1. Put fungus in a little tube so when it breaks it starts a little baby life form. Make it be able to last extremely long time. Shoot 1 billion of the tubes in different directions in to space. Maybe a few will someday land on a planet that can support life. You may be the creator of a life form on some other planet billions of year in the future.
2. Put one of those tube things they have at the bank in the ocean that will span from to USA to a drug farm in another country. Shoot tubes full of illegal drugs to the US with no one knowing.
3. Make a newspaper but the writers are submit articles from an open source like Wikipedia does. Print the paper and distribute peoples articles all over. Anyone can submit articles.
4. Make a band with your family. Mom, Dad, Brother Sister.
5. Make a Improvisation group called ' If your going to play deaf don't stop listening. '
11/16/11
11/15/11
11/14/11
Travel Documenting
1.MOVIES
POINTING AT THE MOON
POINTING AT THE MOON
do something crazy like canoeing the Mississippi... film it make it a movie or TV show.
2. MOVIES
Desert of the Black Cross
Desert of the Black Cross
Go on a road trip, film it, make it in to a movie.
3. MOVIES
MUSTACHE TRAVELERS
MUSTACHE TRAVELERS
Bike across the country, film it, make episodes about it.
4. ART SHOW
Instead of making movies you could do an Art Show! Go on a trip, save everything you used on the trip and put it together in an art show.
5. MAPS
When you travel mart where you went on a map. When your done with the trip you can hang it on your wall. Use different colors for different types of transportation. Make little dots with dates where you slept. You could even frame it!
example 1 example 2
Instead of making movies you could do an Art Show! Go on a trip, save everything you used on the trip and put it together in an art show.
5. MAPS
When you travel mart where you went on a map. When your done with the trip you can hang it on your wall. Use different colors for different types of transportation. Make little dots with dates where you slept. You could even frame it!
example 1 example 2
11/11/11
THE DESERT OF THE BLACK CROSS (art show)
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2.
Aaron Colantti and Rob K-S, Tent + Stove
2011, tent, stove, basil plant
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Aaron Colantti and Rob K-S, ZEAL!
2011, screen-printed paper, fabric
4.
Aaron Colantti and Rob K-S, Buttons
2011 regular pens, button machine
5.
Aaron Colantti and Rob K-S, PICTURES
Disposable Camera, Spray Paint on wall
11/10/11
COOL BADGE
1. Have a band play 'I'm Sticking With You' by the velvet underground at your wedding.
2. Tattoo rings when you get married.
3. Make chair lifts in the city instead of buses.
4. Hang a chalk board on a telephone pole. Put chalk for people to use with it. Community chalk board!
5. Start making and handing out cool badges for people that do nice things for you.
2. Tattoo rings when you get married.
3. Make chair lifts in the city instead of buses.
4. Hang a chalk board on a telephone pole. Put chalk for people to use with it. Community chalk board!
5. Start making and handing out cool badges for people that do nice things for you.
11/9/11
Bake your enemy a cake.
1. On valentines day, leave roses all over for the one you love to find. In their car, on the bathroom sink, at their office. You can even pay people like the man at the gas station to give her roses while she makes her way to work or back home.
2. School that travels around the world. Travel to the place that the things their learning happened. The class sizes are small enough to all fit on a travel bus.
3. Paint the ceiling in your room like a sunny day.
4. When doing something illegal in your car put a Pizza Delivery sign on your roof. If you get caught tell them to call the pizza place for an alibi. The number should lead to your accomplice.
5. Bake a cake for your enemy, take a picture of you peeing in the cake batter, bake the picture in to the cake. Give it to him or her with out them knowing it was from you.
2. School that travels around the world. Travel to the place that the things their learning happened. The class sizes are small enough to all fit on a travel bus.
3. Paint the ceiling in your room like a sunny day.
4. When doing something illegal in your car put a Pizza Delivery sign on your roof. If you get caught tell them to call the pizza place for an alibi. The number should lead to your accomplice.
5. Bake a cake for your enemy, take a picture of you peeing in the cake batter, bake the picture in to the cake. Give it to him or her with out them knowing it was from you.
11/8/11
EJECTION SEAT.
1. Peel a banana backwards.
2. Listen to a different genre of music at work every day of the week.
3. Paint a little button on the inside of your car next to your stereo that says EJECTION SEAT.
4. Lend your dog to your friend and borrow his dog for a week.
5. Literally walk in another persons shoes for a week.
2. Listen to a different genre of music at work every day of the week.
3. Paint a little button on the inside of your car next to your stereo that says EJECTION SEAT.
4. Lend your dog to your friend and borrow his dog for a week.
5. Literally walk in another persons shoes for a week.
11/7/11
FIVE IDEA FACTORY DESIGNS
1. Shirt Idea
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2. Shirt 2 Idea
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3. Original Logo Idea
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10/28/11
STORE
1. Put all your change in to a big tube. Nail the tube in the corner of your room.
2. Send your self to boarding school.
3. Fill your backpack up with 30 books. Fly to a random place in the world. Dont come back until you read all the books.
4. Build your house three stories underground
5. Put rain barrels in your yard to catch the rain, under the rain spouts. Use the water for watering your garden.
2. Send your self to boarding school.
3. Fill your backpack up with 30 books. Fly to a random place in the world. Dont come back until you read all the books.
4. Build your house three stories underground
5. Put rain barrels in your yard to catch the rain, under the rain spouts. Use the water for watering your garden.
10/27/11
Puppies!
1. This movie is an idea:
2. Re-make the maps they have in tourist areas. Make it mostly the same except add things like ''Alien Headquarters'' or ''shark pit.'' Replace their map with your map.
3. Put ads on Craigslist in animal for sale area. Say your selling a made up creature like Pheonix, Unicorn, or Cagtorp
4. Create National Everybody Hums at 5:00 pm day.
5. For a Halloween costume take a bath in lotion don't wash it off.
10/26/11
BANG
1. Get your friends to give you assignments about what they know best. Create your own school.
2. Pour paint in to a super soaker. Make art.
3. Wrap someone's car in saran wrap so they cant open the doors.
4. Put a little tube by your bed that goes out your window so you can pee in to the tube in the middle of the night with out getting out of bed.
5. Make a alternative medicine hospital. Natural pharmacy and all different types of alternative medicine specialists. You have your main doctor run tests then recommend you go to one of many different alternative medical doctors in the building.
2. Pour paint in to a super soaker. Make art.
3. Wrap someone's car in saran wrap so they cant open the doors.
4. Put a little tube by your bed that goes out your window so you can pee in to the tube in the middle of the night with out getting out of bed.
5. Make a alternative medicine hospital. Natural pharmacy and all different types of alternative medicine specialists. You have your main doctor run tests then recommend you go to one of many different alternative medical doctors in the building.
10/25/11
MOVIE BRAIN thunderSTORM
1. Main character buys a lottery ticket. They then do some sort of hallucinogen. Wins the lottery while on drugs but can't completely understand it. Ends up lighting the ticket on fire. Or at least trying
2. Take all footage/ pictures of cute loving periods in all your past relationships compile and save them. Then make a point to get more in all future relationships. Compile it in to a documentary called "Finding the Right _____".
3. People are camping in the woods. One person checks their phone to find the news that the closest major cities has become all zombies. They have to create safety in the woods. Zombies start to attack.
4. Guy looses his dog. Goes looking for it and finds a girl. They fall in love while look for the dog. They decide to get married. Right as they do the dog comes up to them.
5. Hobo teaches someone magic.
(I will film one of these. I will post the video as an idea on this site before dec. 23rd 2011 @ 10:00pm)
2. Take all footage/ pictures of cute loving periods in all your past relationships compile and save them. Then make a point to get more in all future relationships. Compile it in to a documentary called "Finding the Right _____".
3. People are camping in the woods. One person checks their phone to find the news that the closest major cities has become all zombies. They have to create safety in the woods. Zombies start to attack.
4. Guy looses his dog. Goes looking for it and finds a girl. They fall in love while look for the dog. They decide to get married. Right as they do the dog comes up to them.
5. Hobo teaches someone magic.
(I will film one of these. I will post the video as an idea on this site before dec. 23rd 2011 @ 10:00pm)
10/24/11
Remote Control Dog
1. Construct a fishing pole to dangle in front of dogs face using a harness system (3 ft. out). Create a remote control electrical device to move pole left to right just slightly. Hang a steak from the fishing line.
