1. Paint race START lines at all the on-ramp stop lights to highways.
2. Wear a pin or shirt that says "I love" or "i fu**ed." When people ask you who you are for halloween say that your their mom.
3. Make a remote control robot with walky talky voice capabilities and send it as your halloween costume. This is not only a good costume, but also a good way to get candy even when your old.
4. Dig a grave in your yard with a grave stone. Fill the hole with candy for trick or treaters. Dress as a zombie and hide under the candy.
5. Throw long lasting smoke bombs in all the street drains in your neighborhood on halloween night to make your neighborhood more scary.