-hot sauce-

1. too hot - hot sauce campaign 

2. Moist towels that are also edible antibiotic rice paper. 

3. A bathroom radio station called DOOBTUBE

4. An apartment building that finds people to live in their building for free and puts them together like a team contingent on them signing a contract saying that the apartment building management team is legally allowed to send every resident to space together when the time arrives and space travel becomes feasible for this specific group. 

5. Magic erase crayons 

drone man dreary

1. Radio station that is just the sound of waves. 

2. A phone line where they play your call to a dog or puppy in the humane society

3. Couches that snap closed like a mouse trap on intruders. 

4. Suction cup gueetine for the door of your car trunk.  

5. Rocket powered skateboard. 

melted into the ground

1. Action figures that are also M80's  .

2. Tightly woven cups made from live grass that can hold water.

3. Hold a race of people on stilts. 

4. Pour maple syrup on your floor and slide around on it.

5. Finger print scanners that open the front door to your house. 

moola

1. Hang glide with a fish tank of the smartest octopus alive.

2.  Lasso bees and tether them to a stick that you can hold for a pet bee

3. black hats with colored lights that illuminate your hair on the inside of the hat through the hat.

4. A water slide that spans hundreds of miles from the northern coast of Maine down to the Florida keys.

5. A service that will come feed you ice cream any where in the world at any moment for only 100 dollars a month. 

COVIDEARTH

1. 4 / 22 EARTHDAY 

If /=1 and 1=A

D A BB 

2. A plane that drops hundreds of live dragons on the people below. 

3.  Heated mouse pads

4. Earrings with molds of celebrity faces on them.

5. A festival in a forest. 

woke up like this

1. a device that allows you to make artificial rainbows. 

2. floating grand pianos for in the water. 

3. paper boat folding instructions in the news paper, on the news paper

4. Remotes that are tiny drones and fly to your hand when you say the vocal command and live behind the TV like moths.

5. Cups that are made out of leather. 

Grained

1. One time use socks that you grow using moss.

2. Gloves made of banana peals 

3. Smelly fish water guns

4. Hot sauce packet sling shot with pouch twister bands for packets

5. A service that sprays your sidewalk with plastic waterproofing so protect the cement.

the bears away.

1. Light up Thumb Tacks

2. A deck of cards each with a different joke on each new card. 

3. Slides in your house instead of stairs

4. Chairs designed to stack in to a ladder. 

5. Sandals with bells on them to keep bears away.   

Saucey

1. Robot horses for battle

2. Robot dogs that are pre programmed to defend your house

3. Sprinklers filled with mace incase someone trespasses.

4. A mote of alligators around your house.

5. Slime filled glow in the dark water balloons hanging from all the tree limbs. 

Hail sleet and fog

1. Weather stations that float over your house and gather the weather information, 

2. Houses with no heat for tough people. 

3. Pocket Knives that float if you drop them in the water.

4. Flower garden bathroom

5. Coi pond surrounding the bath tub in your bathroom. 

selma

1. Spicy pumpkin pie

2. Large blow up animal hats.

3. Mops that heat the floor while you wash it

4. Soap that eats away your skin after 3 years.

5. Eagle house on top of your garage. 

truth or dairY

1. Butter flavored chocolate syrup

2. Doors that have cat houses on the inside of the door.

3. Milk Man comic books.

4. Trained pet birds that follow you around the city you live when you drive.

5. Cars with spikes on the hood. 

 

Macaroni

1. Sand flavored jelly belly

2. Water balloons filled with milk for school lunch

3. Fish pond at school to fish your own lunch.

4. Grain filled pillows.

5. Sandals with no top strap but only sticky souls. 

94<>51

1. Seals as house pets.

2. Hats that say midwest love on them

3. elbow pads made from turtle shell

4. Tilt a whirl rotary phone brand.

5. Chicken houses on top of cars.

.

