Haagen Daz to the rescue.

1. Make a code people wont be able to understand so you can write what ever you want.

2. Haagen Dazs ice cream advertisement: girl and guy sitting next to a fire eating ice cream. Not really paying attention to each other but looking content. Guy eating ice cream laughs and says "Life"

3. Smoke pot to relieve stomach pain.

4. Add up all the money you spend in a month to determine how much money you need to make.

5. Weekly field trips for your friends. Call it: Adventure Team

Ghost

1. Orange pieces with honey to dip them in.

2. Fry pieces of unripe avocado in a pan with eggs.

3. To stop people from pirating videos: If you cant take the website down completely just pay for really loud annoying advertisements on the side bar of the streaming website. 

4. Send a picture of your self a picture of your self.

5. Smell good ice cream

No one to hear

1. 70% coco + honey in your tea.

2. Honey +  Peanut butter in your tea.

3. 80% chocolate + spanish rice  + plantain on pizza crust.

4. Take 30 pictures of your room. One everyday.

5. Line your coat with MRE's incase your in need of food.

Road Head = Road Dead

1. A slogan for safe driving:
Road Head = Road Dead

2. Graffiti that says: I Hacked Google

3. Memory cards that you can keep on your fingernails.

4. Make it illegal to surf the internet without a license.

Suit candy

1. Backpack designed for modern travel instead of hiking.

2. Vacuum cleaner silencer.

3. Water drain in floor of Subarus

4. Bring your neighbor a cup of coffee in the morning.

5. Trade all your money in for gold. Melt the gold then use it as paint to paint the inside of your house.

I pad passion

1. Wipe up spills with your feet because it is more fun.

2. Foot stools that are actually the entrance to a underground lair.

3. Make a kitty palace with cardboard boxes.

4. Neighborhood capture the flag.

5. Watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVY9ZgY75S4&sns=em

Answering machine

1. A movie where they take a old drunk beggar from the corner to be the host and narrator of a well edited tour of a fancy building. 

2. A picture with a really pretty naked woman with cute puppies all over her body. 

3. Aswering machine: "Hey this is Aaron, I'm on crack, but ill be back."

4. If your really rich and bored, willingly decide to sue one of your rich friends to see who wins. 

5. The drunk driving game that will surely end in your death, your arrest, or the murder of innocent people or animals: 
Take many shots. Every time you take a shot randomly put a dot on a city map with a sharpie. Continue to do this until your really drunk and have made 5-10 dots. Now get your keys, take the map, get in to your car and start to drive. Try to get to every dot you have made on your map.

Diet Coke

1. Make a art exhibit / gallery in your house.

2. Make a shirt company that is only pictures of your dog on the clothes.

3. Cover your floor in oil and use it like a skate rink.

4. Make a rap song about your day and post it on the five ideas fb page.

5. Make a stand up cardboard cut out of your self.

I dig

1. Bring one of your friends out for chipotle

2. www.hitrecord.com

3. Mens underwear with a stuffed bulge in the penis area.

4. Whitney Houston body suit.

5. Eat your goldfish.

Ideas For Songs

1. A song about how you know what your supposed to do but never do it.

2. A song about how you smell weird when you do Adderall.

3. A song about how you wish you could fly.

4. A song about the everything you did in the last week.

5. A song about how big the universe is.

Up to date

1. Teddy bears that can answer questions. (like siri)

2. A office desk that is hollow and made out of glass with water and fish inside.

3. A break dance studio for really old people.

4. Clear cigarette packs.

5. Colored cigarettes. Each individual cigarette has a different color paper.

Blow Smoke

1. Set up a bunch of scary things in someones house. (like a strobe light and smoke machine with scary ghost noises. Have them all go off at the same time in the middle of the night.

2. Name all your folders on your computer after different cities.

3. Film your whole life. Edit it together before you die.

4. Send a picture of your reaction to people in response of a txt message.

5. Take 30 pictures a week.

Magic Whistle

1. See how many times you can masturbate in one day.

2. Have a competition with friends to see who can make a youtube video with the most hits.

3. Facebook scavenger hunt.

4. Call Oliver Kronmiller and leave a really long message.

5. A movie about a cat that infects everyone with the rage virus.

Five ways to annoy people everyday:

1. go out to eat and paint your nails right at the table

2. ask surrounding tables to take your picture. More than once.

