1. make a new resolution for every month. it's too hard to do one for a whole year.
2. invent a milk called utterly good milk.
3. if you want to mail a letter for free, put an incorrect address in the middle space, and put the address where you want it to go in the return address spot.
4. add turning signals to a bicycle.
5. put your leftover soup in a bag instead of a container.