TRUTH OR

 1. Video games that determine where your pupils are and slowly start to attack your eyes in the exact same spot so you go blind.

2. A weapon that burns you around your eyes when you wear sunglasses and water condenses on your skin.

3. A weapon that waits for you to have a orgasum and your muscles release then activates the spot in your brain to hold those released muscles open for an extended period of time so you start to get a large gut. 

4. Secret warfare to make it so you think you forgot your password to accounts but really it is is just not possible.

5. Gangs that spray a rusting agent in your car tires.    

GHOST

1. Make it illegal to advertise drug side effects on TV.

2. Gloves that are just to keep mosquitoes off your hands 

3. A news channel that does not allow fake news stories to air. 

4. Don't advertise online.

5. Make a candy called Smack. 

25

1. Illegalizing fake news like false advertisement.

2. Jobs where you can come in as much as you feel like it.

3. Food trucks that come to you!

4. Water filled computer screens. 

SAYING SO

1. Nail polish that connects to electrical waves that heats up.

2. Screws that are hollow with tops that you can wrap messages up and put messages in.

3. Video games where you have to learn to type.

4. Digital pets like tamagotchi that you can send to other people through email so you dont have to take care of them all the time. 

5. Websites that write stories in real time so you can tune in any time like tv. 

Gain

1. Free websites that are tests for people to test their knowledge on.

2. Glow in the dark headphones.

3. Glass license plates.

4. Snakes that live in your car.

5. Ant farm shoes.

Hopscotch

1. A drink called hopscotch that takes like scotch but is not alcoholic and is for children.

2. Electrical outlets with lights inside them so the slits in them glow. 

3. Wallets that have printers inside them to print you money and checks.

4. Wallpaper that sheds it self after 5 years.

5. Living wall paper plants.

Scared

1. heated car door handles. 

2. A mask you can wear that has digitally changeable character available.  

3. A bus that drives around the city with a poker game inside of it so when you loose you get dropped back at home while the other people keep playing.

4. A game where you memorize all the states and then when you go to the police station if you don't recite all the states correctly they lock you up for 50 days. 

And it keeps going and going and going and...

1. perpetual motion machines. 

