Bet The Farm

1.  Take the story of every break up you have gone through.  Write them all down and then publish it as a instruction manual.

2.  Every time someone is about to tell you something they don't like about someone else, insist that you don't want to here it.

3.  Go into every store in a ten block radius of your house and find out what the owner(s) name(s) is (are).

4.  During an election period in your area, starting making campaign signs.  Design them with beautiful patterns and different color arrangements.  Sell or rent them for the election period for $5.

5.  Screen print any design on to a t-shirt.  Figure out a way to get 100 people to wear the shirt every day for five days.  Then start going to consignment stores to see if they want to sell them.  Make a sticker with the design on it and give five stickers to 500 people ages 15-19.  You could hand them out by a high school.  Then paint the design on a van and sell the shirt out of the van in different spots around town.  Once you have enough money to rent a store, sell the van.  Paint the design so it covers the entire window of the front of your business.  Buy the store.