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1. A machine that takes water out of the air and makes Gatorade out of it so you can drink it.
2. Genetically engineered blood sucking dogs.
3. A blimp that drops tons of rotten vegetables on specific peoples houses that have done something wrong.
4. Do 1 push up today. Add 1 more everyday until you can't go any higher.
5. Treat athletes foot with tea tree oil soap.
1. Welcome mats that spin in circles so people can see what you are wearing before you enter.
2. Tiny shoes for each one of your toes.
3. Make a list of all the different plants in your yard.
4. Suit coats that make sound effects when you touch it.
5. Wireless digital file transfer hot spots on your clothing for secret transactions.
1. Secret insurance brackets that make black mail, spying and harassment legal.
2. Instead of prosecuting people, just leave the case open indefinitely black mail them for the rest of their lives so you can make them in to your slave!
3. Instead of letting people grow their own medicine, make it illegal and force them to get their medicine from private sources that repeatedly on a daily basis break the law.
4. Instead of trying to make people healthier at hospitals, lock them up and force them on to nicotine and other addictive drugs. Don't let them exercise longer than 30 min a day and feed them unhealthy food. Do this using money acquired by manipulating governmental emergency funds.
5. Milk extracted from male cows.
1. A camp that is designed like a game and has multiple different outcomes for each person admitted.
2. A gardening soil that glows in the dark.
3. Trash bags that have the logos of your favorite sports team on them!
4. Fake hands to wear so your hands are safe.
5. A machine that eats flys and uses them to power it self.
1. Make all the laws so confusing and secret that no one listens at all.
2. A website called freefood.com that allows users to post the location and amount of free food to be donated to any one looking for free food!
3. A video game that can be played using the dexterity of your tongue.
4. Tattoos that are inside your throat so no one can see unless they look down your throat.
5. A contest to see who can cook the longest spaghetti noodle.
1. Tutoring service called Smart Cookie
2. Boats designed and funded by the government for space travel research that have the same people and families on board for multiple generations.
3. A 3D cable channel visible with 3d glasses.
4. Amfibious kowolas.
5. Smart typing that types what you think with out typing.
1. A website where you fill out the infraction and if true the web site sues the culprit (person or company) from an alternative secret entity.
2. Fans that add weird smells.
3. Milk and cookies smelling perfume.
4. Face paint that can only be seen when reviewing footage on a camera.
5. Conveyer belt yoga mats.
1. City meal plans that give you a meal from a different restaurant every week at a more affordable price.
2. Cars with pre programmed puppet shows that take place on the roof when the car is parked.
3. Magnetic action figures that attach to your car.
4. Styrofoam typing keyboards.
5. Extremely expensive lotion that makes it so you do not need to eat.
1. Websites that have different displays depending on your age.
2. When you buy a house, the city gives you a permanent URL of your address.
3. Solidified milk cups with cardboard exterior that melt when hot liquid goes in them.
4. Websites that are just public guest books for people to write on.
5. A phone that prints disposable keys to get in your house.
1. A GPS that you can eat and pass that also has a fun app to it.
2. A cereal that is entirely only sugar.
3. Water filled keys on your keyboard for soft touch.
4. Sound machines that are live feeds to different real places.
5. Sandcastle houses.
1. Children's car seats that strap to the roof.
2. Heated car seat for kids.
3. A tunnel under the road to the house across the street so your house is actually two houses.
4. Cross walks that illuminate under you as you walk across.
5. Cars with seats for dogs in the trunk and the trunk top is like a kennel so they can breath and the people behind the car can see your dogs and the dogs can see out also.
1. Masks that make your nose look like another mouth.
2. Hair bands that have antennas on top.
3. Idea battle. Two writers battle for the best ideas. Voted on by the public.
4. Model planes that can fly across the ocean.
5. Sound guns that shoot sound down from space to your location and can read your text messages to you where ever you are.
