5 I A D (5 Ideas A Day)
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1. Compartments on the top of planes with oxygen masks that you can sit in so you can feel the wind.
2. A carnival ride that open year round that you can ride in the downtown area of your city.
3. Sand castle contests.
4. A giant launcher to launch yourself in to the lake.
5. Boats that have speakers that play music into the water.
1. Get a job as a cop on a island and follow a person deep into the woods in the middle of the night for no reason. (true fact)
2. Get a job as a cop on a island
wait until the ferry stops running for the day
then AT THAT MOMENT have a person take all the clothes out of their boyfriends bags and spray bleach all over them! (true story)
3. Get a job on a island as the doppler ganger of a known rapist who has in the past publicly physically threatened lives.
4. Get a job on a island as a cop and when ever a specific person off boards the ferry, be waiting on the street with your ugly face so that he sees you.
5. Get ready for a trip to prison! Turn off the power at the property and more! This guy wont stop.
1. Cars with candles for headlights.
2. School lockers with printers so you can print things out right into your locker.
3. A floor so shiny that you can use it as a mirror.
4. Ear mittens.
5. Flame proof lighterf fluid.
1. A contest to see who is the smartest person in the city.
2. An arm wrestling competition with the president.
3. A implant that you put in your butt to listen to music.
4. Wrist watches that are have a live and permanent video feed to your wife or husband.
5. Fruit that is genetically modified to never go rotten.
1. Go trick or treating as an adult.
2. Conveyer belt roads.
3. Giant fans in tunnels that make it so you don't need to use gas.
4. Shirts with holes all over the place to keep you cool.
5. Dim the lights on the highway on romantic nights.
1. Bowling with tennis balls.
2. Cup phones across the ocean.
3. Apartments under water.
4. Apartments on bridges below the road.
5. A kids camp called 'Holly Shit!'
1. Trampolines that allow you to jump up past the clouds.
2. Exercise by doing push ups between the mattress and the box spring.
3. Shoes with no bottom so it looks like you are wearing shoes not your feet can fee the ground.
4. Mix pop rocks with soda as a form of fuel for a new type of vehicle.
1. Copyright a specific type of fabric to absorb snot the best and call it snot rag.
2. Perform an experiment by having two children and allowing only one of them to use the internet. See which one is smarter at the end of five years.