2. Mechanical buildings that change the hight of their roof on different days.

3. Memory game signs on the highway for long trip fun.

4. Board games with plugs in the side so you can charge your phone while you play.

5. Water fall stair cases that have streams that flow down them for ambience and beauty. 

Water Man

1. Electric water bottles that have different buttons to squirt different flavors in to your water.

2. Send your ideas in to greenhousemn@gmail.com

3. Animals like spiders trained and bred to live in your hair as pets.

4. Grocery store concerts during business hours.

5. A concert that is on the back of a truck that travels around all over the continent that never stops playing music.

Ice Cream

1. Water flavored ice cream.

2. Carrot flavored ice cream.

3. Hot plastic flavored ice cream.

4. Hot sauce flavored ice cream.

5. Fresh laundry smell flavored ice cream. 

Smile

1. A school that is on a large boat.

2. Solar powered cars.

3. Drones that clean your house and also clean your cars when you are parked.

4. City wide days where no one is allowed to leave their houses.

5. Allow people to keep elephants in their yards as pets.  

12

1. Heated phones for cold weather use.

2. Water filled shoes to adjust the softness.

3. Hats with water bottles in the tops of them.

4. Heated roof houses.

5. Heated surface keyboards to warm your fingers.

The time is

1. Message in a bottle releases for website releases.

2. Floating hot tubs.

3. Sandwiches for less than 15 dollars.

4. Glowing electrical cables.

5. A brand of whiskey brewed by federal judges. 

-

1. Plants designed to grow in your shower and get watered by the shower water.

2. Slippery door handles as pranks.

3. Mandatory movie night where you watch extremely boring movies as punishments.

4. Calendars that have preplanned shopping excursions scheduled for you. 

5. Winged skateboards that make it so you can fly.  

2026 and counting

1. Cereal that has dehydrated milk in it so you can use water. 

2. A game where you try to connect one continuous line of twine from the east coast to the west coast. 

3. Monkey bars in your house!

4. Hidden underground greenhouses in different abandoned lots in your city. 

5. New genetically modified colors for fruit and vegetables. 

Im still working on it

 1. Snorkel goggles that you can wear out of water for a fashion staement. 

2. Grass that grows different colors.

3. Brightly colored car tires.

4. Make a pen pal at a random prison. 

5. Tubes to talk through that connect to other peoples houses so you can have un monitored conversations.   

Trampolines

1. Pickup trucks with trampoline truck beds. 

2. Safes that attach to your roof like piggy banks so it take a lot of effort to get them down. 

3. Writing tools that prompt you to write a story using a set of random words every week. 

4. Chocolate filled fruits and vegetables at the grocery store.

5. Future telling blogs that actually tell the future in advance. 

The road to nowhere

1. Paper that is made from soy that you can eat healthily. 

2.  Road asphalt made from melted trash. 

3. Rock furniture for your house.

4. Rock slab rugs.

5. External hard drives for your computer that have wheels on them like tech decks. 

Tape

1. Tape that changes scent as you go through the role. 

2. Tape with stories on it.

3. Tape you can use as socks. 

4. Thick tape you can use for shoes.

5. Floating tables so you can work on your laptop in the pool. 

Agua

1. Jalapeño flavored water.

2. Extremely light bowling balls to make play more challenging. 

3. Cars with zipper closing doors. 

4. Beds that you strap into so you can sleep standing up.

5. Socks that have corn kernels in between the fabric to massage your feet while walking or standing. 

WAKE UP EARLY

1. Wake up at a different hour of the day every day for 24 days as a fun game to play with your self. 

2. Cars that have rain machines inside the car and make thunder noises on random days through out the year.

3. Self cleaning houses with drains that clean themselves!

4. Cardboard shipping boxes of different vibrant colors.

5. Fluoride gages that detect the amount of fluoride in your drinking water. 

Romance

1. Grand piano cars that are designed to hold grand pianos inside them so people can play music while they are driven.

2. Water bottles that have guitar strings inside of them that you pluck from outside the water bottle to make music. 

3. Gangster cars that are painted with a memorable color scheme like police cars but different and only available to felons. 

4. Garlic smelling Cologne.

5. Candy with loose change inside of the candy so you get paid to eat candy!

 

Nobody cares

1. Shoes with bells inside them.

2. Bluetooth shoes that buzz left or right to tell you the directions. 

3. Treadmill sidewalk squares in front of your house.

4. Talking mailboxes that talk to people walking by. 

5. Clubs that you join if you have a dog then a different member walks all the dogs every day so that you only have to walk your dog once every few days and also your dogs get socialized. 

Pierced

1. Robots designed to play ding dong ditch. 

2. Robots designed to bring food waste to compost areas.

3. Robots designed to go buy things for you at the stores around town.

4. Soft Robots that can skateboard and snowboard.

5. Infallible plastic knives.

Stash Spot

 1. Chess game where you can light the other players piece on fire when they loose a piece but it doesn't light the other pieces on fire.

2. Streams that go through your house and out the other side but they house still stays warm and secure.

3. Man flavored candy.

4. Woman flavored candy. 

5. Secret stash spots inside the key of your keyboard. 

I ALREADY DID THAT

1. Companies that have many staff members that pick one random person from lottery every week and work to do what ever that person needs or wants for that entire work week, excluding paying for things or sexual favors they do any type or manual labor or project that needs to be done. 

2. Raves on moving trains. 

3. A chess game where all the pieces are tiny drones that are controlled by each players phone. When you move a piece on the app then the drone flys up above the other pieces then lowers down to its intended landing spot. If the player takes a piece the drone picks up the other players drone and drops it on the side of the board then flys back to its new square.

4. Inflatable chess games. 

5. Inflatable checkers games.

HELD

1. Hand sanitizer made out of raw garlic. 

2. A product called 'Bread Crumbs' that is designed to be dropped behind you every 10 yards that glow in the dark so people can follow you through the dark. 

3. Wireless weapons.

4. Grapple hook phone cases that shoot up to the tops of buildings and can hoist you up in case of emergency.  

5. Cars with lights that project off of the roof instead of on to the ground.

RANCH

 1. Certain cities that allow and cater to animals to live in the city with the people. Creating animal bridges and feeding points. Roads with high wall around them and slow speed limits for other areas.

