1. Water filled coat.
2. E-Cig/ Pen combo
3. A experiment that can measure creative out put.
4. Printable weapons on 3D printer.
5. World wide game of Drone Tag.
5/7/14
5/4/14
Music Time
1. Surgery that makes your body in to secret speakers with a AUX output on your elbow.
2. Tooth pick that can re sharpen itself.
3. Tooth brush with tooth past inside handle like those soap/ sponge things.
4. Wolf day. Where the zoo lets 40 wild wolves out in to the city.
5. Store that sells the option to be a licensed wizard.
2. Tooth pick that can re sharpen itself.
3. Tooth brush with tooth past inside handle like those soap/ sponge things.
4. Wolf day. Where the zoo lets 40 wild wolves out in to the city.
5. Store that sells the option to be a licensed wizard.
5/3/14
Five More
1. Bike with camp stove built in.
2. Bike frame piggy bank.
3. Bike race through mall of america
4. Work out equipment in your shower.
5. A furnace that is powered by human shit.
2. Bike frame piggy bank.
3. Bike race through mall of america
4. Work out equipment in your shower.
5. A furnace that is powered by human shit.
5/2/14
Pigeon Weapon
1. Strap Bomb to carrier pigeon.
2. Make a pancake float @ may day.
3. Teach your dog to sit on a stool.
4. Rolling paper that tastes like asian food.
5. Neon color dyed weed.
2. Make a pancake float @ may day.
3. Teach your dog to sit on a stool.
4. Rolling paper that tastes like asian food.
5. Neon color dyed weed.
5/1/14
Doggy Rain Coat
1. Popcorn flavored with orange.
2. Hole punch for cheese to get size to stuff olives.
3. Blue Lemons.
4. Work day at your house.
5. Dog rain coats.
2. Hole punch for cheese to get size to stuff olives.
3. Blue Lemons.
4. Work day at your house.
5. Dog rain coats.
4/30/14
Juice
1. A computer that dispenses calming drugs when it is not working correctly.
2. Pre bottled melted butter mixed with cinnamon and sugar.
3. Free yoga center.
4. Industrial water heaters for all houses in neighborhood.
5. Juice pipe line.
2. Pre bottled melted butter mixed with cinnamon and sugar.
3. Free yoga center.
4. Industrial water heaters for all houses in neighborhood.
5. Juice pipe line.
4/29/14
Rob KS
1. hummus flavored with white wine
2. stage a protest of bad movies until and good movie comes out and then break the strike to go see that movie
3. a pill you drop in a dog dish that helps the dog hydrate
4. cook a chicken legs and preserve it in a jar of honey
5. teach your dog to eat cheeseburgers like a gentleman
4/28/14
Rob KS
1. yoga room that smells powerfully of fresh basil
2. water your plants daily with a spray bottle
3. dye your ketchup black with squid ink
4. refer to all the guys you know as "cat" and all the women you know as "dawg"
5. brainstorm all the synonyms for "goofy" and see if you can think of more than merriam websters. if you can, don't forget to brag about it
4/27/14
Robks.com
1. Pepsi flavored doritos
2. compost shoot out your apartment window into a bin that gets picked up every week
