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8/26/11

SAILBOAT

1.  For a street festival talk to the owner of a store that is for rent on the street of the event. Set up a art show in it. Flier the street heavily weeks before the show and advertise during the show.

2.  Find a space approximately 10”x50’ zoned for business. Contact local business' like co-ops and super markets, tell them you are running a soup kitchen and need old food and/or donations. Apply for 501(c)3 non profit status, start fund raising for kitchen supplies. outfit bike with trailer. collect produce from local stores everyday, freeze perishables in chest freezer cook meals every day. Freeze left overs so people can come for a meal when ever.   Deliver on bike to homeless or people who need or want food.

3.  Take pic of self naked next to every welcome to state sign.

4.  Break in to your work at night and paint the walls with good art.

5.  Get bags from store you plan on going to, line the inside of bags with tin foil and duct tape. Put everything you want in bag, and walk out.

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