3. Sing really loud out of tune to every song on the radio.

4. Chew gum and food very loud with mouth open.

5. Invite Scott Pearson to a party.

Oh my

1. A club called immune system rapers.

2. Car stereo system that shows you the words to the song so you can sing along.

3. Replace a barn roof with plexiglass to make a green house.

4. Business cards that you can eat.

5. Colorful nails and screws.

recharge

1. Choreograph a dance to the hamster dance and put on a show for your Grandma

2. Visit scenic overlooks near you and take pictures or play I spy with a friend

3. Listen to your favorite CDs from childhood

4. Learn a rain dance

5. Contact at least 5 people you haven't been in contact with for a year or more, make at least one of them a phone call or a face to face visit

This is a movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD6-hOONFUY

April Fools

1. Cover someones kitchen floor in grease.

2. Record you screaming for help on a recorder. Play the recorder in someones closet on repeat.

3. Put a live tiger in someones car during the night.

4. Dress like a policeman and knock on your friends door.

5. Call your mom and tell her you by accident got on a place while you were drunk and are now in Guatemala and you need some money to get home.

Easter Egg Hunt

1. Put clues to where the other eggs are inside the eggs.

2. National easter egg hunt with GPS locations.

3. Decorate eggs like eye balls.

4. Hide one of the eggs in your pocket so none of the kids can find it.

5. Buy 30 bunnies and let them out in your house today. (you can sell them to the butcher tomorrow if you want)

No doubt

1. Sleep bungie jumping.
Attach your self to a bungie jumping rope. Go to sleep. Next time you wake up someone will have already pushed you off the bridge.

2. Spider bombs. Fill a easter egg with spider eggs. Throw it in to someones apt window.

3. No phone challenge. Scavenger hunt through the city with no phone.

4. Rainbow colored head phone jacks.

5. Release a music album with the president. (he can help play the music, sing or rap.)

Post revolution

1. Make a rule that every time you have to poop you need to write 5 ideas then post them to the 5 ideas fb group before you do so.

5. Print out all of someones FB pics. Post them all over your room before they come over. Light a candle and make write a odd symbol in blood on your floor.

2. Website: www.wearecancer.com
On this site there are only 2 videos right next to each other. The first video is a time-lapse video of cancer taking over. The second is a time-lapse video of a big city being created.

3. Make your own language.

4. Someones name you know on your hat

5. Mixed berry milk

Soap Buddy

1. Stand in line for something. Every time you get to the lines destination go back to beginning of the line. See how long you can do this until there is no line. Longest recorded line occupent wins.

2. Sell you pee on Ebay.

3. A program that updates and adds the newest coolest music for you.

4. A garden gnome that can talk to people like Siri (iphone).

5. Listen to this song: http://grooveshark.com/s/Brimful+Of+Asha/4gRKQ1?src=5

Things you should eat:

1. Make a list of all the things you want to eat before you die.

2. Make a cartoon movie about what you want to build on your land.

3. Sell pencils at school.

4. High school: Buy a bunch of candy and cookies and sell them out of your locker.

5. Come to the Idea Factory Summer Retreat.

Please dont leave me in the closet.

1. A contest to see who is the best person in the world is.

2. Read a book about sex while having sex.

3. Change the folders on your desktop to be squares of colors.

4. Invite you friends to a dance party but only play music that is impossible to dance to.

5. Move in to another room in your house.

YOLLO

1. Dog friendly movie theater.

2. Don't txt and drive commercial:
Guy and girl making out while driving. The car is going all over the road.
Title screen:

We know you want to.
Just dont.
Dont txt and drive.

3. Socks with tick tack toe squares on the toes.

4. State fair water gun game except in urinals for your pee.

5. A blog you write only after crazy nights telling what happened. Title of the blog: The Night Before

Hobo Dinner (Travel Tips)

1. Spred re fried beans on a pan. Cook in the over until dried out. Put the dried beans in a bag. Cheap light and healthy travel food. (add hot water or eat the pieces like nuts)

2. Your hungry... but the only food near you is a gas station: Tuna fish, Mac and cheese, Tomato sauce.  Perfect for bike trips. (you will need a travel stove)

3. Burn incense in your car when on a road trip.

4. Chicken + Asparagus + Butter
Wrap all together in to tinfoil. Throw the package in to the fire until cooked. No need for a gril, jsut throw it in the flames (just dont poke a hole in the tinfoil)

5. Car Tent: (hatchbacks + vans)
Buy mosquito netting @ the hardware store. Tuck the net inside the rubber liner that runs along the frame.
Now you can leave the back open for air circulation when sleeping.

