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1.  Start a catering business for huge house parties and basement shows.  Dumpster dive all of the food and turn it into easy to eat finger foods.  To promote the business just show up to parties with your food and give it away.  Then leave a bunch of business card offering really reasonable prices on catering prices.  You can call the business "100%" because you can make 100% profit.

2.  Start a business where people can call you when not enough people have shown up to your party.  You find 10+ reliable people you get to go to parties at a moments notice.  Charge people enough to get all of your friends drunk until you become reliable to be a business with an office.  If you do ever get an office, you would have people on call at your location like fire stations do.

3.  See if you can convince a person to give you $20.  Then one week later ask them out on a date and use the money you borrowed to show them a good time.

4.  Eat only at a farmers market, food co-op, supermarket, and discount wholesaler  for one month each with two weeks in between and see if you feel any different about anything.

5.  Create one hundred cool images for your favorite bands next album cover.  Submit them in high quality format to them months before the albums comes out.  See if they use one.