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1. A game called boooorrriiinnnggg.
2. Instead of arresting criminals, pay them to commit crimes.
3. Mini houses on top of your shoes.
4. Make up fake news stories all the time to confuse people about that is real and what is not. Also make it so everybody hates the News Companies.
5. Privatize all the information and knowledge in the world and only give it to other people in your cult.
1. Dye your hair different color on either side.
2. Pretend like you are extremely mature and smart all the time.
3. Lotion bars. Like a bar of soap but it is lotion.
4. Jewelry for dogs.
5. Contest on TV to see whos rabbit can jump the furthest.
1. A video game where everything is exactly the same as real life.
2. A video game that excretes different chemicals into your brain so you feel different while you play it.
3. Clouds that are so thick that you can float inside them without falling through.
4. Magnetic remotes that attach to your couch.
5. Lights in your room that are different colors than regular lights.
1. Make a entire room in your house dedicated to only turtles.
2. Host a party on a city bus.
3. A company that sells cardboard pencils.
4. Get a job as a professional clothing folder.
5. Gas powered clocks.
1. A sandwich company that drizzles real maple syrup on their meats.
2. Digital sensors that blind people can wear.
3. Tunnels below your house that go to your girlfriend or boyfriends house that no one else knows about.
4. Make a rope ladder to escape from your room at night if you live on the 2nd floor.
5. Send someone in another country all of your allowance money.
1. Teams of delivery drivers and biker delivery riders that compete for the most efficient deliveries. There is a l tournament every year and people from all over the city can order food to be part of the games.
2. Drones that come pick your babies up and bring them to daycare.
3. Plants that grow action figures.
4. A professional service that calls your parents for you when you are running late for dinner.
5. A mellon the size of a foot that you can use as a shoe.
1. Wirelessly communicate to peoples ears like walkie talkies but with directional sound.
2. A service that creates more snow in your yard if you want more snow.
3. Space out the distance between the opposing traffic so as to reduce the creation of harmful magnetic fields.
4. Buy 100 dogs and buy them each their own house in the same neighborhood as an experiment.
5. Dream recorder app.
1. A machine at the gym that exercises your fingers.
2. Value calculator. An app that calculates the true cost and price to produce of any product before profit margin.
3. A drink called BLOOD that is thick and red like blood is.
4. Holiday maker. A yearly voting process held by the state to have a new holiday that is on a different day every year depending on what the voters decide on the year before.
5. Keep your money in the the souls of your shoes.
1. A Movie about a bunch of fish that can talk and they decide to wage war with humans. Then after many years the fish have declared all water their territory and humans have to live off of the water they get from rain.
2. A company called DO IT YOURSELF and it does nothing.
3. A business called Man Cave. The physical location has no doors or lights and goes very deep into the back of a building. Only men are allowed in.
4. Pants that digitally change size depending on your preference.
5. A app that allows you to make shapes with real clouds.
1. Tubes that transport your body to other locations using air pressure.
2. Perfume that smells like apple pie.
3. Backpacks that can hold a burning fire in them.
4. Vending machines for school supplies at school.
5. 3D printer that prints trophies.
1. Coats with liquid goo filling.
2. Liquid butter sold in cans.
3. Orange flavored coffee.
4. Coffee store that also sell hard alcohol to put in your coffee drinks.
5. Man Dog. A cologne that smells like wet dog and mens body odor but also designed to smell good.
1. Smokey smelling perfume distributed by the forest service.
2. Floating piggy banks for the water tank behind your toilet.
3. Satellite cameras that are pinned to certain locations that you can view online for free.
4. Cars with treadmills on the roof.
5. Cars without seats in the back, just soft cots for laying.
1. Instead of playing video games all day, play a board game by your self against your self!
2. Instead of working, buy a boat and sail across the ocean.
3. Use a plastic bottle with fishing line attached as a fishing pole. Wrap the line around the bottle with your hand to real in.
4. Floating blow up bridges for sale to the general public.
5. Melt all the trash in to sanitary bricks.
1. Friends that don't ditch you when things get hard.
2. A new type of truck that runs on grass trimmings.
3. A new language only spoken by truckers that incorporates all the swear words.
4. A digital translator app to translate dog barks to words.
5. Fanny Packs designed to safely hold hamsters in it.
1. Artificial grain that is neon colored.
2. Guns that have an extremely noticeable smell of rotten fish so everyone knows that there is a gun around.
3. Puzzles that you solve and it gives you answers about your ancestors.
4. A contest to see who can write the most entertaining 5 page story. Funded by the government.
5.Water filler paper.
