1. Fun day. (Everyone in the country gets $100 and the day off)
2. Mandatory gender swap day.
3. Shoes that you need to feed because they are alive some how.
4. Cat cams.
5. Real lighter in Smart Phones.
11/30/13
11/29/13
Pump Kin der garden
1. Pumpkin whipped cream.
2. Baseball hats with a small window in the brim.
3. Online jukebox. Pay 25 cents to add your song to the ever playing playlist for everyone to listen too. U can only add one song a month.
4. Icicle earrings
5. Glass baseball.
11/28/13
Floor Dye
1. Candy flavored cigarettes.
2. Sparkler cigarettes for 4th of July.
3. Name your cat Juice.
4. Sunday morning field trip service in the summer.
5. Floor washing fluid that dyes the floor a fun color.
2. Sparkler cigarettes for 4th of July.
3. Name your cat Juice.
4. Sunday morning field trip service in the summer.
5. Floor washing fluid that dyes the floor a fun color.
11/27/13
Thanks for NOTHIN
1. A table that hangs from the ceiling.
2. If you are a smoker and you want toget high: just stop smoking for a few hours.
3. Free public housing along the side of the highway.
4. Noise music radio station.
5. Coat made out of toilet paper.
11/26/13
Kidney Shaped French Press
1. Vest wearing contest.
2. Clothing that had pictures of your organs on them in the location that they really are.
3. Secret tunnel road for rush hour use.
4. Helipad landing spot for drones on window sill.
5. Kidney shaped french press.
2. Clothing that had pictures of your organs on them in the location that they really are.
3. Secret tunnel road for rush hour use.
4. Helipad landing spot for drones on window sill.
5. Kidney shaped french press.
11/25/13
Toad nipple
1. Hover craft wheelchairs.
2. Plastic surgery hollow toes to hide things in.
3. Holographic fake eyelashes.
4. A skyscraper with only one long floor that spirals up to the top.
5. User profile Facebook store for each user. Similar to eBay but on for each fb user.
11/24/13
Lotion
1. Location that can be eaten.
2. Have a concert on a plane.
3. YouTube post timeline showing where and when videos are posted.
4. Cars with digital windows that can be tinted or not.
5. Print wrong maps of your city and put them at the airport kiosk.
11/23/13
DTW
1. Self tracker. See all the places you have been in your life.
2. Screen window cars so bugs don't get in.
3. Bike board. A snowboard and bike mixed together.
4. Free city provided Internet.
5. Square pop cans.
11/22/13
Post Money
1. A open building with many rooms with musical equipment inside to play for free.
2. Change your name to numbers instead of letters.
3. Wart dye. Dye your wart blue!!
4. Games to play on the highway on signs as you drive.
5. Mark your feet L and R wit tattoos.
11/21/13
Me and you... and you and you and you.
1. Digital cemetery for everyone who has died.
2. Ginger Coffee. Put a ginger chew in the bottom of your coffee.
3. Pro Piracy advertising campaign.
4. Stroller that can turn in to a foldable chair for adults.
5. Drive in circles around the city.
2. Ginger Coffee. Put a ginger chew in the bottom of your coffee.
3. Pro Piracy advertising campaign.
4. Stroller that can turn in to a foldable chair for adults.
5. Drive in circles around the city.
11/20/13
Cherries on top
1. A magazine that lights up from inside the paper.
2. A Save Bad Art advertising campaign.
3. Magic shoes that turn in to different brand name shoes. Pick the shoe you want online sorta like netflix and your shoes will change in shape, color and style.
4. Pancakes with cherries in them.
5. Hard candy that looks like a mini person.
2. A Save Bad Art advertising campaign.
3. Magic shoes that turn in to different brand name shoes. Pick the shoe you want online sorta like netflix and your shoes will change in shape, color and style.
4. Pancakes with cherries in them.
5. Hard candy that looks like a mini person.
11/19/13
Stay in bed
1. Wake up early. Clean your house.
2. Write notes to everyone on your block telling them that you will do odd jobs for cash.
3. Make a movie about going through your digestive system.
4. Make a talk show set in your living room.
5. Road trip the east coast.
11/18/13
Kid
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Vote for the Drug Budget.
2. Planes that have a smiley face on the front.
3. A company where people work from home on their computers. A person that works for the company comes around and makes sure your computer is working right and make you coffee in the morning.
4. Sticky prank key boards.
5. Wall paper for your house that is pictures of you from when you were a kid.
Vote for the Drug Budget.
2. Planes that have a smiley face on the front.
3. A company where people work from home on their computers. A person that works for the company comes around and makes sure your computer is working right and make you coffee in the morning.
4. Sticky prank key boards.
5. Wall paper for your house that is pictures of you from when you were a kid.
11/17/13
OpenDoor
1. A talk show where the camera goes inside the person being interviewed. The rest of the show takes place inside someones body.
