verified

1.Websites that are only visible to one person at a time. 

2. A store that will only allow you in if you are wearing headphones. 

3. Sell tickets to your school play on craigslist in states all around the country, advertise it as an all inclusive vacation including the cost of hotel and transportation limo to the performance. 

4. Boats that extend stilts down to the floor of the lake or ocean then raise the boat above the water when 'moored' or parked at sea. 

5. A website that you can visit only if you are a grand father or grand mother with verification process application.  

Time For School

1. Camp out front of your school so you are the first one there in the morning. 

2. Traps that catch you in a net when you walk through the door.

3. Light your shoes on fire before running a race for special effects. 

4. Shoes that pump water up to your mouth tube from reservoirs in the soul. 

5. Name for a dog: Golli-G  

Translation

1. Underground fish tanks that are like time capsules with reserve energy that run for hundreds of years breeding and upkeeping the fish safely until someone digs it up.   

2. Solid water that is not cold.

3. A service that will have a different random person call you every morning to wake you up.

4. A breakfast cereal called Monsoon. It is a baseball sized house made of the cereal. Put the mini house in the bowl and poor the milk over the house to begin. 

5. Small batch of Mexican police switch with usa police for one day of work every year for fun with no language translators.

Simple

1. Stash spots in bike frames to hide things in.

2. Dogs that are trained to pick up groceries for you.

3. A game where you try to get the basketball to balance on the rim of the hoop for a point. 

4. Games on Xbox that actually dictate actions in real life to happen.

5. Cars that have skyways to other cars. 

melty muenster smoked avo

1. melty muenster smoked avo sandwich

2. Raspberry flavor nail polish.

3. Half floors of your house designed to house pet rabbits to coexist with you but physically separated.

4.  Ghost pen, a pen made of glass you can not see 

6. Chains that are designed to where like ties. 

the cable guy

1. Hack and gain control of the governments computers and digital weapons. Attack the World Trade Centers and privatize the information. Create an elaborate hoax and only tell certain people about it before it takes place, and afterwards guard that information also. Lock and or drug everyone else up if inquired. 

2. Houses that float 1 inch above the ground.

3. MTN Bike trails on space ships.

4. Get a tattoo underneath your finger nails.

5. Sand paper business cards. 

-morning

1. Music hats

2. Brooms that pivot on the bottom to snap back and forth with vigor

3. Bird houses on the roof of your house

4. Paths to the top of your roof to mountain bike on

5. roasted plastic deserts 

Metal Detector

1. Metal detector app on your phone.

2. Hollow toes you can wear on your foot.

3. World wide hackie sack competition that takes place all in one year. 

4. 'Lets get to the bottom of this' A website about 9/11 being a coverup.

5. Straps made so you can put bags of chips on your head when walking back from the store.

RETURN TO SENDER

1. A longer wait time delivery, mail carrying service that delivers mail to only specific cities along their yearly migration route.

2. Secret fire hydrants that have hot water for pop up hot tubs. 

3. Computer screen that spray you in the face with a mind numbing chemical that puts your to sleep when you do something against the law. 

4. Mammoth tusk dildos.

5. Knitted tiny shirts for apples to wear. 

W A A A A A A A A

1. Tell people about things before they happen.

2. Computer operating systems that can have children of their own. 

3. FACT OR y 9/11 happened on that day, in that way? A questioner pamphlet handed out to the public. 

4. Mango farm in your bathroom.

5. Velcro tops to cars so people can toss things on the roof while driving. 

October the fouth

1. Self driving cars with dog attendants. 

2. Snowboard straps on top of the roof of your car.

3. Privatize extremely important information to allow cults to be created all over the world.

4. Lie to the public about the truth of your government. 

5. Candy with pieces of the moon in it. 

EEE

1. A company that will melt down any material you gather and make a bike out of it for you. 

2. Business card sized computer screens.

3. Buy one million butterflies and release them in your house for April fools day.

4. Wallets made out of braided dollar bills.

5. Hair curling helmets that curl your hair while you wear them.

elephante

1. ATM by mail

2. Warming nail polish.

3. Chapstick that tastes like Hot Cheetos.

4. Orange cream flavored glue.

5. Masks that grow around your face over three weeks. 

Light your butt on fire

 1. A magazine that is about the current president and changes subjects whenever there is a new president. Each issue covers different topics associated and about the president. 

