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9/25/11

Two Dogs, Three Cats, and One Chickens

1.  Get all of your friends and convince them to sign a lease to live in a house with you.  Five or more friends at best.  From the get-go, try to start a business.  If anything comes of it, seize that thing and do it for the rest of your life.

2.  Walk into a college book store and see if you can buy a pig used for dissection.  Hold a dissection workshop in the kitchen of your apartment.  See if anyone learned anything.

3.  Go to Brewed CafĂ© on Wednesday and tip your barista $5 so she can ride the bus home.

4.  See whatever you can do to change the color of you poop.  Take pictures every day and then print them out.  Arrange the pictures from lightest to darkest.

5.  Every time you see an abandoned building, try to go in it.  Take everything that is small enough to fit in a pocket and take it.  Go home and cover every object in clear epoxy.  Drill a hole in top and make a necklace out of each object.  Take a photo of people wearing the necklaces in their homes.

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