DRUNK ZOMBIES

1.  When you find out the sex of your baby tell the doctor to write it on a piece of paper.  Do not read the note.  Bring it to a bakery and give it to them.  Tell them to see if your baby will be a boy or girl.  If it is a boy make the filling blue, and if it is a girl make the filling pink.

2.  Spend half of all the money you make on learning things.  Do this even if you generally learn things for free.

3.  Propose marriage in a bubble bath.  This way, when they come it you can pull the ring out from under the bubbles.

4.  Tattoo rings for marriage.

5.  If you ever find yourself making a zombie movie. Get the zombie actors dangerously drunk before all filming for ultimate acting.