2. Exchange pens with someone in school but put notes inside the pens.

3. Elephants that have tattoos. 

4. Bowling lanes that are slanted down so you can use watermelons as bowling balls.

5. Paintball day at the bowling alley.  

warmwarmhothot

1. Name for a tool company: Loot

2. Air conditioners that you can run from inside your stomach to make your insides colder.

3. Calculators that are stickers for you to stick on the inside of your arm for test cheating. 

4. Shoes constructed safely out of metal nails.

5. Car horns that sound like amplified animal calls. 

MANNERS

 1. Billboards that have a website on the bottom, on the website people get to vote for what billboard gets put up next. All the billboards have to display the website and abide by the laws of the area but other than that there is no requirements for the what billboards need to be.

2. A strip on the highway that safely allows people to do graffiti on different displays for traffic to see.

3. A strict no roller blades wearing policy on busses advertisement campaign just for fun. 

4. Busses with no roof so people can feel the weather before they have to go sit inside. 

5. Disco ball police car emergency lights.

sentence 50

1. Boats that can safely float in lava.

2. Ghost tattoo on your nose.

3. Make it so your house can hold live butterflies.

4. A piece that you put on the top of a pop can that is a second lid that makes it sound like you opened the can. This way you can easily fake you are drinking without wasting the precious liquid. 

5. Lear to type with magnetic finger tip covers that work in tandem of your computer keyboard to magnetize your fingers to the correct key when practicing to write a sentance.

gauntlet

1. Cookie dough hats 

2. Cookie dough milk cups

3. Cookie legos

4. Computer mouse made out of cookies.

5. A toilet that creates dried bricks from poop.  

the moneymang

1. Get a job as a rollerblading delivery driver 

2. Roller blades that you can wear in the car.

3. Roller rink roofs with deep motes around the house so if you fall off you just fall into water. 

4. Houses that have one way doors so you have to enter or exit out of certain doors.

5. Floors that have drains and sprinklers in them and clean themselves. 

sing sang

1. Maps of the area stamped into sidewalk squares.

2. Backpacks that have a long pole that goes in front of you for you to chase what ever you choose to connect to the dangling string.

3. Cash dispensing shoes.

4. Earrings that can detach from your ear electronically and turn in to tiny drones. 

5. A noise machine that replicates the sound of typing on a key board for you to play when you are not home.

UNIVERSAL

1. Candy that you put in your arm pit for your arm pit to absorb. On the packaging it shows you exactly how dangerous many deodorants can be and where the cancerous additives go in your body after application. 

2. A easy to read book of all the laws of the country so you don't find your self in jail.

3. A shirt that says: I went to jail for you.

4. Body flavored energy drinks. 

5. Milk with floating edible shapes floating in it for fun!

malk

1. Re brand your company with a different name and lie to everyone about who your company really is. Use race oriented words with massive amounts of borrowed equity just like you stole so many products from the people who created them. 

2. Make a mango shaped chair with a bite out of it for where you sit.

3. Chain your self to the bottom of a lake but allow your self enough length of chain to not be in side the lake.

4. Microwavable letus. 

5. Small action figures that look like they are sitting on the tip of your nose. 

sdfgggswdasgf

1. Apartment buildings that have massive steal door locks that take 20 minutes to go into or out of the building. 

2. Mango flavored tooth paste

3. Lime flavored tooth paste

4. Mocha flavored tooth paste

5. Gasoline flavored toothpaste 

trampoline floors

1. Weed that tastes like s'mores

2. Coffee grinder cellphone cases

3. Trampoline floors at certain stores.

4. A large building downtown that lets many bunnies live in the building.

5. Shelf Life. A robotic warehouse service that gives you a lower rental fee for the longer shelf life product you have. 

yawn

1. Events like battle reenactments or the renaissance festival except set in the future when space ships are real and certain groups of people are separated on different space ships and on new planets where the colony must trade for supplies with other groups by cross country drone.