Sumarien toads

1. Make a scary movie with no people in it.

2. Instead of t-ping someone's house, fill their yard with tons on bird seeds.

3. Put a sign on your baby that says: please return to ------- .

4. Tattoo fish scales all over ur body.

5. Start brushing your feet after you brush your teeth to weird out the person you live with.

Shirt wax.

1. Show your boss how to knit.

2. Frisbees that play music.

3. Genetically engineered blue grass.

4.  Mini fish bowl glasses.

5. Shirt wax.

Birthday Party Fun

1. Have a slumber party @ your house for your birthday.

2. Once a year on your birthday play a game of Russian Roulette  with your self to help you remember how vulnerable you really are. 

3. Fill a kiddy pool up in your house in the middle of winter.

4. Wear T-shirt and shorts in the winter for fun.

5. Attach a flat screen TV to the top of your car to show people how rich you really are.

Story writing

1. Tell the first part of a story on a email. Send the email to someone else. They add the next part of the story then send it along. See how far you can go. Make a book of the final product.

2. Eat nerds upside down. See if you can do it with out them falling down your throat.

3. A app that lets you turn off the lights in your house.

4. A app that unlocks your door instead of keys.

5. A app that makes your phone a key for your hotel room so they dont waste those key cards.

School Time

1. Circular class room with rotating teacher podium in the middle.

2. A school that does not make you ask for a hall pass to go to the bathroom.

3. Fun classes on the street for anyone to join. Funded by the city.

4. 1 day mandatory school for adults. when they turn 40.

5. A school that keeps the same teacher the whole time you attend.

Improv

1. 360 degree improv. Audience on all sides.

2. Improv in a busy bar on top of tables.

3. Stand up comedy improv (no written jokes)

4. Improv sandwich shop. Where the workers are always doing improv.

5. A improv group called: Pizza Party! (free pizza at the shows)

5 a day

1. Cigarette that goes out half way so you can save it.

2. Romantic dinner on a city bus.

3. With a giant horse shoe: City horse shoe game using fire hydrants.

4. Rotating baseball field.

5. Indoor inner city campground with fake trees.

Dance War.

1. When two countries get in to a war, instead of killing each other, pick the best dancer from each country and have a dance off to determine the winner.

2. When eating food: Mash up all the food on your plate then swallow it like a bird.

3. Business cards that say you are a muffin baker instead of your real job (shane d)

4. Make a website that is just pictures of your butt.

5. Sex supplies store in your apartment.

On the way home from the cabin.

1. Cup phone between two moving cars.

2. Throw a full, still wrapped pack of cigarettes out the window while you are on a road trip. On your way back try to find them.

3. Make a cardboard cut out of yourself waving. Set it up on the side of the highway.

4. Write a note to someone you dont know about how badly you want to meet them even though you dont know anything about them. (try not to be too creepy)

5. Try to start using a new word in your vocabulary.

BLOGGER BLOG BLOGGY BLOG

1. See through glass coffee mug.

2. Project advertisements on the moon.

3. A website where you get paid to watch advertisements.

4. Email a Ebay seller and ask if you can get a discount on the posted price.

5. Make your own brand of Tea by mixing other teas together.

DANCE TRAIN

1. Make a dance train around the city. 

2. Go to the woods. Make a maze of string for people to follow. 

3. Put a tub of gold at the end of a rainbow.

4. Make a movie about getting your eye stuck in a vacuum cleaner.
http://youtu.be/i1kNyz41yzo

5. Dance with your mom.

Dont think LIGHTERS

1. Lighters that look like little mini phones.

2. A lighter company that funds forest fire prevention.

3. Lighters that can make flame from either side.

4. Lighters with a flashlight on the bottom.

5. A lighter that you can refill with alcohol.

Think a bit about some stuff.

1. Candy that changes flavor 3 times.

2. Candy that changes color while you suck it.

3. Candy that makes music when you open it.

4. Have a candy bowl in your house, never let it be empty.

5. Flammable breath candy. 

I am new in town

1. Teach your dog to ride on your bike rack.

2. Watch all the movies on Netflix. Write a review on each on of them.

3. Make a blog full of pictures of different McDonald's around the country.

4. Water drain that makes music when water goes through it.

5. Try to win a contest that you have no chance of winning.

I PHONE APP

1. A I Phone App that located the product your looking for in the grocery store.

2. Make a blog and set it to post 50 years after you think you will die. (set up a automatic ad campaign to go with it)

3. Make a blow up doll of yourself.

4. Prank sand filled gum.

5. Hockey Puck mouse for your computer.

Most people just live at their parents house.

