1. Make all the laws so confusing and secret that no one listens at all.
2. A website called freefood.com that allows users to post the location and amount of free food to be donated to any one looking for free food!
3. A video game that can be played using the dexterity of your tongue.
4. Tattoos that are inside your throat so no one can see unless they look down your throat.
5. A contest to see who can cook the longest spaghetti noodle.