1. Attach a pirate flag to your car/ bike.
2. Buy tickets to Hawaii one year in advance so when the time comes you have to go.
3. Make foot print stencils then paint them in a circle around one big city block.
4. Post a sign on your front door that says "Please Use Back Door" then on the back door post a sign that says "Please Use Front Door."
5. Put on a red polo shirt with khaki pants and go pretend you work at target. Give out really weird information and advice that employees would never do.