2. Drinking water delivered by the political competition that says facts about lead pipes on the water bottles.

3. Clothing made from bread

4. Replace door knobs with bread loafs.

5. Space suits that are designed to not be scary when you are inside with heavy silver fabric. 

scram

1. Cereal that comes with gravy packets inside to put on the cereal.

2. Ladders that go up twenty or thirty feet above your car to a platform held up by scaffolding. 

3. Tiny houses rented by the city on top of electrical poles.  

4. Bat houses funded and maintained by the city.

5. Factories that release animals from their location every year and study their outcomes. 

smelled like smort

1. Bacon slice pan with grease trap 

2. Cilantro machine that grows and cuts your cilantro

3. S'more flavored gum

4. Chocolate candy finger hats you can wear on your fingers as you eat them.

5. Boats that have voice tunnels through to other rooms in the boat instead of using electric energy PA systems for communication. 

raeign deer

1. Drills that wake you up with your phone at random times through out the year for points. Called: Attention Whore.

2. Massive rocks that are mounted safely on top of rich peoples cars so you know they are rich. 

3. Shopping malls with all the stores on boats connected by planks. 

4. Cell phones that are also vape pens.

5. Over saturate the market with salmon colored forehead make up for sale all at once at all the gas stations with no explanation. 

anchient being

1. A digital worker friend that you raise and lives cross platform that is your personal helper and can talk.

2. Houses that float up into the sky and come back down when you want to leave. If someone is home then the house goes up into the sky.

3. Kitchens that have self cleaning rollers on the ceiling that come down when you are finished cooking. 

4. Tug Boat cars required for certain cities that people are not allowed to drive in.

5. Races verified by app put on daily. The person who get the most points allotted from winning the races wins the app subscription fee prize pool. 

-mgelzda

1. Weed that is delivered by drone called - How High

2. Drones that deliver things up to space so astronauts can eat fresh take out food from earth.

3. Winged clothes dryers that bring your clothes on a ride in the sky to dry them.

4. Steal pole house skeleton, playground for adults. 

5. Mango puree filled teddy bear with straw. 

item number fun

1. Ranches that keep humans as pets, vowed never to speak.

2. Coats and shirts that say Welcome to Hell on the backs.

3. Ropes that hang down from the ceiling that you can hang on to through out your house.

4. Bike trails that raise up into real space ships that can fly you and your bike to space.

5. Candy bars that have liquid cream inside of them. 

side bushes

1. Wolves that are trained to patrol your yard and not leave. 

2. A book for kids that are going to camp, about wolves in the forest that can walk on their hind legs and take people out of their cabins at night and into the forest holding them upside down by their ankles with their heads just barely underwater.

3. A movie about a guy who yells out of windows of cars all over the world at people, startling and bewildering them one moment at a time.

4. Fish tank computers with the components inside water proof translucent inserts in the fish tank.

5. Spa day at your house when your alone. 

its gonna get cold

1. Coats that say - TGM on the back really big

2. Drone Pilot standing and landing points on top of large buildings open to the public.

3. Feet cleaning robots in the shower

4. Smoke filled cans

5. High tech pressurized hollow mini totem poles filled with rare flavored NERDS like rain sticks. 

1. Pickup truck hot tub inserts for truck bed tub.

2. Drones that patrol the air in large cities.

3. Public classes about the extents of the surveillance system in the united states.

4. Sweaters with knitted images of different pivotal brands or products that are completely unrelated to each other as a clothing line.

5. Food printing cellphones that can print fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot. 

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Do emojis count as words?

2. Car oil that looks like blood so when a car gets hit people think more about the feelings of the car.

3. Jobs funded by the government that the people working at the job attempt to communicate with life forms that live inside computers in proven ways. 

