1. If your neighbor is being really annoying, hang a birdfeeder over where they park their car.
2. Be like a squirrel. Bury your next few meals in your backyard. When a friend comes comes over offer them a sandwich, and go dig it up. Make sure they're sealed in a bag or something, and don't forget where you buried them or you might go hungry.
3. For the next couple days only eat foods that are indigenous to your local environment.
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4. Set up a full service “Bike Wash” for bikers in the
winter. You could even wear a bikini and wave around a “Bike Wash” sign
outside. It could help get customers.
5. Next time your aimlessly watching tv, try to think of the
perfect show you want to watch at that time. Write it down, find your friends,
and record it. Save it for the next time you are aimlessly watching tv.