2. Paint a pretty, colorful picture on the sidewalk way out in the middle of nowhere.
3. Tattoo 'NO SMOKING' closest to your thumb on your pointer finger.
4. Audition for as many plays as you possibly can, even if you know you wont get in. Film yourself being rejected and/or scan all of the rejection letters that you receive. If you don't ever get into a play, you would at least have a bunch of stuff to display.
5. Break up a bar fight with a pool Que.
2. Paint a pretty, colorful picture on the sidewalk way out in the middle of nowhere.
3. Tattoo 'NO SMOKING' closest to your thumb on your pointer finger.
4. Audition for as many plays as you possibly can, even if you know you wont get in. Film yourself being rejected and/or scan all of the rejection letters that you receive. If you don't ever get into a play, you would at least have a bunch of stuff to display.
5. Break up a bar fight with a pool Que.
10/23/11
Doo Dads
1. Tell everyone that you come in contact with that you are broke but don't ask for any money. Keep a journal to see what comes your way.
2. Knock on every door of every house in your neighborhood and ask them if there is anything that they need. See if you can get it for them.
3. Spend one week saying "Please","Thank You", and "You're Welcome." Then spend the next week avoiding those words. Then go back to using the words the next week. Stop when someone comments on it.
4. Go around and ask all of your friends what their top five foods they most commonly eat are. Do this with over one hundred people. Start making the top food out of your kitchen and then sell it to all of your friends.
5. Whenever you feel like you need a break, make a physical note of it. If you do not take a break at that moment, make sure to take the break later. You may accumulate breaks.
2. Knock on every door of every house in your neighborhood and ask them if there is anything that they need. See if you can get it for them.
3. Spend one week saying "Please","Thank You", and "You're Welcome." Then spend the next week avoiding those words. Then go back to using the words the next week. Stop when someone comments on it.
4. Go around and ask all of your friends what their top five foods they most commonly eat are. Do this with over one hundred people. Start making the top food out of your kitchen and then sell it to all of your friends.
5. Whenever you feel like you need a break, make a physical note of it. If you do not take a break at that moment, make sure to take the break later. You may accumulate breaks.
10/21/11
DRUNK ZOMBIES
1. When you find out the sex of your baby tell the doctor to write it on a piece of paper. Do not read the note. Bring it to a bakery and give it to them. Tell them to see if your baby will be a boy or girl. If it is a boy make the filling blue, and if it is a girl make the filling pink.
2. Spend half of all the money you make on learning things. Do this even if you generally learn things for free.
3. Propose marriage in a bubble bath. This way, when they come it you can pull the ring out from under the bubbles.
4. Tattoo rings for marriage.
5. If you ever find yourself making a zombie movie. Get the zombie actors dangerously drunk before all filming for ultimate acting.
4. Tattoo rings for marriage.
5. If you ever find yourself making a zombie movie. Get the zombie actors dangerously drunk before all filming for ultimate acting.
10/20/11
NAKED ROBBERS
1. While driving set your cruise control and start climbing out the car window. Tell the passenger to steer. Climb on the hood of the car.
2. Listen to different parts of the music every time you hear the song. First listen to the drums, then the singing. Try to listen to the song in as many different ways as possible. If you like doing this, begin record all the different ways you can listen to the songs you like in a journal
3. Have a protest about the dirty dishes in the kitchen. Film it, and submit it as a news story.
4. Film a tree growing for its whole life. Buy a dedicated server and wirelessly upload all of the footage to that server. Find a gallery that will display it in real time. Or upload it in parts in youtube.com.
5. Paint the ceiling in your room.
2. Listen to different parts of the music every time you hear the song. First listen to the drums, then the singing. Try to listen to the song in as many different ways as possible. If you like doing this, begin record all the different ways you can listen to the songs you like in a journal
3. Have a protest about the dirty dishes in the kitchen. Film it, and submit it as a news story.
4. Film a tree growing for its whole life. Buy a dedicated server and wirelessly upload all of the footage to that server. Find a gallery that will display it in real time. Or upload it in parts in youtube.com.
5. Paint the ceiling in your room.
10/19/11
Magic IS REAL
1. Go to somewhere small where there are no big cities. Get a place to live and start convincing the people there that you can do magic. Eventually you can become their king and start a cult!
2. Make your own currency and trade it for US money.
3. Put foot straps on the roof of your car and have friends ride it like a snowboard.
4. Keep writing, you might be on a roll!
5. Eat a worm. Then try to tell the story about it to someone. Try to not stop talking for fifteen minutes.
2. Make your own currency and trade it for US money.
3. Put foot straps on the roof of your car and have friends ride it like a snowboard.
4. Keep writing, you might be on a roll!
5. Eat a worm. Then try to tell the story about it to someone. Try to not stop talking for fifteen minutes.
10/18/11
Pirate Car
1. Attach a pirate flag to your car/ bike.
2. Buy tickets to Hawaii one year in advance so when the time comes you have to go.
3. Make foot print stencils then paint them in a circle around one big city block.
4. Post a sign on your front door that says "Please Use Back Door" then on the back door post a sign that says "Please Use Front Door."
5. Put on a red polo shirt with khaki pants and go pretend you work at target. Give out really weird information and advice that employees would never do.
2. Buy tickets to Hawaii one year in advance so when the time comes you have to go.
3. Make foot print stencils then paint them in a circle around one big city block.
4. Post a sign on your front door that says "Please Use Back Door" then on the back door post a sign that says "Please Use Front Door."
5. Put on a red polo shirt with khaki pants and go pretend you work at target. Give out really weird information and advice that employees would never do.
10/17/11
Books
1. Save up enough money to rent an apartment for one year in a different city than you live in now. When you have the money, pack 170 books, two pairs of clothing, and enough mac and cheese and tuna to last the year. Read all the books before you return home.
2. Hide stuff under your floor boards.
3. Do something every morning that you don't tell anyone about.
4. Call an old friend. Ask them what they have done in the past week.
5. Search "Tall Glass Of Milk" on Google.
2. Hide stuff under your floor boards.
3. Do something every morning that you don't tell anyone about.
4. Call an old friend. Ask them what they have done in the past week.
5. Search "Tall Glass Of Milk" on Google.
10/16/11
Make Pretend
1. Submit every short film you have ever made into the same festival every year regardless of the rules.
2. Every day before you eat breakfast, do five of one thing first. I could be pages of a book read, dollars counted, drawings made, dishes done, or whatever you like doing most.
3. Tell every person you meet about the thing you like the most. Eventually when ever people see that thing apart from you in the world, they will think of you. Then if there is an opportunity
4. Eat at the same restaurant everyday for two months and see if it they start giving you free stuff.
5. Pretend that everyone wants you around everyday.
2. Every day before you eat breakfast, do five of one thing first. I could be pages of a book read, dollars counted, drawings made, dishes done, or whatever you like doing most.
3. Tell every person you meet about the thing you like the most. Eventually when ever people see that thing apart from you in the world, they will think of you. Then if there is an opportunity
4. Eat at the same restaurant everyday for two months and see if it they start giving you free stuff.
5. Pretend that everyone wants you around everyday.
10/14/11
Halloween 2
1. Make a private Halloween neighborhood. Get a small neighborhood. Charge people to get in. The houses would all have good candy and the whole neighborhood is spooky.
2. Trick or treat with no costume and every-time you go to people's doors just text people on your phone. If people ask you what you are say "occupied."
3. Send a mass facebook message encouraging people to switch their profile picture to them wearing their costume on halloween.
4. Paint your self green and wear a santa outfit. Carry a christmas tree around.
5. Instead of candy, give out zip lock bags full of straight sugar.
2. Trick or treat with no costume and every-time you go to people's doors just text people on your phone. If people ask you what you are say "occupied."
3. Send a mass facebook message encouraging people to switch their profile picture to them wearing their costume on halloween.
4. Paint your self green and wear a santa outfit. Carry a christmas tree around.
5. Instead of candy, give out zip lock bags full of straight sugar.
10/13/11
HALLOWEEN
1. Paint race START lines at all the on-ramp stop lights to highways.
2. Wear a pin or shirt that says "I love" or "i fu**ed." When people ask you who you are for halloween say that your their mom.
3. Make a remote control robot with walky talky voice capabilities and send it as your halloween costume. This is not only a good costume, but also a good way to get candy even when your old.
4. Dig a grave in your yard with a grave stone. Fill the hole with candy for trick or treaters. Dress as a zombie and hide under the candy.
5. Throw long lasting smoke bombs in all the street drains in your neighborhood on halloween night to make your neighborhood more scary.