3. bed sheet sized post-it
4. instructional manual on how to write well that you have to write your self
5. make a hand written copy of every expense you incur for one month
4/22/14
Boat Toast
1. Ice cubes with little pickles in them.
2. Hair extension brand called Medusas Stone.
3. A checkers game that has little smiley faces for pieces.
4. Tightropes from sky scraper to sky scraper for daring people to go to meetings.
5. Add a word to the dictionary. Make it a life long goal.
2. Hair extension brand called Medusas Stone.
3. A checkers game that has little smiley faces for pieces.
4. Tightropes from sky scraper to sky scraper for daring people to go to meetings.
5. Add a word to the dictionary. Make it a life long goal.
Popcorn Path
1. Turn something you love in to an addiction that can be used as self depreciation.
2. Make everything around you stop in mid motion to see what it looks like when it is still.
3. Review the past often but always keep going.
4. Push in a direction that is most inline with your view of the world.
5. Take in to account the wisdom of others.
2. Make everything around you stop in mid motion to see what it looks like when it is still.
3. Review the past often but always keep going.
4. Push in a direction that is most inline with your view of the world.
5. Take in to account the wisdom of others.
4/21/14
Crate Fort
1. Heat/ water proof speakers for saunas.
2. Extendable laundry poles for apt windows.
3. Milk crate fort.
4. Rubber topped desk for computer mouse.
5. GPS chips implanted in hikers.
2. Extendable laundry poles for apt windows.
3. Milk crate fort.
4. Rubber topped desk for computer mouse.
5. GPS chips implanted in hikers.
4/19/14
Dance captain
1. Water filled couch.
2. Shower rug that is living moss.
3. Thick bike tire that is also the tube.
4. N64 remake that comes with all the games on it.
5. Zip off shorts that you can buy different length extensions for.
4/17/14
Rope candy
1. A generator that is placed in your throat to generate energy from your breath that charges your phone.
2. Myna bird to answer the phones for corporations because they would do another job.
3. Clementines that are small are even smaller called poppers/
4. A electric book that highlights the portion that you are currently reading.
5. Packs of hand roller cigarettes.
2. Myna bird to answer the phones for corporations because they would do another job.
3. Clementines that are small are even smaller called poppers/
4. A electric book that highlights the portion that you are currently reading.
5. Packs of hand roller cigarettes.
4/13/14
4/2/14
Smiledeas
1. Edible remote control sea plane made out of tacos with hot dogs for landing gear.
2. Paint that makes your wall a white board.
3. Exploding condoms... uhh ohhh!
4. Water balloons filled with wine.
5. DIY scientific study about what happens to semen over time after it leaves the body.
2. Paint that makes your wall a white board.
3. Exploding condoms... uhh ohhh!
4. Water balloons filled with wine.
5. DIY scientific study about what happens to semen over time after it leaves the body.
4/1/14
April Fools!
1. Make a fake post on Craigslist offering 54 free goats with your friends number
2. Put googly eyes on all the food in the fridge.
3. Order a pizza for your roommate before you get home. Ask him to get it from the door. Wait at the door for the pizza guy to come without him knowing. Convince him to let you put a pair of panties on top of the pizza. Let the delivery guy deliver the pizza to your friend.
4. Glue peoples shoes to the shoe matt.
5. Replace peoples laundry with a thanksgiving dinner before they switch the load.
3/31/14
Boing
1. Make a million rap videos with photobooth on ur computer.
2. Tattoos that fade after 3 years.
3. Napkins that suck the muck off you.
4. Hot sauce mixed with jam.
5. Dirt flavored drinks.
3/30/14
Ant beard
1. Cover face in honey, where your beard should be. Add many ants. Go buy something from a gas station nonchalantly with your ant beard.