1. Mayonnaise slip and slide.
2. Bread slices with images on them.
3. Meat filled Twinkie's.
4. Trailers that attach to goats for them to give chickens and rabbits rides places.
5. Cologne that smells like mayonnaise.
1. Digital screen stickers.
2. Shoes with conveyer belts on the bottom.
3. Shirts with a doob tube in the collar.
4. Sand filled hats.
5. Padded computer mouse with same fabric as your couch.
1. Spot lights that come from space so you can illuminate a large area at night.
2. Sound guns that send a loud noise long distances for general public.
3. Electric boxes that attach to collars that translate dog barks to words.
4. Sound catchers that store the energy from sound.
5. Smog maker machines.
1. Dog powered cars.
2. A website like google maps for a planet that doesn't really exist.
3. Wolf Dog cologne brand.
4. Streets designed to get you lost so they can arrest you.
5. Massive holes in the middle of the road for traps.
1. Medicine for stupid people to take to make them smarter.
2. An airline that picks you up at your house with a helicopter.
3. Food trucks that deliver food to moving vehicles.
4. Dogs that are bread to never bark.
5. A weapon that makes it so you cant ever hear again.
1. A show where stupid people try to defend themselves against really smart people.
2. Juice making machines in your car.
3. A lotion that makes sticky stuff not sticky.
4. An all city capture the flag game taking place all the time every day in your city.
5. An app that beeps when someone stands at your door.
1. Gangs that you have to apply to get in to.
2. A energy bar that is made out a dehydrated milk.
3. A pill designed to make you fart a lot all day.
4. Foam that you put on uncomfortable chairs to make them more comfortable.
5. Ice maker. A spray that turns water in to ice even on hot days.
1. A clothes company that makes clothes for you to wear when you are painting.
2. A fabric that can attach to the wall so you can climb walls.
3. School desks with touch screens on them.
4. Glasses that are designed to make you go blind.
5. Guitars that have stuffed animals inside of them to make a difference ambience.
1. Sandpaper baseball bats for accurate hitting.
2. Snow mountains downtown that get as big as the buildings where all the snow is brought to when they clear snow.
3. Chairs that hover 1 inch above the ground.
4. Every state picks an official flavor.
5. Bears that are trained to make sure your kids stay inside at night time.
1. A online game where if you win you get to kiss the other player.
2. Smoothie machines at the gas station for you to add your own ingredients.
3. Two story parks.
4. Wool exterior computers.
5. Wool exterior TV's.
1. Tooth fairy a service like a bank that saves all your old teeth in a lock box for life.
2. Drones with electric magnets on them so they can pick up metal things.
3. A board game where it is the lay out of a house and the point of the game is to sneak out at night with out your parents catching you.
4. A cereal that is only raisins called Raison.
5. A service that delivers you a new computer every week and takes back your old computer so you don't get any viruses.
1. A hat company that only sells santa hats.
2. Games that are board game and on your phone so you can play at home and during the day at school or work.
3. ATM in your own house that the bank gives to people for convenience.
4. A company that delivers money to you like a ATM but instead of the machine they just come hand it to you with in 20 minutes of when you place the order.