2. Earrings that illuminate connected to a phone app to change colors and go to music.  

3. Cars that connect to other cars on the highway to save gas.

4.  Cars that drop spools of thread behind them to get stuck in their pursuers wheels. 

5. Magic phones that don't use phone towers but only use wifi.   

Inflatable keyboard

1. Water bottles that have a statue of different animals inside to displace water. 

2. A service where you collect the dog hair from your couch and send it in to them and they make clothes out of the dog hair for the dog.

3. Scratch and sniff socks.

4. Cup coasters with photos of different roller coasters on them.

5. Inflatable computer keyboards for travel. 

Potato clock

1. Eco friendly battery operated laundry machines that you put on your roof when it rains. 

2. Gas powered computers.

3. Hats with images of eyes in the back.

4. Snore machines that make it sound like you are snoring. 

6. Robots that eat left over rotting food and use it for energy like potato clocks. 

Key Boards

1. Angry Fish Breeding

2. Jobless - a job that pays you to not have any job what so ever.

3. Angel wing shirts

4. Key boards that make music when you type.

5. Californian Carrots. The new craze! 

2025

1. Milk flavored jelly beans.

2. Math equation rolling papers.

3. Spell cider like : 5idea 

4. A game called 51 DEA where the government is the majority.

5. Nail polish for teeth.

Ten years later...

Ten years later... 

BREAK TIME

1. Hire a rapist murderer to represent your company and fly him all over the country to fuck up peoples lives.

2. Make a wireless machine that can attack fetuses and use it to rape people. 

3. Give free bikes to people who join your evil cult. 

4. Force your prisoner to have sex with random people to make her hate her self.

5. If no body loves you force someone to live with you and have your children because you are such a dumb looser bitch. 

1-6

1. Cheese flavored waffles.

2. A contest to see who can create the best new language.

3. Mini ant farm earrings.

4. Clear doored fridges

6. Plastic surgery plugs to charge your phone off your bodies energy.

SOMEBODY

1. Pop cans that look like mini Totem Poles.
2. Fold out bread slices
3. Spiky plate to make it difficult to eat from.
4. Arm pit Deodorant Stickers
5. Tea coated cup interior

Hungry Wolf Grrrrrrr.

1. Couzcouz mash waffles.

2. Action figure casts to make action figures out of used candles.

3. Lubricated pencils to make it harder to write with.

4. Poop strainer to get out lost keys and such (ewwww)

5. Tattoo eyes on the top of your butt.

Wood fight

1. Surgically implanted cameras to forehead.

2. Wood socks.

3. Hats made from cork board to pin messages on.

4. A liquid you can buy to melt your trash in to small disks.

5. Tattoos on fruit for practice?

And all it's glory!!! :)

1. Injections to make your veins glow different glorious colors.

2. Double decker plates for when your SUPER HUNGRY.

3. Stinky laundry soap to make ur clothes all stanky.

4. MN Born and Bread - Bread Company

5. Sticky pieces for your eye lids to keep your eyes open when your tired.

Soon O' clock

1. Glow in the dark thread for sewing

2. Blue Cheetos (registered trade mark blue cheese cheetos)

3. Electric heated PJS

4. Gold coated apples for billionaires.

5. Live goldfish bracelet.

Please Send Me More Soul

1. Candy Crush Soda caps that you crush to add flavor (like camel crush cigarettes)

2. Dirt flavored soda.

3. Pencils that are also Flutes

4. Oat Paste in packages like Go-Gurt.

5. Mini bobbling hula girls to mount on your bike handle bars.

Please Please Please Please

1. Fire wood spray that makes you're wood burn in different colors.

2. Glow in the dark car bumpers.

3. Hover balloons that only go up like 10 ft.

4. Gloves that make your hands look like real feet.

5. Little circular stickers that heat up each one of your toes or fingers.

Bike Breaks

1. Bike breaks that screech @ different tones so you can play music with them.

2.  Four year whistling school

3. Zip line transportation from the top of telephone poles.

4. Green colored car wheels.

5. Glow in the dark sleds for night time sledding.

Love Bullets

1. Love Bullets made form dead peoples wedding rings.

2. Sand Paper Coated Pens. For Traction.

3. A service that sends your dead body in to space.

4. Crotch cooker bags to warm your food with out getting it all gross.

5. Indoor apple tree kits. ( like christmas trees )

Free Candy FOR ALL!!!

