after your current boyfriend.
4. Take a picture of the Apollo 11 shuttle and transpose the words "Space Racist" over the top.
5. Break into someone's car and then leave a bunch of really good CDs, some cash, and a cute dog inside.
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10/30/13
Cerial
1. Muti grain cheerio cereal box with a checkers board on the back so you can use the different color cheerios for pieces.
2. Advertisement burrs. Like the burrs that get attached to you in the woods, these would be little advertisements that would stick to you while walking through the city.
3. If you don't like people talking on their phone in line at your coffee shop make the coffee shop walls very thick so people do not get reception.
4. Animal abortion clinic.
5. For halloween: be Medusa and when ever anyone looks at your in the eyes hand them some weed and tell them that they were just turned to stone...ed.
2. Advertisement burrs. Like the burrs that get attached to you in the woods, these would be little advertisements that would stick to you while walking through the city.
3. If you don't like people talking on their phone in line at your coffee shop make the coffee shop walls very thick so people do not get reception.
4. Animal abortion clinic.
5. For halloween: be Medusa and when ever anyone looks at your in the eyes hand them some weed and tell them that they were just turned to stone...ed.
10/29/13
Storm the Tower
1. Store that turns old pots and pans into clothes.
2. Tortilla chips flavored with Old Bay seasoning.
3. A TV remote control that is also a brownie.
4. A store that is called "99 cents and down".
5. A Halloween costume for dog that straps around their stomach making it look like a shark is eating them from behind.
2. Tortilla chips flavored with Old Bay seasoning.
3. A TV remote control that is also a brownie.
4. A store that is called "99 cents and down".
5. A Halloween costume for dog that straps around their stomach making it look like a shark is eating them from behind.
10/28/13
Vita Beer
1. Glowing beer for halloween.
2. Baby jousting with pool noodles.
3. Beer with added vitamin b12 so lessen the hang over.
4. Band Name: docilely quarrelsome.
5. Shoe pins that direct you where to go.
2. Baby jousting with pool noodles.
3. Beer with added vitamin b12 so lessen the hang over.
4. Band Name: docilely quarrelsome.
5. Shoe pins that direct you where to go.
10/27/13
- g.g.
1. Chairs with feelings
2. Light bulbs that project light beams all around not just glow.
3. 72 hour dance club with little beds for disco naps.
4. Gourmet to-go
5. Walk-in clothes washer.
2. Light bulbs that project light beams all around not just glow.
3. 72 hour dance club with little beds for disco naps.
4. Gourmet to-go
5. Walk-in clothes washer.
10/26/13
Drive-by flirtation
1. Car headlights that can wink, for drive-by flirtation.
2. Facial hair rope licorice. (candy beard)
3. Clothing to wear on your beard.
4. Bearded dogs
5. Edible condoms
2. Facial hair rope licorice. (candy beard)
3. Clothing to wear on your beard.
4. Bearded dogs
5. Edible condoms
10/25/13
CEO
1. Clothing made of Band-aids.
2. Underwear made of condoms.
3. Breast enhancement surgery to make them looks like celebrities faces.
4. Plastic surgery to put a nose where your ears should be.
5. Pills to make your sweat taste like ice cream.
10/24/13
Snap Crack
1. When writing a review of an album, art show, or other event, write about it as if you were writing to a specific friend.