5. A vending machine where you can get your license printed.
1. A cure for warts that is really just putting duct tape on your wart for one week until it falls off.
2. Skateboard computer keyboard combination.
3. Slides instead of stairs.
4. Give a walkie talkie to someone in prison if you live in a prison town. So you can talk to them when you are bored.
5. A website that allows you to host a website that does not cost way too much.
1. A gun designed to smoke a ot after you shoot it for effects.
2. Tampons made out of hair.
3. Customizable in print Newspapers that only cover the news that you choose in your preferences.
4. Stranded car rental company.
5. A company that argues your point for you to other companies or people that you disagree with.
1. A website like a dating app but it looks for the best fit for long term friends.
2. Sauna/ living room.
3. Houses made out of pop cans.
4. Day care for lizards.
5. A delicious dessert made from mixed together free mints and complimentary candy.
1. A game show where you only speak in a whisper.
2. Cake flavored toothpaste.
3. Charcoal flavored candy.
4. Week long bus rides that don't leave the city.
5. Sweat seeker.
1. Wallets that are locked closed by magnets but can be opened with our phone.
2. Cell phones that you can fill up with alcohol like little flasks.
3. Country wide paper boat contest.
4. A contest to see who can walk the furthest with only 100 dollars.
5. Free day where everything in the world is free.
1. Suits that retain the moisture from your skin and recycle it for drinking water.
2. Animals that you can stand on and ride like a surfboard.
3. Buy a country with the intention of emancipating all animals inside of its lands.
4. Heated horse harness.
5. Tattoos that heat up when you push a button on a app.
1. A app that allows you to feel like someone else.
2. A website that does your homework for you.
3. Additional robotic fingers you can buy.
4. A website that makes a random schedule for you. Just select your budget, time frame and credentials.
5. Baths that have speakers in the sides so the music plays into the water.
1. Compartments on the top of planes with oxygen masks that you can sit in so you can feel the wind.
2. A carnival ride that open year round that you can ride in the downtown area of your city.
3. Sand castle contests.
4. A giant launcher to launch yourself in to the lake.
5. Boats that have speakers that play music into the water.
1. Get a job as a cop on a island and follow a person deep into the woods in the middle of the night for no reason. (true fact)
2. Get a job as a cop on a island
wait until the ferry stops running for the day
then AT THAT MOMENT have a person take all the clothes out of their boyfriends bags and spray bleach all over them! (true story)
3. Get a job on a island as the doppler ganger of a known rapist who has in the past publicly physically threatened lives.
4. Get a job on a island as a cop and when ever a specific person off boards the ferry, be waiting on the street with your ugly face so that he sees you.
5. Get ready for a trip to prison! Turn off the power at the property and more! This guy wont stop.
1. Cars with candles for headlights.
2. School lockers with printers so you can print things out right into your locker.
3. A floor so shiny that you can use it as a mirror.
4. Ear mittens.
5. Flame proof lighterf fluid.
1. A contest to see who is the smartest person in the city.
2. An arm wrestling competition with the president.
3. A implant that you put in your butt to listen to music.
4. Wrist watches that are have a live and permanent video feed to your wife or husband.
5. Fruit that is genetically modified to never go rotten.
1. Go trick or treating as an adult.
2. Conveyer belt roads.
3. Giant fans in tunnels that make it so you don't need to use gas.
4. Shirts with holes all over the place to keep you cool.
5. Dim the lights on the highway on romantic nights.
1. Bowling with tennis balls.
2. Cup phones across the ocean.
3. Apartments under water.
4. Apartments on bridges below the road.
5. A kids camp called 'Holly Shit!'
1. Trampolines that allow you to jump up past the clouds.
2. Exercise by doing push ups between the mattress and the box spring.
3. Shoes with no bottom so it looks like you are wearing shoes not your feet can fee the ground.
4. Mix pop rocks with soda as a form of fuel for a new type of vehicle.
1. Copyright a specific type of fabric to absorb snot the best and call it snot rag.
2. Perform an experiment by having two children and allowing only one of them to use the internet. See which one is smarter at the end of five years.