1. Costumes/ outfits for deer (for hunters who shoot deer with tranquilizer darts then dress them up to wake up a more pretty deer) 

2. Fill boat hulls with cream to make butter while sailing.

3. Body mutilation to make your butt hole look like a rose.

4. Glow in the dark cake icing.

5. Attach a hot air balloon to the top of your car for extra seating.

im gonna quit

1. Suddle calm 3D wave bathroom tiling so it goes up and down as you walk.
2. Hollow Stash spot drawer handles.
3. A grease company called Elbow Grease.

4. Translucent kitchen cupboards (translucent to the out side so it gets sun inside for growing)
5. upside down BED S with straps.

SNOWY DAY

1. Bike Slippers for when you're bikes all snowy and you bring it over to someone else's house.

2. Bike Me (bike delivery service )

3. Re useable condom .... (ewwww. )

4. Napkins that reveal messages when you use them.

5. Water filled Key Boards.

GOAST PATROL

1. Dual horn system, nice + more aggressive car horns for more polite honks.

2. Electric bikes with stereos, horns and head lights.

3. Candy coated mouth guards for hockey players.

4. Personal cavity detector.

5. Custom PEZ dispensers of your face.

I can see clearly now.... but the rain is not gone.

1. A computer key board that plays music like a piano, but instead of needing to learn music, just learn how to spell to the tune of your favorite songs! :)

2. Trampoline generator so your kids can give you back some energy.

4. Tye dye color shoes.

4. Hollow ropes to drink water from while climbing.

5. Porn screenprinted on the inside of your shirt so you can look inside to get inspiration. (when needed)

Naughty boy!

1. Glow in the dark tattoos of all the acupuncture points for acupuncture teachers to better teach.

2. Donut mobiles for grown ups who like eating in bed. 

3. Love triangle. A shirt company logo with a triangle with 3 hearts. 

4. Lunch on the moon. A service that drives you to the moon for a fancy dinner. 

5. Naked party's where everyone is naked. 

The Gooses

1. Mini Christmas tree hats. 

2. Bowling pin shaped loafs of bread and balls of cheese. 

3. Digital playing cards (that change secretly for cheaters) 

4. Shirt, pants & hat with accurate measuring tape printed on it so you know how tall you are. 

5. Christmas tree ponds with floating platforms under to place presents on. 

Meet Joe Black 2 coming soon!

1. stop eagerly pleasing people just so they think well of you.      

 2. analyze your neurosis and start dealing with it. 

 3. stop being angry and acknowledge your pain instead of projecting it on others.  

4.  dont play dumb. 

 5.  stop lying to yourself, and others.

Nummies

1. Toaster/ computer for morning nummies.

2. Candy with real live dead bugs inside.

3. Gold babies, like gold fish but shaped like lil' babies.

4. A movie about me using real footage but with a fictitious plot.

5. Translucent bike frame that you can drop neon lights in so they light up for better seeing.

10/10 - Mission from above

1. A hat that looks like a head bandage.

2. Clothing with strings on arms and legs so you can be gods puppet.

3. Computer monitors that are translucent glass when off.

4. Free perfume dispensers @ bus stops.

5. A website that steals, categorizes and sells all of my ideas to people who need them. (and only value them when they cost money)

Don - Dat - Do - Op

1. Kim chiizits. (Kim chi flavored cheez-its) 

2. Drum Throne (instead of drum stool) 

3. Pills that taste like brownies when you burp after they are ingested. 

4. An academic test that you take while biking to make it harder to get a good score. (For all the people who already aced the ACT/ SAT. ) 

5. Decorate a Christmas tree in your front yard - put gifts under it for everyone who walks by.

Goat meet

1. Kim chi ice cream

2. Pickled ginger ice cream 

3. Bike ice cream delivery. 7pm- 1am

4. Helium filled apples. 

5. Goat meat birthday cake. 

Show was my first word

1. Laser pointer shoes.

2. Translucent shoes. 

3. Be taller or shorter extendable shoe soles. 

4. Weed stash spot shoes.

5. Air conditioned shoes.

Is this a joke?

