Puppy

1. Youtube videos for dogs to watch.

2. Try to teach your dog a language of barks

3. Sew two dog beds on top of each other with a little hole to get in side. This will be nice for chihuahuas because they like to burrow inside things.

4. Dog GPS tracker. Watch the movements of all the dogs in the city on a dog tracker website.

5. Stray dog newspaper delivery to hobos.

MATH MAT ICS

1. Print a bunch of pictures of a friends face with a blank speech bubble. Write different things in the speech bubble (ex. "I eat pears for breakfast"). Post them around town. See if your friend notices.

2. Sit at a bus stop and eat a raw potato like an apple. Offer bites to strangers.

3. Install a speaker/ipod system in bus stops. Bus riders can plug their ipods into the system and bump their jams while waiting for the bus.

4. Practice your acting skills by dressing up like a delivery driver for a restaurant and walk into the store and pretend you work there. Dismiss any objections to your employment by convincing the other employees that they must be nuts to not remember that you work there.

5. Politically incorrect halloween couples costumes. Ex. Lady liberty and a Guantanamo bay prisoner, the twin towers, etc.

SMILE

1. Smile at every person you meet.

2. Make a twine pulley system out of your apartment window leading to the ground. Hoist notes up and down for and from random people.

3. Set up a business where you provide fresh coffee in the morning for everyone in your apartment building.

4. Txt everyone in your phone in the morning before your hanging out with a girl/ boy you want to impress. People will txt you back as the day progresses and you will look really popular. 

5. Make a fake website of fake newspaper and blog articles raving about how cool and smart you are. When people search your name on google it will come up and they will be like 'wow!' 

Something different.

1. Do so something different.

2. - 8.

Snow happy!

1. Dress like a saskwatch and ski down a hill.
2. In your yard: make a snow maze from your front door to the sidewalk.
3. Record the amount of toilet paper you use this month, try and reduce the amount by 50%.
4. Help a cat in need.
5. take a bucket shower.

MAGIC BONES

1. Make coffee mixed with raspberry juice.

2. Preschooler cooking class.

3. Garden on the roof of your garage.

4. Try to learn all the ranks in the army, the marines, the navy and the other branches of the armed forces.

5. Instead of going to Valley Fair or the WI, Dells to ride a roller coaster, go to Chicago and ride the subway for the full route on each one of their lines.

More Pancakes!

1. GPS trackers in shopping carts. Track customers and what they are interested in. It would work best in a big store like Target or Menards

2. Whole chipmunk inside fake turd for roommate prank.

3. Pils you can take that make another person fall asleep.

4. Shoes that have extendable skis hidden in them.

5. Sleep in the art gallery at your art show.

Fire Hazard

1. Radiator Bed Frame

2. Attach mail to a big helium balloon

3. Face paint station in your house or work.

4. Electronic vocal password taker for your apartment so you dont need a keep.

5. Bar where you cant get in without facepaint on your face.

Softly swaying

1.Make homemade Granola
2.Doctors prescribing healthy eating instead of pills
3.Invest in the now.
4.Eat pot muffin and see miniture horses riding on the breeze of your gently blowing curtain
5.Challenge your current ideals.

Fishtastic

1Get a pet hedgdhog and name him Fish.

2Put milk in a martini glass and garnish it with a cookie.

3Eat corn pops in a porn shop

4Produce zero garbage (compost acceptable) for 1 week minimum.

5Cross country ski across the country.

Thanks Givings

1. Thanks giving dinner for your friends.

2. Interview peoples parents about their kids.

3. Learn how to use google 'drive'

4. Coffee swimming pool

5. Send a person that you have never met a close up picture of your finger and tell them to meet you at a bar. See if they can find you just from the picture.

Hpy Brf Dai 2 ME

1. Drive your friend on his birthday. Pull over at some random intersection in the middle of the city where there will be a bunch of his friends waiting to give him a surprise birthday party on the side of the street!

2. Fill the birthday boy/girls room with balloons before they wake up.

3. Blind fold the birthday boy/girl. Bring them to the airport and dont un blindfold them until they are air born for a birthday trip.

4. If you are getting a present for someone who is young and likes teddy bears. Put the teddy bear under their sheets with them while they sleep. When they wake up they will meet their new friend.