3. Strap on watermelons wheels so you can ride the mellon.
4. A toy that allows you to make candy out of sugar and berries.
5. Sandpaper steering wheels.
1. Save all the metal bottle caps you get and glue them to your sidewalk for better grip.
2. Ask the pizza guy to be your personal delivery driver whenever you order.
3. Make a map of all the gardens with flowers in your city and title it Stop and smell the roses.
4. Make an electric powered zipline that goes to work and back.
5. Make high powered vacuum hands to climb buildings with.
1. Grain silo scuba diving. (caution)
2. A hot air balloon that doesn't have a bucket but instead has a harness for you to sit in.
3. Swings at the park that you can strap into so you can swing upside down.
4. Teach your dog how to cook.
5. Dogs that cook your dinner for you.
1. Hard hats with speakers inside.
2. Trash cans that sort the garbage for you.
3. Mass produce masks with the presidents face on them.
4. Cars that play music while you drive but the speakers are outside the car.
5. A book that can teach you how to do real magic.
1. One day with all your friends dress up like zombies and walk around your neighborhood acting like zombies.
2. Nipple hats.
3. Ice cream that bubbles when you add a secret powder.
4. See through bags with cheese inside that you leave in the sun to get melted cheese when camping.
5. Backpacks with cup coasters on the top for you to balance cups on while you walk.
1. An umbrella that collects drinking water.
2. A tube you drill into the ground to access drinking water.
3. Connect the gutters of your house to tubs to collect the water.
4. Send a postcard of your face to everyone you know.
5. Teach your dog what a printer and camera is by taking their photo, printing it out and showing it to them.
1. Goat grooming stores
2. Candle holders on your shoes.
3. Massive metal doors on the front of your house just to make your house look cool.
4. Tie tiny balloons on your shoulders.
5. An app that checks your posture and warns you when your back is not straight.
1. Build a cozy house in a big box and mail your self to another country.
2. Dye your public hair a exuberant color.
3. Send yourself money in the future.
4. Pigeons that are controlled by a messenger app on your phone.
5. Tiny glass animal beads to wear as julery.
1. Beds with wheels on them to make sleep more exciting.
2. Dangerous cereal that has one nail hidden in the cereal.
3. Cereal boxes that are also speakers. So you buy the speaker and the cereal too.
4. Hand lotion that warms your hands.
5. Tools that can talk to you and explain how to use the tool.
1. Reserve all the seats on a plane and go to the airport with a whole bunch of dogs for a entire plane full of dogs!
2. An app that allows you to pick your nose by mini drone.
3. Storage racks that grow from seeds.
4. Windows that are also TV screens.
5. Wall that are touch screen and allow you ot adjust the lights.
1. A wax that you use to put on the bottom of other people's shoes so they can't chase after you.
2. Send a bag of coal to santa and see if the post office sends it back to you.
3. Moon glasses that look like two moons.
4. Glasses that make everything look extremely far away.
5. A dog that is trained to keep your feet warm.
1. Connect pipes to other smokers houses so you can share the second hand smoke to save money.
2. Become a lawyer and try to charge a cigarette company with attempted murder.
3. Build a house up way higher than a regular house and make it steady by attaching balloons to it.
4. A head band to strap bananas on to so you jog softly or the bananas break open.
5. Socks with screens on them so you can get secret messages during school. All you have to do is slip off your shoes and look down at your foot.
1. A water filter that you put in your throat and you can replace every few months.
2. Fingertip helmets for your fingers to wear instead of rings.
3. Make a list of everyone who lives in your city and try to meet them all.
4. Frozen gum that you get from the freezer to give you brain freeze.
5. Gum that freezes if it leaves your mouth.
1. Pick pocket cranes that pick your pocket from really high up with thin wires and mechanical claws.
2. Hardwire cameras all over your neighborhood so you can see what is really going on around here.
3. Flat rate Sandwiches that are designed to be mailed.
4. Milk flavored soda.
5. Chocolate hats.
1. Stamps with your face on them.
2. Houses with slimy walls and floors.
3. Gas security systems that put you to sleep if you open the door.
4. Yarn that is extremely strong so you can hang from it.
5. Shoes with goggle on the toes so it looks like they are people.
1. Attach a spool of thread to the back of a moving train and also attach empty cans to the string and post a sign on the back of the train that says just married.
2. Put a manikin of Santa on the side of the road and make it look like he is hitchhiking with a sign that says North Pole.
3. Strap a bag of rice to the top of your car and let the rice slowly leak out.
4. A weapon that shoots rubber duckies.
5. Baths with a thick warm liquid that is not water but also is clean and smells good.
1. Planes that smell like different things when you fly somewhere. One plane smells like blueberries and one smells like watermelons.
2. A service that allows you to clone yourself.
3. A service where you freeze yourself and wake up in 500 years.
4. A waterproof grand piano on the roof of your house to display your dominance.
5. A shirt that says 'thank you come again' on it.
1. Math games that lets you play anyone who is close to you and see who is the smartest. If you are the smartest it gives you missions and places to go to see how smart you are compared to the rest of the world.
2. Blind folds that are heated so you don't get so scared.
3. A grocery store that is only open at night time.
4. A car that is extremely tall that has stairs in the bottom for you to go up so you get get ot the driver's seat.
5. Welcome mats with rollers on them so people fall down when they get to your door.
1. Trade all of your clothes with another person of the same size and stature from a different country.
2. Write a book by writing with your feet and have that be the selling point of the book.
3. TV'S that excrete smells according to what movie you are watching.
4. Piercings that go through your foot with shoes that let the piercing come out of the shoe too.
5. Tongue clothes. Clothes for your tongue.
1. A video game where you hook your self up to the game and it monitors your heart rate and other things. The game asks you to do certain things like meditate or raise your heart rate or go to sleep and you have to do those things in order to win. Who ever has the most control over their body gets the best score.