1. Dinner tables that hang from the ceiling 

2. Dog houses under your work desk for when you bring your dog to work.

3. Cans of snow from other states that have snow. 

4. Fireworks that spell your name

5. Memory tests where the winner gets millions of dollars. 

b

1. Trains that have balloons on the top of them.

2. Stores that are on planes.

3. Sky dive boxing 

4. Ships that shoot up heart shaped smoke rings from its exhaust. 

5. Children's play places made from glow in the dark slime. 

Snapped

1. A movie called snapped, It is a live feed of a flag pole on top of a windy mountain until the flag pole breaks.

2. Drop a camera from space and it has a parachute. Live video feed and gps online.

3. Drone classes where you try to fly a drone from one coast to the other re charging at other schools along the way. 

4. Deliver drinking water to a boat with drones.

5. See though gas cans so you can see the color of gas.   

POPPED CORN

1. Popcorn bucket hats, that can hold popcorn.

2. Popcorn buckets that you can secure to the tops of your shoes.

3. Heated bottom popcorn bowls that pop the popcorn in your lap while you watch TV.

4. Portable popcorn maker powered from your cellphone.

5. Popcorn kernel filled bras. 

Gasp

1. Houses with locks that can adjust the air pressure inside the houses.

2. Water filled earrings with tubes to your mouth.

3. Cellphone cases that you can break like a piggy bank.

4. Genetically engineered padded horse backs for harness-less riding. 

5. Edible soccer balls.

WALL 2 WALL

1. Clothes that you can hang ornaments on.

2. Clothes that have robotic openings in different places.

3. Phone implants to your hands. 

4. Lotion that colors your skin fun colors but does not wipe off without special soap.

5. Great lakes nautical map t shirts with real depths and high def graphics. 

Boxes

1. Boxes make from recycled bed sheets.

2. Satellite camera feeds that follow individual animals around for their entire life.

3. Cameras that have no lenses but can see through walls with thermal imaging. 

4. Stoves that have screens on them with cooking directions for any dish. 

5. Finger extensions to make your fingers longer. 

CODES

1. A video game that allows you to control the lights in the room you are in. 

2. A app that plays romantic music and takes all incoming calls when you are being intimate.

3. soon and so on.  A play on words in theaters soon.

4. Contacts that make your eyes glow in the dark.

5. Edible glow in the dark balls that you can see in your stomach. 

Nonsense

1. Lotions with sand in it. 

2. Nuclear power generators for the general public. 

3. sellyourself.com freelance website.

4. Homes under water. 

5. Sparkling water that wafts taste to your mouth from your stomach. 

mostly

1. Grave plot. A website that lets you pick your own grave spot anywhere in the world for a price. 

2. Wall paper of smashed food all over the walls.

3. Gas powered headphones with noise canceling. 

4. Cars that filter and clean the car exhaust before releasing it. 

5. Charter spaceships that bring your pets remains to space.  

Word

1. Strawberry flavored beef.

2. Beds with car tires on the bottom.

3. A program that reads everything you ever wrote and organizes it in multiple different easy to find ways.

4. A website that when you enter it asks you if you want to learn or teach. If you click learn then it connects you to someone who wants to teach, if you pick teach it connects you to someone who wants to learn. 

5. Cat flavored tea. 

OCEAN WATER

1. Genetically engineered plants that make banana pancake batter.

2. Speakers implanted into your forehead. 

3. Pre loaded sandwich machines that make the sandwich for you. 

4. Strap 100,000 dollars in cash to your body under your clothes for a scary day of inner city bus riding. 

5. Light up underwear that you can see through your clothes. 

Smoked ^

1. Cake in the shape of a computer monitor.

2. Cigarettes that don't have any nicotine but taste like strawberries. 

3. Dog bone necklaces of dogs from the neighborhood you are from.

4. Planes that turn in to rockets mid air. 

5. Water proof tread mills for the shower.  

I think I can I think I can

1. Make movies of time lapses of different places with links to all the objects that move through it. 

2. Send your nail clippings through the mail to a compost center.

3. Get angry and write a book. Then years later get happy and write a different book. Release them together. 

4. Use only Christmas lights in your house no regular bulbs. 

5. Open the doors of your house for a month to see if animals or people come in. 

Red Leather Yellow Leather

1. Nerf guns that shoot smoke. 

2. Compost your houses sewer waste. 

3. Houses that have a top room that can fly away like a helicopter. 

4. Roof shingles that are seeded and grow plants. 

5. Be the first person to choose to never use their legs again. No injury needed.

DONE RITE

1. A machine that takes out oxygen in the room so it is harder to breath.

2. Rooms in your house that have no gravity.

3. Sticker sets with different Spanish words on them for you to stick onto different items so you know what they are in a different language.