1. Pretend your a warrior today when ur walking around.

2. Stand still in one place for 4 hours at the mall. See if security comes and talks to you.

3. Ice cream stand in the winter.

4. Delivery service that brings MN State Fair food to your house.

5. Someone deleted stuff from my hard drive alarm. 

BOTH SIDES

1. Commercial for Absolute Vodka :
Camera on the bottle. Characters are sitting around a table playing spin the bottle. Every time the bottle spins the year  and characters change.

2. Build a farm that teaches people how to distil whiskey and grow mushrooms.

3. Walk across the country.

4. Watch Wilfred (The TV show)

5. Think about where one of your friends are and what they are doing. Right now.

Sandwiches

1. Roast beef and mac and cheese sandwich.

2. Sand and Peanut butter sandwich.

3. Grilled Chicken Quesadilla and Marinara Sauce panini.

4. Grilled Pear and Alfado Sauce sandwich.

5. Blueberry Parmesan with pesto sandwich.

POOOOON-TANG

1. Add a extra day to the week.

2. When someone is sick, go clean their house.

3. Make and enter a show in the fringe festival.

4. A play about a bunch of swear words.

5. Re arrange your house every day.

Awesome Ideas

1. Phone bow tie.

2. Trap door to your roof.

3. For a couple living in a house: Take out the upstairs floor for high ceilings with big windows.

4. I Phone lazer disto-meter.

5. Create another month.

Normal Atire

1. Walk to and from work everyday. Bring many balloons and sell them as you walk. A easy way to have 2 jobs.

2. Get a fish and name him Friend.

3. Post one picture of your baby everyday until they are enough to do it them selves.

4. Make up a board game that is about police vrs gangs.

5. Apocalypse training school.

Fish flavor

1. 1 day a month where you and your friends do nice things for people with out them knowing who it was.

2. City funded dance party in the middle of the highway.

3. Put a trap out front of your friends house. Catch them in it.

4. I phone with real taser app.

5. Sel all your stuff and buy property.

Food Junkies

1. When selling drugs, bring frozen soup along for a extra bonus.

2. 1 day a month where you and some friends do nice things for random people with out them ever knowing who it was.

3. Make soup then put it in to freezer dried packs to keep it until your ready to eat.

4. Find a junk yard that will let us blow up broken cars... tell me their number.

5. Watch a movie about wolves tonight.

Do you have the time... to listen to my ideas... about everything and nothing all at once.

1. Bus transfer stash area under bus benches.

2. Video projector that projects on to the back of semi trucks for long distance drives.

3. Ambush party. (Hide in the woods with a few cases of beer and some drugs and party hats, when some one walks by force them to party with u)

4. When your girl is watching a movie and your baby is asleep and she is listening to the baby on the baby monitor, go to the monitor that omits sound to her and tell her you love her.

5. A brand called: 4 - Lovers

Trevor

1. Candy in your desk for people when your working with them

2. Make a tour service called Just Trust Us

3. Hide money in a cigarette box and burry it in the snow for your friend to find.

4. Make your life goal to slow dance with the president.

5. Buy a new bag of socks today because all your socks are dirty and you dont have that many good ones any way.

Blow Up Job

1. Communal microwaves on busses and Trains.

2. Head phones shapes like a house phone receiver.

3. Pancakes with sliced up bacon in it.

4. Ask a random person If the want to box.

5. Come to our improv show next week @ Huge Theater.

it was ok...

1. Send mixed singles to someone for fun.

2. Get 2000 dollars then make a movie about being really nice to people by buying them something that would make them happy or doing something really nice for them.

3. Walk to the ocean when u turn 50

4.  Buy Mac computers then add a new logo and sell them as a different brand.

5. Houses made out of empty crushed beer cans.

Im tired

1. Learn InDesign

2. Bring two babies with you when you go bowling with your friends. Play hot potato with the babys as u switch turns bowling.