2. A video game where you learn to be a doctor.
3. Modern updates for old clothes.
4. A video game that goes through from the beginning of time to now.
5. TV shows that have real time hosts that recite what people on their website tell them to say. Determined by vote.
1. Trees that literally grow money.
2. A liquid that you pour into your dish washer machine that unclogs it.
3. Magazines that print off websites that you choose and send the content to you so you dont have to view it on the computer.
4. A service that prints your FB off into a book and organizes it so it looks good.
5. Squeaky noise computer keyboards.
1. A neighborhood chore list website so anyone can sign up to do chores.
2. A doorbell that plays music outside instead of rings a bell inside.
3. If a house does not have anyone living in it, buy a bunch of monkeys and let them live in the house.
4. Train cows to let people ride them.
5. Floors that are covered in wheels so you can slide around on the floor like a skating rink.
1. A video game for your at home console that allows you to play for money poker with friends.
2. Showers that the water comes up from the bottom of the shower instead of the top.
3. Steam excreting TV's that excrete steam like special effects.
4. Cups that you can put necklaces and doll clothes on.
5. Plastic surgery to make it so you can hold liters of water under your skin.
1. A drink with a lemon lime flavor that is called The S Pit
2. A video game for your at home video console where there are weekly tournaments to determine who can punch the hardest.
3. Buttons on your floor that you stand on to turn on and off your lights.
4. Monkey bars in your house on the ceiling so you don't have to touch the floor ever.
5. Design a house with no regular door but only trap doors that go through the floor.
1. Ice cubes in the shape of different bugs.
2. Strap on tails for style.
3. A delivery service that also will bring you to work for free if you order from them.
4. Markers with little secret compartments inside.
5. Computer screens designed to be written on with dry erase markers.
1. Send a giant box of bouncy balls to someone with out telling them.
2. Phones that are the size and shape of your fingernail.
3. Animals that can eat snow as a source of food.
4. Fly to another planet and put live stock there.
5. Make the floor of your house be able to grow plants.
1. As a april fools joke write a ransom letter for your self and send it to your house for your parents to read.
2. As a april fools joke fill the water tank for your house with food coloring.
3. As a april fools joke, put glow in the dark stars on the ceiling of your parents room.
4. As a april fools joke, put food coloring in the window spray for your friends car.
5. As a april fools joke, switch your family dog with someone else's family dog.
1. Space suits with ti dye designs on them.
2. Spaceships made by different car companies.
3. Electric stoves that retract into the wall after use.
4. Sandpaper surface pens.
5. Shoes with literal soap on the bottoms.
1. Send 1000 letters to random addresses you think might be real addresses without checking to see if you get any responses.
2. Make ice cream part of the dinner.
3. Playing cards with elements of the periodic table on each card.
4. Send the movie industry a letter asking them if you can preview their movies as a test audience.
5. Make stickers of your phone number and post them at all the coffee shops.
1. Make up 100 fake words and print it in to a dictionary zine. Release the zine at all the coffee shops around town and try to introduce the new words to the world.
2. Pre Program an email to your self in 20 years.
3. Pre Program an email to the girl you love in 20 years.
4. Pre Program your car to drive to the dealership and sell itself at 200,000 miles.
5. Make a movie about your day and release it online as a 24 hour long movie about your regular day.
1. Genetically engineered mushrooms that grow in different colors.
2. Cup and plate molds so you can make your own.
3. Wood computers.
4. Drains inside your car for surfers except the drain filters the water and turns it in to drinking water.
5. Delivery by balloon.
1. Ferment your own sweat into a sweet wine.
2. A calendar that remembers the last time you called your mom for you.
3. Welcome signs posted at the entrance of parks.
4. A rope that connects your house and the grocery store. So they can send groceries to you without you having to leave your house.
5. Stairs in your house that move like escalators but the opposite direction you are trying to go so you are forced to get exercise.