3. Strap on watermelons wheels so you can ride the mellon.
4. A toy that allows you to make candy out of sugar and berries.
5. Sandpaper steering wheels.
1. Save all the metal bottle caps you get and glue them to your sidewalk for better grip.
2. Ask the pizza guy to be your personal delivery driver whenever you order.
3. Make a map of all the gardens with flowers in your city and title it Stop and smell the roses.
4. Make an electric powered zipline that goes to work and back.
5. Make high powered vacuum hands to climb buildings with.
1. Grain silo scuba diving. (caution)
2. A hot air balloon that doesn't have a bucket but instead has a harness for you to sit in.
3. Swings at the park that you can strap into so you can swing upside down.
4. Teach your dog how to cook.
5. Dogs that cook your dinner for you.
1. Hard hats with speakers inside.
2. Trash cans that sort the garbage for you.
3. Mass produce masks with the presidents face on them.
4. Cars that play music while you drive but the speakers are outside the car.
5. A book that can teach you how to do real magic.
1. One day with all your friends dress up like zombies and walk around your neighborhood acting like zombies.
2. Nipple hats.
3. Ice cream that bubbles when you add a secret powder.
4. See through bags with cheese inside that you leave in the sun to get melted cheese when camping.
5. Backpacks with cup coasters on the top for you to balance cups on while you walk.
1. An umbrella that collects drinking water.
2. A tube you drill into the ground to access drinking water.
3. Connect the gutters of your house to tubs to collect the water.
4. Send a postcard of your face to everyone you know.
5. Teach your dog what a printer and camera is by taking their photo, printing it out and showing it to them.
1. Goat grooming stores
2. Candle holders on your shoes.
3. Massive metal doors on the front of your house just to make your house look cool.
4. Tie tiny balloons on your shoulders.
5. An app that checks your posture and warns you when your back is not straight.
1. Build a cozy house in a big box and mail your self to another country.
2. Dye your public hair a exuberant color.
3. Send yourself money in the future.
4. Pigeons that are controlled by a messenger app on your phone.
5. Tiny glass animal beads to wear as julery.
1. Beds with wheels on them to make sleep more exciting.
2. Dangerous cereal that has one nail hidden in the cereal.
3. Cereal boxes that are also speakers. So you buy the speaker and the cereal too.
4. Hand lotion that warms your hands.
5. Tools that can talk to you and explain how to use the tool.
1. Reserve all the seats on a plane and go to the airport with a whole bunch of dogs for a entire plane full of dogs!
2. An app that allows you to pick your nose by mini drone.
3. Storage racks that grow from seeds.
4. Windows that are also TV screens.
5. Wall that are touch screen and allow you ot adjust the lights.
1. A wax that you use to put on the bottom of other people's shoes so they can't chase after you.
2. Send a bag of coal to santa and see if the post office sends it back to you.
3. Moon glasses that look like two moons.
4. Glasses that make everything look extremely far away.
5. A dog that is trained to keep your feet warm.
1. Connect pipes to other smokers houses so you can share the second hand smoke to save money.
2. Become a lawyer and try to charge a cigarette company with attempted murder.
3. Build a house up way higher than a regular house and make it steady by attaching balloons to it.
4. A head band to strap bananas on to so you jog softly or the bananas break open.
5. Socks with screens on them so you can get secret messages during school. All you have to do is slip off your shoes and look down at your foot.
1. A water filter that you put in your throat and you can replace every few months.
2. Fingertip helmets for your fingers to wear instead of rings.
3. Make a list of everyone who lives in your city and try to meet them all.
4. Frozen gum that you get from the freezer to give you brain freeze.
5. Gum that freezes if it leaves your mouth.
1. Pick pocket cranes that pick your pocket from really high up with thin wires and mechanical claws.
2. Hardwire cameras all over your neighborhood so you can see what is really going on around here.
3. Flat rate Sandwiches that are designed to be mailed.
4. Milk flavored soda.
5. Chocolate hats.
1. Stamps with your face on them.
2. Houses with slimy walls and floors.
3. Gas security systems that put you to sleep if you open the door.
4. Yarn that is extremely strong so you can hang from it.
5. Shoes with goggle on the toes so it looks like they are people.
1. Attach a spool of thread to the back of a moving train and also attach empty cans to the string and post a sign on the back of the train that says just married.
2. Put a manikin of Santa on the side of the road and make it look like he is hitchhiking with a sign that says North Pole.
3. Strap a bag of rice to the top of your car and let the rice slowly leak out.
4. A weapon that shoots rubber duckies.
5. Baths with a thick warm liquid that is not water but also is clean and smells good.
1. Planes that smell like different things when you fly somewhere. One plane smells like blueberries and one smells like watermelons.
2. A service that allows you to clone yourself.
3. A service where you freeze yourself and wake up in 500 years.
4. A waterproof grand piano on the roof of your house to display your dominance.
5. A shirt that says 'thank you come again' on it.
1. Math games that lets you play anyone who is close to you and see who is the smartest. If you are the smartest it gives you missions and places to go to see how smart you are compared to the rest of the world.
2. Blind folds that are heated so you don't get so scared.
3. A grocery store that is only open at night time.
4. A car that is extremely tall that has stairs in the bottom for you to go up so you get get ot the driver's seat.
5. Welcome mats with rollers on them so people fall down when they get to your door.
1. Trade all of your clothes with another person of the same size and stature from a different country.
2. Write a book by writing with your feet and have that be the selling point of the book.
3. TV'S that excrete smells according to what movie you are watching.
4. Piercings that go through your foot with shoes that let the piercing come out of the shoe too.
5. Tongue clothes. Clothes for your tongue.
1. A video game where you hook your self up to the game and it monitors your heart rate and other things. The game asks you to do certain things like meditate or raise your heart rate or go to sleep and you have to do those things in order to win. Who ever has the most control over their body gets the best score.
