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1/15/16

1-6

1. Glow in the dark tattoos of all the acupuncture points for acupuncture teachers to better teach.

2. A contest to see who can create the best new language.

3. Mini ant farm earrings.

4. Clear doored fridges

6. Plastic surgery plugs to charge your phone off your bodies energy.

1/14/16

SOMEBODY

1. Pop cans that look like mini Totem Poles.
2. Fold out bread slices
3. Spiky plate to make it difficult to eat from.
4. Arm pit Deodorant Stickers
5. Tea coated cup interior

1/13/16

Hungry Wolf Grrrrrrr.

1. Couzcouz mash waffles.

2. Action figure casts to make action figures out of used candles.

3. Lubricated pencils to make it harder to write with.

4. Poop strainer to get out lost keys and such (ewwww)

5. Tattoo eyes on the top of your butt.

1/12/16

Wood fight

1. Surgically implanted cameras to forehead.
2. Wood socks.
3. Hats made from cork board to pin messages on.
4. A liquid you can buy to melt your trash in to small disks.
5. Tattoos on fruit for practice?

1/8/16

And all it's glory!!! :)

1. Injections to make your veins glow different glorious colors.

2. Double decker plates for when your SUPER HUNGRY.

3. Stinky laundry soap to make ur clothes all stanky.

4. MN Born and Bread - Bread Company

5. Sticky pieces for your eye lids to keep your eyes open when your tired.

1/7/16

Soon O' clock

1. Glow in the dark thread for sewing

2. Blue Cheetos (registered trade mark blue cheese cheetos)

3. Electric heated PJS

4. Gold coated apples fro billionaires.

5. Live goldfish bracelet.

1/6/16

Please Send Me More Soul

1. Candy Crush Soda caps that you crush to add flavor (like camel crush cigarettes)

2. Dirt flavored soda.

3. Pencils that are also Flutes

4. Oat Paste in packages like Go-Gurt.

5. Mini bobbling hula girls to mount on your bike handle bars.

1/5/16

Please Please Please Please

1. Fire wood spray that makes you're wood burn in different colors.

2. Glow in the dark car bumpers.

3. Hover balloons that only go up like 10 ft.

4. Gloves that make your hands look like real feet.

5. Little circular stickers that heat up each one of your toes or fingers.

1/4/16

Bike Breaks

1. Bike breaks that screech @ different tones so you can play music with them.

2.  Four year whistling school

3. Zip line transportation from the top of telephone poles.

4. Green colored car wheels.

5. Glow in the dark sleds for night time sledding.


1/3/16

Love Bullets

1. Love Bullets made form dead peoples wedding rings.

2. Sand Paper Coated Pens. For Traction.

3. A service that sends your dead body in to space.

4. Crotch cooker bags to warm your food with out getting it all gross.

5. Indoor apple tree kits. ( like christmas trees )

1/2/16

Free Candy FOR ALL!!!

1. Costumes/ outfits for deer (for hunters who shoot deer with tranquilizer darts then dress them up to wake up a more pretty deer) 

2. Fill boat hulls with cream to make butter while sailing.

3. Body mutilation to make your butt hole look like a rose.

4. Glow in the dark cake icing.

5. Attach a hot air balloon to the top of your car for extra seating.

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