2. Wear a pin or shirt that says "I love" or "i fu**ed." When people ask you who you are for halloween say that your their mom.
3. Make a remote control robot with walky talky voice capabilities and send it as your halloween costume. This is not only a good costume, but also a good way to get candy even when your old.
4. Dig a grave in your yard with a grave stone. Fill the hole with candy for trick or treaters. Dress as a zombie and hide under the candy.
5. Throw long lasting smoke bombs in all the street drains in your neighborhood on halloween night to make your neighborhood more scary.
10/12/11
SKIN POCKETS
1. Screen print a checkboard on a shirt, then get Velcro pieces for play.
2. Get a small kayak, and for a halloween costume put a baby in the seat. Mom gets the front and dad gets the back. They carry the baby from door to door trick or treating.
3. Make pockets in your body with plastic surgery. They would be pants pockets except in your skin.
4. Try doing other people accent's.
5. Make a survey and give it to all your friends so you can know more about them.
2. Get a small kayak, and for a halloween costume put a baby in the seat. Mom gets the front and dad gets the back. They carry the baby from door to door trick or treating.
3. Make pockets in your body with plastic surgery. They would be pants pockets except in your skin.
4. Try doing other people accent's.
5. Make a survey and give it to all your friends so you can know more about them.
10/11/11
ENTER THE UNKNOWN
1. Travel around the planet looking for purpose, make a movie about it. Challenge yourself to tell every single person you meet about what you are doing and what you have done so far to do it.
2. Dump yellow paint off every bridge in the city at the same time on the same night.
3. Marry a rich girl/guy.
4. Drink sparkling water out of a champaign glass all the time. It can be your new thing.
5. Instead of buying a nice desk from a big box store, get plastic fold out table. Draw or paint on the surface of it. Get a sized piece of glass and secure to surface of table with double sided 3M sticky squares a sized sheet of glass over the surface of the table.
2. Dump yellow paint off every bridge in the city at the same time on the same night.
3. Marry a rich girl/guy.
4. Drink sparkling water out of a champaign glass all the time. It can be your new thing.
5. Instead of buying a nice desk from a big box store, get plastic fold out table. Draw or paint on the surface of it. Get a sized piece of glass and secure to surface of table with double sided 3M sticky squares a sized sheet of glass over the surface of the table.
10/10/11
WRITE A BOOK
1. Write a book about the best pet you ever had.
2. Get a big tack board put it on your wall and over a year or so tack a bunch of cool things to it. When you feel like everything on the board looks good together place a sheet of glass over the board, turn it so it is parallel with the floor, then put legs on it so it turns in to a cool coffee table.
3. Take a picture of both of your eyes close up. Get them printed in color then frame them.
4. Nail a cool carpet to the floor in front of your desk instead of getting one of those plastic chair rollers.
5. Try to convince the owners/people in-charge of a theme park to let you ride the roller coaster all day long with out getting off.
2. Get a big tack board put it on your wall and over a year or so tack a bunch of cool things to it. When you feel like everything on the board looks good together place a sheet of glass over the board, turn it so it is parallel with the floor, then put legs on it so it turns in to a cool coffee table.
3. Take a picture of both of your eyes close up. Get them printed in color then frame them.
4. Nail a cool carpet to the floor in front of your desk instead of getting one of those plastic chair rollers.
5. Try to convince the owners/people in-charge of a theme park to let you ride the roller coaster all day long with out getting off.
10/9/11
Option F
1. Spend one year finding the place you are most productive. First determine what think would be the most productive state for you in whatever your line of work is. Possibly just try out the difference between working at home and an office. Narrow it down to the point where it is so specific you couldn't be any other way.
2. Take every song you like right now and make a music video for it. Spend one day showing all of them to your friends.
3. If you don't like your situation in whatever city you are in, leave everything where it is and try to walk to the next major city in the next state.
4. Open two bars right next to each other. They should share a wall so if you were to cut a large window size hole in one wall it would expose the one bar to the next. Then install one way glass along the entire wall. Set the lights medium bright in one bar and very dark in the other. Then mic the room that can see into the other one and play it really loud in the next bar. Have a sign informing people of the situation on their way in.
5. Have cute rabbits run loose on large planes to calm people down.
2. Take every song you like right now and make a music video for it. Spend one day showing all of them to your friends.
3. If you don't like your situation in whatever city you are in, leave everything where it is and try to walk to the next major city in the next state.
4. Open two bars right next to each other. They should share a wall so if you were to cut a large window size hole in one wall it would expose the one bar to the next. Then install one way glass along the entire wall. Set the lights medium bright in one bar and very dark in the other. Then mic the room that can see into the other one and play it really loud in the next bar. Have a sign informing people of the situation on their way in.
5. Have cute rabbits run loose on large planes to calm people down.
10/8/11
Bet The Farm
1. Take the story of every break up you have gone through. Write them all down and then publish it as a instruction manual.
2. Every time someone is about to tell you something they don't like about someone else, insist that you don't want to here it.
3. Go into every store in a ten block radius of your house and find out what the owner(s) name(s) is (are).
4. During an election period in your area, starting making campaign signs. Design them with beautiful patterns and different color arrangements. Sell or rent them for the election period for $5.
5. Screen print any design on to a t-shirt. Figure out a way to get 100 people to wear the shirt every day for five days. Then start going to consignment stores to see if they want to sell them. Make a sticker with the design on it and give five stickers to 500 people ages 15-19. You could hand them out by a high school. Then paint the design on a van and sell the shirt out of the van in different spots around town. Once you have enough money to rent a store, sell the van. Paint the design so it covers the entire window of the front of your business. Buy the store.
2. Every time someone is about to tell you something they don't like about someone else, insist that you don't want to here it.
3. Go into every store in a ten block radius of your house and find out what the owner(s) name(s) is (are).
4. During an election period in your area, starting making campaign signs. Design them with beautiful patterns and different color arrangements. Sell or rent them for the election period for $5.
5. Screen print any design on to a t-shirt. Figure out a way to get 100 people to wear the shirt every day for five days. Then start going to consignment stores to see if they want to sell them. Make a sticker with the design on it and give five stickers to 500 people ages 15-19. You could hand them out by a high school. Then paint the design on a van and sell the shirt out of the van in different spots around town. Once you have enough money to rent a store, sell the van. Paint the design so it covers the entire window of the front of your business. Buy the store.
10/7/11
Wall Street.
1. Put drips of ink on a surface like a table. Mix the ink with a little bit of water. Take old fliers or small blank pieces of paper. Put the pages on the table and let them soak up the ink and dry. Frame the pages.
2. Predict the end of the world on a certain day. Sell tickets.
3. Occupy Wall Street. Leave now. Get on a plane go there and protest.
4. Buy 30 blank note books. Number them one to 30 and put them on a book shelf and write on each page of each note book. When they are done publish them.
5. Sell your dirty underwear on ebay. Get paid to not do your laundry.
2. Predict the end of the world on a certain day. Sell tickets.
3. Occupy Wall Street. Leave now. Get on a plane go there and protest.
4. Buy 30 blank note books. Number them one to 30 and put them on a book shelf and write on each page of each note book. When they are done publish them.
5. Sell your dirty underwear on ebay. Get paid to not do your laundry.
10/6/11
Hammer Time
2. Go on a naked night bike ride with your girl / boy friend in the summer.
3. Give people free graphic design work so they owe you favors.
4. If you take a box and fill it up half way, there's always room for more stuff in the box, the box is not completely full.
5. Write 'Hammer Time' after STOP on stop signs.
10/5/11
WHEN QUITTING SMOKING
1. When quitting smoking, chug a glass of water when ever you want a cigarette.
2. When quitting smoking, run 1 mile every day. Also bike to work.
3. When quitting smoking, blow up as many balloons as you can each day, record your progress.
4. When quitting smoking, find one person who supports what you are doing. Then continually update them with your progress. Make sure to tell them that telling them makes you feel good about yourself. After one year, you can quit updating them.
5. When quitting smoking, don't tell anyone who would doubt you or discourage you or question you or look at you like they don't believe you or act like it's not a big deal or just don't tell the majority of people you know.
10/4/11
Bath Tub Chess
1. Glow in the dark car interior.
2. Glow in the dark carpet. Lines to help you get from room to room.
3. Make genetically engineered dogs that always stay puppies.
4. Get a garbage truck. Bring your crop out to the trash, then pick it up in a garbage truck, drop the trash bag off at your distributors trash can.