2. Make a map of your neighborhood with indications of your favorite spots, pass it out to your neighbors.
3. Video game called "Dog Fight."
4. Create pajamas that have a heating element in them for the winter.
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10/23/13
Deft Damage
1. Breed rats the size of cats and call it ratcat.
2. Breed apples that taste like watermelons.
3. Breed really chill cockroaches.
4. Breed fruit flies that don't want to reproduce because they would prefer to focus on their careers.
5. Breed a goose that shit shits that smell like mint.
10/22/13
Post Bear
1. Stuffed animals that are made out of trash.
2. A card game called : Ideas
3. A underground maze that is incredibly hard to get through with out dying.
4. Heating pad on your desk for your coffee cup.
5. Jewelry for teddy bears.
10/21/13
Feather
1. Feather Pom Poms for cheer leaders.
2. Use a feather as a book mark.
3. Forever feather. Give a feather to you BFF instead of a bracelet
4. Feather bouquets.
5. Instead I a ball bit make a feather pit.
10/20/13
Robots
1. Pay swipe bracelet.
2. Password rememberer ring. (all your online needs)
3. Clothing that electronically becomes wind proof when windy.
4. Small rectangle screen on the bottom of your shirt sleeve.
5. Shoes that record how many steps you took each day.
10/19/13
Elf Ears
1. Invent and name a new color.
2. Thick Water (sold like regular bottled water just thicker)
3. Write a long story on your friends back.
4. Electric warming coat.
5. Plastic surgery to make your ears look like elf ears.
2. Thick Water (sold like regular bottled water just thicker)
3. Write a long story on your friends back.
4. Electric warming coat.
5. Plastic surgery to make your ears look like elf ears.
10/18/13
Cone.
1. Handcuffs that attach only to your fingers.
2. A mouse trap that does not kill the mouse.
3. Small merry go rounds on busses and trains.
4. Unique one of a kind business cards.
5. A company that only makes human traps.
2. A mouse trap that does not kill the mouse.
3. Small merry go rounds on busses and trains.
4. Unique one of a kind business cards.
5. A company that only makes human traps.
10/17/13
Smoke Cats Bra
1. Pilots that do stand up routines during the middle portion of the flight over the intercom.
2. Planes that never take off, just drive a bunch of people somewhere really fast. This would require new and/or bigger highways.
3. Planes with no seats, everyone is just strapped to the floor.
4. Domestic airline that advertises unlimited complimentary wine and high end tequila shots.
5. Airline with one flight attendant for every passenger for best service.
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2. Planes that never take off, just drive a bunch of people somewhere really fast. This would require new and/or bigger highways.
3. Planes with no seats, everyone is just strapped to the floor.
4. Domestic airline that advertises unlimited complimentary wine and high end tequila shots.
5. Airline with one flight attendant for every passenger for best service.
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10/16/13
K-S
1. Narcotics for sale on airplanes.
2. Everyone's chair is a toilet on an airplane.
2. Everyone's chair is a toilet on an airplane.
3. Airplane the size of a 747 with only two seats so technically it van be called a "two seater."
4. Dogs for flight attendants.
5. Hose that distributes water on planes so you don't have to ask for it
Rob K-S
10/15/13
Happy Feet
1. One handed Key Board on your sleeve. Shirt connects to computer.
2. Emergency pants. Pants with 2 secret censors in them. Only the user will know exactly where they are. Push both censors at once to call emergency vehicle.
3. Ear piercing that can hear... and find the song your are listening to Itunes. Come home at the end of the day and a list of what song you heard are on your computer.
4. Register yourself on freelancer.com.
5. Socks that have smiley faces on them. Brand called Happy Feet.
2. Emergency pants. Pants with 2 secret censors in them. Only the user will know exactly where they are. Push both censors at once to call emergency vehicle.
3. Ear piercing that can hear... and find the song your are listening to Itunes. Come home at the end of the day and a list of what song you heard are on your computer.
4. Register yourself on freelancer.com.
5. Socks that have smiley faces on them. Brand called Happy Feet.
10/14/13
National Dessert Day
1. A Cereal called: Tack and Nail
2. A cinnamon dessert that expands like a sponge when water is added.
3. Fill a salt truck (for de icing roads) with sugar to attract bees as a practical joke by the city.
4. Flavored tissue paper and toilet paper.
5. Sandpaper toilet tissue.
10/13/13
Halloween Costumes
Halloween costumes
1. Draw a face on your stomach put arms and a shirt on your waist. (see attached)
2. Paint your whole body like a bottle of liquor.
3. Paste a zipper from your forehead to your chin. The zipper should look like it has been un zipped. In the spot it is open use face paint to make it look like you have no skin.
(like you can unzip your face)
4. Wear a QR code on your face. The link should bring people to a picture of you in a really good costume.
5. Ride a horse in to a party. When people ask what you are and tell them your a cowboy/girl .
1. Draw a face on your stomach put arms and a shirt on your waist. (see attached)
2. Paint your whole body like a bottle of liquor.
3. Paste a zipper from your forehead to your chin. The zipper should look like it has been un zipped. In the spot it is open use face paint to make it look like you have no skin.