2. A video game where you learn to be a doctor.
3. Modern updates for old clothes.
4. A video game that goes through from the beginning of time to now.
5. TV shows that have real time hosts that recite what people on their website tell them to say. Determined by vote.
1. Trees that literally grow money.
2. A liquid that you pour into your dish washer machine that unclogs it.
3. Magazines that print off websites that you choose and send the content to you so you dont have to view it on the computer.
4. A service that prints your FB off into a book and organizes it so it looks good.
5. Squeaky noise computer keyboards.
1. A neighborhood chore list website so anyone can sign up to do chores.
2. A doorbell that plays music outside instead of rings a bell inside.
3. If a house does not have anyone living in it, buy a bunch of monkeys and let them live in the house.
4. Train cows to let people ride them.
5. Floors that are covered in wheels so you can slide around on the floor like a skating rink.
1. A video game for your at home console that allows you to play for money poker with friends.
2. Showers that the water comes up from the bottom of the shower instead of the top.
3. Steam excreting TV's that excrete steam like special effects.
4. Cups that you can put necklaces and doll clothes on.
5. Plastic surgery to make it so you can hold liters of water under your skin.
1. A drink with a lemon lime flavor that is called The S Pit
2. A video game for your at home video console where there are weekly tournaments to determine who can punch the hardest.
3. Buttons on your floor that you stand on to turn on and off your lights.
4. Monkey bars in your house on the ceiling so you don't have to touch the floor ever.
5. Design a house with no regular door but only trap doors that go through the floor.
1. Ice cubes in the shape of different bugs.
2. Strap on tails for style.
3. A delivery service that also will bring you to work for free if you order from them.
4. Markers with little secret compartments inside.
5. Computer screens designed to be written on with dry erase markers.
1. Send a giant box of bouncy balls to someone with out telling them.
2. Phones that are the size and shape of your fingernail.
3. Animals that can eat snow as a source of food.
4. Fly to another planet and put live stock there.
5. Make the floor of your house be able to grow plants.
1. As a april fools joke write a ransom letter for your self and send it to your house for your parents to read.
2. As a april fools joke fill the water tank for your house with food coloring.
3. As a april fools joke, put glow in the dark stars on the ceiling of your parents room.
4. As a april fools joke, put food coloring in the window spray for your friends car.
5. As a april fools joke, switch your family dog with someone else's family dog.
1. Space suits with ti dye designs on them.
2. Spaceships made by different car companies.
3. Electric stoves that retract into the wall after use.
4. Sandpaper surface pens.
5. Shoes with literal soap on the bottoms.
1. Send 1000 letters to random addresses you think might be real addresses without checking to see if you get any responses.
2. Make ice cream part of the dinner.
3. Playing cards with elements of the periodic table on each card.
4. Send the movie industry a letter asking them if you can preview their movies as a test audience.
5. Make stickers of your phone number and post them at all the coffee shops.
1. Make up 100 fake words and print it in to a dictionary zine. Release the zine at all the coffee shops around town and try to introduce the new words to the world.
2. Pre Program an email to your self in 20 years.
3. Pre Program an email to the girl you love in 20 years.
4. Pre Program your car to drive to the dealership and sell itself at 200,000 miles.
5. Make a movie about your day and release it online as a 24 hour long movie about your regular day.
1. Genetically engineered mushrooms that grow in different colors.
2. Cup and plate molds so you can make your own.
3. Wood computers.
4. Drains inside your car for surfers except the drain filters the water and turns it in to drinking water.
5. Delivery by balloon.
1. Ferment your own sweat into a sweet wine.
2. A calendar that remembers the last time you called your mom for you.
3. Welcome signs posted at the entrance of parks.
4. A rope that connects your house and the grocery store. So they can send groceries to you without you having to leave your house.
5. Stairs in your house that move like escalators but the opposite direction you are trying to go so you are forced to get exercise.
1. Breakfast cereal that crunches in different tones every time you chew so it makes a song.
2. Sleds with wheels so you can go sledding in the summertime.
3. A store like a coffee shop but they only sell hot water and cold water. They have many different types of filters and water but only water. They have distilled water and filtered water, city water and water from other countries. Water from famous water sources and even expensive water that the president drinks.