5. Chess board at the bottom of your bath tub. The pieces would be weighed down so they would stay under water. White side would be little fishes and squids and sea creatures and black could be scuba divers and submarines.
2. Glow in the dark carpet. Lines to help you get from room to room.
3. Make genetically engineered dogs that always stay puppies.
4. Get a garbage truck. Bring your crop out to the trash, then pick it up in a garbage truck, drop the trash bag off at your distributors trash can.
5. Chess board at the bottom of your bath tub. The pieces would be weighed down so they would stay under water. White side would be little fishes and squids and sea creatures and black could be scuba divers and submarines.
10/3/11
Magic beans
1. Make a contemporary teen romance movie. Try to combine every Shakespeare storyline about love into one story about two people.
2. Combine State ID's, drivers licences, credit cards and cell phones in to one thing. Sell the prototype to the government.
3. If you are a state senator and you're state is hurting for money you could start growing and selling weed. Place a sales tax of 20% on each sale.
4. Sleep on the floor one night a week. Once you can do it all the time and get a good night sleep, you can get rid of your bed. Then when you move, you won't have to move a bed and you'll be really tough.
5. Make square pop cans. "You don't have to be a square to drink our pop!"
2. Combine State ID's, drivers licences, credit cards and cell phones in to one thing. Sell the prototype to the government.
3. If you are a state senator and you're state is hurting for money you could start growing and selling weed. Place a sales tax of 20% on each sale.
4. Sleep on the floor one night a week. Once you can do it all the time and get a good night sleep, you can get rid of your bed. Then when you move, you won't have to move a bed and you'll be really tough.
5. Make square pop cans. "You don't have to be a square to drink our pop!"
10/2/11
So Close
1. Start a catering business for huge house parties and basement shows. Dumpster dive all of the food and turn it into easy to eat finger foods. To promote the business just show up to parties with your food and give it away. Then leave a bunch of business card offering really reasonable prices on catering prices. You can call the business "100%" because you can make 100% profit.
2. Start a business where people can call you when not enough people have shown up to your party. You find 10+ reliable people you get to go to parties at a moments notice. Charge people enough to get all of your friends drunk until you become reliable to be a business with an office. If you do ever get an office, you would have people on call at your location like fire stations do.
3. See if you can convince a person to give you $20. Then one week later ask them out on a date and use the money you borrowed to show them a good time.
4. Eat only at a farmers market, food co-op, supermarket, and discount wholesaler for one month each with two weeks in between and see if you feel any different about anything.
5. Create one hundred cool images for your favorite bands next album cover. Submit them in high quality format to them months before the albums comes out. See if they use one.
2. Start a business where people can call you when not enough people have shown up to your party. You find 10+ reliable people you get to go to parties at a moments notice. Charge people enough to get all of your friends drunk until you become reliable to be a business with an office. If you do ever get an office, you would have people on call at your location like fire stations do.
3. See if you can convince a person to give you $20. Then one week later ask them out on a date and use the money you borrowed to show them a good time.
4. Eat only at a farmers market, food co-op, supermarket, and discount wholesaler for one month each with two weeks in between and see if you feel any different about anything.
5. Create one hundred cool images for your favorite bands next album cover. Submit them in high quality format to them months before the albums comes out. See if they use one.
10/1/11
Cuppy Cake
1. Start a subscription service where you deliver people in your neighborhood with a package. People pay you $20 a month. You just have to provide them with something in the box that you believe in $20 in value.
2. Spend the time experimenting to see if there is one non-perishable food item that you can eat all the time and still be relatively healthy. If you do find one you have two apparent options. Buy a ton of this foodstuff for the apocalypse or buy this food in bulk and save a lot of money.
3. Do the research to see what condiments people buy the most at your local grocery store. Put all the condiments in squeeze bottles and package them together. Sell the pack at your local store.
4. If you like talking, film yourself talking about whatever you want. Just put the videos up online with no description. After long enough someone will hire you to come and talk to them.
5. Sit down every night, at the end of your day, and make a list of all the things you didn't enjoying doing that day. If there are recurring things on the list, try to stop doing them. If you can convince your friends to do this project too, you could have a weekly meeting where you discuss your lists and think of clever ways to omit the things you don't like from your life.
2. Spend the time experimenting to see if there is one non-perishable food item that you can eat all the time and still be relatively healthy. If you do find one you have two apparent options. Buy a ton of this foodstuff for the apocalypse or buy this food in bulk and save a lot of money.
3. Do the research to see what condiments people buy the most at your local grocery store. Put all the condiments in squeeze bottles and package them together. Sell the pack at your local store.
4. If you like talking, film yourself talking about whatever you want. Just put the videos up online with no description. After long enough someone will hire you to come and talk to them.
5. Sit down every night, at the end of your day, and make a list of all the things you didn't enjoying doing that day. If there are recurring things on the list, try to stop doing them. If you can convince your friends to do this project too, you could have a weekly meeting where you discuss your lists and think of clever ways to omit the things you don't like from your life.
9/30/11
NEXT YEAR
1. Travel around the world. Get jobs, go to classes do what ever you normally do. Meet people along the way. Make music videos with the people you meet. Make a website and or a movie with whatever you where able to document. Do it until you get a bunch of footage. Start advertising. Make money. Get a crew. Keep doing it. They could be music videos of big pop songs or local bands.
3. Rearrange your living room. Take all the stuff you don't use and put it in one room so every time you go in to that room you realize the point of all of it.
4. Get really nice soup and use it for pasta sauce.
5. Make 10 short videos of your funniest friend put them online then pay to advertise it.
2. Get a stand alone STOP sign . Drill a hole in the back of the hollow pipe that holds it up. Secure a light bulb in the back of the sign, bring the wire through the bottom and plug it in.
3. Rearrange your living room. Take all the stuff you don't use and put it in one room so every time you go in to that room you realize the point of all of it.
4. Get really nice soup and use it for pasta sauce.
5. Make 10 short videos of your funniest friend put them online then pay to advertise it.
9/29/11
LIVE IN INFAMY (in jail)
1. Promotion for a band like U2 or someone corny who thinks they have a bunch of positive influence on people. (could work for a person or org that actually is cool too)
Buy out all the bill boards in 1 (or all) major city(ies). All of the bill boards just say LOVE.
2. Make all the sound/ retaining walls on the highway in the city be legal walls for people to do art on.
3. Run an advertising campaign for the internet.
4. Send ideas that you have to me so I can post them on this website.
5. Follow all the rules, do everything possible to become president. DO EVERYTHING IN YOUR POWER TO MAKE IT. Don't ever tell anyone what you're really thinking. When you get elected, for your acceptance speech say something like this:
"I have worked hard to get to this point.
I have lied, cheated, and sacrificed my morals on a daily basis.
I have held my own beliefs in prison for the the entirety of my life.
I knew keeping silent was the only way i could to make it to this point.
But now...
No longer will I hold my thoughts in.
The very system that has elected me, is the same system that has forced me to lie.
And this system that i have dedicated my life, is the same system that has imprisoned millions. Including myself.
Because i have jumped through these hoops, I KNOW that the system that we fight for is the same system that depends on keeping its own public submissive.
THESE THINGS I WAS ELECTED ON underneath the what was presented, ARE NOT THE PEOPLE AGENDAS. They are the agendas of the people that funded and created me. The people that continue to keep us submissive.
I am a puppet and refuse to be inanimate any longer.
I have waited my whole life to say these words and after they are complete, the very same system that brought me here will force me to leave.
This country is corrupt and the people that run it are lying to us."
(by then someone will probably shoot you or the TV stations will cut the feed,
but after that your name will live in infamy)
Buy out all the bill boards in 1 (or all) major city(ies). All of the bill boards just say LOVE.
2. Make all the sound/ retaining walls on the highway in the city be legal walls for people to do art on.
3. Run an advertising campaign for the internet.
4. Send ideas that you have to me so I can post them on this website.
5. Follow all the rules, do everything possible to become president. DO EVERYTHING IN YOUR POWER TO MAKE IT. Don't ever tell anyone what you're really thinking. When you get elected, for your acceptance speech say something like this:
"I have worked hard to get to this point.
I have lied, cheated, and sacrificed my morals on a daily basis.
I have held my own beliefs in prison for the the entirety of my life.
I knew keeping silent was the only way i could to make it to this point.
But now...
No longer will I hold my thoughts in.
The very system that has elected me, is the same system that has forced me to lie.
And this system that i have dedicated my life, is the same system that has imprisoned millions. Including myself.