3. Send your hair to a random address.

4. Website that tries to guess future events.

5. Ride a horse to work.

Send me money

1. Sleep in a coffin.

2. Spend all your money and re start everything.

3. Send notes to people using pigeons.

4. Seeing eye squirrels.

5. Mashed potatoes with raspberries.

My fingers are crossed.

1. Sushi for breakfast.

2. Set up mirrors in your house so you only need to turn on one light to light the whole house.

3. Fluorescent colored toilets.

4. Underground highways in MN so you don't need to plow.

5. Heat pads for your windshield. No more scraping the ice in the morning.

Keep it clean

1. Clean your bike if you ride it in the winter.

2. Car tires made out of ice.

3. Study Lyme's Disease. If you can learn enough you will make TONS of money because no one knows how to treat it correctly.

4. Write a story about your life, take out every piece of the story that is not awesome. It may be incoherent without the boring words but it will sound cool.

5. Print a bunch of fake contracts and put them on your desk so you look more important.

Im sick

1. Smoke machine under a door while someone sleeps...

2. Replace the words of Coca Cola to say Consume.

3. When signing a contract, take a picture of the signed contract in a way where not all the words are visible. Send the contract in like that as to not have actually signed anything coherent.

4. Call the president every day until he answers.

5. Keep all the paper and shoe boxes you can find. Use them for art.

Tie a Go Pro to a balloon.

1. Print out a outline of the US map with all the state borders. Print out the same map but fill all the States in with different colors. Cut out the states on the colored map. Glue the cut out of the states you have been too on the map outline.

2. Rain gutter art on sky scrapers. 

3.

- Tie a Go Pro Video Camera to a weather balloon.

-Create a user name for YouTube. 

-Put a note on the Go Pro that says: "Upload to youtube: User Name + Password"

-Glue the note on to the side of the Go Pro

-Push record on the camera. 

-Send it off.

4. Get sick every week for a year. 

5. An action movie trailer for a movie about the Underground Raw Milk trade. 

Your wife told me I was cute...

1. Fill a refrigerated truck with snow. Drive the truck to New Orleans and drop the snow in the street.

2. Same concept as bait cars for people to steal: Bait police with black and hispanic drivers with no reason to be arrested. If they are arrested the police are caught and fired for discrimination.

3. Comic book starring you! About what you wish you were doing everyday.

4. If someone asks you to talk at an event: as a joke tell them youl do it but you dont want the press there.

5. If your late: "Sorry I'm  late, your wife had some unusual requests.

Happy Birthday Andrew!

1. Wish Andrew Siess a Happy Birthday! (He is running around the world and it is his birthday today)
Send him some love !
www.facebook.com/andrewsiess or
siessssssss@gmail.com

2. Advertisement for Red Mill: Shows a picture of all their products with a tag line underneath that says: The Periodic Table of Food.

3. Sleep on the floor of your office.

4. Start paying your friends for the ideas they give you.

5. Put cake in a big Tupperware, bring it over to your friend and say: "Eat this".

We have no idea what we are doing.

1. Bring a hot dish of food to class for your classmates to eat.

2. Borrow you friends dog.

3. Un relentlessly try to teach your name to your friends baby who is learning to talk.

4. Make a crazy water fall system with half cut PBC pipes for when it rains.

5. Hot sauce commercial of them pouring hot sauce on a fire in space.

Hot sauce add of them using a hot sauce bottle as a maltoff cocktail 

Ideas in your Mind

1. 

Commercial idea...

Scene 1 couple running from 2/3 zombies head into store.

Scene 2 shot of condiment isle with them running down it still being chased by zombies.

Scene 3 cut to close up of one zombies face with a look of recognition or a fond memory in its eye.

Scene 4 shot of same zombie now with a bottle of tabasco in each hand.

Cut to black with tag line saying "spice up your next meal".
(written by Swn)

2. Tobasco 

Baby crying: title says too hot. TABASCO

3. Two astronauts in space having a fire using Tabasco as the fuel

4. Picture of a riot with a guy throwing a giant bottle of tabaso with a flaming cloth in the top.

5. Tobasco underwear. 

Ain't Shit (forgot yesterday but i didn't forget)

1. http://youtu.be/ckfBGdZoR_0http://youtu.be/ckfBGdZoR_0

2. Dance with your teddy bear.

3. Make a dance for you and your friends to do at the bar.

4. Bring hot coffee to the corner of the street to give to people.

5. Candy Cane Table.


LAST NIGHT:

1. Give a random guy a ride home

2. Say yes to everyone, organic growth will happen with some of them.

3. Styrofoam pop cans.

4. Rap Theater.

5. Smoke weed with your neighbor.

Uhhhh

1. Make soap.
2. eat soap. 
4. kill the pope.
5. read books by Kurt Vonnegut
6. Listen to music by Kurt Cobain

Movie Ideas

1.  A movie where 2 people are in jail, a girl and a guy. The jail is very scary and is obviously a place no one would want to be. The two people in jail are weirdly super happy. They are playing games and interested in everything. They are acting like happy children. They are let out of jail and dont even seem to mind.