1. Pipeline of soda.
2. Pipeline to space.
3. A gas station called: STORE.
4. A lollipop that has antibiotics in it that you suck when your sick.
5. Candy for dogs.
1. Retain the money you make by opening a savings account!
2. Bubble gum that makes bubbles in your stomach when you swallow it.
3. An AI idea generator.
4. Fruit with chocolate balls inside of it.
5. Scratch and sniff car interior.
1. Rulers on the bottom of your shoes and on the sides so you can measure stuff by simply walking heel to toe.
2. An app that allows you to see what life is like after you die.
3. A TV that has vines that grow around the edges.
4. Forest fire TV that captures live footage from inside the forest fire.
5. Water filled carpets.
1. Name yourself!
2. Name yourself before you are born. The app.
3. A giant fan running 24/7 in your yard to attract attention.
4. A house made of paper.
5. A entire page of ideas in print and online called 5 ideas a day.
1. Gross candies with gross tastes that you do not like.
2. Molds of different shapes for sale.
3. Stores where all the aisles are moving walkways.
4. Pants that have bells inside them.
5. Glasses with poems written on the rims.
1. A state that has a completely different calendar and names of the days.
2. A state with no police or laws at all.
3. Parks where animals are the legal authority and all humans must obey their wishes.
4. A country that exists only in the ocean with no land.
5. A platform levitating in the sky by hot air balloon that is its own legal city.
1. Brains. A candy that looks like brains.
2. Books that have flavored edible pages so you can eat the pages after you read them.
3. Heated pens.
4. Extremely long shoes for style.
5. Thermometer shoes with screens on the tops for you to read the temp.
1. Mailboxes that have two levels. The top level is for birds to live in and the bottom level is for mail.
2. Words only websites.
3. Bat coves in the city for bats to live in.
4. Hats with mini helicopter landing pads on the tops.
5. Real grammar police.
1. Gas powered cell phones.
2. Liquid wall houses.
3. Sound effects for your phone notifications.
4. Grapes for keys on your keyboard.
5. Gangs of old people that roam the streets at night.
1. As a thanks to your friends, write all their names on the chalkboard before class but don't explain it to anyone.
2. Import cigarettes from Mexico and sell them out of your locker.
3. Harnesses for large dogs so you can sit on top of them.
4. Smog eating cars.
5. Frozen juices that you put in your lunch box that keep your food cold and melt by before lunch time so you can drink them also.
1. Clothing that is a sticky substance and feathers that you put over your body so you are covered in feathers.
2. Fake nails that are claws.
3. Name everyone in your family the same exact name.
4. Drip coffee that drips from the ceiling all the way down to the table where the coffee pot is.
5. Aquariums that you can light fire behind and it does not harm the fish.
1. Build eagle nests for families of eagles to live on top of your house.
2. Houses with nooks in the roof for racoons to live in. Have see-through walls to view into the nooks.
3. Aquarium floors in your house.
4. Baby goat day at the zoo.
5. A place that allows people to come in and milk their own cow for this weeks milk.
1. Computers that print checks you can cash when you have completed your daily tasks.
2. Food printing refrigerators.
3. Cold to the touch keyboards.
4. An entire business where you can test each different type of keyboard.
5. Hot boats that turn ocean water into freshwater.
1. Food coloring in eggs.
2. Food coloring and water for sale on the corner.
3. Food coloring for make up.
4. Alarm clocks that deliver you breakfast.
5. Socks with pads on the bottom that are sugar packets.
1. Tell your parents your gay to see what they say.
2. Fart noise shoes.
3. Free trips to mexico after you learn spanish fluently. Promotion by language school.
4. Video games where you have to come up with tons of ideas to win!
5. Stylish masks that filter the oxygen.
1. Spicy Mixed berry lemonade.
2. Digital fruit that grows on your desktop.
3. Crops that you pour dust on to make grow.
4. Indoor living beehives encased in glass for you too see the bees.
5. Antfarm mirrors.
1. Move your family into an igloo for one year.
2. Cardboard cups.
3. Robot lawn mower.
4. Sandpaper clothing.
5. Cake that lights on fire and you have to blow out the entire cake instead of just the candles.
1. East coast to west coast chairlifts.
2. Chair Lifts that go across the ocean.
3. Houses only practical to use for tall people.
4. Put two holes in your hat for underwear.
5. Smoothie machines that plug in to your computer with artificial flavor cartridges.
1. Hundreds and hundreds of dollars buried under the football field of your school!
2. Slippery key boards for pro typers.
3. Prank call machines.
4. Receipt paper you can eat that taste like mints.
5. Hot bags of soup delivered by drone.
1. Trash cans with a liquid in them that dissolves the trash.
2. Sweatshirts with pockets on the inside of the sleeves.
3. Everyone breeds grasshoppers then releases them on the same day as a fun game.
4. Everyone buys eco friendly balloons on the same day and releases them at the same time all around the world.
5. Clothes designed specifically to be itchy for tough people.
1. Video games that determine where your pupils are and slowly start to attack your eyes in the exact same spot so you go blind.
