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8/23/11

Boobs and Back to Normal.

1. Pick random location. Two people race to that place while filming the way they do it. The travelers will not be allowed. The better footage you get the better the show will be, reward travelers for getting more hits on the YouTube counter tally.

2. Buy a house with the intent to rent it to people. Put tunnels big enough for tame trained squirrels to get through in the walls. Let your trained squirrels run through the walls until the people get freaked out and leave. Keep their security deposit and repeat.

3. Get a house. When people come to stay over, feed them and clothe them. Ask them to make up a chore and complete it everyday. Ask nothing else of them.

4. Save a bunch of big bottles of water, seeds, and canned food in your basement for when something bad happens. Sell stock in the future business.

5. Buy walky talkies for all your friends, use them when ever you wanna do something. "I am going to the Nook, anyone wanna come?, over".

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