2.  A movie where the main character can do anything  he wants with his mind. A car cuts him off.... it blows up. A teacher is condescending ... teacher poops his pants.

3. Movie where house talks to people walking by.

4. Humane Society commercial:
Girl walks in to the store, everything is normal. The girl starts looking at cats. She makes eye contact with one cat. Music starts playing. CUT TO montage of girl and cat in a field running + girl and cat on roller coaster, girl in cat eating malts at a malt shop. These shots are over emphasized and exaggerated. Cut back to humane society and she buys cat.

5. Extreme weather cooking show on a boat in the middle of a lake.

Imply

1. Dress up like the devil and go to church.

2. Attach one end of a very skinny wire to a hovering helicopter that is above the clouds.   The other end would attach to your harness to make it look like you can fly.

3. Get a daily pill dispenser with the days of the week on them. Fill it with Vitamins.

4. Tandem Bike with both seats facing in.

5. Imply that someone is mad by saying: "im sorry I made you mad?"

Ignore me.

1. Ignore your friend for a while.

2. Make a movie of a baby dancing with teddy bears.

3. Dumpster dive contest. See who can find the coolest stuff.

4. Make a deal to call your friend @ 3:44 am. See if they answer.

5. Cheese smoothy.

3 days of ideas.

1. Make a movie of you doing relatively boring things. Make it exciting with editing.

2. Make a group on FB for people to help each other with school projects.

3. Tattoo a little blue circle around your belly button.

4. A store that sells weird flavors of soup. Flavors include: Jack Daniel's, Pizza, Ice cream, cheesy boy friend.

5. Get a grant to make a movie then spend all the money you got to have a party for your friends.

Yesterday:

No exceptions

1. Make a project that your do every day no exceptions.

2. Email or FB everyone you meet telling them you enjoyed meeting them.

3. Take a picture of your office everyday.

4. Make a playlist everyday and advertise it as a radio station.

5. Rent out the whole top floor of a apartment building. Turn it in to a hostel.

Post of the month.

1. Village of dogs on a island in the middle of the ocean.

2. Chia Pet video game controller. 

3. Blow up 100 balloons and put them ina tree to look like fruit.

4. Call your mom and pretend your from the CIA looking to hire her son/ daughter and need some info on them.

5. Audio record yourself having sex.

..........................................................................

1. We seem to exude the emotions expected when specific situations are presented.

2. It is a fine line between expecting the world to follow their hearts and expecting the world to follow your heart.

3. Tell a umbrella to sell a fella some cinderella.

4. I've lusted for life only to kill it.

5. We've all come from the same substance and have been forced to assume our own identities. Until we are again the same we will never stop feeling that loss.

Street Signs

1)Find paper the same color orange and use clear tape to cover up parts of a street sign.

2) Grow your own weed.

3) Wear sunglasses inside.

4) Make friends with someone from a different country.

5) Donate whatever you can to Wikipedia

So Close

1. Keep a picture of someone you don't know in your pocket all the time until you meet them.

2. Make a boring flyer. On the bottom have it say "It will be way more exciting than this flyer.

3. If you don't want your kids to smoke weed: Find their weed and put hot peppers in it.

4. Try eating only candy for a week.

5. Flash dance mob in a court room that is currently in a court case.

Motion is a scientific theory

1. Set up about 20 chairs in on a busy intersection just to view what happens on the street.

2. Prosthetic arm that has a suction cup on it so you can fasten it to a meeting table to lean your head on.

3. Pay people to stand around downtown and give relationship advice.

4. Bacon cheeseburgers tonight.

5. Make a virtual scavenger hunt for your friends.

Bob

1. Bob for eggs.

2. Put an egg in someones mailbox.

3. Fish flavored gum.

4. Picture of a cow wearing a gun holster.

5. Fluffy slippers for horses to wear.

POSTS

1. Hide 1000 bouncy balls under your floor boards.

2. Dance while being arrested.

3. Write a note to the person behind the counter at a store you go to.

4. Buy a trash bag full of popcorn kernels.

5. Buy a juicer.

6 IDEAS

1. Do six ideas instead of five ideas.

2. Watch a movie on a projector outside in the middle of winter.

3. Sing karaoke with a chicken.

4. Leave candy on locked bikes

5. Walk around the city pumping up people tires on their parked bikes.

6. Get a pipe big enough for a cat to walk in. Have it go out your window and in to another window of a different person that lives in your building.

