HALLOWEEN

1.  Paint race START lines at all the on-ramp stop lights to highways.

2.  Wear a pin or shirt that says "I love" or "i fu**ed." When people ask you who you are for halloween say that your their mom.

3.  Make a remote control robot with walky talky voice capabilities and send it as your halloween costume. This is not only a good costume, but also a good way to get candy even when your old.

4.  Dig a grave in your yard with a grave stone.  Fill the hole with candy for trick or treaters. Dress as a zombie and hide under the candy.

5.  Throw long lasting smoke bombs in all the street drains in your neighborhood on halloween night to make your neighborhood more scary.