Because i have jumped through these hoops, I KNOW that the system that we fight for is the same system that depends on keeping its own public submissive.
THESE THINGS I WAS ELECTED ON underneath the what was presented, ARE NOT THE PEOPLE AGENDAS. They are the agendas of the people that funded and created me. The people that continue to keep us submissive.
I am a puppet and refuse to be inanimate any longer.
I have waited my whole life to say these words and after they are complete, the very same system that brought me here will force me to leave.
This country is corrupt and the people that run it are lying to us."
(by then someone will probably shoot you or the TV stations will cut the feed,
but after that your name will live in infamy)
9/28/11
KISSING BOOTH
1. If you have a group of friends that reliably hangs out, start calling your hang-outs band practice.
2. Pay someone to kidnap you at night sometime in the next year.
3. Take one pay check, invest it in stock.
4. If contemplating suicide, do something really crazy and film it, like jump from one sky scraper to another so that if you survive you will be famous and rich.
5. Make a kissing booth at the mall with victoria secret models.
2. Pay someone to kidnap you at night sometime in the next year.
3. Take one pay check, invest it in stock.
4. If contemplating suicide, do something really crazy and film it, like jump from one sky scraper to another so that if you survive you will be famous and rich.
5. Make a kissing booth at the mall with victoria secret models.
9/27/11
TUESDAY IS A GOOD DAY
1. Door in art gallery, rope off door, inside room that door leads to it is dark. Have a stereo playing a baby or kid crying and saying stuff like... 'i think i'm lost' 'i want my mommy' make it sound realistic.
2. Have a Scavenger Hunt for a birthday party you are hosting. If there is anyone you don't want to come, give them different directions.
3. Fill an I-Pod with music, sell it for more than the I-Pod costs.
4. Find something that people charge for, do it for free.
5. Pick something you want to but cant afford, like travel or art, do it for some cause like cancer research, get donations to do it. You get to do what you want, plus your make money for some cause.
2. Have a Scavenger Hunt for a birthday party you are hosting. If there is anyone you don't want to come, give them different directions.
3. Fill an I-Pod with music, sell it for more than the I-Pod costs.
4. Find something that people charge for, do it for free.
5. Pick something you want to but cant afford, like travel or art, do it for some cause like cancer research, get donations to do it. You get to do what you want, plus your make money for some cause.
9/26/11
MOIST
1. This only works with channels that would be being watched at the same time in a bar or other establishment. Two TV'S are turned on to two different channels. When both stations are on commercial. Commercial comes on at same time on each channel. Two characters one on each different channel/ tv talk to each other.
2. Make all roads in a major city go under ground, sell all the land where the roads were for people to live in. Filter the CO2 exhaust.
3. Album Name: Can I Go Pee, Before You Poop?
4. Write 5 ideas a day, make a blog, then after about you get like 800 ideas, publish it in to a book.
5. Buy like 15 trees, plant em in some ones back yard all during the night so when they wake up there is forest in their yard.
2. Make all roads in a major city go under ground, sell all the land where the roads were for people to live in. Filter the CO2 exhaust.
3. Album Name: Can I Go Pee, Before You Poop?
4. Write 5 ideas a day, make a blog, then after about you get like 800 ideas, publish it in to a book.
5. Buy like 15 trees, plant em in some ones back yard all during the night so when they wake up there is forest in their yard.
9/25/11
Two Dogs, Three Cats, and One Chickens
1. Get all of your friends and convince them to sign a lease to live in a house with you. Five or more friends at best. From the get-go, try to start a business. If anything comes of it, seize that thing and do it for the rest of your life.
2. Walk into a college book store and see if you can buy a pig used for dissection. Hold a dissection workshop in the kitchen of your apartment. See if anyone learned anything.
3. Go to Brewed Café on Wednesday and tip your barista $5 so she can ride the bus home.
4. See whatever you can do to change the color of you poop. Take pictures every day and then print them out. Arrange the pictures from lightest to darkest.
5. Every time you see an abandoned building, try to go in it. Take everything that is small enough to fit in a pocket and take it. Go home and cover every object in clear epoxy. Drill a hole in top and make a necklace out of each object. Take a photo of people wearing the necklaces in their homes.
2. Walk into a college book store and see if you can buy a pig used for dissection. Hold a dissection workshop in the kitchen of your apartment. See if anyone learned anything.
3. Go to Brewed Café on Wednesday and tip your barista $5 so she can ride the bus home.
4. See whatever you can do to change the color of you poop. Take pictures every day and then print them out. Arrange the pictures from lightest to darkest.
5. Every time you see an abandoned building, try to go in it. Take everything that is small enough to fit in a pocket and take it. Go home and cover every object in clear epoxy. Drill a hole in top and make a necklace out of each object. Take a photo of people wearing the necklaces in their homes.
9/24/11
Tang
1. Kiss a different person everyday of the week and then write a five page story about each one.
2. Create a list everyday of all the things you would like to get done, and publish it in a blog format. Then at the end of the day highlight the ones that you weren't able to complete and publish those one another blog post that day. See if you can find any trends after one year of working on the blog.
3. Before you buy any product, do as much research as you can stand to do. Make sure to document every decision you make and why you made it. After a while you will be able to publish your findings and people will begin to pay you to do the research you know how to do.
4. If you are in college, write an extra paper for every class you have to do for every class. Once you complete the class, upload the papers to the internet and charge people to for a unique link to download the paper.
5. Collect all of your junk mail for 4 months. Put it all in a small round pool and fill it with water. Once the paper is totally saturated, blend it in a blender and empty it into another large container. Pour the mixture into ice cube trays and let them dry. Then arrange them and take pictures.
2. Create a list everyday of all the things you would like to get done, and publish it in a blog format. Then at the end of the day highlight the ones that you weren't able to complete and publish those one another blog post that day. See if you can find any trends after one year of working on the blog.
3. Before you buy any product, do as much research as you can stand to do. Make sure to document every decision you make and why you made it. After a while you will be able to publish your findings and people will begin to pay you to do the research you know how to do.
4. If you are in college, write an extra paper for every class you have to do for every class. Once you complete the class, upload the papers to the internet and charge people to for a unique link to download the paper.
5. Collect all of your junk mail for 4 months. Put it all in a small round pool and fill it with water. Once the paper is totally saturated, blend it in a blender and empty it into another large container. Pour the mixture into ice cube trays and let them dry. Then arrange them and take pictures.
9/23/11
PEN PEN PEN
1. Take a place like Jimmy Johns, except all the seating and tables are set up to view the workers work. The sandwich makers are also improvers. They make up dramas and do funny shows while working. They will pretend to just be regular sandwich people with crazy lives, sometimes they will justify doing skits... like "no no no, it didnt happen like that it happened like this, lets show him."
2. Mountain Dew Advertisement
3. Wear only shirts with your face on them
4. Put a walkie talky in the ceiling of your friends house or someone who lives near you.
Make scary noises at night.
5. Get a job at the airport, work for 10 years, and then travel for free for the rest of your life.
2. Mountain Dew Advertisement
3. Wear only shirts with your face on them
4. Put a walkie talky in the ceiling of your friends house or someone who lives near you.
Make scary noises at night.
5. Get a job at the airport, work for 10 years, and then travel for free for the rest of your life.
9/22/11
TEDDY BEAR ZOMBIES
1. Have two billboards on either side of the highway connect with one another with some sort of colorful rope or cloth.
2. Make contacts for your eyes that can double as computer screens so people can pull up picture to go where your eyes are.
3. If you own a clothing business pick the nastiest homeless people you can find, and have them wear your clothes.
4. Host a website scavenger hunt with multiple websites involved. Hidden clues on each site lead you to other sites. This could go on for days and be across hundreds of websites. The first person to get to the end wins a big prize.
5. Starts with a little furry hand push out of the dirt. Soon hundreds of teddy bears are bursting through the ground. They walk the city as teddy bear zombies eating other teddy bears.
9/19/11
HUNGRY
1. Buy caution tape, close off a road in the middle of the night. Paint the road a different color.
2. Make business cards out of see through plastic, and then coordinate text on both sides to be unreadable viewed from the other side but not overlapping.
3. Fill the floor of your room with sand.
4. Take the tail off a stuffed animal, wear tight pants, put it in your pants and see who notices that your have a secret tail.
5. Travel to New Guinea and see if author Jared Diamond was right about the natives.
2. Make business cards out of see through plastic, and then coordinate text on both sides to be unreadable viewed from the other side but not overlapping.