4. Tiny stickers of all the emojis.

5. Shoes that make your legs different lengths at different times. 

Spell CHECK Mate

1. Send in 20,000 ideas. 

2. Get a job as a mailbox.

3. So Brrr - a winter clothing company for woman. 

4. Fish that can talk.

5. A pond that has a secret door in the bottom that you can swim down to the bottom to get in. 

Small TWO Large

1. A machine that takes water out of the air and makes a tasty ice cold glass of water for you to drink.

2. Genetically engineered blood sucking dogs.

3. A blimp that drops tons of rotten vegetables on specific peoples houses that have done something wrong.

4. Do 1 push up today. Add 1 more everyday until you can't go any higher. 

5. Treat athletes foot with tea tree oil soap.  

transactions

1. Welcome mats that spin in circles so people can see what you are wearing before you enter. 

2. Tiny shoes for each one of your toes.

3. Make a list of all the different plants in your yard. 

4. Suit coats that make sound effects when you touch it. 

5. Wireless digital file transfer hot spots on your clothing for secret transactions. 

Row in a Ducks ________

1. Candy for cats

2. Milk with floating balls in it called MilkOrbitz

3.Sand paper mouse pads

4. Gas excreting candy. 

5. Milk extracted from male cows.

SnowBOARD

1. A camp that is designed like a game and has multiple different outcomes for each person admitted.

2. A gardening soil that glows in the dark. 

3. Trash bags that have the logos of your favorite sports team on them! 

4. Fake hands to wear so your hands are safe.

5. A machine that eats flys and uses them to power it self. 

smo K e

1. Make all the laws so confusing and secret that no one listens at all. 

2. A website called freefood.com that allows users to post the location and amount of free food to be donated to any one looking for free food!

3. A video game that can be played using the dexterity of your tongue. 

4. Tattoos that are inside your throat so no one can see unless they look down your throat. 

5. A contest to see who can cook the longest spaghetti noodle. 

Smart Cookie

1. Tutoring service called Smart Cookie

2. Boats designed and funded by the government for space travel research that have the same people and families on board for multiple generations.

3. A 3D cable channel visible with 3d glasses. 

4. Amfibious kowolas. 

5. Smart typing that types what you think with out typing. 

PARKS AND CER

1. A website where you fill out the infraction and if true the web site sues the culprit (person or company) from an alternative secret entity. 

2. Fans that add weird smells.

3. Milk and cookies smelling perfume.

4. Face paint that can only be seen when reviewing footage on a camera.

5. Conveyer belt yoga mats. 

Lotion food

1. City meal plans that give you a meal from a different restaurant every week at a more affordable price.

2. Cars with pre programmed puppet shows that take place on the roof when the car is parked.

3. Magnetic action figures that attach to your car. 

4. Styrofoam typing keyboards.

5. Extremely expensive lotion that makes it so you do not need to eat. 

angst

1. Websites that have different displays depending on your age. 

2. When you buy a house, the city gives you a permanent URL of your address.

3. Solidified milk cups with cardboard exterior that melt when hot liquid goes in them.

4. Websites that are just public guest books for people to write on. 

5. A phone that prints disposable keys to get in your house. 

SANDWICH

1. A GPS that you can eat and pass that also has a fun app to it. 

2. A cereal that is entirely only sugar.

3. Water filled keys on your keyboard for soft touch. 

4. Sound machines that are live feeds to different real places. 

5. Sandcastle houses. 

Ice

1. Molds to make backpacks from ice.

2. Ice clothing 

3. Heat systems that can heat individual rooms at different temperatures.

4. Doors that have wheels on the bottom.

5. Molds to make swords from ice.

AT LAST

1. Children's car seats that strap to the roof.

2. Heated car seat for kids.

3. A tunnel under the road to the house across the street so your house is actually two houses. 

4. Cross walks that illuminate under you as you walk across.

5. Cars with seats for dogs in the trunk and the trunk top is like a kennel so they can breath and the people behind the car can see your dogs and the dogs can see out also.  

Strapped

1. Masks that make your nose look like another mouth.

2. Hair bands that have antennas on top.

3. Idea battle. Two writers battle for the best ideas. Voted on by the public. 

4. Model planes that can fly across the ocean.

5. Sound guns that shoot sound down from space to your location and can read your text messages to you where ever you are. 