5. Youtube channel with only name specific custom Happy Birthday songs.

House Talk

1. Move someones whole house to a different location while they are asleep.

2. Take out the floor to the attic in your house so you second floor has giant ceilings.

3. Make the floor of your house out of see through plastic.

4. Out door office with roof hang over.

5. Re paint your friends house while they are asleep.

Trojan

1. Build a giant horse. Put strippers in the horse. Bring the horse as present to the host of a party. When they get the horse all the strippers jump out and start dancing.

2. Plan a week next year that you will go on a trip. Start saving now.

3. Send the president a letter.

4. Internet user license plate to track activity and illegal action.

5. Travel by horse across the country.

Don't let me down

1. Paint your whole room with black chalkboard paint.

2. Write a monologue about the first red thing you see.

3. Backyard music festival: get all your friends who make music to gather in your backyard and make music together for a day.

4. Tie dye your bed sheets.

5. Reenact your favorite movie scene while on acid. Film it.

Science M. Myhre

1. Name your kid after Science by naming him science.

2. Play a trick on the newscasters by pumping the gas they give you at the dentist in to the room while they are filming live.

3. Fish food commercial where the characters eat fish food.

4. A commercial for soup where a guy is eating Noodles and water and his grandma tells him that it is not soup with out some sort of broth.

5. Fill your car cup holders with flower/ vegetable seeds. Throw the seeds out of your car when your waiting in traffic near a plant friendly area.

Blow Up Doll

1. Suspenders with a dildo attached on the inside of the crotch area pointing inward. (secrets never hurt anybody)

2. Vibrating bike seat.

3. Pocket on the inside of your crotch of your pants the perfect size for your phone. (Make sure to put your phone on silent or it wont vibrate when it rings)

4. Sex on a rocking chair.

5. Have sex in the back seat while your best bud drives really fast.

"No" (but that actually means yes)

1. Bring back commuter boats that go between the Hawaiian islands.

2. Peel an avocado, put it on a stick, then eat it while walking.

3. Raspberry grilled cheese sandwich

4. Uncut Youtube documentation videos of your life. (film on camera then upload and title the movie with the date it was recorded.)

5. A library of audio recordings of deceased people talking from when they were alive. i.e. phone messages, their music, memo tapes.

Bad Bad Leroy Brown (for president)

1. Toilet that moves around while you sit on it.

2. Rope ladder to your apartment from the window.

3. Throw tons and tons of marijuana seeds on to the white house lawn and wait for them to grow.

4. Run a aggressive internet campaign for your self to run for president. See how many people you can get to vote for you.

5. Facebook and google combined.

Post Drug

1. Color Blind shirts that you can only read if you are color blind.

2. Take a picture of your dog in a suit at a podium and tell people he is running for president.

3. Hats that have a voice recorder in the the bill so you can take notes without anyone knowing.

4. I Phone 6 with real refillable lighter inside.

5. Break in to your friends house and decorate for a holiday that is not for a few months.

Jazzin around and painting the town

1. Buy a disposable camera, and take pictures of everything you do today. Use all the photos. Don't develop them for another ten years.

2. Smile at every person you pass.

3. Make nachos using at least 5 different ingredients in your house. (cheese, jalapenos, peas, banana, raisins, etc..)

4. Research something you dislike/hate, find at least three things you like about that thing.

5. Quit your job in the city, go work on a farm.

Saturday morning ideas

1. Start a chain letter of 5 ideas. Every recepient must add 5 ideas before mailing it forward.

2. Don't waste your time on things you hate.

3. Look at the sky for at least ten minutes.

4. Pick one day a month, donate all your earnings for that day to your favorite charity. Do it even if you can't afford to.

5. Take off your shoes (and socks) as often as possible.

Steroid Olympics

1. Electric noise shield to stop noise from leaving your party area. 

2. Auto thwaking windshield wiper that thwacks itself when it gets too icy, snowy or when leaves get stuck between the blade and the glass.