3. Fill the floor of your room with sand.
4. Take the tail off a stuffed animal, wear tight pants, put it in your pants and see who notices that your have a secret tail.
5. Travel to New Guinea and see if author Jared Diamond was right about the natives.
9/13/11
Yo bro...its me Oliver!
1. Bakeries are a great place to dumpster dive. The food is generally just baked goods so it's not gross or a health concern like meat would be.
2. Half Price Books gets more books than they can handle, and though they say they donate the books, they really just throw them in the dumpster out back. Though they usually aren't the best quality, they can be read, donated, or at the least used for firewood
I'm on a roll
3. If you live in a city and have extra cold weather gear that you no longer need, keep this stuff in your backpack or car. When you see a homeless person give them your old stuff. It's better than dropping it off at a shelter because you can be sure that it got to someone in need. The same works for non perishable food.
This really beats doing homework.
4. Write positive or inspirational little notes and hide them around. I like to put them under keyboards in computer labs or tuck them like bookmarks into library books. Random interesting facts or jokes work well too. Fake gossip or rumors can be fun too, someone may believe they got some inside information
5. Start doing graffiti.
2. Half Price Books gets more books than they can handle, and though they say they donate the books, they really just throw them in the dumpster out back. Though they usually aren't the best quality, they can be read, donated, or at the least used for firewood
I'm on a roll
3. If you live in a city and have extra cold weather gear that you no longer need, keep this stuff in your backpack or car. When you see a homeless person give them your old stuff. It's better than dropping it off at a shelter because you can be sure that it got to someone in need. The same works for non perishable food.
This really beats doing homework.
4. Write positive or inspirational little notes and hide them around. I like to put them under keyboards in computer labs or tuck them like bookmarks into library books. Random interesting facts or jokes work well too. Fake gossip or rumors can be fun too, someone may believe they got some inside information
5. Start doing graffiti.
9/11/11
Something like love.
1. Get a crow, train it and bring it with you when you travel. When you go in to stores and houses, it can just fly up in to the trees and wait for you.
2. Write an inspirational note on every dollar bill you have and then spend it. You might just make someone's day. Alternatively, write a question on a bill and it will become a traveling poll. It is also a generally easy way to spread any message to a wide audience.
3. When you hang out with a girl/boy you don't like that likes you, rub your self with rotten fish before hand. Then puke in your pants. Then poop on that puke in your pants that you just puked in. Then while you are hanging out with them, drop too many hints about how happy you are with your new deodorant.
4. On halloween designate a street (somewhere with woods with no houses, maybe down by the river) get a group of about 20 people to go to that street and set up a few different scary things along the road, dress as zombies, eat a dead persons guts on side of road, smoke machines and stuff. Tell other people to drive down the street, do it every year and it will catch on.
5. Cut off the tips of a bunch of strike anywhere matches. Then cut a slit in a tennis ball. Fill the ball with the tips of the matches. Make sure the slit won't let them out if your not holding it open. When you throw the ball in the air the ball will blow up when it hits the ground. So throw it at something.
2. Write an inspirational note on every dollar bill you have and then spend it. You might just make someone's day. Alternatively, write a question on a bill and it will become a traveling poll. It is also a generally easy way to spread any message to a wide audience.
3. When you hang out with a girl/boy you don't like that likes you, rub your self with rotten fish before hand. Then puke in your pants. Then poop on that puke in your pants that you just puked in. Then while you are hanging out with them, drop too many hints about how happy you are with your new deodorant.
4. On halloween designate a street (somewhere with woods with no houses, maybe down by the river) get a group of about 20 people to go to that street and set up a few different scary things along the road, dress as zombies, eat a dead persons guts on side of road, smoke machines and stuff. Tell other people to drive down the street, do it every year and it will catch on.
5. Cut off the tips of a bunch of strike anywhere matches. Then cut a slit in a tennis ball. Fill the ball with the tips of the matches. Make sure the slit won't let them out if your not holding it open. When you throw the ball in the air the ball will blow up when it hits the ground. So throw it at something.
Cookie Therapy
1. If you are not currently attending school, give yourself one homework assignment per day and then collect them all at the end of the week. They could be of any size or difficulty.
2. Research aromatherapy and figure out which smells could add to your daily well being. Find these herbs and add them to your pillow cases.
3. Whenever you see someone giving away free vinyl stickers for their business or promotions, take as many as you can. Cover all the sticker with a thin coat of flat white spray paint, the cheaper the better. Then, if you run a business, make a stencil of you logo. Cover the flat white with your base color, and then stencil on top of those stickers using spray paint or screen printing.
4. Every time some lifestyle choice come up in conversation (like being a vegetarian, hunting, urban gardening) and you claim it would be difficult or a bad choice, try it for a week. Every time.
5. When ever you think of a friend, begin to cook some type of food for them like a batch of cookie. Then get the food to them as fast as possible and say "I made this because I was thinking of you."
2. Research aromatherapy and figure out which smells could add to your daily well being. Find these herbs and add them to your pillow cases.
3. Whenever you see someone giving away free vinyl stickers for their business or promotions, take as many as you can. Cover all the sticker with a thin coat of flat white spray paint, the cheaper the better. Then, if you run a business, make a stencil of you logo. Cover the flat white with your base color, and then stencil on top of those stickers using spray paint or screen printing.
4. Every time some lifestyle choice come up in conversation (like being a vegetarian, hunting, urban gardening) and you claim it would be difficult or a bad choice, try it for a week. Every time.
5. When ever you think of a friend, begin to cook some type of food for them like a batch of cookie. Then get the food to them as fast as possible and say "I made this because I was thinking of you."
9/10/11
Bomb
1. Do Jumping Jacks till you pass out.
2. Make a list of twenty things that you think would be really easy to do. When you try to do them, isolate the one things that where harder than you expected. Write a book on why they where more difficult.
3. Try carrying a thesaurus around with you at all times and when you are about to say a word you have already said that day, look up and say a synonym.
4. Even if (or maybe especially if) you have few performative skills, take one week and go to every open mic night in the city you live in. If it goes well at all, keep doing this for six months and then stop.
5. If you have ever kept a journal for any period of time scan the whole thing and publish it.
2. Make a list of twenty things that you think would be really easy to do. When you try to do them, isolate the one things that where harder than you expected. Write a book on why they where more difficult.
3. Try carrying a thesaurus around with you at all times and when you are about to say a word you have already said that day, look up and say a synonym.
4. Even if (or maybe especially if) you have few performative skills, take one week and go to every open mic night in the city you live in. If it goes well at all, keep doing this for six months and then stop.
5. If you have ever kept a journal for any period of time scan the whole thing and publish it.
9/6/11
BLUE DOOR HAS REALLY GOOD SOUP
1. People all living at a house share responsibility, someone makes a big tub of soup every week, get a land line phone, give fliers to friends around area. Answer the phone when ever your home, take orders warm up soup and bike or car deliver. No operating hours needed... just when ever you are home and are down to make a few bucks. Sliding scale price.
2. Set up a system at your work where 1 dollar of every pay check of all the employees goes to buying supplies to put in the basement for if there is the end of the world. Everyone who pays gets a key.
3. Set up an art show under a bridge where no one usually goes. When art show it set up, leave it there and flier the town and tag billboards with advertisements for your illegal art show.
4. To get in to a locked door Stick gum in the lock, when they replace it keep jamming it up with gum until they don't lock it any more. (works best with things like dumpsters.
5. Advertisement for Jewelery store. Five billboards on the highway they are consecutively right after each other. Needs to be a place with a few bill boards in a row. First billboard 'WILL' 2nd "YOU" 3rd "MARRY" 4th "ME" 5The (same font) logo of jewelery shop.
2. Set up a system at your work where 1 dollar of every pay check of all the employees goes to buying supplies to put in the basement for if there is the end of the world. Everyone who pays gets a key.
3. Set up an art show under a bridge where no one usually goes. When art show it set up, leave it there and flier the town and tag billboards with advertisements for your illegal art show.
4. To get in to a locked door Stick gum in the lock, when they replace it keep jamming it up with gum until they don't lock it any more. (works best with things like dumpsters.
5. Advertisement for Jewelery store. Five billboards on the highway they are consecutively right after each other. Needs to be a place with a few bill boards in a row. First billboard 'WILL' 2nd "YOU" 3rd "MARRY" 4th "ME" 5The (same font) logo of jewelery shop.
