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8/31/11

FIVE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY

1.  For roommate, son, or daughter (someone turning 21 that you live with).  Buy 21 different types of beers place them in a line outside their door so when they wake up they find it.

2.  Film yourself masturbate every time you do, upload it and make people pay to view. You don't have to film your face.

3.  Buy cool clothes from thrift store or bulk clothes from an outlet store.  Screen print on what you bought, people will get a one of a kind clothing item.

4. Print all your Facebook pictures and make a book of them, give them to all your friends or keep it for your self.

5. Dance until you feel you have sweated out all the toxins in your body.

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