1. Gas powered cell phones.
2. Liquid wall houses.
3. Sound effects for your phone notifications.
4. Grapes for keys on your keyboard.
5. Gangs of old people that roam the streets at night.
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1. Gas powered cell phones.
2. Liquid wall houses.
3. Sound effects for your phone notifications.
4. Grapes for keys on your keyboard.
5. Gangs of old people that roam the streets at night.
1. As a thanks to your friends, write all their names on the chalkboard before class but don't explain it to anyone.
2. Import cigarettes from Mexico and sell them out of your locker.
3. Harnesses for large dogs so you can sit on top of them.
4. Smog eating cars.
5. Frozen juices that you put in your lunch box that keep your food cold and melt by before lunch time so you can drink them also.
1. Clothing that is a sticky substance and feathers that you put over your body so you are covered in feathers.
2. Fake nails that are claws.
3. Name everyone in your family the same exact name.
4. Drip coffee that drips from the ceiling all the way down to the table where the coffee pot is.
5. Aquariums that you can light fire behind and it does not harm the fish.
1. Build eagle nests for families of eagles to live on top of your house.
2. Houses with nooks in the roof for racoons to live in. Have see-through walls to view into the nooks.
3. Aquarium floors in your house.
4. Baby goat day at the zoo.
5. A place that allows people to come in and milk their own cow for this weeks milk.
1. Computers that print checks you can cash when you have completed your daily tasks.
2. Food printing refrigerators.
3. Cold to the touch keyboards.
4. An entire business where you can test each different type of keyboard.
5. Hot boats that turn ocean water into freshwater.
1. Food coloring in eggs.
2. Food coloring and water for sale on the corner.
3. Food coloring for make up.
4. Alarm clocks that deliver you breakfast.
5. Socks with pads on the bottom that are sugar packets.
1. Tell your parents your gay to see what they say.
2. Fart noise shoes.
3. Free trips to mexico after you learn spanish fluently. Promotion by language school.
4. Video games where you have to come up with tons of ideas to win!
5. Stylish masks that filter the oxygen.
1. Spicy Mixed berry lemonade.
2. Digital fruit that grows on your desktop.
3. Crops that you pour dust on to make grow.
4. Indoor living beehives encased in glass for you too see the bees.
5. Antfarm mirrors.
1. Move your family into an igloo for one year.
2. Cardboard cups.
3. Robot lawn mower.
4. Sandpaper clothing.
5. Cake that lights on fire and you have to blow out the entire cake instead of just the candles.
1. East coast to west coast chairlifts.
2. Chair Lifts that go across the ocean.
3. Houses only practical to use for tall people.
4. Put two holes in your hat for underwear.
5. Smoothie machines that plug in to your computer with artificial flavor cartridges.
1. Hundreds and hundreds of dollars buried under the football field of your school!
2. Slippery key boards for pro typers.
3. Prank call machines.
4. Receipt paper you can eat that taste like mints.
5. Hot bags of soup delivered by drone.
1. Trash cans with a liquid in them that dissolves the trash.
2. Sweatshirts with pockets on the inside of the sleeves.
3. Everyone breeds grasshoppers then releases them on the same day as a fun game.
4. Everyone buys eco friendly balloons on the same day and releases them at the same time all around the world.
5. Clothes designed specifically to be itchy for tough people.
1. Video games that determine where your pupils are and slowly start to attack your eyes in the exact same spot so you go blind.
2. A weapon that burns you around your eyes when you wear sunglasses and water condenses on your skin.
3. A weapon that waits for you to have a orgasum and your muscles release then activates the spot in your brain to hold those released muscles open for an extended period of time so you start to get a large gut.
4. Secret warfare to make it so you think you forgot your password to accounts but really it is is just not possible.
5. Gangs that spray a rusting agent in your car tires.
1. Make it illegal to advertise drug side effects on TV.
2. Gloves that are just to keep mosquitoes off your hands
3. A news channel that does not allow fake news stories to air.
4. Don't advertise online.
5. Make a candy called Smack.
1. Illegalizing fake news like false advertisement.
2. Jobs where you can come in as much as you feel like it.
3. Food trucks that come to you!
4. Water filled computer screens.
1. Nail polish that connects to electrical waves that heats up.
2. Screws that are hollow with tops that you can wrap messages up and put messages in.
3. Video games where you have to learn to type.
4. Digital pets like tamagotchi that you can send to other people through email so you dont have to take care of them all the time.