3. Pills for dogs that make them grow bigger.

4. Steroid Olympics. Where they dont stop people from doing drugs to get stronger. 

5. Invent a vibram shoe sole that gives you traction but repels mud, dirt, snow and dog poop.

Creativity Cult

1. Bike lane in the skyways

2. Stickers that are numbered 1 - 100. Once they are stuck up all over the city people try to find all 100.

3. Instead of buying 10$ gluten free bread try Ethiopian Injera. It is 5$ for like 5 pounds.

4. Loon messengers. Attach messages on their feet. When they migrate you will be able to send the message far distances.

5. Start a creativity cult .

Happy Halloween

1. Dump trucks that play music like the ice cream truck.

2. Pipes that come up from the sidewalk with music that plays if you put your ear to it.

3. Combine all the google features with facebook.

4. A blog full of cute pictures of people kissing each other.

5. Carve a pumpkin like a globe for halloween.

The internet makes it possible to have your office buildings in the woods.

1. 3 cabin type buildings next to a body of water roughly 1 hour and 30 minutes out of a city. Inhabited by a influx artists that work together to produce creative products for clients and helping cool projects grow.

2. Free coffee day

3. Send a package with a post card and some fun stuff inside to a friend. They add a post card + some fun things then send the package to the next recipient until the package is full with post cards from around the world.

4. Listen to this video while you make dinner. Gary Johnson

5. Make a picture on a program on your computer then post it in the 5 ideas group on FB.

Goat Vending Machine

1. During the winter carnival: Let the polar bears from the zoo out on to a frozen lake. Fence off the lake. People watch the polar bears on the lake.

2. Shoes that have little ice skate blades that pop out from the bottom of the shoe for when you're wishing you brought your ice skates. 

3. Make a blog where you review restaurants that you have eaten at. Don't go to the same restaurant twice. 

4. Ask a girl on a date today. If it is awkward and she is like 'why did you just walk up and ask me on a date' explain that you did it because of a idea blog thing. 

5. Live goat vending machine. 

200th post !

‎1. Register to vote.

2. Make a reality TV show with the footage from the street police cameras.

3. Auction off your ideas for greed and money

4. Potluck in the hall way of your apt building all day long. For your neighbors.

5. http://www.instructables.com/id/Home-Made-Bidet/

BLOG TALK

1. Go to this video on youtube then 'like' it after you watch it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0QoeA_-Ub8&feature=plcp

2. Shoes made out of recycled car tires.

4. Take a bath with honey in the water.

5. Glass bottom car.

Ground Control to Mission Control to Ground Officer

1. Make your profile pic and profile cover look like they are the same picture.

2. Dictate missions to your friends. See if they do them.

3. Drive around the whole country.

4. Make a movie about you driving to the bottom of the world.

5. Quit drinking. (alcohol)

Hold your breath...

1. Hold your breath while you read the next four ideas.

2. Get and crow and a dog. Teach the crow to ride on the dogs back.

3. Write a movie script. On the cover write: "Written by: Martin Scorsese"
Print it on old looking paper. Hide it to be found in Martin Scorseses home town.

4. Go to college for something you hate.

Squash Hummus

1. Search your name on google images.

2. Messure your penis 3 times in one day. See what the difference in size is depending on your mood. 

3. Pancake food truck for festivals

4. Leaves from the whole neighbor hood all in one yard for kids to play in.

5. Squash Hummus
Squash+Garlic+Chick Peas + Chili Powder

Walk on the stars

1. Get married on a roller coaster.

2. When camping at night: Lay on your back. Put your legs in the air. Look up at the stars and pretend to tip toe from star to star. Use each star like a stepping stone.

3.  Make yourself throw up on a roller coaster. Do it exactly when it takes your picture.

4. Bring all your mattresses in to the living room and have a slumber party.

5. Living room Improv Show

VICTORIA'S SQUASH

‎1. Room full of keyboards.

2. Put Maple syrup on everything you cook.

3.  Be a food critique for only tacos. 

4. Catalog all the graffiti in your city. 

5. Use a cut in half squash tied together as a bra or shirt.  

My Wov.

1. Wedding on Bikes

2. Flashmob Proposal

3. Scavenger hunt proposal

4. Write 'will you marry me in the steam on the mirror when they are taking a shower.

5. Propose with a custom made movie preview at movie theater.

If you build it.... they will come.

1. Commercial where the owners leave their dog at home alone and when they come back there are a bunch of super model humans hanging out with the dog.

