Answering machine

1. A movie where they take a old drunk beggar from the corner to be the host and narrator of a well edited tour of a fancy building. 

2. A picture with a really pretty naked woman with cute puppies all over her body. 

3. Aswering machine: "Hey this is Aaron, I'm on crack, but ill be back."

4. If your really rich and bored, willingly decide to sue one of your rich friends to see who wins. 

5. The drunk driving game that will surely end in your death, your arrest, or the murder of innocent people or animals: 
Take many shots. Every time you take a shot randomly put a dot on a city map with a sharpie. Continue to do this until your really drunk and have made 5-10 dots. Now get your keys, take the map, get in to your car and start to drive. Try to get to every dot you have made on your map.