4. Prank sharpies that are not permanent but look and smell the same as regular sharpies.
5. A digital mask that changes to the face of who ever you are talking to.
1. Attach a sign to a deer that says: THIS IS MY DEER and let it live until it dies of natural causes.
2. Shoes with speakers in them.
3. Shoes that heat up the bottom of your feet.
4. Rings that are buttons for your phone that you can program what app opens or what the button does. Like send a message.
5. Make a dance and spend your life savings advertising it.
1. Fill your car tires with cash.
2. Fishing poles that are controlled by your phone so you can fish from your car or house.
3. Make a list of people you know and bury it for someone to find in the future.
4. A suit that makes it so you can fly.
5. Extremely loud horns for your car so people think your car is a ocean liner.
5 IDEAS A DAY WILL BE SHUTTING DOWN DUE TO THE DANGERS ASSOCIATED TO EXPANDING YOUR MIND WITH IDEAS.
April Fools!
1. Candy that makes your mouth numb for three days straight.
2. Welcome mats that are sticky and trap you so you need to take off your shoes.
3. Train goats to deliver the mail from the post office instead of the postman.
4. Ant farm floors in your bathroom.
5. A machine that allows your mouth to speak two different words at the same time so you can talk to two different people at once.
1. Print your own calendar with your own fake holidays on it.
2. Read a book backwards as an exercise.
3. Water tanks in cars so you can pour water when driving.
4. Free Hot tea machines at the corners of every major intersection.
5. Music speakers at bus stops that you can connect your bluetooth to.
1. Heated coat buttons.
2. Secret buttons on your walls that you can not see but are heated so you can find them.
3. A product to keep people from wearing your coat. It is a bag of tiny sharp pieces of plastic that you pour in to your pockets.
4. Elephant shaped shoes.
5. Car tires that make tones when you drive.
1. A service you pay for that makes helicopters come fly over your house really close to make you look cool in front of your neighbors.
2. Bread that has soup baked inside it.
3. A video game where you need to come up with 365 days of ideas, 5 a day to get to the next level.
4. Levitating laptops that come with opposing magnet, magnetic desk.
5. Shoes that have sand paper souls.
1. Drones that guard your house and attack anyone who comes on your property.
2. Make a website that is your location at all times called the Truman show. thetrumanshow.com This domain is for sale: $6,695
3. Make a balcony for passengers to stand on. On your car.
4. Make a childrens character called Wiggle Monster that is just a person in a sleeping bag.
5. Pack all your stuff up into your car and drive as far north as you possibly can.
1. Brown toothpaste with chunks in it.
2. A game show that actually gives people real money instead of faking it.
3. A comedy station on the radio that is all improv comedy in the form of a 'Bat'.
4. A dog collar that plays music for the dog softly.
5. Cups that have wheels on the bottom of them.
1. Mesh snow catching canopies.
2. A soda called MINI SODA that is in tiny cans.
3. Antler hats.
4. Long pants that are way too long as a new style.
5. Bottles designed to hold messages in the ocean and float long distances. With gps in it so you can see where it goes.
1. Rulers on the bottom of your shoes and on the sides so you can measure stuff by simply walking heel to toe.
2. A app that allows you to see what life is like after you die.
3. A TV that has vines that grow around the edges.
4. Forest fire TV that captures live footage from inside the forest fire.
5. Water filled carpets.
1. Cinnamon roll cake.
2. Ovens that cook your food inside car hoods.
3. Lighter pens.
4. Cat food robots that deliver lazy cats their food.
5. Mini bow and arrows like tech decks.
1. Pencils that are really pens but they look just like pencils.
2. Ice filled shoes that you put in your freezer at night but stay cold all day like expensive lunchboxes.
3. Straps that connect you to your bed at night so no one takes you.
4. Avocado flavored ice cream.
5. Goose mail. Delivered by goose.
1. Great lakes t shirts. One lake on each shirt.
2. Wallets that moss grows on.
3. Computers that moss can grow on.
4. Computers that excrete nice smells.
5. New dances that you can learn sent to your address every 5 months.
1. Mini Choo Choo train mail carrier for inner city delivery.
2. Mints with messages inside them.
3. Shirts that glow in the dark with glow in the dark thread.
4. Seatless cars that have bungee cords connected to the ceiling with climbing harnesses on the bottom where you sit in.
5. Stash spots under your car.
1. A game called boooorrriiinnnggg.
2. Instead of arresting criminals, pay them to commit crimes.
3. Mini houses on top of your shoes.
4. Make up fake news stories all the time to confuse people about that is real and what is not. Also make it so everybody hates the News Companies.
