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12/28/12

SICK SERVICE

1. A delivery service for sick people. On the menu: cozy blankets, Pho, Canned soup, House cleaning, lemons and vitamin C...

2. A service that offered you a bed to lay in while you were sick. The bed would be in the back of a limo with big windows so you could see the world while just laying in bed sick watching TV.

3. A robot secretary that answers your cell phone then transfers the call to you.

4. T-Shirts with a napkin sewed to the sleeve so you can wipe your nose.

5. a law that states that weed is only legal when you are home sick.

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