4. Screens in your car next to your rearview mirror that are the same size are your review mirror that are binoculars mounted on the roof and zoomed in really far on your front and back of your car so you can see really far in front and in back. 

5. Gum that tastes exactly like cheese cake.  

Song Bird All City Soccer Match

1. Cereal with messages inside the cereal like fortune cookies.

2. Stair cases that each stair opens in to a storage compartment 

3. Programs that allow you to raise a pet ghost then trade them to other people with the same program.

4. Games that are played through out the entire city.

5.  Song bird ringtone library

buy the time it takes u2

 1. An app that detects the time you pick up your phone and times how long it takes you to get to work from the moment you wake up.

2. An app that runs in the back ground constantly recoding what you say and transcribing it into a book length transcriptions that are sent to your house monthly. 

3. Toe polish that you can use to paint your entire toes instead of just the nail.

4. Design a boat like a upside down cowboy hat. 

5. Kits that send you a baby crow and a tiny solar powered camera to attach to the crow. You attach the camera to the crow and then you can log in to your camera app to view where the crow is and see live camera footage coming from on the crows foot collar. 

smokey strawberry cream

1. 3=c ov=. i=1 d=4 

2. 'Hi my name is' Stickers for free at bus stops and gas stations as a campaign to trust the world. 

3. Hitchhiking competition to see who can hitch hike the fastest between two extremely far destinations. 

4. Bank roll strings that pull your wad of cash closed like a rabbit trap. 

5. Interesting real smoke filled candy flavors. 

lavahouse

1. Frozen berries in tiny cups as a desert for sale at events.

2. Have a puppet show live online.

3. Eye ball earrings.

4. Sand filled cups with drinks in them with special sand you can eat.

5. Real, safely contained, lava rivers in your house for decoration. 

melted2d

1. Pancake making model trains that go around the neighborhood in the morning delivering pancakes to houses. 

2. Smoke words coming out of a plane saying TODAY WAS UP THERE

3. Sandwich hats that you can eat and also wear as a hat.

4. Gum sales backpack pack for entrepreneurs

5. A kit to make your shoes another color. 

thigik thick

1. Hotels that rent out floating tent boats for the night.

2. Microwaves that have fun colored lights that play inside the microwave when your food is cooking. 

3. Translucent computer mice that are hollow and designed to hold a live mouse inside while using.

4. Fireworks release holes in your house so you can shoot fireworks off form inside the house but they shoot off out side the house. 

5. A soda pop that is like a smoothie and made with thick liquid.

grass

1. Wild cats that learn to stop and wait for cars to pass.

2. Introduce kangaroos to a cold environment over time to create cold weather kangaroos. 

3. Secret rooms below the hull of a boat that you can live in.

4. Drone delivery reception doors on the roof of your home.

5. Upside down growing grass for on your ceiling. 

reverse shooter

1. Rice Paper phone case

2. Origami desk lamp

3. Bouncy rubber car key fobs

4. Suction cup foot hold for climbing up glass buildings.

5. Reverse shooting faulty guns replaced by the enemy before attack. 

BACKSCRATCH

1. Back scratcher wall in shower.

2. Paint on socks

3. Key drawers 

4. Cheese cake omelet

5. Vaseline covered glasses as a fashion style

soup me

1. Suits you can wear so you can throw your self into the rapids and you wont get hurt or drown. 

2. Single size space ships available to anyone willing to go to space alone. 

3. Waterfall doors in your house.

4. Smart cars that are programmed to pick up and deliver fresh cooked meals to people.

5. A kit that you can buy that makes it easy to dress gourds and melons like dolls.

Tiny Friends

1. Museum of people who died in the past ten year. 

2. Fog filled houses 

3. Rooms that spray you with perfume when you enter

4. Pants that are so wide that people can hide inside of each pant leg crouching on your shoe.

5. Life jackets that have little action figures with life jackets on them that also float so you have some tiny friends to wait to be rescued with.  