2. Hanging bed with pully to a just hight.
3. Hot tub in the back seat of your car.
4. Floating hooka for pool use.
5. Graffiti a helicopter landing circle in the middle of the highway.
3/29/14
Dog Park Tunnel
1. A farm that grows only all the ingredients used in pizza.
2. Dog Park Tunnel. A tunnel through the neighborhood for dogs to walk them selves.
3. Shirts that can rearrange themselves in to pants.
4. Permanent marker that changes colors over time.
5. Flavored fake thumb nails for avid thumb suckers.
2. Dog Park Tunnel. A tunnel through the neighborhood for dogs to walk them selves.
3. Shirts that can rearrange themselves in to pants.
4. Permanent marker that changes colors over time.
5. Flavored fake thumb nails for avid thumb suckers.
3/25/14
MySpace
1. Window clings that look like a person is looking out.
2. Computers that have emotions and don't work properly some days.
3. A movie about a robot Buddha reincarnating as a Robot.
4. Fish Sauce candy.
5. Myspace five ideas a day page.
2. Computers that have emotions and don't work properly some days.
3. A movie about a robot Buddha reincarnating as a Robot.
4. Fish Sauce candy.
5. Myspace five ideas a day page.
3/24/14
Doggy Dates
1. A table that has an invisible electric border around it so nothing can fall off.
2. Websites that look and claim to be from another planet.
3. Aquarium floors.
4. Doggydates.com where your dog can find a buddy based on their interests (like ok cupid)
5. Warming keypads for cold days.
2. Websites that look and claim to be from another planet.
3. Aquarium floors.
4. Doggydates.com where your dog can find a buddy based on their interests (like ok cupid)
5. Warming keypads for cold days.
3/23/14
Boost Likes
1. Boost your facebook page likes by paying facebook.
2. Boost your likes for cheaper than by paying facebook by going to https://boostlikes.com.
3. Convince your friends to like your FB page by going to their house and leaving a note on their door.
4. Trade linkage for your blog with another blogger.
5. Make a blog that claims to be written only by fish and dolphins.
2. Boost your likes for cheaper than by paying facebook by going to https://boostlikes.com.
3. Convince your friends to like your FB page by going to their house and leaving a note on their door.
4. Trade linkage for your blog with another blogger.
5. Make a blog that claims to be written only by fish and dolphins.
3/22/14
Wart Juice
1. Cut off peoples warts then grind them in to a nasty drink to cure warts.
2. Grasshopper Muscle Juice. Dry then grind up grass hoppers to make get a bunch of protein in one drink.
3. Put a trail cam on your front door to get a picture of everyone who has ever been to your house.
4. Live streaming cam in your living room. Write WARNING HIDDEN CAMERA on the wall.
5. Stand 1 mile in front of a police speed trap with a sign that says 'Speed Trap Ahead."
2. Grasshopper Muscle Juice. Dry then grind up grass hoppers to make get a bunch of protein in one drink.
3. Put a trail cam on your front door to get a picture of everyone who has ever been to your house.
4. Live streaming cam in your living room. Write WARNING HIDDEN CAMERA on the wall.
5. Stand 1 mile in front of a police speed trap with a sign that says 'Speed Trap Ahead."
3/21/14
More Captain
1. Rent a car. Pick people up from the bus stop bring them where they need to go.
2. Bike wheel/ fish tank.
3. Nice Ride movie night while biking.
4. Feather clothing.
5. Paper made from plastic to be water proof.
2. Bike wheel/ fish tank.
3. Nice Ride movie night while biking.
4. Feather clothing.
5. Paper made from plastic to be water proof.
3/19/14
PMFR
1. Organic Edible Insect Farming (Sell grasshoppers to co-ops)
2. Spherical In-kitchen Edible Micro-Biomes with edible moss, fungus, and uniramians
3. Bill that requires all outdoor lights in city must be on a <20 areas="" be="" city="" etc="" in="" light="" lit="" minute="" motion-detector="" movement="" of="" only="" pollution="" recent="" reducing="" span="" streets="" would="">
4. Work a spaceport loading spacecraft and get interplanetary non-rev seats
5. USA-Euro-Chinese-Russian space alliance, communal effort on 2020 ISS replacement low Earth orbit spacestation project + manned Mars/moons of Saturn missions
By PMFR
2. Spherical In-kitchen Edible Micro-Biomes with edible moss, fungus, and uniramians
3. Bill that requires all outdoor lights in city must be on a <20 areas="" be="" city="" etc="" in="" light="" lit="" minute="" motion-detector="" movement="" of="" only="" pollution="" recent="" reducing="" span="" streets="" would="">
4. Work a spaceport loading spacecraft and get interplanetary non-rev seats
5. USA-Euro-Chinese-Russian space alliance, communal effort on 2020 ISS replacement low Earth orbit spacestation project + manned Mars/moons of Saturn missions
By PMFR
3/18/14
Post Party
1. Mac & Cheese Omelettes
2. Tea Party Bubble Bath
3. Clothes and Costumes made from candy
4. Color dye for the whites of your eyes
5. A tube from cat’s butts to dog’s mouth
3/17/14
Mr PR
1. Special battle zones on the side of the highway where angry drivers can safely pull over and violently settle disputes.
2. Specially colored light on tops of cars that indicates you'd like to pull over immediately for battle.
3. Genetically engineered homegrown edible mosses. Everyone wants to eat moss, we just need to invent some tasty edible strains.
4. Automatic nacho feeding machine with head harness and throttle.
5. Supplement that counteracts anti-diuretic hormone suppression in alcohol (so you don't have to pee constantly while drunk)/supplement that counteracts marijuana induced memory-loss
2. Specially colored light on tops of cars that indicates you'd like to pull over immediately for battle.
3. Genetically engineered homegrown edible mosses. Everyone wants to eat moss, we just need to invent some tasty edible strains.
4. Automatic nacho feeding machine with head harness and throttle.
5. Supplement that counteracts anti-diuretic hormone suppression in alcohol (so you don't have to pee constantly while drunk)/supplement that counteracts marijuana induced memory-loss
3/16/14
THE OCEAN IS IMPORTANT.
1. Ocean stock. Invest in the ocean because it is really super valuable.
2. A realtime statistic website that shows how many fish and animals are still alive in the ocean.
3. Ocean day (national holiday)
4. A group of people that kill other people that mess up the environment.
5. Make a house that can float safely in the ocean for ever.
2. A realtime statistic website that shows how many fish and animals are still alive in the ocean.
3. Ocean day (national holiday)
4. A group of people that kill other people that mess up the environment.
5. Make a house that can float safely in the ocean for ever.
3/15/14
Toe removal.
1. Watermelon hat.
2. Get a creditcard and use the money to start a company.
3. Go to another country with your mad video skills. Film a video. Send it to the viral gods.
4, Hairbrush that applies sexy vitamins to your hair.
5. Lazar toe removal.
2. Get a creditcard and use the money to start a company.
3. Go to another country with your mad video skills. Film a video. Send it to the viral gods.
4, Hairbrush that applies sexy vitamins to your hair.
5. Lazar toe removal.
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