5. Websites that write stories in real time so you can tune in any time like tv.
1. Free websites that are tests for people to test their knowledge on.
2. Glow in the dark headphones.
3. Glass license plates.
4. Snakes that live in your car.
5. Ant farm shoes.
1. A drink called hopscotch that takes like scotch but is not alcoholic and is for children.
2. Electrical outlets with lights inside them so the slits in them glow.
3. Wallets that have printers inside them to print you money and checks.
4. Wallpaper that sheds it self after 5 years.
5. Living wall paper plants.
1. heated car door handles.
2. A mask you can wear that has digitally changeable character available.
3. A bus that drives around the city with a poker game inside of it so when you loose you get dropped back at home while the other people keep playing.
4. A game where you memorize all the states and then when you go to the police station if you don't recite all the states correctly they lock you up for 50 days.
1. perpetual motion machines.
2. Mechanical buildings that change the hight of their roof on different days.
3. Memory game signs on the highway for long trip fun.
4. Board games with plugs in the side so you can charge your phone while you play.
5. Water fall stair cases that have streams that flow down them for ambience and beauty.
1. Water flavored ice cream.
2. Carrot flavored ice cream.
3. Hot plastic flavored ice cream.
4. Hot sauce flavored ice cream.
5. Fresh laundry smell flavored ice cream.
1. A school that is on a large boat.
2. Solar powered cars.
3. Drones that clean your house and also clean your cars when you are parked.
4. City wide days where no one is allowed to leave their houses.
5. Allow people to keep elephants in their yards as pets.
1. Heated phones for cold weather use.
2. Water filled shoes to adjust the softness.
3. Hats with water bottles in the tops of them.
4. Heated roof houses.
5. Heated surface keyboards to warm your fingers.
1. Plants designed to grow in your shower and get watered by the shower water.
2. Slippery door handles as pranks.
3. Mandatory movie night where you watch extremely boring movies as punishments.
4. Calendars that have preplanned shopping excursions scheduled for you.
5. Winged skateboards that make it so you can fly.
1. Cereal that has dehydrated milk in it so you can use water.
2. A game where you try to connect one continuous line of twine from the east coast to the west coast.
3. Monkey bars in your house!
4. Hidden underground greenhouses in different abandoned lots in your city.
5. New genetically modified colors for fruit and vegetables.
1. Snorkel goggles that you can wear out of water for a fashion staement.
2. Grass that grows different colors.
3. Brightly colored car tires.
4. Make a pen pal at a random prison.
5. Tubes to talk through that connect to other peoples houses so you can have un monitored conversations.
1. Pickup trucks with trampoline truck beds.
2. Safes that attach to your roof like piggy banks so it take a lot of effort to get them down.
3. Writing tools that prompt you to write a story using a set of random words every week.
4. Chocolate filled fruits and vegetables at the grocery store.
5. Future telling blogs that actually tell the future in advance.
1. Paper that is made from soy that you can eat healthily.
2. Road asphalt made from melted trash.
3. Rock furniture for your house.
4. Rock slab rugs.
5. External hard drives for your computer that have wheels on them like tech decks.
1. Jalapeño flavored water.
2. Extremely light bowling balls to make play more challenging.
3. Cars with zipper closing doors.
4. Beds that you strap into so you can sleep standing up.
5. Socks that have corn kernels in between the fabric to massage your feet while walking or standing.
1. Wake up at a different hour of the day every day for 24 days as a fun game to play with your self.
2. Cars that have rain machines inside the car and make thunder noises on random days through out the year.
3. Self cleaning houses with drains that clean themselves!
4. Cardboard shipping boxes of different vibrant colors.
5. Fluoride gages that detect the amount of fluoride in your drinking water.
1. Grand piano cars that are designed to hold grand pianos inside them so people can play music while they are driven.
2. Water bottles that have guitar strings inside of them that you pluck from outside the water bottle to make music.
3. Gangster cars that are painted with a memorable color scheme like police cars but different and only available to felons.
4. Garlic smelling Cologne.
5. Candy with loose change inside of the candy so you get paid to eat candy!
1. Shoes with bells inside them.
2. Bluetooth shoes that buzz left or right to tell you the directions.
3. Treadmill sidewalk squares in front of your house.
4. Talking mailboxes that talk to people walking by.
5. Clubs that you join if you have a dog then a different member walks all the dogs every day so that you only have to walk your dog once every few days and also your dogs get socialized.