5. Privatize all the information and knowledge in the world and only give it to other people in your cult.
1. Dye your hair different color on either side.
2. Pretend like you are extremely mature and smart all the time.
3. Lotion bars. Like a bar of soap but it is lotion.
4. Jewelry for dogs.
5. Contest on TV to see whos rabbit can jump the furthest.
1. A video game where everything is exactly the same as real life.
2. A video game that excretes different chemicals into your brain so you feel different while you play it.
3. Clouds that are so thick that you can float inside them without falling through.
4. Magnetic remotes that attach to your couch.
5. Lights in your room that are different colors than regular lights.
1. Make a entire room in your house dedicated to only turtles.
2. Host a party on a city bus.
3. A company that sells cardboard pencils.
4. Get a job as a professional clothing folder.
5. Gas powered clocks.
1. A sandwich company that drizzles real maple syrup on their meats.
2. Digital sensors that blind people can wear.
3. Tunnels below your house that go to your girlfriend or boyfriends house that no one else knows about.
4. Make a rope ladder to escape from your room at night if you live on the 2nd floor.
5. Send someone in another country all of your allowance money.
1. Teams of delivery drivers and biker delivery riders that compete for the most efficient deliveries. There is a l tournament every year and people from all over the city can order food to be part of the games.
2. Drones that come pick your babies up and bring them to daycare.
3. Plants that grow action figures.
4. A professional service that calls your parents for you when you are running late for dinner.
5. A mellon the size of a foot that you can use as a shoe.
1. Wirelessly communicate to peoples ears like walkie talkies but with directional sound.
2. A service that creates more snow in your yard if you want more snow.
3. Space out the distance between the opposing traffic so as to reduce the creation of harmful magnetic fields.
4. Buy 100 dogs and buy them each their own house in the same neighborhood as an experiment.
5. Dream recorder app.
1. A machine at the gym that exercises your fingers.
2. Value calculator. An app that calculates the true cost and price to produce of any product before profit margin.
3. A drink called BLOOD that is thick and red like blood is.
4. Holiday maker. A yearly voting process held by the state to have a new holiday that is on a different day every year depending on what the voters decide on the year before.
5. Keep your money in the the souls of your shoes.
1. A Movie about a bunch of fish that can talk and they decide to wage war with humans. Then after many years the fish have declared all water their territory and humans have to live off of the water they get from rain.
2. A company called DO IT YOURSELF and it does nothing.
3. A business called Man Cave. The physical location has no doors or lights and goes very deep into the back of a building. Only men are allowed in.
4. Pants that digitally change size depending on your preference.
5. A app that allows you to make shapes with real clouds.
1. Tubes that transport your body to other locations using air pressure.
2. Perfume that smells like apple pie.
3. Backpacks that can hold a burning fire in them.
4. Vending machines for school supplies at school.
5. 3D printer that prints trophies.
1. Coats with liquid goo filling.
2. Liquid butter sold in cans.
3. Orange flavored coffee.
4. Coffee store that also sell hard alcohol to put in your coffee drinks.
5. Man Dog. A cologne that smells like wet dog and mens body odor but also designed to smell good.
1. Smokey smelling perfume distributed by the forest service.
2. Floating piggy banks for the water tank behind your toilet.
3. Satellite cameras that are pinned to certain locations that you can view online for free.
4. Cars with treadmills on the roof.
5. Cars without seats in the back, just soft cots for laying.
1. Instead of playing video games all day, play a board game by your self against your self!
2. Instead of working, buy a boat and sail across the ocean.
3. Use a plastic bottle with fishing line attached as a fishing pole. Wrap the line around the bottle with your hand to real in.