2. A weapon that burns you around your eyes when you wear sunglasses and water condenses on your skin.
3. A weapon that waits for you to have a orgasum and your muscles release then activates the spot in your brain to hold those released muscles open for an extended period of time so you start to get a large gut.
4. Secret warfare to make it so you think you forgot your password to accounts but really it is is just not possible.
5. Gangs that spray a rusting agent in your car tires.
1. Make it illegal to advertise drug side effects on TV.
2. Gloves that are just to keep mosquitoes off your hands
3. A news channel that does not allow fake news stories to air.
4. Don't advertise online.
5. Make a candy called Smack.
1. Illegalizing fake news like false advertisement.
2. Jobs where you can come in as much as you feel like it.
3. Food trucks that come to you!
4. Water filled computer screens.
1. Nail polish that connects to electrical waves that heats up.
2. Screws that are hollow with tops that you can wrap messages up and put messages in.
3. Video games where you have to learn to type.
4. Digital pets like tamagotchi that you can send to other people through email so you dont have to take care of them all the time.
5. Websites that write stories in real time so you can tune in any time like tv.
1. Free websites that are tests for people to test their knowledge on.
2. Glow in the dark headphones.
3. Glass license plates.
4. Snakes that live in your car.
5. Ant farm shoes.
1. A drink called hopscotch that takes like scotch but is not alcoholic and is for children.
2. Electrical outlets with lights inside them so the slits in them glow.
3. Wallets that have printers inside them to print you money and checks.
4. Wallpaper that sheds it self after 5 years.
5. Living wall paper plants.
1. heated car door handles.
2. A mask you can wear that has digitally changeable character available.
3. A bus that drives around the city with a poker game inside of it so when you loose you get dropped back at home while the other people keep playing.
4. A game where you memorize all the states and then when you go to the police station if you don't recite all the states correctly they lock you up for 50 days.
1. perpetual motion machines.