1. Chess game where you can light the other players piece on fire when they loose a piece but it doesn't light the other pieces on fire.
2. Streams that go through your house and out the other side but they house still stays warm and secure.
3. Man flavored candy.
4. Woman flavored candy.
5. Secret stash spots inside the key of your keyboard.
1. Companies that have many staff members that pick one random person from lottery every week and work to do what ever that person needs or wants for that entire work week, excluding paying for things or sexual favors they do any type or manual labor or project that needs to be done.
2. Raves on moving trains.
3. A chess game where all the pieces are tiny drones that are controlled by each players phone. When you move a piece on the app then the drone flys up above the other pieces then lowers down to its intended landing spot. If the player takes a piece the drone picks up the other players drone and drops it on the side of the board then flys back to its new square.
4. Inflatable chess games.
5. Inflatable checkers games.
1. Hand sanitizer made out of raw garlic.
2. A product called 'Bread Crumbs' that is designed to be dropped behind you every 10 yards that glow in the dark so people can follow you through the dark.
3. Wireless weapons.
4. Grapple hook phone cases that shoot up to the tops of buildings and can hoist you up in case of emergency.
5. Cars with lights that project off of the roof instead of on to the ground.
1. Certain cities that allow and cater to animals to live in the city with the people. Creating animal bridges and feeding points. Roads with high wall around them and slow speed limits for other areas.
2. Earrings that illuminate connected to a phone app to change colors and go to music.
3. Cars that connect to other cars on the highway to save gas.
4. Cars that drop spools of thread behind them to get stuck in their pursuers wheels.
5. Magic phones that don't use phone towers but only use wifi.
1. Water bottles that have a statue of different animals inside to displace water.
2. A service where you collect the dog hair from your couch and send it in to them and they make clothes out of the dog hair for the dog.
3. Scratch and sniff socks.
4. Cup coasters with photos of different roller coasters on them.
5. Inflatable computer keyboards for travel.
1. Eco friendly battery operated laundry machines that you put on your roof when it rains.
2. Gas powered computers.
3. Hats with images of eyes in the back.
4. Snore machines that make it sound like you are snoring.
6. Robots that eat left over rotting food and use it for energy like potato clocks.
1. Angry Fish Breeding
2. Jobless - a job that pays you to not have any job what so ever.
3. Angel wing shirts
4. Key boards that make music when you type.
5. Californian Carrots. The new craze!
1. Milk flavored jelly beans.
2. Math equation rolling papers.
3. Spell cider like : 5idea
4. A game called 51 DEA where the government is the majority.
5. Nail polish for teeth.
1. Hire a rapist murderer to represent your company and fly him all over the country to fuck up peoples lives.
2. Make a wireless machine that can attack fetuses and use it to rape people.
3. Give free bikes to people who join your evil cult.
4. Force your prisoner to have sex with random people to make her hate her self.
5. If no body loves you force someone to live with you and have your children because you are such a dumb looser bitch.
1. Flame light car headlights.
2. Full 4 lane slip and slide
3. Stop lights that use live trees instead of a pole to hold it up.
4. Shoes that keep a soil sample in the toe. Just kick the ground to collect.
5. Shoes that release thousands of tiny marbles to slip on. Make it hard for a person to keep following you.
1. Hollow carrots to use for straws.
2. Toaster in dashboard on cars for early mornin' commuters.
3. Tattoos at change colors when you lie.
4. When you need something to do:
Cook a large assortment of mini food, put it on a plate and give the squirrels a picnic. Take pictures.
5. French press that has a button to re heat the already pressed liquid inside.
1. Water filled car tires. I don't know why.
2. Emergency drinking water filled phone.
3. Textured tattoos.
4. Rope tube... Climb up to the top ... Now your thirsty... Just suck the water up from the bottom where you started.
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1. Carhartt diapers designed for outdoor babies.
2. Digital tick scanner to locate Ticks on body.
3. Haunted camp ground. A haunted house that takes place around your tent.
4. A cabin with a glass roof. Under a clear stream.
5. Big Magnets inside the water tunnel under bridges. Magnets pull metal waste from the stream.
1. Just quit and stop doing everything.
2. Just quit and stop doing everything.
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