9/5/11
MORE COFFEE
1. GPS sticker you can stick on your bike and other stuff, if it gets stolen you can pin point the exact location.
2. Put a stage and sound gear on a barge, and move from city to city (on rivers and other water ways) having concerts just out of town.
3. Lets say it is for a hip new soap brand. Each commercial features some charismatic person of the targeted age group doing this completely unrelated to the soap, but with the soap bottle in their hand. They go on a roller coaster as if the soap is their best friend. Swimming or relaxing on a floaty with their best friend the soap.
4. Make a donation web page, explain that you make your living off of this website. Advertise the website.
5. Watch all the TV series shows people talk about, all back to back in one week. Then don’t watch TV for the rest of the year. Pop culture homework.
2. Put a stage and sound gear on a barge, and move from city to city (on rivers and other water ways) having concerts just out of town.
3. Lets say it is for a hip new soap brand. Each commercial features some charismatic person of the targeted age group doing this completely unrelated to the soap, but with the soap bottle in their hand. They go on a roller coaster as if the soap is their best friend. Swimming or relaxing on a floaty with their best friend the soap.
4. Make a donation web page, explain that you make your living off of this website. Advertise the website.
5. Watch all the TV series shows people talk about, all back to back in one week. Then don’t watch TV for the rest of the year. Pop culture homework.
9/4/11
Dogs
1. When you can't figure out exactly what you should be doing create a
non-crucial task you can always do, like cleaning the dishes.
Eventually you may never loose momentum because you automatically have
something to do.
2. If you ever find yourself doing something for the wrong reason, pretend you are doing it for no reason at all.
3. Try eliminating certain groups of food from your diet and journal about how you feel, what your poop looks like, and how convenient the diet is for you. Then stop eating the things you felt okay not eating.
4. Start smoking.
5. When you tell someone you are looking for a job and they say something like "Do you have coffee/serving/cooking experience?" just say yes. If you really do not have the aptitude for the job they described you just quit.
2. If you ever find yourself doing something for the wrong reason, pretend you are doing it for no reason at all.
3. Try eliminating certain groups of food from your diet and journal about how you feel, what your poop looks like, and how convenient the diet is for you. Then stop eating the things you felt okay not eating.
4. Start smoking.
5. When you tell someone you are looking for a job and they say something like "Do you have coffee/serving/cooking experience?" just say yes. If you really do not have the aptitude for the job they described you just quit.
9/3/11
The weekends
1. Designate one day a week to be the day when you don't spend anything and one day when you buy all the things you need for the week like grocery's, bills, and other expenses
2. When you meet someone, ask how to spell their name and go over the letters in your head a couple of times
3. Start advertising your services as a handy person. When someone calls you for an estimate, take a lot of notes, and then go research the best way to fix it. Then figure into your estimate not the cost of labor but how much it would be to by the best tools for the job. Front the money for the tools, fix their problem and then get reimbursed upon completion. After a year or so you should have a collection of sick-ass tools and know-how to do anything. Then you can quit if you want.
4. Have all of your friends get food stamps. Then designate one day a month where they all buy really good food and bring it over to your house and you cook it.
5. When you first see a person, challenge yourself to find one thing that you really like about them or their clothes. Tell them if you are comfortable.
2. When you meet someone, ask how to spell their name and go over the letters in your head a couple of times
3. Start advertising your services as a handy person. When someone calls you for an estimate, take a lot of notes, and then go research the best way to fix it. Then figure into your estimate not the cost of labor but how much it would be to by the best tools for the job. Front the money for the tools, fix their problem and then get reimbursed upon completion. After a year or so you should have a collection of sick-ass tools and know-how to do anything. Then you can quit if you want.
4. Have all of your friends get food stamps. Then designate one day a month where they all buy really good food and bring it over to your house and you cook it.
5. When you first see a person, challenge yourself to find one thing that you really like about them or their clothes. Tell them if you are comfortable.
9/2/11
Earlier that day...
1. Start National Let a Balloon Go at 2 pm day. Everyone lets a balloon go at the same time.
2. Drive around to all the state parks in a RV, have a outdoor screen, speakers, and projector. Show family movies at each state park.
3. Invent a machine that is a little fake tongue that you can discreetly put in your mouth before giving head without a woman noticing. It is programmed for ultimate orgasm.
4. Steal your mom and dad's car in the middle of the night. Hide it a block away.
5. When one country is at war with another country try this. Instead of dropping bombs, just spend the money you would have spent on the bombs to make exact replicas of their country money minting presses. Print three-ten times more money than their country has in circulation, and then drop it in their country out of planes and helicopters. There would be no money, no infrastructure, no army, no resistance.
2. Drive around to all the state parks in a RV, have a outdoor screen, speakers, and projector. Show family movies at each state park.
3. Invent a machine that is a little fake tongue that you can discreetly put in your mouth before giving head without a woman noticing. It is programmed for ultimate orgasm.
4. Steal your mom and dad's car in the middle of the night. Hide it a block away.
5. When one country is at war with another country try this. Instead of dropping bombs, just spend the money you would have spent on the bombs to make exact replicas of their country money minting presses. Print three-ten times more money than their country has in circulation, and then drop it in their country out of planes and helicopters. There would be no money, no infrastructure, no army, no resistance.
9/1/11
1 hour 13minutes late
1. Set up a live feed of your desktop to a website on the internet. Everything is live. All files would be synced to your online profile, you decide if it is public. You could open your computer desktop on any computer and access all your music and programs.
2. Start a restaurant that only sells chocolate and alcohol. Call it Chocoholics.
3. Make a business where people mail a note to them selves and you send it back to them in 5 years.
4. Frame two flat screen TV's in art gallery like The Walker (needs to stay for over 2 months) 24 hour live feed of 2 regular americans. Pick someone with a predictable pattern (most americans). On TV screens would be live 24 hour footage from motion censored security cameras in house, car, work. Kinda like the Truman show except no sound and there would be fancy frames so it would look more like art.
5. Start updating your blog every day instead of just sometimes.
2. Start a restaurant that only sells chocolate and alcohol. Call it Chocoholics.
3. Make a business where people mail a note to them selves and you send it back to them in 5 years.
4. Frame two flat screen TV's in art gallery like The Walker (needs to stay for over 2 months) 24 hour live feed of 2 regular americans. Pick someone with a predictable pattern (most americans). On TV screens would be live 24 hour footage from motion censored security cameras in house, car, work. Kinda like the Truman show except no sound and there would be fancy frames so it would look more like art.
5. Start updating your blog every day instead of just sometimes.
8/31/11
FIVE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY
1. For roommate, son, or daughter (someone turning 21 that you live with). Buy 21 different types of beers place them in a line outside their door so when they wake up they find it.
2. Film yourself masturbate every time you do, upload it and make people pay to view. You don't have to film your face.
3. Buy cool clothes from thrift store or bulk clothes from an outlet store. Screen print on what you bought, people will get a one of a kind clothing item.
4. Print all your Facebook pictures and make a book of them, give them to all your friends or keep it for your self.
5. Dance until you feel you have sweated out all the toxins in your body.
2. Film yourself masturbate every time you do, upload it and make people pay to view. You don't have to film your face.
3. Buy cool clothes from thrift store or bulk clothes from an outlet store. Screen print on what you bought, people will get a one of a kind clothing item.
4. Print all your Facebook pictures and make a book of them, give them to all your friends or keep it for your self.
5. Dance until you feel you have sweated out all the toxins in your body.
8/30/11
BURNING EYES
1. Make a live video feed of 20 busy highways around the world. The cars just keep on coming, at the top there is a ticker of how much CO2 is being released in real time and how much gas has been used.
2. Film a documentary with no specific plot other than filming 8760 hours. The movie will probably end up being about something, but who knows what the plot will be.
3. Have a pirate radio station show every week. Every week you do a different type of drug and play music.
4. Spend one whole day a month trying to share every single thing you consume in day regardless of whether people want it or not.
5. Save all the love letters, or love themed interactions with the girl you love then make it in to a book and give it to her on your wedding day, her death bed, or your anniversary.
2. Film a documentary with no specific plot other than filming 8760 hours. The movie will probably end up being about something, but who knows what the plot will be.
3. Have a pirate radio station show every week. Every week you do a different type of drug and play music.
4. Spend one whole day a month trying to share every single thing you consume in day regardless of whether people want it or not.
5. Save all the love letters, or love themed interactions with the girl you love then make it in to a book and give it to her on your wedding day, her death bed, or your anniversary.