1. Breakfast cereal that crunches in different tones every time you chew so it makes a song.
2. Sleds with wheels so you can go sledding in the summertime.
3. A store like a coffee shop but they only sell hot water and cold water. They have many different types of filters and water but only water. They have distilled water and filtered water, city water and water from other countries. Water from famous water sources and even expensive water that the president drinks.
4. Prank sharpies that are not permanent but look and smell the same as regular sharpies.
5. A digital mask that changes to the face of who ever you are talking to.
1. Attach a sign to a deer that says: THIS IS MY DEER and let it live until it dies of natural causes.
2. Shoes with speakers in them.
3. Shoes that heat up the bottom of your feet.
4. Rings that are buttons for your phone that you can program what app opens or what the button does. Like send a message.
5. Make a dance and spend your life savings advertising it.
1. Fill your car tires with cash.
2. Fishing poles that are controlled by your phone so you can fish from your car or house.
3. Make a list of people you know and bury it for someone to find in the future.
4. A suit that makes it so you can fly.
5. Extremely loud horns for your car so people think your car is a ocean liner.
5 IDEAS A DAY WILL BE SHUTTING DOWN DUE TO THE DANGERS ASSOCIATED TO EXPANDING YOUR MIND WITH IDEAS.
April Fools!
1. Candy that makes your mouth numb for three days straight.
2. Welcome mats that are sticky and trap you so you need to take off your shoes.
3. Train goats to deliver the mail from the post office instead of the postman.
4. Ant farm floors in your bathroom.
5. A machine that allows your mouth to speak two different words at the same time so you can talk to two different people at once.
1. Print your own calendar with your own fake holidays on it.
2. Read a book backwards as an exercise.
3. Water tanks in cars so you can pour water when driving.
4. Free Hot tea machines at the corners of every major intersection.
5. Music speakers at bus stops that you can connect your bluetooth to.
1. Heated coat buttons.
2. Secret buttons on your walls that you can not see but are heated so you can find them.
3. A product to keep people from wearing your coat. It is a bag of tiny sharp pieces of plastic that you pour in to your pockets.
4. Elephant shaped shoes.
5. Car tires that make tones when you drive.
1. A service you pay for that makes helicopters come fly over your house really close to make you look cool in front of your neighbors.
2. Bread that has soup baked inside it.
3. A video game where you need to come up with 365 days of ideas, 5 a day to get to the next level.
4. Levitating laptops that come with opposing magnet, magnetic desk.
5. Shoes that have sand paper souls.
1. Drones that guard your house and attack anyone who comes on your property.
2. Make a website that is your location at all times called the Truman show. thetrumanshow.com This domain is for sale: $6,695