2. Mechanical buildings that change the hight of their roof on different days.
3. Memory game signs on the highway for long trip fun.
4. Board games with plugs in the side so you can charge your phone while you play.
5. Water fall stair cases that have streams that flow down them for ambience and beauty.
1. Water flavored ice cream.
2. Carrot flavored ice cream.
3. Hot plastic flavored ice cream.
4. Hot sauce flavored ice cream.
5. Fresh laundry smell flavored ice cream.
1. A school that is on a large boat.
2. Solar powered cars.
3. Drones that clean your house and also clean your cars when you are parked.
4. City wide days where no one is allowed to leave their houses.
5. Allow people to keep elephants in their yards as pets.
1. Heated phones for cold weather use.
2. Water filled shoes to adjust the softness.
3. Hats with water bottles in the tops of them.
4. Heated roof houses.
5. Heated surface keyboards to warm your fingers.
1. Plants designed to grow in your shower and get watered by the shower water.
2. Slippery door handles as pranks.
3. Mandatory movie night where you watch extremely boring movies as punishments.
4. Calendars that have preplanned shopping excursions scheduled for you.
5. Winged skateboards that make it so you can fly.
1. Cereal that has dehydrated milk in it so you can use water.
2. A game where you try to connect one continuous line of twine from the east coast to the west coast.
3. Monkey bars in your house!
4. Hidden underground greenhouses in different abandoned lots in your city.
5. New genetically modified colors for fruit and vegetables.
1. Snorkel goggles that you can wear out of water for a fashion staement.
2. Grass that grows different colors.
3. Brightly colored car tires.
4. Make a pen pal at a random prison.
5. Tubes to talk through that connect to other peoples houses so you can have un monitored conversations.
1. Pickup trucks with trampoline truck beds.
2. Safes that attach to your roof like piggy banks so it take a lot of effort to get them down.
3. Writing tools that prompt you to write a story using a set of random words every week.
4. Chocolate filled fruits and vegetables at the grocery store.
5. Future telling blogs that actually tell the future in advance.
1. Paper that is made from soy that you can eat healthily.
2. Road asphalt made from melted trash.
3. Rock furniture for your house.
4. Rock slab rugs.
5. External hard drives for your computer that have wheels on them like tech decks.
1. Jalapeño flavored water.
2. Extremely light bowling balls to make play more challenging.
3. Cars with zipper closing doors.
4. Beds that you strap into so you can sleep standing up.
5. Socks that have corn kernels in between the fabric to massage your feet while walking or standing.
1. Wake up at a different hour of the day every day for 24 days as a fun game to play with your self.
2. Cars that have rain machines inside the car and make thunder noises on random days through out the year.
3. Self cleaning houses with drains that clean themselves!
4. Cardboard shipping boxes of different vibrant colors.
5. Fluoride gages that detect the amount of fluoride in your drinking water.
1. Grand piano cars that are designed to hold grand pianos inside them so people can play music while they are driven.
2. Water bottles that have guitar strings inside of them that you pluck from outside the water bottle to make music.
3. Gangster cars that are painted with a memorable color scheme like police cars but different and only available to felons.
4. Garlic smelling Cologne.
5. Candy with loose change inside of the candy so you get paid to eat candy!
1. Shoes with bells inside them.
2. Bluetooth shoes that buzz left or right to tell you the directions.
3. Treadmill sidewalk squares in front of your house.
4. Talking mailboxes that talk to people walking by.
5. Clubs that you join if you have a dog then a different member walks all the dogs every day so that you only have to walk your dog once every few days and also your dogs get socialized.
1. Chess game where you can light the other players piece on fire when they loose a piece but it doesn't light the other pieces on fire.
2. Streams that go through your house and out the other side but they house still stays warm and secure.
3. Man flavored candy.
4. Woman flavored candy.
5. Secret stash spots inside the key of your keyboard.
1. Companies that have many staff members that pick one random person from lottery every week and work to do what ever that person needs or wants for that entire work week, excluding paying for things or sexual favors they do any type or manual labor or project that needs to be done.
2. Raves on moving trains.
3. A chess game where all the pieces are tiny drones that are controlled by each players phone. When you move a piece on the app then the drone flys up above the other pieces then lowers down to its intended landing spot. If the player takes a piece the drone picks up the other players drone and drops it on the side of the board then flys back to its new square.
4. Inflatable chess games.
5. Inflatable checkers games.
1. Hand sanitizer made out of raw garlic.
2. A product called 'Bread Crumbs' that is designed to be dropped behind you every 10 yards that glow in the dark so people can follow you through the dark.
3. Wireless weapons.
4. Grapple hook phone cases that shoot up to the tops of buildings and can hoist you up in case of emergency.
5. Cars with lights that project off of the roof instead of on to the ground.
1. Certain cities that allow and cater to animals to live in the city with the people. Creating animal bridges and feeding points. Roads with high wall around them and slow speed limits for other areas.
2. Earrings that illuminate connected to a phone app to change colors and go to music.
3. Cars that connect to other cars on the highway to save gas.
4. Cars that drop spools of thread behind them to get stuck in their pursuers wheels.
5. Magic phones that don't use phone towers but only use wifi.
1. Water bottles that have a statue of different animals inside to displace water.
2. A service where you collect the dog hair from your couch and send it in to them and they make clothes out of the dog hair for the dog.
3. Scratch and sniff socks.
4. Cup coasters with photos of different roller coasters on them.
5. Inflatable computer keyboards for travel.
1. Eco friendly battery operated laundry machines that you put on your roof when it rains.
2. Gas powered computers.
3. Hats with images of eyes in the back.
4. Snore machines that make it sound like you are snoring.
6. Robots that eat left over rotting food and use it for energy like potato clocks.
1. Angry Fish Breeding
2. Jobless - a job that pays you to not have any job what so ever.
3. Angel wing shirts
4. Key boards that make music when you type.
5. Californian Carrots. The new craze!
1. Milk flavored jelly beans.
2. Math equation rolling papers.
3. Spell cider like : 5idea
4. A game called 51 DEA where the government is the majority.
5. Nail polish for teeth.
1. Hire a rapist murderer to represent your company and fly him all over the country to fuck up peoples lives.
2. Make a wireless machine that can attack fetuses and use it to rape people.
3. Give free bikes to people who join your evil cult.
4. Force your prisoner to have sex with random people to make her hate her self.
5. If no body loves you force someone to live with you and have your children because you are such a dumb looser bitch.