2. Music Video. The main singer is in a room with one closed door. As they sing bees come from under the door and swarm around him

3. Run around the world

4. Lottery tickets that are like scavenger hunts to other gas stations.

5. Municipal internet service for public.

Bad Moda Fuda

1. Plan a way to get out of jail, get incarcerated, then get out.

2. Snowboard/skateboard/surfboard all in one.

3. A new dance called the Bad Moda Fuda

4. Pick one subject. (It could be a place or a thing) Learn everything there ever was to know about that place of thing. Study this specific thing for your whole life.

5. Try to figure out where all the pieces of your computer came from on the planet.

Totally Charming

1. Poke a hole for a camera lens in a cardboard box. Ship the box across the world while the camera is filming.

2. Video camera in your house streaming live to the interent.

3. Make a pipe out of a Potato.

4. Try going to the 5 ideas facebook page instead of www.fiveideasaday.com

5. Make your bike frame in to a bong.

Bike Love

1. Scanner that goes secretly inside paper shredder to copy document before it is shredded.

2. A funny skit where the guy is turned on by her putting more clothes on.

3. Monologue on a bike

4. Video of a house, audio of someone doing a monologue for what the house is thinking.

5. Hot tub in the trunk of your car.

Ber Lesk

1. For a fancy hip club: Hire a famous architect or artist to do the club area lay out. Have a new architect /artist do it every year.

2. Program for phone:
If your at a public place you can turn the program and your gps icon will appear on other people programs. They can poke you electronically if they think you cute.

3. Concert on the roof

4. Bring your neighbors smoothies in the morning.

5. Order a subscription to a weird magazine to your friends house. The magazine should have nothing to do with their interests. See if they ask why you picked the one you picked.

Cuddle Bear

1. Thermal imaging camera for consumers.

2. Baseball hat made out of feathers

3. School janitor always has candy

4. Skirt made out of a down comforter.

5. Orange pulp pizza

Hcaz Oihcram

‎1. Go to a crowded bus stop, when bus comes get on pay, then get off while telling the next person have a nice day and a free ride.

2. Hang up fake security cameras in random places.

3. Superglue what looks to be or is a full pack of cigarettes up high in an unreachable place in dinky town.

4. Gather a bunch of friends/willing participants and pretend to be a celebrity with paparazzi/cameras/security in a populated area and watch ignorance/celebrity worship ensue.

5. Make your own menthol cigarettes by growing tobacco and spearmint and rolling the leaves up dried as a mix.

ROBERT FONES

1. Set up meetings for your whole week with friends just for fun.

2. Answer one CL post a day

3. Put a casting call on Craigs List. When you get a response write a script for that person.

4. Dildo scavenger hunt

5. Send Robert Fones mail to his house.

Mean Ideas.

1. Drop an egg in to chili while it is stewing.

2. Turn your phones GPS on to document your route. Drive across the state on a route that spells out your name. Post the map to face book.

3. Advertise a party for someone else's house that does not know they are having a party.

4. Order 50 pizzas to a fake address then wait out back of the pizza place for them to throw them away.

5. Spray a whole can of mace in a public hallway. Post a candid camera. When people walk through they wont know what hit em.

ZOMBIES ZOMBIES ZOMBIES

1. Contest where you win a two week fishing trip with Maroon 5

2. Haunted house where you start in the back of a pick-up truck. The driver gets attacked by zombies so you need to run off the truck in to the woods. Your goal is to get to the safe house 2 miles away. Inside the woods there are many zombies and other scary things that you need to hide from.

3. Idea 2 + paintball guns.

4. Music Video: Rapper is in a crowd of hundreds of people. They are just milling around like it is a regular situation. The rapper is shoving people while rapping.

5. Porn Music Video.

Blank Page

1. Write down all the state parks in the state. Try to go to everyone of them and check them off as you go.

2. Have a friend drop you off in a corn field far from home and try to get back.

3. Apply to all the contests you find.

4. Make a really high class food truck.

5. A restaurant that never ever has the same menu.  

Break Up Cat

1. When your boy/girl friend breaks up with you, buy a cat!

2. A commercial of very typical bros talking about miller light. Making fun of miller.

3. Pills that color your pee fun colors! :)

4. Computer program that switches your desktop icons and icon dock in to different places every hour. The program will be called Brain Gym.