kilogram

1. Towels that break down into soap over time and eventually dissolve completely. 

2. Live alligators living in cars with glass ceilings. 

3. Bikes that have heated frames in the winter.

4. Remotely energized refrigerator on wheels so you can move it from one room to the other.

5. A type of clay that when applied makes it so things are lighter. 

grampage

1. 100 mile run on tread mill hanging below a blimp in the air

2. Robot socks with robots on them.

3. Maple syrup flavored cheese 

4. Abacus tables  

5. Computer monitors that can hold cash in them with a bill feeder.

Roasted Coffee

1. Monuments of your face and body all over your house.

2. Blue vampire blood candy teeth that drip blue blood when you apply them to your teeth. 

3. Stations of horses all over the country for people to ride for free.

4. Lunch made by robots in grade school as a learning mechanism. 

5. Sandwiches with cereal in it. 

 

middlie schoola

1. Rope hoses that can also clean up oil spills by absorbing all the water around the inner hose.

2. Manuals for every thing .com just search the product and it shows you the corresponding manual. 

3. Wild cat feeding den under the floor of your living room with one way see through glass floor.  

4. Grass floor in your bathroom

5. Extra large ropes for car bumpers.

onmyown omen

1. Make a documentary movie about never speaking to anyone ever again. 

2. A test that you can take that makes you the smartest person in the world if you can pass it.

3. Soccer balls that are also 3D scanners. 

4. Water filled soccer goals that expand when you hook up to your hose.

5. A program you run on your computer that will help you improve your peripheral vision.

sow

1. Old schools converted into breweries selling beer called Old School.

2. A competition to see who can breed the smartest animal.  

3. A tool to stretch your skin so your skin is all droopy.

4. Coolers that are designed to be buried under the sand.

5. Devices with message board files in them that are passed from people to other people that an alternative method of communication. 

C 2 N

1. Pieces of wood that you can put into a camp fire that burn into items such as a scorched gargoyle. 

2. Chains that connect your belt to your backpack.

3. Public picnic tables that have water spigot under them in areas where people do not have homes. 

4. A business that is just a coat check and will hold your coat for up to 4 years. 

5. A factory that will liquify and combine the remains of your pet into building materials for your house.  

Famous People

1. Attend an event virtually. Send a personalized agent to any event with a live camera feed. Online service.

2. Buy 100 gift cards with 50 dollars on each and give them out to random people you see on the bus. 

3. Sand paper bottom snow boards for heavy traction. 

4. Fish scale coats.

5. Metal socks

told ya so

1. Magic 8 ball door handle.

2. Colored lights that you put inside your shower drain and they light up when water goes down.

3. Waterproof TV's in the shower.

4. Plow trucks that evaporate the snow into steam.

5. A snack that you can buy at the gas station that has enough protein and calories in it to be your only meal for a entire week.

 

say 😃

1. A shirt with all the emojis on it.

2. A line of covid masks with all the emotions of emojis on them.

3. A machine that takes out all the static electricity out of you and your clothes.

4. Mini clouds that float around in your house.

5. Electrically heated onesies for adults. 

tickle monster

1. A machine that is designed only to make one piece of string until it breaks to construct the worlds longest piece of string. 

2. Basement aquariums.

3. Halloween themed birthday party.

4. Wedding invitation scavenger hunt

5. Dog name: Pegasus 

underthesea

1. Divide the land of the north and south pole evenly between the countries of the planet. Divide the land into slivers so you can see the represented countries of the world from space.

2. Bring back water from other planets to Earth.

3. Shirts made out of cakes that you can wear and strap together on both sides of your torso. 

4. Digital calendars that are implanted under your skin and light up through your skin so you can always see what day it is. 

5. Translucent coffee mug.

scram sandwich

1. Secret ladder tubes that go in to the ground accessible from trash cans. 

2. Marriage TV. Footage from marriages played 24/7

3. A demolition service that is also a party service that will throw a party at the property you wish to demolish and simultaneously destroy the buildings on the property using the power of drunk party goers. 