(like you can unzip your face)
4. Wear a QR code on your face. The link should bring people to a picture of you in a really good costume.
5. Ride a horse in to a party. When people ask what you are and tell them your a cowboy/girl .
10/12/13
Champaign
1. Microphone lip ring.
2. Slow dance championship.
3. Powder ketchup.
4. Transforming key that remembers all the doors you need to get in to.
5. A TV show called Sharin' with Aaron where people share something cool with Aaron.
2. Slow dance championship.
3. Powder ketchup.
4. Transforming key that remembers all the doors you need to get in to.
5. A TV show called Sharin' with Aaron where people share something cool with Aaron.
10/11/13
Something New
1. Binocular/ zoom electric contacts.
2. Night vision contacts.
3. If you ever need to pump up you bike, stop in at a Jimmy Johns and ask... they usually have one. (MN only?)
4. Google map shoes that light up left right or straight for walking directions.
5. Censor operated elevator doors.
2. Night vision contacts.
3. If you ever need to pump up you bike, stop in at a Jimmy Johns and ask... they usually have one. (MN only?)
4. Google map shoes that light up left right or straight for walking directions.
5. Censor operated elevator doors.
10/10/13
Send me one sentence
1. Find a guy named larry and take a picture of him.
2. Make a cookie that can double a frisbee and call it “The Prop For One to Imitate Dogs With in a Delicious Way”
3. Publish your weekly schedule on Facebook
4. Shake hands with your shadow on sunny days
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10/9/13
Send me one sentence
1. Breed a chihuahua and siberian huskies so that you have a tiny black dog with blue eyes.
2. Weave spaghetti and then bake it to make a pasta lattice that you can then use in a lasagna
3. Google your name and then type”restaurant” and then go eat at that restaurant
4. Name and photograph all the stray cats in your neighborhood.
5. Give yourself a different nickname everyday, referring to yourself by that nickname at least ten times each day.
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10/8/13
Mr. P R:
1. Stock market game designed for kids, you can upgrade to real money once you reach a high enough level.
2. Air-force game designed for kids, you can upgrade to real drones once you reach a high enough level.
3. Self-driving cars to drop you off at work, drive home on their own (free parking)
4. Modern 'water closet' that washes/dries/stores clothes in the bedroom.
5. Mechanical horse that eats grass (maybe garbage?) for fuel.
2. Air-force game designed for kids, you can upgrade to real drones once you reach a high enough level.
3. Self-driving cars to drop you off at work, drive home on their own (free parking)
4. Modern 'water closet' that washes/dries/stores clothes in the bedroom.
5. Mechanical horse that eats grass (maybe garbage?) for fuel.
10/7/13
Netflix for clothes
1. Netflix for Clothes. Stay up to date on all the latest trends.
2. Elevator bed room.
3. Vents for Skyscrapers generated by the Subway.
4. Free drivers licensee day.
5. Make a poster of every city you have been to.
2. Elevator bed room.
3. Vents for Skyscrapers generated by the Subway.
4. Free drivers licensee day.
5. Make a poster of every city you have been to.
10/6/13
From the streets on New York:
1. Cannibal club
Where you trade pieces of your self for pieces of other people.
2. Create a new calendar that never changes year.
3. A book called "The imagination of the weekenders" about architecture in NY that was inspired by Coney Island.
4. Children's book # 1:
If you put on these glasses you will see something fantastic
but what you will see is not fiction or magic.
you can see through the walls while wearing these glasses
inside the theater the actor kisses the actress.
If you stand in one spot and you look all around
the sky is the limit to what can be found.
A dog on a ball doing some tricks
and a man on the roof picking up chicks (actual chickens)
5. Children's book 2:
You can do anything anywhere.
You could do jumping jacks in time square.
You could travel the world with only a tractor.
Or you could find broadway and become an actor.
You could eat sushi with a giant giraffe.
Or you could be a teacher and help children learn math.
You could fight fires as tall as the trees
or you could learn to fly by making friends with some bees.
10/5/13
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