1. Aerosol spray on shoes for barefoot shoes.

2. Tea wrappers that dissolve in hot water for quick tea time.

3. A piano with keys made from bones of your favorite pet.

4. A clothing company that designs clothes that purposefully look really really gross.

5. Surgical implanted LED lights in your finger tips.

ALL IS LOST*

1. Steal drum coffee mugs. Play with chop sticks when cup is upside down.

2. Christmas ornament graffiti around the city on trees.

3. A real wrestling match between the republican candidates and democratic candidates.

4. Porn magazine pop up books. 3D

5. Adhesive puzzle piece wall paper.

Dudddeeeee.

.....1. Animal races where little action figures ride different types of animals in races. 

2. Cups that have neon lights in the bottom to illuminate the  liquid. 

3. Gay stuff. 

4. Noodle strainers that make fun noises when you pour water through. 

5. Earrings that are attached to your hat.

Dragon bath time

U1. Translucent page book. Dang this is hard to read ! 

2. Twirler giant jump rope. 

3. Back yard pool ponds that continually funnel downwards like a black hole. 

4. Mountain bike paths up and down the banks of the missippi. 

5. Dolls full of fake blood so they splatter when they get hurt. :( 

WASHING TV

1. Put a washing machine in place of the TV in your living room.

2.  Bagels designed to float in the water so you can eat them in the bath tub.

3. Build a building that is secretly a weapon in someone else's country.

4. Thought tea, drink someone else thoughts in liquid form.

5. Mood hats that change color with your mood.

And maybe just maybe we can get along l think maybe maybe baby I think oh i think '

1. Blow up bike seats. 

2. Horse shoes with number stamp on the hoof so you know what direction they walked in. 

3. Animal shaped bike seats. 

4. Drums on bike handle bar. 

5. Textured eye shadow. 

1. A website that shows how many military personnel died that day. 

2. A live poker game between two country leaders for entertainment. 

3. Edible cotton candy wigs

4. Bumper lane roads for drunk drivers.  

5. Translucent towel. . 

DUDE

1. Ice pack boxer briefs 

2. Ice cereal - KEEP IN FREEZER

3. 1 time use ice hats sold at the Zoo

4. Save all your cut hair. Fill a comforter with it. Now you are truly self sustained.

5. CRY CRY CRY all night.

1. Flame light car headlights.

2. Full 4 lane slip and slide 

3. Stop lights that use live trees instead of a pole to hold it up. 

4. Shoes that keep a soil sample in the toe. Just kick the ground to collect. 

5. Shoes that release thousands of tiny marbles to slip on. Make it hard for a person to keep following you.

1. Hollow carrots to use for straws.

2. Toaster in dashboard on cars for early mornin' commuters. 

3. Tattoos at change colors when you lie. 

4. When you need something to do: 

Cook a large assortment of mini food, put it on a plate and give the squirrels a picnic. Take pictures. 