2. Hobo cooking class. Taught by real homeless people with food found on the street.
3. Make boxes next to trash cans for people to put still editable food in. (for people that look in trash for food)
4. Plane skiing. A rope behind the plane attached to a person wearing air skis.
5. Open house birthday. 2 days of open door policy. See who comes.
2. Hobo cooking class. Taught by real homeless people with food found on the street.
3. Make boxes next to trash cans for people to put still editable food in. (for people that look in trash for food)
4. Plane skiing. A rope behind the plane attached to a person wearing air skis.
5. Open house birthday. 2 days of open door policy. See who comes.
11/16/13
Urban Legend
1. Screen at your self in the mirror until you pass out. Tell the story to kids as if it were a ghost inside you instead of hyperventilation.
2. Take all the things you own and put them in a pile in the back yard. Sort through the things you do or don't want. The pile of things you don't want is a burning fire.
3. Make the floor in your house play music when you walk on it like @ the science museum.
4. Wallets with memory card compartments.
5. Upside-down bed. Strap your self in.
2. Take all the things you own and put them in a pile in the back yard. Sort through the things you do or don't want. The pile of things you don't want is a burning fire.
3. Make the floor in your house play music when you walk on it like @ the science museum.
4. Wallets with memory card compartments.
5. Upside-down bed. Strap your self in.
11/15/13
Art
1. A blog where you define what art is. Post a different perspective every week.
2. Make a list of the best artists in the city and how to get a hold of them.
3. Home made popcorn seasoning.
4. Home made flavored oil to pop popcorn with.
5. Cold popcorn with honey on top.
2. Make a list of the best artists in the city and how to get a hold of them.
3. Home made popcorn seasoning.
4. Home made flavored oil to pop popcorn with.
5. Cold popcorn with honey on top.
11/14/13
Sparks
1. Pills that make your skin your favorite color.
2. Pills that change the color of your hair.
3. Cars with a smiley face painted on the front.
4. A kids book for Dr. Bronner's Soap.
5. A candle that turns in to a sparkler at the end.
2. Pills that change the color of your hair.
3. Cars with a smiley face painted on the front.
4. A kids book for Dr. Bronner's Soap.
5. A candle that turns in to a sparkler at the end.
11/13/13
Tap Dance
1. A wireless key board that charges itself from the desk.
2. Phones that charge them selves wirelessly @ night.
3. Liquid chocolate vending machines.
4. Party at my house this friday.
5. Tap dance shoes with speakers to amplify the tap sound.
2. Phones that charge them selves wirelessly @ night.
3. Liquid chocolate vending machines.
4. Party at my house this friday.
5. Tap dance shoes with speakers to amplify the tap sound.
11/12/13
12 Times
1. Offer your services on the internet. Tell people you will go anywhere in the world and take pictures of what ever they want as long as they pay for it.
2. Adderall coffee beans.
3. Water color machines that color your house water.
4. Phones that have a 'random' button. Push to call a random number for free!
5. Captain Underpants the cereal. Little underwear shaped crunchies.
2. Adderall coffee beans.
3. Water color machines that color your house water.
4. Phones that have a 'random' button. Push to call a random number for free!
5. Captain Underpants the cereal. Little underwear shaped crunchies.
11/11/13
Glue.
1. Use kitchen spices for perfume/ cologne.
2. Head phones that are also a invisible bike helmet.
3. Clothing brand computer accessories. Nike Hard drive.
4. Warm milk in a bottle. Open the top and it activates the warming agent in the bottle.
5. Make this:
2. Head phones that are also a invisible bike helmet.
3. Clothing brand computer accessories. Nike Hard drive.
4. Warm milk in a bottle. Open the top and it activates the warming agent in the bottle.
5. Make this:
11/10/13
More movies.
1. A movie where people all sleep walk to the same spot then wake up.
2. A movie about a curious wild bear who stumbles in to an Alaskan town.
3. A movie about 2 roommates who are convinced that gold in under the floor boards.
4. A movie about a little girl who sings so beautifully that people consider her a real angel.
5. A movie about feet that can talk to each other.
2. A movie about a curious wild bear who stumbles in to an Alaskan town.
3. A movie about 2 roommates who are convinced that gold in under the floor boards.
4. A movie about a little girl who sings so beautifully that people consider her a real angel.
5. A movie about feet that can talk to each other.
11/9/13
Weening
1. A cigarette company that has 4 different options for packs. Each option would have a different level of nicotine so you can wean off while still smoking. The 4th pack would be something like candy cigs to quench your oral fixation.