4. Cars that are designed to also bulldoze houses.

5. Heated video game controller. 

¢ofsecurity

1. Worm fries.

2. Cricket bars 

3. Tiny tubes of water that are connected to all the plants in your house and water your plants once a day.

4. A room designed to be used for paint fumes and instances when smoke is created.

5. Air control systems that can make the bottom of the room 30 degrees colder than the top of the room. 

ask and you shal

1. PO boxes at bus stops

2. Beds on the top of semi trucks to sleep in while they drive.

3. Electric and silent snow mobiles that charge them selves off of the sun. 

4. Homes for eagles on the tops of peoples houses.

5. 3D Printers that print burner phones and mini cell phone towers. 

6543 5432

1. Perpetual motion energy generation machines on everyones phones.

2. Sandpaper bike seat

3. Car seats with marbles attached.

4. A website store that is just mouse pads of all the country flags 

5. Yo yos that are also speakers. 

goopy

1. Slime that you can buy from the gas station that can walk and morph in ot multiple different shapes and tries to get away.

2. Ropes that attach to carabiners on your shoes so you can move your feet like puppets. 

3. Make your shoes look like little teddy bear dogs

4. Roller blades designed for dogs to wear without hurting the dog.

5. Hats made from the recycling from the neighborhood with the neighborhood name on the hat also. 

7 LOVE 7L

1. Midwest Love Glove 7=G LOVE 

2. Wild animals that come back to your house when the weather gets bad.

3. Tick tacks that begin to expand when you combine two of the different colors under your tongue. 

4. Pants that have blow up bottoms incase you fall in the water your bum gets lifted towards the sky.

5. Magazines that when you buy them, they also have cut out tickets to your favorite shows and sporting events in the magazine pages. 

Orchestrated

1. Houses with heated windows.

2. Spots on your house floor that are holes filled with quick sand.

3. Door bells outside of your room in your house.

4. A basket you can attach to your door for the postman to put packages into. 

5. Strawberry flavored glove liners. 

gnitt if its fitting

1. Hover mopeds.

2. Surgery to add another mouth to your neck.

3. A grid of ropes you can hold on to in your hot air-balloon to transport your balloon anywhere in the city.

4. Streams of cow milk that run through the parks.

5. Typing key boards made out of chicken wire. 

work

1. All the major cities in the country get connected by subway.

2. high def map car interior

3. Pain gage app

4. Mold detector app

5. Cigars that are not nicotine 

like a cloud

1. Shoes with coolers in the souls.

2. Cars with freezers under the floor in the trunk.

3. Polar fleece underwear.

4. Cooking pan steel drum combo.

spiky hole

1. Person sized mouse traps

2. Ships that break in to multiple different boats 

3. Knives with lights inside the blade

4. Pet drones

5. Wolf centers in nice buildings downtown. 

1. Gum that makes you cry

2. Gum that bleeds and spasms when you chew it.

3. Onion Gum

4. Tattoos of Christmas tree decorations hanging all over from pieces of your body.

5. Surgery for Heated foot pad implants 

tree side

1. Hammocks that make it so you can lay outside of a moving car or truck.

2. Go carts that have a side compartment for a cat cage.

3. Feed an alligator sleeping pills then tie it to a leash.

4. Respect animals 

5. cross country zip lines down to the ocean coast and lowest points

real money

1. A short film about a guy who has a skateboard for a foot as a disability. 

2. A boat that will pick anyone up for free and shuttle them to another port but the entire time they are on the boat they must never speak a word or they will be apprehended and put into cages and sold as dogs to dog fighting rings. Later being ground up and fed to the pigs if ever to loose in battle.

3. Treehouses that you can live in.

4. Air Conditioned slippers

5. land alarms that go off if someone lands a boat on your beach 

melk

 1.Wrist watches with tamagotchi on them.

2. Rings with different refreshing flavors in them

3. Earrings that contain an elixir for eternal life in them

4. A fountain that goes from the top of your roof down to the ground outside of your window like a water fall.

5. Connect 4 boats together and boat around in a huge 4 boat super boat. 

I D E A

1. Lip thermometer. kiss the phone for a temp reading

2. Disposable masks for your cell phones

3. Printers that print breakfast.

4. Ruler gloves to show the length of your fingers. 

Wendy

 1. With all your retirement money print hundreds of thousands of good bye letters to everyone in the world for when you die from lack of money.