Mayonnaise

1. Mayonnaise slip and slide.

2. Bread slices with images on them.

3. Meat filled Twinkie's.

4. Trailers that attach to goats for them to give chickens and rabbits rides places. 

5. Cologne that smells like mayonnaise.

Cat Nip

1. Digital screen stickers. 

2. Shoes with conveyer belts on the bottom.

3. Shirts with a doob tube in the collar.

4. Sand filled hats.

5. Padded computer mouse with same fabric as your couch. 

Post

1. Spot lights that come from space so you can illuminate a large area at night. 

2. Sound guns that send a loud noise long distances for general public.

3. Electric boxes that attach to collars that translate dog barks to words.

4. Sound catchers that store the energy from sound.

5. Smog maker machines. 

LOAN

1. Dog powered cars.

2. A website like google maps for a planet that doesn't really exist.

3. Wolf Dog cologne brand.

4. Streets designed to get you lost so they can arrest you.

5. Massive holes in the middle of the road for traps. 

So whaaa

1. Medicine for stupid people to take to make them smarter.

2. An airline that picks you up at your house with a helicopter. 

3. Food trucks that deliver food to moving vehicles. 

4. Dogs that are bread to never bark.

5. A weapon that makes it so you cant ever hear again.

mon-wed wed-sun

1. A show where stupid people try to defend themselves against really smart people. 

2. Juice making machines in your car. 

3. A lotion that makes sticky stuff not sticky.

4. An all city capture the flag game taking place all the time every day in your city. 

5. An app that beeps when someone stands at your door. 

sally stole the stampede

1. Gangs that you have to apply to get in to. 

2. A energy bar that is made out a dehydrated milk. 

3. A pill designed to make you fart a lot all day. 

4. Foam that you put on uncomfortable chairs to make them more comfortable. 

5. Ice maker. A spray that turns water in to ice even on hot days. 

Smock

1. A clothes company that makes clothes for you to wear when you are painting. 

2. A fabric that can attach to the wall so you can climb walls.

3. School desks with touch screens on them.

4. Glasses that are designed to make you go blind.

5. Guitars that have stuffed animals inside of them to make a difference ambience. 

Baseball

1. Sandpaper baseball bats for accurate hitting.

2. Snow mountains downtown that get as big as the buildings where all the snow is brought to when they clear snow. 

3. Chairs that hover 1 inch above the ground. 

4. Every state picks an official flavor.

5. Bears that are trained to make sure your kids stay inside at night time. 

Kiss Kiss

1. A online game where if you win you get to kiss the other player.

2. Smoothie machines at the gas station for you to add your own ingredients.

3. Two story parks.

4. Wool exterior computers.

5. Wool exterior TV's. 

The Bear

1. Tooth fairy a service like a bank that saves all your old teeth in a lock box for life. 

2. Drones with electric magnets on them so they can pick up metal things. 

3. A board game where it is the lay out of a house and the point of the game is to sneak out at night with out your parents catching you. 

4. A cereal that is only raisins called Raison.

5. A service that delivers you a new computer every week and takes back your old computer so you don't get any viruses. 

Santa hat

1. A hat company that only sells santa hats.

2. Games that are board game and on your phone so you can play at home and during the day at school or work.

3. ATM in your own house that the bank gives to people for convenience.  

4. A company that delivers money to you like a ATM but instead of the machine they just come hand it to you with in 20 minutes of when you place the order.