5. French press that has a button to re heat the already pressed liquid inside.

Naught Naughtier

1. Pills to make your spit glow in the dark.

2. Glow in the dark skin marker sex toys.

3. Penis hat marker. Place on head of penis to use penis a drawing utensil. 

4. A high powered light to put in your butt or vagina so your hole stomach glows. 

5. Whistles designed for vagina blowing. 

1. Post man shoes with springs inside soles. 

2. Pringles cans that screw together with other empty cans so you want to buy more to build things

3. Pull down reusable paper window shades. 

4. Water and fish filled window curtains.

5. Pringle can hats

The fly

1. Water filled car tires. I don't know why. 

2. Emergency drinking water filled phone. 

3. Textured tattoos. 

4. Rope tube... Climb up to the top ... Now your thirsty... Just suck the water up from the bottom where you started. 

5. Email me: aaroncolantti@gmail.com

1. Carhartt diapers designed for outdoor babies. 

2. Digital tick scanner to locate Ticks on body. 

3. Haunted camp ground. A haunted house that takes place around your tent.

4. A cabin with a glass roof. Under a clear stream. 

5. Big Magnets inside the water tunnel under bridges. Magnets pull metal waste from the stream. 

NOISE twenty TWO

1. Road made of clear coated book covers. 

2. Raisin maker. A hat with grapes attached. 

3. Ocean ears. Head phones with shells instead of ear speakers. 

4. Pants with a mini air conditioner in the crotch to cool down both legs. 

5. Pom Pom nipple bra.

Guacamole flavor tooth paste

1. Guacamole flavor tooth paste.

2. Armpit pouches to put things that need to stay warm into. 

3. Liquid sandwich - food on the go. Turkey, roast beef or veggie! 

4. Bacon baked in to fresh bread. 

5. Mildew smell cologne.

Fold This

1. Traffic jam ice cream truck and jam sandwich truck. 

2. Fold up car

3. Paint with taste... Just lick it! 

4. Giant fish tank at top of IDS tower with big sharks in it. 

5. Sticky car tires to collect road items.

EXTEND !

1. Extendable shoes... For a lengthy investment. 

2. Glass floor bus anti litter campaign. 

3. Cigarettes with a tear off butts to encourage the throwing of only tobacco on the ground. 

4. Extendable car. 

5. Translucent mail trucks.

Post man Jim

1. Hot tub hammock. 

2. Fungi spore enriched trail wood chips. 

3. Outdoor kitchen. 

4. Finger print switch stickers for criminals. 

5. Canopy tree house campground.

Whuuu?

1.  Extendable shoes... For a lengthy investment. 

2. Glass floor bus anti litter campaign. 

3. Cigarettes with a tear off butts to encourage the throwing of only tobacco on the ground. 

4. Extendable car. 

5. Translucent mail trucks.

This ones the best one

1. Just quit and stop doing everything.

2. Just quit and stop doing everything. 

3. 

4.

5.

O - T

1. Edible rock candy keys for 1 time use

2. Robotic rollers on desk that dump everything into the trash every night.

3. Trash pit in the middle of your living room.

4. Sucka - A movie about a lolly pop.

5. Roller blades with hollow stash-spot wheels

NOISE

1. Strawberry flavored Key chains

2. Oatmeal filled couch cushions

3. Rocket booster shoe roller blades.

4. Animal shoes. line of intricate animal shaped shoes. Many different animals.

5. Mushroom flavored cigarettes.

ahhhhh

1. Hockey sticks that have space in the shaft to hold extra hockey pucks.

2. Secret compartment computer mice to hide things inside.

3. Crushed beer can wall paper (just nail them to your wall and eventually it will be wall paper)

4. Hot water dispenser fingers - plastic surgery procedure

5. Hot coffee soup.

maybe maybe

1. Blood ink pens - refillable anywhere, just jab and wait for your blood to fill the pen.

2. Mini hats for your pens to wear.

3. Genetically engineered christmas trees that grow ornaments.

4. Give a wild animal $500 in an attachable vel-crow  pouch.

5. Wet pockets. Made with slimy fabric.

What the fuck!

1. A contest where people look for a ringing cell phone somewhere in the city. 

2. Use a text conversation from the past 3 months to make a screen play with.

3. Velcro on the bottom of socks and inside of shoes for traction. 

4. Shoes thst excrete lube on bottom when needed to do cool slides while you are walking. 

5. Coffee tables with a hole in the middle to place a potted plant inside. 

Post Apocalypse - Ditto Bar - Random Titles?

1. Antler Handel bars

2. Antler Plow 

3.  Bone bike - bike from made out of bones.

4. Hollow water filled helmet. 

5. Watermelon air tank. 

Towel Cape

1. Hammock jacket. 

2. Shoes with inflatable rafts that come out of the souls. 

3. Camel back hats 

4. Beer cans with breathalyzer attached. 

5. Towel Cape 

Moss wall paper

1. Grass sidewalk 

2. Moss sidewalk 

3. Grass indoor carpet

4. Apple tree carpets

5. Moss wall paper 

Pictures! You love pictures!