4. Floating blow up bridges for sale to the general public.
5. Melt all the trash in to sanitary bricks.
1. Friends that don't ditch you when things get hard.
2. A new type of truck that runs on grass trimmings.
3. A new language only spoken by truckers that incorporates all the swear words.
4. A digital translator app to translate dog barks to words.
5. Fanny Packs designed to safely hold hamsters in it.
1. Artificial grain that is neon colored.
2. Guns that have an extremely noticeable smell of rotten fish so everyone knows that there is a gun around.
3. Puzzles that you solve and it gives you answers about your ancestors.
4. A contest to see who can write the most entertaining 5 page story. Funded by the government.
5.Water filler paper.
1. Pipeline of soda.
2. Pipeline to space.
3. A gas station called: STORE.
4. A lollipop that has antibiotics in it that you suck when your sick.
5. Candy for dogs.
1. Retain the money you make by opening a savings account!
2. Bubble gum that makes bubbles in your stomach when you swallow it.
3. An AI idea generator.
4. Fruit with chocolate balls inside of it.
5. Scratch and sniff car interior.
1. Rulers on the bottom of your shoes and on the sides so you can measure stuff by simply walking heel to toe.
2. An app that allows you to see what life is like after you die.
3. A TV that has vines that grow around the edges.
4. Forest fire TV that captures live footage from inside the forest fire.
5. Water filled carpets.
1. Name yourself!
2. Name yourself before you are born. The app.
3. A giant fan running 24/7 in your yard to attract attention.
4. A house made of paper.
5. A entire page of ideas in print and online called 5 ideas a day.
1. Gross candies with gross tastes that you do not like.
2. Molds of different shapes for sale.
3. Stores where all the aisles are moving walkways.
4. Pants that have bells inside them.
5. Glasses with poems written on the rims.
1. A state that has a completely different calendar and names of the days.
2. A state with no police or laws at all.
3. Parks where animals are the legal authority and all humans must obey their wishes.
4. A country that exists only in the ocean with no land.
5. A platform levitating in the sky by hot air balloon that is its own legal city.
1. Brains. A candy that looks like brains.
2. Books that have flavored edible pages so you can eat the pages after you read them.
3. Heated pens.
4. Extremely long shoes for style.
5. Thermometer shoes with screens on the tops for you to read the temp.
1. Mailboxes that have two levels. The top level is for birds to live in and the bottom level is for mail.
2. Words only websites.
3. Bat coves in the city for bats to live in.
4. Hats with mini helicopter landing pads on the tops.
5. Real grammar police.
1. Gas powered cell phones.
2. Liquid wall houses.
3. Sound effects for your phone notifications.
4. Grapes for keys on your keyboard.
5. Gangs of old people that roam the streets at night.
1. As a thanks to your friends, write all their names on the chalkboard before class but don't explain it to anyone.
2. Import cigarettes from Mexico and sell them out of your locker.
3. Harnesses for large dogs so you can sit on top of them.
4. Smog eating cars.
5. Frozen juices that you put in your lunch box that keep your food cold and melt by before lunch time so you can drink them also.
