1. Wolves that are trained to patrol your yard and not leave.
2. A book for kids that are going to camp, about wolves in the forest that can walk on their hind legs and take people out of their cabins at night and into the forest holding them upside down by their ankles with their heads just barely underwater.
3. A movie about a guy who yells out of windows of cars all over the world at people, startling and bewildering them one moment at a time.
4. Fish tank computers with the components inside water proof translucent inserts in the fish tank.
5. Spa day at your house when your alone.