5. A vending machine where you can get your license printed. 

Sullen

1. A cure for warts that is really just putting duct tape on your wart for one week until it falls off.

2.  Skateboard computer keyboard combination.  

3. Slides instead of stairs.

4. Give a walkie talkie to someone in prison if you live in a prison town. So you can talk to them when you are bored. 

5. A website that allows you to host a website that does not cost way too much. 

Smoking

1. A gun designed to smoke a ot after you shoot it for effects.  

2. Tampons made out of hair. 

3. Customizable in print Newspapers that only cover the news that you choose in your preferences. 

4. Stranded car rental company.

5. A company that argues your point for you to other companies or people that you disagree with. 

Friend Calculator

1. A website like a dating app but it looks for the best fit for long term friends. 

2. Sauna/ living room.  

3. Houses made out of pop cans.

4. Day care for lizards.

5. A delicious dessert made from mixed together free mints and complimentary candy. 

game point

1. A game show where you only speak in a whisper.

2. Cake flavored toothpaste.

3. Charcoal flavored candy. 

4. Week long bus rides that don't leave the city.  

5. Sweat seeker. 

4 more

1. Wallets that are locked closed by magnets but can be opened with our phone.

2. Cell phones that you can fill up with alcohol like little flasks.

3. Country wide paper boat contest.

4. A contest to see who can walk the furthest with only 100 dollars.

5. Free day where everything in the world is free. 

Sandwall

1. Suits that retain the moisture from your skin and recycle it for drinking water. 

2. Animals that you can stand on and ride like a surfboard. 

3. Buy a country with the intention of emancipating all animals inside of its lands.

4. Heated horse harness.

5. Tattoos that heat up when you push a button on a app. 

Igloo Cake

1. Heated dog shoes.

2. Panda themed clothing company.

3. Earrings that record your voice.

4. Sandwich making refrigerators. 

5. Igloo shaped cakes. 

Hellen

1. A app that allows you to feel like someone else.

2. A website that does your homework for you.

3. Additional robotic fingers you can buy. 

4. A website that makes a random schedule for you. Just select your budget, time frame and credentials. 

5. Baths that have speakers in the sides so the music plays into the water. 

INTO THE WATER

1. Compartments on the top of planes with oxygen masks that you can sit in so you can feel the wind.

2. A carnival ride that open year round that you can ride in the downtown area of your city.

3. Sand castle contests.

4. A giant launcher to launch yourself in to the lake.

5. Boats that have speakers that play music into the water.    

M I

 1. Get a job as a cop on a island and follow a person deep into the woods in the middle of the night for no reason. (true fact)

2. Get a job as a cop on a island 

wait until the ferry stops running for the day 

then AT THAT MOMENT have a person take all the clothes out of their boyfriends bags and spray bleach all over them!  (true story)

3. Get a job on a island as the doppler ganger of a known rapist who has in the past publicly physically threatened lives. 

4. Get a job on a island as a cop and when ever a specific person off boards the ferry, be waiting on the street with your ugly face so that he sees you. 

5. Get ready for a trip to prison! Turn off the power at the property and more! This guy wont stop. 

Candle light

1. Cars with candles for headlights. 

2. School lockers with printers so you can print things out right into your locker.

3. A floor so shiny that you can use it as a mirror.

4. Ear mittens. 

5. Flame proof lighterf fluid.  

GOOD FOR IT

1. A contest to see who is the smartest person in the city.

2. An arm wrestling competition with the president. 

3. A implant that you put in your butt to listen to music.

4. Wrist watches that are have a live and permanent video feed to your wife or husband.  

5. Fruit that is genetically modified to never go rotten. 

My friend at the

1. Go trick or treating as an adult. 

2. Conveyer belt roads.

3. Giant fans in tunnels that make it so you don't need to use gas.

4. Shirts with holes all over the place to keep you cool.

5. Dim the lights on the highway on romantic nights. 

Gutter ball

1. Bowling with tennis balls.

2. Cup phones across the ocean.

3. Apartments under water.

4. Apartments on bridges below the road.

5. A kids camp called 'Holly Shit!'  

Snack Dab

1. Trampolines that allow you to jump up past the clouds.

2. Exercise by doing push ups between the mattress and the box spring.

3. Shoes with no bottom so it looks like you are wearing shoes not your feet can fee the ground. 

4. Mix pop rocks with soda as a form of fuel for a new type of vehicle. 

Snot Rag

1. Copyright a specific type of fabric to absorb snot the best and call it snot rag.

2. Perform an experiment by having two children and allowing only one of them to use the internet. See which one is smarter at the end of five years.