8/26/11
SAILBOAT
1. For a street festival talk to the owner of a store that is for rent on the street of the event. Set up a art
show in it. Flier the street heavily weeks before the show and advertise during the show.
2. Find a space approximately 10”x50’ zoned for business. Contact local business' like co-ops and super markets, tell them you are running a soup kitchen and need old food and/or donations. Apply for 501(c)3 non profit status, start fund raising for kitchen supplies. outfit bike with trailer. collect produce from local stores everyday, freeze perishables in chest freezer cook meals every day. Freeze left overs so people can come for a meal when ever. Deliver on bike to homeless or people who need or want food.
3. Take pic of self naked next to every welcome to state sign.
4. Break in to your work at night and paint the walls with good art.
5. Get bags from store you plan on going to, line the inside of bags with tin foil and duct tape. Put everything you want in bag, and walk out.
2. Find a space approximately 10”x50’ zoned for business. Contact local business' like co-ops and super markets, tell them you are running a soup kitchen and need old food and/or donations. Apply for 501(c)3 non profit status, start fund raising for kitchen supplies. outfit bike with trailer. collect produce from local stores everyday, freeze perishables in chest freezer cook meals every day. Freeze left overs so people can come for a meal when ever. Deliver on bike to homeless or people who need or want food.
3. Take pic of self naked next to every welcome to state sign.
4. Break in to your work at night and paint the walls with good art.
5. Get bags from store you plan on going to, line the inside of bags with tin foil and duct tape. Put everything you want in bag, and walk out.
8/23/11
Boobs and Back to Normal.
1. Pick random location. Two people race to that place while filming the way they do it. The travelers will not be allowed. The better footage you get the better the show will be, reward travelers for getting more hits on the YouTube counter tally.
2. Buy a house with the intent to rent it to people. Put tunnels big enough for tame trained squirrels to get through in the walls. Let your trained squirrels run through the walls until the people get freaked out and leave. Keep their security deposit and repeat.
3. Get a house. When people come to stay over, feed them and clothe them. Ask them to make up a chore and complete it everyday. Ask nothing else of them.
4. Save a bunch of big bottles of water, seeds, and canned food in your basement for when something bad happens. Sell stock in the future business.
5. Buy walky talkies for all your friends, use them when ever you wanna do something. "I am going to the Nook, anyone wanna come?, over".
2. Buy a house with the intent to rent it to people. Put tunnels big enough for tame trained squirrels to get through in the walls. Let your trained squirrels run through the walls until the people get freaked out and leave. Keep their security deposit and repeat.
3. Get a house. When people come to stay over, feed them and clothe them. Ask them to make up a chore and complete it everyday. Ask nothing else of them.
4. Save a bunch of big bottles of water, seeds, and canned food in your basement for when something bad happens. Sell stock in the future business.
5. Buy walky talkies for all your friends, use them when ever you wanna do something. "I am going to the Nook, anyone wanna come?, over".
8/21/11
#1 of many. THE BEGINNING
1. In a cargo van made to run on bio diesel take a crew of two to five 20-30 year old open minded people. Travel around the continent documenting and producing current events news in any way possible.
2. Take every post card gotten, re stamp them cover up original address then send all of them to the first ‘P’ in your local white pages.
3. Go to a city, tweet location or art show. Set it up anywhere you can, people come at posted time, show art, pack up leave, do it again in another city.
4. Tour guide has travel experience, get mini bus, sell tickets on ebay for 5-10 thousand $. Drive from hometown to Chile on an adventure food lodging and gas are paid for.
5. Bike to Alaska, but stipulate to yourself that you will take one whole year to get there. No quicker or more slowly than take. If you get too close too soon, camp next to the border till a year comes around. If you wish to make the trip productive, save all over your receipts and expense records. Then see if you can make a book or find some way to document all of them.
2. Take every post card gotten, re stamp them cover up original address then send all of them to the first ‘P’ in your local white pages.
3. Go to a city, tweet location or art show. Set it up anywhere you can, people come at posted time, show art, pack up leave, do it again in another city.
4. Tour guide has travel experience, get mini bus, sell tickets on ebay for 5-10 thousand $. Drive from hometown to Chile on an adventure food lodging and gas are paid for.
5. Bike to Alaska, but stipulate to yourself that you will take one whole year to get there. No quicker or more slowly than take. If you get too close too soon, camp next to the border till a year comes around. If you wish to make the trip productive, save all over your receipts and expense records. Then see if you can make a book or find some way to document all of them.
8/10/11
Girl.
1. In a city McDonalds chooses, each McDonalds will turn on a spot light at the same time. They film it from a helicopter, and they give out free burgers at each spotlight location. McDonalds announces they will pull this stunt in one city somewhere in the world every week.
2. Go to a city, get a space to do work, do street art, take and print pictures, show pictures at your work space.
3. People on honeymoon travel all the states filming their love and have sex in every state. The movie is over when the states are finished having sex in every state.
4. Stand out side of target ask for someone's receipt. Go in store find what the bought then return it.
5. Buy a house. Then have people stay and charge them with decoration one room. Have a monthly art show where you charge a small fee for people to come in and try to find the newest addition to the house.
2. Go to a city, get a space to do work, do street art, take and print pictures, show pictures at your work space.
3. People on honeymoon travel all the states filming their love and have sex in every state. The movie is over when the states are finished having sex in every state.
4. Stand out side of target ask for someone's receipt. Go in store find what the bought then return it.
5. Buy a house. Then have people stay and charge them with decoration one room. Have a monthly art show where you charge a small fee for people to come in and try to find the newest addition to the house.
8/7/11
I still have ideas.
1. Take a picture of yourself, make 100 copies, write something funny about yourself (general facts of your life lately) mail them to all your friends and neighbors.
2. Get disposable camera take whole roll print them get color copies make a book of them.
3. Make a sticker that can be tracked by GPS, stick it to bikes and stuff so you can find it if it gets stolen.
4. Walk around one city block and pick up all the litter. Get a light box and then photograph every piece of litter individually. Print and display all pictures together.
5. Procure multiple iPods to rent for free. Put music on them but not to capacity. Renters will not be allowed to take music off but can add a small amount of songs. If it is a successful program, set iTunes to take off the older additions every time there are newer additions.
2. Get disposable camera take whole roll print them get color copies make a book of them.
3. Make a sticker that can be tracked by GPS, stick it to bikes and stuff so you can find it if it gets stolen.
4. Walk around one city block and pick up all the litter. Get a light box and then photograph every piece of litter individually. Print and display all pictures together.
5. Procure multiple iPods to rent for free. Put music on them but not to capacity. Renters will not be allowed to take music off but can add a small amount of songs. If it is a successful program, set iTunes to take off the older additions every time there are newer additions.
Texture
1. For a beverage company that sells cans of pop/beer. To stand out in the market, texturize the cans.
2. Have a scavenger hunt for the audience to follow to find a concert or show. It would work best with something a lot of people really want to go to but is still local enough for people to care about it being interactive.
3. Stop smoking.
4. String a giant roll of twine all around your apartment building, through the stairs, each floor and elevator shafts. Get the security camera footage and make a movie out of that footage.
5. Teach your cat to go to the bathroom in the toilet.
2. Have a scavenger hunt for the audience to follow to find a concert or show. It would work best with something a lot of people really want to go to but is still local enough for people to care about it being interactive.
3. Stop smoking.
4. String a giant roll of twine all around your apartment building, through the stairs, each floor and elevator shafts. Get the security camera footage and make a movie out of that footage.
5. Teach your cat to go to the bathroom in the toilet.
8/6/11
Travel Cameras
1. Get fifteen cameras, engrave the information about how to send footage to you, give the cameras to 15 people planning to travel who may meet other travelers while traveling. Tell them to pass the cameras along to other travelers. Make a movie or TV show with the footage. Postage for footage paid for by you.
2. Set a pirate radio in a truck that gets power from campground outlets and stray outdoor outlets around a city. That way you can move it around all the time and not get caught.
3. Make multiple important life decisions for no good reason.
4. Open a restaurant that only sells peanut butter and jelly sandwichs to eat and apple juice to drink.
5. Have sex with someone in every room in their house.
2. Set a pirate radio in a truck that gets power from campground outlets and stray outdoor outlets around a city. That way you can move it around all the time and not get caught.
3. Make multiple important life decisions for no good reason.
4. Open a restaurant that only sells peanut butter and jelly sandwichs to eat and apple juice to drink.
5. Have sex with someone in every room in their house.
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