VIVA LA COFFEE

1. Spend all your time thinking about what you want to do so when the opportunity arrises you know that it is what you want.

2. Buy a jump rope.

3. Go online and buy 4 cheap sleeping bags. When people sleep over or you go on a camping trip you will always have them lying around for your friends to use.

4. Make a whole comic book about the Magic Bean Stock.

5. If your rich, build a creek through your house.

Lovely Sudzy

1. Slippers with a pocket on the top.

2. Buy us a Studio to work in.

3. Have little kids record a radio show. Put it up as a pod cast. Advertise the hell out of it so thousands of people hear it. 

4. Record your own radio show.

5. Go to www.voproradio.org

Screen savor projector

1. Mind typing. Attach things to your head. Think what you want to say so the computer can write it for you.

2. Spray paint cowboy boots bright yellow.

3. Attach a bandana to your desk light to dim and color the light it omits.

4. Colorful keyboards for your computer.

5. Screen-saver projector. So when your computer goes to sleep it projects a little image across the room to the wall.

Don't do it.

1. Do drugs and talk about your self as much as you can.

2. Stand in the sand where the ocean waves come up for 2 hours. See how deep your feet get buried.

3. Stand at attention when your teacher walking the room.

4. Travel around the country eating at good restaurants. Write about every place you eat. Make a book.

5. Make a picture of a ball sack with eyes repelling down from a helicopter.

Ehh?

1. A picture of you riding a bear.

2. Go to beardedmenimprov.com

3. Candy that changes flavors 66 times while you chew it. 

4. Police training for civilians provided by the police.

5. Flower shooting a gun in a picture. 

70 +

1. A marathon where they have bears chasing the people to make them run faster.

2. A new guitar tuning style that is completely out of tune.

3. A family friendly drinking game.

4. Chemistry experiment kits for consumers.

5. A 100 mile run for people ages 70 + .

Hi my names Craig

1. Nobody has time to eat breakfast anymore: Instant Carnation breakfast coffee creamer.

2. Put a self-conscious friend's mind at ease by reminding them that their cat is in fact super sexy.

3. Custom Wild jersey with the name Clusterfuck on the back.

4. Every Thursday knock on your neighbor's door and reiterate that you are not a sexual predator.

5. Brown colored toilet paper for risk takers.

No Body.

1.  Max out your credit card for fun

2. A planner that has a season relative article for every month. Each article teaches you something new.

3. Spend a lot of money buying equipment that makes you disappear in to a puff of smoke.

4. Send a letter to your parents asking for 3 paper clips and a sock for your left foot.

5. Spend your time all day tomorrow watching TV. 

Most def.

1. A nook that has noise canceling vortex around it so you can read in peace in the middle of a party.

2. Mini rolls of toilet paper to use when guests come over they use less toilet paper.

3. Make a whole ad campaign for a non profit that does not exist yet.

4. Sell your time to lonely people.

5. Get a plant for your apt.

You only live 9 times

1. A shirt with cat eyes that says : you only live nine times.

2. Kleenex ad: 2 guys open the door to their apartment and water comes out of the door showing that their apartment is full of water. They look at each other and say: Joleens crying again. 

3.

Water powered car

4. 

Christmas tree hood ornament.

5. 

Take pictures of your self and send them to clip art sellers on the internet. Let them use your picture for free. 

Sexy Beast

1.  Lingerie company has a self shoot ad campaign.

2. Tie a rope to something in your 2nd story (or higher) room. Attach raw meet to the end and lower it down from the window. See what kind of animals you attract. 

3. Make a movie. Cut the script up in to 4 pieces. Send each piece to a different film maker from a different place. Once each film maker films their part edit the footage together. 