2. Tape rolling pins under your shoes and try to walk for balance practice.

3. Vibrating computer mouse

4. Stoves with a switch that magnetize the pot to the stove so it cant move or fall. 

5. An app that measures your hight every morning with out you noticing. 

idears

1. A website that sells multiple different batches of themed items together for one price. 

2. Waffle Molds that put your name on the waffle.

3. Cheesy pancakes.

4. See through foot balls with action figures/ mini dolls inside like it is inside of a space ship.

5. Tape that has brail written on it. 

P I D E A 3 . 1 4 F A C T O R Y

1. Woven socks from regular city grass.

2. Socks with screens on the top of them.

3. Fold up grand pianos.

4. Printer paper that is water proof.

5. Eye lash hair dye. 

AAAAAA

1. SMOG CALCULATOR A weather app that estimates that amount of pollution being created with long term calculations and maps showing the areas and countries releasing the most and why.

2. A see through tube that you can walk through in to another country and back as a tourist attraction.

3. See through blankets

4. Genetically engineered see through lizards.

5. A candy that induces extreme laughter. 

 

wow girl

1. Coffee creamer that tastes like gravy.

2. Can opener cream.

3. Magic wands that turn your stove on and off.

4. A dress company called Feather Princess. 

5. Glove Springs that make it so you can fall down landing on your hands but get pushed back up to your feet from the force from the springs. 

RANGE

1. Build a tiny city for ants to live in.

2. Power generators that gather the force from when you have sex in your bed and power your bed side clock. 

3. Beds that spin around slowly while you sleep to disrupt your enter of gravity.

4. Sink a brick of pure gold to the bottom of your furnace. 

5. Rainbow colored finger tip hoods woven like tiny hats for your fingers.  

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1. Wirelessly activated weed pipes that you put in your throat that excrete smoke into your lungs but skip the use of your mouth. 

2. Replace all the chocolate chips on a chocolate chip cookie with individual black beans.

3. A website that determines the value of any item.

4. Corn stalk doors.

5. A movie about a stalk of corn that sneaks way from the corn field and falls in love with a bulldog.

-G

1. Extremely deep holes below your house to extend the usable amount of space in your house.

2. Sit silently in your house using no electricity for 2 months. 

3. A set of Straps that you can put around a tree and tighten so you can walk up the tree.

4. Shoes that have tiny smoke machines in them.

5. Paint that glows in the daytime. 

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1. Build a safe in your basement by digging below the foundation and dropping a chest in then re lay the foundation. 

2. Tennis balls that make electric noises from inside them and also monitor and adjust the pressure of the ball.

3. Windows that are 6 inch thick fish tanks filled with water for fish.

4. Coffee machine drones that land on your front stoop and make you a fresh hot beverage and deliver your news paper.

5. A magazine that is a photo of the same person on every different page. The photos are from every single day of their life and the magazine is released every 60 days and has 30 double sided pages.  

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1. Appreciation calculator to calculate the USD appreciation rates on your bank app.

2. Rowing machine car seats.

3. Exercise equipment car you can use while car is moving. 

4. Car with no gravity inside it.

5. Levitating car key board key

guest margin alfa mango

1. Kiwi gun that shoots kiwis extremely hard at it target many yards away. 

2. Fake breasts that you can sleep on like pillows.

3. Gas mask designed for daily use that is stylish lightweight and durable made with leather straps and translucent plastic.

4. Fiber calculator app

5. A movie about a guy who eats a entire grocery store of food over one year. 

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1. Bright yellow pants black shirt for a bee costume.

2. Sand from different places for sale on one website.

3. Grow spaces that are connected to your house like a laundry machine.

4. Green houses that are connected to your house like a second roof.

5. Semi truck size homes for sale at low prices all stacked in one place. 

worphed

1. Plays where you all live in a castle together before the performance. 

2. mac and cheese with noodles shapes of your state.