3. Strap on watermelons wheels so you can ride the mellon.  

4. A toy that allows you to make candy out of sugar and berries.

5. Sandpaper steering wheels. 

Vacuum hands

1. Save all the metal bottle caps you get and glue them to your sidewalk for better grip.

2. Ask the pizza guy to be your personal delivery driver whenever you order.

3. Make a map of all the gardens with flowers in your city and title it Stop and smell the roses. 

4. Make an electric powered zipline that goes to work and back. 

5. Make high powered vacuum hands to climb buildings with. 

Grain

1. Grain silo scuba diving. (caution)

2. A hot air balloon that doesn't have a bucket but instead has a harness for you to sit in. 

3. Swings at the park that you can strap into so you can swing upside down. 

4. Teach your dog how to cook.

5. Dogs that cook your dinner for you. 

HARD HAT

1. Hard hats with speakers inside.

2. Trash cans that sort the garbage for you.

3. Mass produce masks with the presidents face on them.

4. Cars that play music while you drive but the speakers are outside the car.

5. A book that can teach you how to do real magic. 

Walker

1. One day with all your friends dress up like zombies and walk around your neighborhood acting like zombies.

2. Nipple hats.

3. Ice cream that bubbles when you add a secret powder.

4. See through bags with cheese inside that you leave in the sun to get melted cheese when camping.

5. Backpacks with cup coasters on the top for you to balance cups on while you walk. 

Rainy Days

1. An umbrella that collects drinking water.

2. A tube you drill into the ground to access drinking water.

3. Connect the gutters of your house to tubs to collect the water.

4. Send a postcard of your face to everyone you know. 

5. Teach your dog what a printer and camera is by taking their photo, printing it out and showing it to them. 

Day of the Goat

1. Goat grooming stores 

2. Candle holders on your shoes.

3. Massive metal doors on the front of your house just to make your house look cool.

4. Tie tiny balloons on your shoulders.

5. An app that checks your posture and warns you when your back is not straight.  

Lambo

1. Build a cozy house in a big box and mail your self to another country. 

2. Dye your public hair a exuberant color. 

3. Send yourself money in the future.

4. Pigeons that are controlled by a messenger app on your phone. 

5. Tiny glass animal beads to wear as julery. 

Snorkel

1. Beds with wheels on them to make sleep more exciting. 

2. Dangerous cereal that has one nail hidden in the cereal. 

3. Cereal boxes that are also speakers. So you buy the speaker and the cereal too. 

4. Hand lotion that warms your hands.

5. Tools that can talk to you and explain how to use the tool. 

Yon

1. Reserve all the seats on a plane and go to the airport with a whole bunch of dogs for a entire plane full of dogs! 

2. An app that allows you to pick your nose by mini drone. 

3. Storage racks that grow from seeds.

4. Windows that are also TV screens.

5. Wall that are touch screen and allow you ot adjust the lights. 

WAX

1. A wax that you use to put on the bottom of other people's shoes so they can't chase after you.

2. Send a bag of coal to santa and see if the post office sends it back to you. 

3. Moon glasses that look like two moons.

4. Glasses that make everything look extremely far away. 

5. A dog that is trained to keep your feet warm. 

Dildo Dildo

1. Connect pipes to other smokers houses so you can share the second hand smoke to save money. 

2. Become a lawyer and try to charge a cigarette company with attempted murder.

3. Build a house up way higher than a regular house and make it steady by attaching balloons to it. 

4. A head band to strap bananas on to so you jog softly or the bananas break open. 

5. Socks with screens on them so you can get secret messages during school. All you have to do is slip off your shoes and look down at your foot. 

Dooly Do

1. A water filter that you put in your throat and you can replace every few months. 

2. Fingertip helmets for your fingers to wear instead of rings. 

3. Make a list of everyone who lives in your city and try to meet them all.

4. Frozen gum that you get from the freezer to give you brain freeze. 

5. Gum that freezes if it leaves your mouth. 

Hello Mister

1. Pick pocket cranes that pick your pocket from really high up with thin wires and mechanical claws.

2. Hardwire cameras all over your neighborhood so you can see what is really going on around here. 

3. Flat rate Sandwiches that are designed to be mailed. 

4. Milk flavored soda. 

5. Chocolate hats. 

Mango Strawberry Mocha

1. Stamps with your face on them. 

2. Houses with slimy walls and floors.

3. Gas security systems that put you to sleep if you open the door.

4. Yarn that is extremely strong so you can hang from it.

5. Shoes with goggle on the toes so it looks like they are people. 

Loco Motive

1. Attach a spool of thread to the back of a moving train and also attach empty cans to the string and post a sign on the back of the train that says just married. 

2. Put a manikin of Santa on the side of the road and make it look like he is hitchhiking with a sign that says North Pole.

3. Strap a bag of rice to the top of your car and let the rice slowly leak out.

4. A weapon that shoots rubber duckies.

5. Baths with a thick warm liquid that is not water but also is clean and smells good.

Icey Ice

1. Planes that smell like different things when you fly somewhere. One plane smells like blueberries and one smells like watermelons. 