1. Street lockers - @ bus stations. (for terrorists and drug dealers to use ;)

2. Maple Eggies (below)

3. Use a canoe as a snow sled.

4. Car brand that has a printer/copy machine in trunk. (like a 5 disk cd changer)

5. Panic protection. A app that automatically assigns an '!' on txt messages when your heart is beating fast.

1. Scrambled eggs

2. Diced onions

3. Tomato

4. Kale

5. Tahini sauce

Dinner

1. Bike tires with treads designed to make sound

2. Body coolers (like hand warmers but opposite) for hot days (like Ice but cooler(more stylish))

3. Bandanna that slowly releases cold water

4. Bike seat vibrators

5. Pedal foot massage

Photo & ideas from Quintassi Coincidence

My broken thing is broken... Damnit.

1. Pillow phones - for talking on the phone when your in bed. 

2. Car honks that can direct the sound to the specific idiot you are trying to communicate to. 

3. Cars that have only a certain amount of honks allotted before the honker gives out and stops working. Use them sparingly... They are not unlimited! 

4. Lazy rivers instead of streets. 

5. Ping pong ball with different tones (specific musics notes) when they hit. Musical balls! 

Roman Candle

1. Pizza French toast. (Soak day old pizza in eggs then cook)

2. Rubber car interior, leather car tires. 

3. Gravel car roof. 

4. A company that makes bike tires out of recycled car tires. 

5. Glass steering wheel. 

Love Life

1. Hot air balloon house. 

2. Tattoos that can be turned on or off. 

3. A device that can determine what kind of animal poop you are looking at. 

4. A House made to be able to conjoin rooms when needed. (Like an extendable table) 

5. Colorful rice marketed to children.

Fuck Life

1. Bike handle grips/ bike light combo. 

2. Clear bike frame with lights inside. 

3. Bike peddle/ bike light combo. 

4. Fill a water bottle with paint, turn it upside down , open the top. Bike around creating a trail of paint so your friends can follow your path. 

5.  Flying bike. Linus Kangas

5B. Get a free surly back bike rack if you get 1-3rd place @ sol 31 -  June 21st.

Getting better

1. Roll up cell phones. 

2. Tree house camp sites connected by zip line. 

3. Bug playgrounds - play grounds with nets over them - containing many different bugs that don't bite for kids to play with. 

4. Bandaids for trees for when they have been wounded. 

5. News papers that automatically post articles with most likes from online. No censorship only likes determine what will be printed and distributed. 

Zeal!!!!!

1. Flyers paper that heats up when handed out. 

2. Coffee mugs with a mini coffee fountain in the middle. 

3. A program that randomly puts in 2 weeks notice via email to your boss with out you knowing when. 

4. Underwater computers for scuba divers. 

5. Mist makers that spray you in the face when you get too close to my fence.

Throat Note

1. A cable channel that is solely a live feed of what a wild animal is currently seeing and doing.

2. Job swap - a day when most everything is fucked up, most everywhere.

3. A game where you can add or subtract elements such as people, weather or social situations. Set the situations and see how evolution progresses.

4. Bike pulled traveling insect zoo.

5. Surgically implanted happiness dashboard - knows you're high and low dopamine levels.

Dick man

1. A pill that can be broken up in 24 parts. Each portion makes you sleep for 1 hour.

2. A scanner that can scan your current thought.

3. A website for complainers.

4. A special College for people who want to smoke cigs in class.

5. Instant Tye dye mix powder.

1. Party noise makers for your nose.

2. Streets made from materials that make music when you drive on them. Street name: Beat Street

3. Dragon zoo!!!!

4. Butt kazoo.

5. Package delivery. By dog.

1. Cookie tacos - Killian Korhonen

2. Stickers at whole foods that say 'certified organic organ donor'

3. Fill a plastic glove up with milk... Little hole in the fingers. Milk it baby.

4. Trampoline floor basketball tournament.

5. Cell phones that tells u how fast your car is driving. For when you aren't the one using it.

1. Car tires that screech when you are speeding.

2. Translucent windmills.

3. Clothing that expands like a sponge animal for camping.

4. Shoes that give you a foot massage when you sit down.

5. Hair dye pills hat change your hair color.