4. Place a emergency camera under your couch or desk or in the back or your car just in case something crazy happens. 

5. Desks that have built in key board touch screens on them.  

Mailboxes and Light Poles

1. A commercial where a person talks to mailboxes and light poles.

2. Lower a note down to the window below your apartment.

3. Make a website for the class you are teaching. Just use a free service like Tumbr. Post al the info and assignments on the site.

4. Mail a dollar to 4 random people.

5. Make pot baklava.

I have confidence in sunshine

1. Dedicate a jar for memories; as good things happen, write them down and fill the jar. Pull one out everytime you have a bad day so you can remember that things aren't always so bad.

2. Take care of this moment.

3. Paint all the mirrors in your house

4. Knock on your neighbor's door to ask for sugar even if you don't need it. Befriend your neighbor.

5. Retractable skates that turn into winter boots.

Your not DRINKING enough water.

1. Water dispenser with marks for how much water you need to drink everyday.

2. Hot yoga with self washing floors so the carpet does not stink.

3. Turn your room in a bunker for you and your buds.

4. Spray paint many different full pop brands the same color. Put them in your fridge. That way you wont know what kind your about to drink!

5. Carry candy in your pockets ALL THE TIME.

DOPE CANDY

1. A dating show where guys choose the girl by looking only at their room.

2. A fight show where you pick who you want to fight by only looking at the persons room.

3. A google commercial where you dress up a person as a robot and have them walk down the median of a highway with a flag that says GOOGLE for 6 hours.

4. A IKEA billboard that is a living room in a glass box with people living in it.

5. Idea 4 + live streaming reality show of the people who live in the glass box over a highway.

Snow Emergency

1. Signs that light up when there is a snow emergency on that side of the street. In case you were confused about where to park.

2. Album called 'Dog Fight'

3. A board game that comes with a weed pipe.

4. A blog of things you do not understand or things you think are stupid.
http://thingsidontunderstandblog.tumblr.com/

5. Do free graphic design for people when you are bored.

2. Half Man.... half Alligator Shark.

1. Rubber Duck Hat

5. A shirt with your face on it.

2. Photoshop your friends face on a magazine.

3. Make a cool graphic with your initials.

4. Half Man.... half Alligator Shark. 

Post party syndrome

1. Put a bird on it.

2. Spray paint the skating rink.

3. Build a wardrobe where your back door is, and decorate your backyard like Narnia.

4. Play hide and go seek tag in te library with a group of friends.

5. Gather dead sticks from the forest, put them in a box, and decorate them as your yule tree.

Shirt buddies

1. If your neighbor is being really annoying, hang a birdfeeder over where they park their car. 

2. Be like a squirrel. Bury your next few meals in your backyard. When a friend comes comes over offer them a sandwich, and go dig it up. Make sure they're sealed in a bag or something, and don't forget where you buried them or you might go hungry.

3. For the next couple days only eat foods that are indigenous to your local environment.


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4. Set up a full service “Bike Wash” for bikers in the winter. You could even wear a bikini and wave around a “Bike Wash” sign outside. It could help get customers.

5. Next time your aimlessly watching tv, try to think of the perfect show you want to watch at that time. Write it down, find your friends, and record it. Save it for the next time you are aimlessly watching tv.

One. Microphone system in your house with a headphone jack going outside so your smoker friends can stay a part of the conversation when they go out.
Also could include two way microphone system going inside the house which could then be hooked up to the stereo to get sound from outside to play inside.

Two. Attach coinstar machines like they have in banks to gas pumps. Bring your change jar to the gas station to fill your tank.

Three. mint blueberry cake 

4. Jukebox at gas stations so you can liste to some jams while you pump gas.

Five. Find a good looking foreign movie or a movie that is set in a foreign country that you want to watch. Before you watch it do some research on the geography and history of that country. It may help with your understanding and appreciation of the film. 

making dolls dolla bills

1- instead of buying stock, buy old bottles of wine as an investment

2- make a nail polish that makes your fingernails a mirror

3- petition the city to make a street for bikes and pedestrians only

4- eat a pepper so hot that it makes you get the hiccups

5- open a restaurant that is a non-profit that hires people who are unemployed/homeless and gets them back into the workforce. 

bags of soup

1. make a new resolution for every month. it's too hard to do one for a whole year.

2. invent a milk called utterly good milk.

3. if you want to mail a letter for free, put an incorrect address in the middle space, and put the address where you want it to go in the return address spot.

4. add turning signals to a bicycle.

5. put your leftover soup in a bag instead of a container.