2. A service that allows you to clone yourself. 

3. A service where you freeze yourself and wake up in 500 years.

4. A waterproof grand piano on the roof of your house to display your dominance.

5. A shirt that says 'thank you come again' on it. 

Up and ADD em

1. Math games that lets you play anyone who is close to you and see who is the smartest. If you are the smartest it gives you missions and places to go to see how smart you are compared to the rest of the world. 

2. Blind folds that are heated so you don't get so scared. 

3. A grocery store that is only open at night time.

4. A car that is extremely tall that has stairs in the bottom for you to go up so you get get ot the driver's seat. 

5. Welcome mats with rollers on them so people fall down when they get to your door.

SMOG

 1. Trade all of your clothes with another person of the same size and stature from a different country.

2. Write a book by writing with your feet and have that be the selling point of the book.

3. TV'S that excrete smells according to what movie you are watching.

4. Piercings that go through your foot with shoes that let the piercing come out of the shoe too.

5. Tongue clothes. Clothes for your tongue.  

Dog Sled

 1. A video game where you hook your self up to the game and it monitors your heart rate and other things. The game asks you to do certain things like meditate or raise your heart rate or go to sleep and you have to do those things in order to win. Who ever has the most control over their body gets the best score.

2. A video game where you learn to be a doctor.

3. Modern updates for old clothes.

4. A video game that goes through from the beginning of time to now.

5. TV shows that have real time hosts that recite what people on their website tell them to say. Determined by vote. 

Money Tree

1. Trees that literally grow money. 

2. A liquid that you pour into your dish washer machine that unclogs it.

3. Magazines that print off websites that you choose and send the content to you so you dont have to view it on the computer.

4. A service that prints your FB off into a book and organizes it so it looks good.

5. Squeaky noise computer keyboards.

Shaby

1. A neighborhood chore list website so anyone can sign up to do chores.

2. A doorbell that plays music outside instead of rings a bell inside.

3. If a house does not have anyone living in it, buy a bunch of monkeys and let them live in the house. 

4. Train cows to let people ride them.

5. Floors that are covered in wheels so you can slide around on the floor like a skating rink. 

The Bet

1. A video game for your at home console that allows you to play for money poker with friends.

2. Showers that the water comes up from the bottom of the shower instead of the top. 

3. Steam excreting TV's that excrete steam like special effects.

4. Cups that you can put necklaces and doll clothes on.

5. Plastic surgery to make it so you can hold liters of water under your skin.

out of nothin

1. A drink with a lemon lime flavor that is called The S Pit 

2. A video game for your at home video console where there are weekly tournaments to determine who can punch the hardest.

3. Buttons on your floor that you stand on to turn on and off your lights.

4. Monkey bars in your house on the ceiling so you don't have to touch the floor ever.

5. Design a house with no regular door but only trap doors that go through the floor. 

Mixed Berry

1. Ice cubes in the shape of different bugs.

2. Strap on tails for style.

3. A delivery service that also will bring you to work for free if you order from them.

4. Markers with little secret compartments inside.

5. Computer screens designed to be written on with dry erase markers.  

Marriage

1. Send a giant box of bouncy balls to someone with out telling them.

2. Phones that are the size and shape of your fingernail. 

3. Animals that can eat snow as a source of food.

4. Fly to another planet and put live stock there. 

5. Make the floor of your house be able to grow plants.

Ra^$0m

1. As a april fools joke write a ransom letter for your self and send it to your house for your parents to read. 

2. As a april fools joke fill the water tank for your house with food coloring.

3. As a april fools joke, put glow in the dark stars on the ceiling of your parents room.

4. As a april fools joke, put food coloring in the window spray for your friends car. 

5. As a april fools joke, switch your family dog with someone else's family dog. 

William The Wool

1. Make a movie about your life. Film it through out your life. Edit it on the last few years of your life. Release it upon your deathbed. 

2. Magazines with free toilet inside.

3. Waste calculators on the internet that gage how much waste each city is creating.

4. Glue bandaids that are also digital screens that display your phone screen.

5. Clothes designed to be a lot more heavy than they seem like they would be.  

Gaypril

1. Space suits with ti dye designs on them.

2. Spaceships made by different car companies.

3. Electric stoves that retract into the wall after use.

4. Sandpaper surface pens.

5. Shoes with literal soap on the bottoms.