2. Invisible bike helmet.
http://www.travelinggreener.com/cycling/invisible-bike-helmet-from-sweden/
3. A drug that makes you sober instantly.
4. Pants with pockets on only the inside.
5. Shirts made from recycled paper.
2. Invisible bike helmet.
http://www.travelinggreener.com/cycling/invisible-bike-helmet-from-sweden/
3. A drug that makes you sober instantly.
4. Pants with pockets on only the inside.
5. Shirts made from recycled paper.
11/8/13
Ocean
1. Make a bookshelf out of a bed frame.
2. Frame your boss for murder.
3. Hang exposed wire from your door frame to electrocute intruders or yourself.
4. Glasses frame that look like hands making glasses frames.
5. Find an old painting frame a paint it silver with a jar of silver nail polish.
2. Frame your boss for murder.
3. Hang exposed wire from your door frame to electrocute intruders or yourself.
4. Glasses frame that look like hands making glasses frames.
5. Find an old painting frame a paint it silver with a jar of silver nail polish.
11/7/13
Silver.
1. Make a bookshelf out of a bed frame.
2. Frame your boss for murder.
3. Hang exposed wire from your door frame to electrocute intruders or yourself.
4. Glasses frame that look like hands making glasses frames.
5. Find an old painting frame a paint it silver with a jar of silver nail polish.
2. Frame your boss for murder.
3. Hang exposed wire from your door frame to electrocute intruders or yourself.
4. Glasses frame that look like hands making glasses frames.
5. Find an old painting frame a paint it silver with a jar of silver nail polish.
11/6/13
My Poops on Fire.
1. Self installing Christmas lights.
2 Grow your own Christmas tree kit
3 Christmas in November sale event
4 Pine flavored waffles for Christmas.
5 Cat Christmas every nine years because that's how long it would have taken to kill cat Jesus.
http://sendmeonesentence.tumblr.com/
2 Grow your own Christmas tree kit
3 Christmas in November sale event
4 Pine flavored waffles for Christmas.
5 Cat Christmas every nine years because that's how long it would have taken to kill cat Jesus.
http://sendmeonesentence.tumblr.com/
11/5/13
Matt on Matt.
1. Wart cream that make warts bigger.
2. Pants that are marketed to statistically give you a better chance to have sex with people.
3. A talk show where the person being interviewed and the interviewee are the same person.
4. Put a really nummy looking pie in your window sill to make it look like your really calm and nice.
5. Shirt buttons that are filled with little tiny bits of water in case you get extremely thirsty.
Episode One
2. Pants that are marketed to statistically give you a better chance to have sex with people.
3. A talk show where the person being interviewed and the interviewee are the same person.
4. Put a really nummy looking pie in your window sill to make it look like your really calm and nice.
5. Shirt buttons that are filled with little tiny bits of water in case you get extremely thirsty.
11/4/13
Poll Dancer Marathon
1. Have a contest to see who can pole dance the longest.
2. Buttons that say: "I can see out of this button."
Put the button on the back of your head.
3. Joke spoons that shock you when you put them in your mouth.
4. Jurassic Park candy: A amber colored sucker with a mosquito in the middle.
5. Mixed Feelings: A movie about people squishing different foods in their hands while explaining what it feels like in great detail.
2. Buttons that say: "I can see out of this button."
Put the button on the back of your head.
3. Joke spoons that shock you when you put them in your mouth.
4. Jurassic Park candy: A amber colored sucker with a mosquito in the middle.
5. Mixed Feelings: A movie about people squishing different foods in their hands while explaining what it feels like in great detail.
11/3/13
Shoe Lace Bandit
1. Glow in the dark shoe laces.
2. Make a family on your fingers with a marker.
3. Draw backwards to change your handwriting.
4. Dig a hole through your locker at school for a secret hang out area.
5. Make a human sized maze in your city park. Use big objects that were being thrown away from dumpsters around the city.
It can be a awareness campaign to waste less.
2. Make a family on your fingers with a marker.
3. Draw backwards to change your handwriting.
4. Dig a hole through your locker at school for a secret hang out area.
5. Make a human sized maze in your city park. Use big objects that were being thrown away from dumpsters around the city.
It can be a awareness campaign to waste less.
11/2/13
Work Machine
1. Tape string to the floor to make a maze.
2. A staircase made out of glued together marbles.
3. Make two lighting schemes for your office. One for the night, one for the day.
4. All metal french press for heavily used kitchens.
5. Open a breakfast place that is legally managed by a dog.
2. A staircase made out of glued together marbles.
3. Make two lighting schemes for your office. One for the night, one for the day.
4. All metal french press for heavily used kitchens.
5. Open a breakfast place that is legally managed by a dog.
11/1/13
Wet Whistle
1. Open a Hostel on a train.
2. Glass Forks
3. Sandpaper rolling paper.
4. Pretend you are in space underwater.
5. Lay upside down on your couch and pretend to walk on the ceiling.
2. Glass Forks
3. Sandpaper rolling paper.
4. Pretend you are in space underwater.
5. Lay upside down on your couch and pretend to walk on the ceiling.
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