1. Clothing that is a sticky substance and feathers that you put over your body so you are covered in feathers.
2. Fake nails that are claws.
3. Name everyone in your family the same exact name.
4. Drip coffee that drips from the ceiling all the way down to the table where the coffee pot is.
5. Aquariums that you can light fire behind and it does not harm the fish.
1. Build eagle nests for families of eagles to live on top of your house.
2. Houses with nooks in the roof for racoons to live in. Have see-through walls to view into the nooks.
3. Aquarium floors in your house.
4. Baby goat day at the zoo.
5. A place that allows people to come in and milk their own cow for this weeks milk.
1. Computers that print checks you can cash when you have completed your daily tasks.
2. Food printing refrigerators.
3. Cold to the touch keyboards.
4. An entire business where you can test each different type of keyboard.
5. Hot boats that turn ocean water into freshwater.
1. Food coloring in eggs.
2. Food coloring and water for sale on the corner.
3. Food coloring for make up.
4. Alarm clocks that deliver you breakfast.
5. Socks with pads on the bottom that are sugar packets.
1. Tell your parents your gay to see what they say.
2. Fart noise shoes.
3. Free trips to mexico after you learn spanish fluently. Promotion by language school.
4. Video games where you have to come up with tons of ideas to win!
5. Stylish masks that filter the oxygen.
1. Spicy Mixed berry lemonade.
2. Digital fruit that grows on your desktop.
3. Crops that you pour dust on to make grow.
4. Indoor living beehives encased in glass for you too see the bees.
5. Antfarm mirrors.
1. Move your family into an igloo for one year.
2. Cardboard cups.
3. Robot lawn mower.
4. Sandpaper clothing.
5. Cake that lights on fire and you have to blow out the entire cake instead of just the candles.
1. East coast to west coast chairlifts.
2. Chair Lifts that go across the ocean.
3. Houses only practical to use for tall people.
4. Put two holes in your hat for underwear.
5. Smoothie machines that plug in to your computer with artificial flavor cartridges.
1. Hundreds and hundreds of dollars buried under the football field of your school!
2. Slippery key boards for pro typers.
3. Prank call machines.
4. Receipt paper you can eat that taste like mints.
5. Hot bags of soup delivered by drone.
1. Trash cans with a liquid in them that dissolves the trash.
2. Sweatshirts with pockets on the inside of the sleeves.
3. Everyone breeds grasshoppers then releases them on the same day as a fun game.
4. Everyone buys eco friendly balloons on the same day and releases them at the same time all around the world.
5. Clothes designed specifically to be itchy for tough people.
1. Video games that determine where your pupils are and slowly start to attack your eyes in the exact same spot so you go blind.
2. A weapon that burns you around your eyes when you wear sunglasses and water condenses on your skin.
3. A weapon that waits for you to have a orgasum and your muscles release then activates the spot in your brain to hold those released muscles open for an extended period of time so you start to get a large gut.
4. Secret warfare to make it so you think you forgot your password to accounts but really it is is just not possible.
5. Gangs that spray a rusting agent in your car tires.
1. Make it illegal to advertise drug side effects on TV.
2. Gloves that are just to keep mosquitoes off your hands
3. A news channel that does not allow fake news stories to air.
4. Don't advertise online.
5. Make a candy called Smack.
1. Illegalizing fake news like false advertisement.
2. Jobs where you can come in as much as you feel like it.
3. Food trucks that come to you!
4. Water filled computer screens.
1. Nail polish that connects to electrical waves that heats up.
2. Screws that are hollow with tops that you can wrap messages up and put messages in.
3. Video games where you have to learn to type.
4. Digital pets like tamagotchi that you can send to other people through email so you dont have to take care of them all the time.
5. Websites that write stories in real time so you can tune in any time like tv.
1. Free websites that are tests for people to test their knowledge on.
2. Glow in the dark headphones.
3. Glass license plates.
4. Snakes that live in your car.
5. Ant farm shoes.
1. A drink called hopscotch that takes like scotch but is not alcoholic and is for children.
2. Electrical outlets with lights inside them so the slits in them glow.
3. Wallets that have printers inside them to print you money and checks.
4. Wallpaper that sheds it self after 5 years.
5. Living wall paper plants.
1. heated car door handles.
2. A mask you can wear that has digitally changeable character available.
3. A bus that drives around the city with a poker game inside of it so when you loose you get dropped back at home while the other people keep playing.
4. A game where you memorize all the states and then when you go to the police station if you don't recite all the states correctly they lock you up for 50 days.
1. perpetual motion machines.
2. Mechanical buildings that change the hight of their roof on different days.
3. Memory game signs on the highway for long trip fun.
4. Board games with plugs in the side so you can charge your phone while you play.
5. Water fall stair cases that have streams that flow down them for ambience and beauty.
1. Water flavored ice cream.
2. Carrot flavored ice cream.
3. Hot plastic flavored ice cream.
4. Hot sauce flavored ice cream.
5. Fresh laundry smell flavored ice cream.