3. Make a balcony for passengers to stand on. On your car.
4. Make a childrens character called Wiggle Monster that is just a person in a sleeping bag.
5. Pack all your stuff up into your car and drive as far north as you possibly can.
1. Brown toothpaste with chunks in it.
2. A game show that actually gives people real money instead of faking it.
3. A comedy station on the radio that is all improv comedy in the form of a 'Bat'.
4. A dog collar that plays music for the dog softly.
5. Cups that have wheels on the bottom of them.
1. Mesh snow catching canopies.
2. A soda called MINI SODA that is in tiny cans.
3. Antler hats.
4. Long pants that are way too long as a new style.
5. Bottles designed to hold messages in the ocean and float long distances. With gps in it so you can see where it goes.
1. Rulers on the bottom of your shoes and on the sides so you can measure stuff by simply walking heel to toe.
2. A app that allows you to see what life is like after you die.
3. A TV that has vines that grow around the edges.
4. Forest fire TV that captures live footage from inside the forest fire.
5. Water filled carpets.
1. Cinnamon roll cake.
2. Ovens that cook your food inside car hoods.
3. Lighter pens.
4. Cat food robots that deliver lazy cats their food.
5. Mini bow and arrows like tech decks.
1. Pencils that are really pens but they look just like pencils.
2. Ice filled shoes that you put in your freezer at night but stay cold all day like expensive lunchboxes.
3. Straps that connect you to your bed at night so no one takes you.
4. Avocado flavored ice cream.
5. Goose mail. Delivered by goose.
1. Great lakes t shirts. One lake on each shirt.
2. Wallets that moss grows on.
3. Computers that moss can grow on.
4. Computers that excrete nice smells.
5. New dances that you can learn sent to your address every 5 months.
1. Mini Choo Choo train mail carrier for inner city delivery.
2. Mints with messages inside them.
3. Shirts that glow in the dark with glow in the dark thread.
4. Seatless cars that have bungee cords connected to the ceiling with climbing harnesses on the bottom where you sit in.
5. Stash spots under your car.
1. A game called boooorrriiinnnggg.
2. Instead of arresting criminals, pay them to commit crimes.
3. Mini houses on top of your shoes.
4. Make up fake news stories all the time to confuse people about that is real and what is not. Also make it so everybody hates the News Companies.
5. Privatize all the information and knowledge in the world and only give it to other people in your cult.
1. Dye your hair different color on either side.
2. Pretend like you are extremely mature and smart all the time.
3. Lotion bars. Like a bar of soap but it is lotion.
4. Jewelry for dogs.
5. Contest on TV to see whos rabbit can jump the furthest.
1. A video game where everything is exactly the same as real life.
2. A video game that excretes different chemicals into your brain so you feel different while you play it.
3. Clouds that are so thick that you can float inside them without falling through.
4. Magnetic remotes that attach to your couch.
5. Lights in your room that are different colors than regular lights.
1. Make a entire room in your house dedicated to only turtles.
2. Host a party on a city bus.
3. A company that sells cardboard pencils.
4. Get a job as a professional clothing folder.
5. Gas powered clocks.
1. A sandwich company that drizzles real maple syrup on their meats.
2. Digital sensors that blind people can wear.
3. Tunnels below your house that go to your girlfriend or boyfriends house that no one else knows about.
4. Make a rope ladder to escape from your room at night if you live on the 2nd floor.
5. Send someone in another country all of your allowance money.
1. Teams of delivery drivers and biker delivery riders that compete for the most efficient deliveries. There is a l tournament every year and people from all over the city can order food to be part of the games.
2. Drones that come pick your babies up and bring them to daycare.
3. Plants that grow action figures.
4. A professional service that calls your parents for you when you are running late for dinner.
5. A mellon the size of a foot that you can use as a shoe.
1. Wirelessly communicate to peoples ears like walkie talkies but with directional sound.
2. A service that creates more snow in your yard if you want more snow.
3. Space out the distance between the opposing traffic so as to reduce the creation of harmful magnetic fields.
4. Buy 100 dogs and buy them each their own house in the same neighborhood as an experiment.
5. Dream recorder app.
1. A machine at the gym that exercises your fingers.
2. Value calculator. An app that calculates the true cost and price to produce of any product before profit margin.
3. A drink called BLOOD that is thick and red like blood is.
4. Holiday maker. A yearly voting process held by the state to have a new holiday that is on a different day every year depending on what the voters decide on the year before.
5. Keep your money in the the souls of your shoes.
1. A Movie about a bunch of fish that can talk and they decide to wage war with humans. Then after many years the fish have declared all water their territory and humans have to live off of the water they get from rain.
2. A company called DO IT YOURSELF and it does nothing.
3. A business called Man Cave. The physical location has no doors or lights and goes very deep into the back of a building. Only men are allowed in.
4. Pants that digitally change size depending on your preference.
5. A app that allows you to make shapes with real clouds.
1. Tubes that transport your body to other locations using air pressure.
2. Perfume that smells like apple pie.
3. Backpacks that can hold a burning fire in them.
4. Vending machines for school supplies at school.
5. 3D printer that prints trophies.
1. Coats with liquid goo filling.
2. Liquid butter sold in cans.
3. Orange flavored coffee.
4. Coffee store that also sell hard alcohol to put in your coffee drinks.
5. Man Dog. A cologne that smells like wet dog and mens body odor but also designed to smell good.
1. Smokey smelling perfume distributed by the forest service.
2. Floating piggy banks for the water tank behind your toilet.
3. Satellite cameras that are pinned to certain locations that you can view online for free.
4. Cars with treadmills on the roof.
5. Cars without seats in the back, just soft cots for laying.