Pirate Car

1.  Attach a pirate flag to your car/ bike.

2.  Buy tickets to Hawaii one year in advance so when the time comes you have to go.

3.  Make foot print stencils then paint them in a circle around one big city block.

4.  Post a sign on your front door that says "Please Use Back Door" then on the back door post a sign that says "Please Use Front Door."

5.  Put on a red polo shirt with khaki pants and go pretend you work at target.  Give out really weird information and advice that employees would never do.