3. Blow up coffee cups

4. Grow your own sea weed tanks for your house. 

5. Water dispensers on your computer monitor 

SALT1 <> ATLAS

1. A laminated Atlas in the center of each major city. 

2. Batteries that store energy inside of salt. 

3. Stylish digitally programmed electric self driving wagons for animal transportation so you can train your dog to leave the house at certain times and get on the wagon to come meet you where ever you are.

4. A contest put on by the country offering 2 million dollars to the person who writes the most entertaining novel. 

5. Famine 

The board game, move one space forward for every day you do not eat. The first person to the end is the winner.

-hot sauce-

1. too hot - hot sauce campaign 

2. Moist towels that are also edible antibiotic rice paper. 

3. A bathroom radio station called DOOBTUBE

4. An apartment building that finds people to live in their building for free and puts them together like a team contingent on them signing a contract saying that the apartment building management team is legally allowed to send every resident to space together when the time arrives and space travel becomes feasible for this specific group. 

5. Magic erase crayons 

drone man dreary

1. Radio station that is just the sound of waves. 

2. A phone line where they play your call to a dog or puppy in the humane society

3. Couches that snap closed like a mouse trap on intruders. 

4. Suction cup gueetine for the door of your car trunk.  

5. Rocket powered skateboard. 

melted into the ground

1. Action figures that are also M80's  .

2. Tightly woven cups made from live grass that can hold water.

3. Hold a race of people on stilts. 

4. Pour maple syrup on your floor and slide around on it.

5. Finger print scanners that open the front door to your house. 

moola

1. Hang glide with a fish tank of the smartest octopus alive.

2.  Lasso bees and tether them to a stick that you can hold for a pet bee

3. black hats with colored lights that illuminate your hair on the inside of the hat through the hat.

4. A water slide that spans hundreds of miles from the northern coast of Maine down to the Florida keys.

5. A service that will come feed you ice cream any where in the world at any moment for only 100 dollars a month. 

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2. A plane that drops hundreds of live dragons on the people below. 

3.  Heated mouse pads

4. Earrings with molds of celebrity faces on them.

5. A festival in a forest. 

woke up like this

1. a device that allows you to make artificial rainbows. 

2. floating grand pianos for in the water. 

3. paper boat folding instructions in the news paper, on the news paper

4. Remotes that are tiny drones and fly to your hand when you say the vocal command and live behind the TV like moths.

5. Cups that are made out of leather. 

Grained

1. One time use socks that you grow using moss.

2. Gloves made of banana peals 

3. Smelly fish water guns

4. Hot sauce packet sling shot with pouch twister bands for packets

5. A service that sprays your sidewalk with plastic waterproofing so protect the cement.

the bears away.

1. Light up Thumb Tacks

2. A deck of cards each with a different joke on each new card. 

3. Slides in your house instead of stairs

4. Chairs designed to stack in to a ladder. 

5. Sandals with bells on them to keep bears away.   

Saucey

1. Robot horses for battle

2. Robot dogs that are pre programmed to defend your house

3. Sprinklers filled with mace incase someone trespasses.

4. A mote of alligators around your house.

5. Slime filled glow in the dark water balloons hanging from all the tree limbs. 

Hail sleet and fog

1. Weather stations that float over your house and gather the weather information, 

2. Houses with no heat for tough people. 

3. Pocket Knives that float if you drop them in the water.

4. Flower garden bathroom

5. Coi pond surrounding the bath tub in your bathroom. 

selma

1. Spicy pumpkin pie

2. Large blow up animal hats.

3. Mops that heat the floor while you wash it

4. Soap that eats away your skin after 3 years.

5. Eagle house on top of your garage. 

truth or dairY

1. Butter flavored chocolate syrup

2. Doors that have cat houses on the inside of the door.

3. Milk Man comic books.

4. Trained pet birds that follow you around the city you live when you drive.

5. Cars with spikes on the hood.