5. Make plastic bags at stores illegal like in Maui, HI.

.-- .-. .. - . .. -. -- --- .-. ... . -.-. --- -.. .

‎1. Vitamin cigarettes

2. 
.-- .-. .. - . / .. -. / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. .

to read:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morse_code

3. Bike speakers for i pod

4. To quit smoking: only buy cigarettes you hate 

5. Make 30 fake commercials.

Fuck you future me!

1. A shirt with a picture of a balloon on the tummy. This shirt is for pregnant woman to wear through out their pregnancy.

2. Cover your floor in wet paint and do a slip and slide.

3. Emergency plane slides... from your apt window.

4. Instead of doing really dangerous drugs that might kill you, try this:  Give a photo of yourself flicking off the camera to a friend to send too you in ten years. Under the picture write: fuck you future me.

5. Get a apartment. Live there for a year. Hide money in the floor. In 20 years rent the apt again to see if the money is still there.

VIDEO GAMES

5 IDEAS FOR TITLES VIDEO GAMES:

1. Square Dance Zombies

2. The Adventures of Mr. Peanut Potato Chips

3. The Blue Puppeteer

4. Jack Rabbit Nabber

5. The Radiating Fur

SEX!

1. Meditate before you have sex

2. Write will you marry me on your pubic bone so when you have sex they see it.

3. Try to break your own record for how many times you have had sex in one day.

4. Have sex to a different genre of music every time.

5. Use olive oil as lube when masturbating.

BREAKING BAD

1. TV show that follows the meth from breaking bad.

2. Liquor that looks like blood and has the consistency of blood for halloween.

3. Instead of saying "Thats my Jam" say "Thats my quiche"

4. Try to post 5 ideas a day on this group for a whole week.

5. Make pants with a bushy tail attached to the back.

CHESS

1. Learn French and when you know french really well, learn German. But instead of learning German through english, learn it through french. 

2. Party bus called "Magic School Bus"

3. Trap door where you would stand to knock at your front door.

4. Money Transfer through FB to different FB users.

5. Write "DONATIONS" on a jar then put it at the coffee shop.

PLANT TABLE

‎1. Commercial for a cleaning spray like windex: Guy and Girl are spraying the floor cleaning a stain, the girl sprays the Guy in the face. He laughs then sprays her. They start laughing and get in to a windex fight.

2. DO STUFF commercial : Girl is presenting her self in a sexual way while guy is on computer. He is on computer looks back at her quickly "Not now, I just gotta make this .Gif for my blog" in a distracted way. Black out

3. Incorporate YOLO in to your daily dialogue. 

4. Get prescribed to adrenal then sell it.

5. Plant table 

NEWS PAPER

1. Pay the NewsPaper to tape your business card to the front page of the sunday paper.

2. Cup phone to your neighbors window

3. National free pizza day  (funded by your taxes)

4. Take a week off work to learn a random academic subject from youtube.

5. Mustache tattooed on face.

Penny for your thoughts

. Coffee drinking contest

2. Hide in couch cushions until someone sits on you then scream

3. Put food coloring in the house showers hot water maker

4. Tobacco that tastes like food

5. Make calenders that cut off the last day in march so people think it is April Fools day when it really isnt.

Nope

1. Only watch movies in French for 3 months straight. 

2. Make a jail cell in you closet. 

3. When your roommate is gone attach thousands of streamers to the ceiling.

4. Argue with your girlfriend about the fact that you argue to much.

5. Improv show in the park.

100 random people

1. Make a rule where no one can wear shoes on your bed.

2. Set up a shelf in your room filled with creative equipment for creativity.

3. Make a radio show online.

4. Make your own yogart

5. Send your picture to 1000 random people in the mail.

Movie Party

1. Custom paint Ikea Beds then sell them.

2. Peddle Pub but instead of scheduling your seat, the Pubs just peddle around the city and you can get on anywhere as long as there is enough seats.

3. A music festival on a cruise boat. The boat goes all over the world you get get on and off when ever and where ever you want.

4. Burry treasure in a park in the city.

5. Make a movie party.

60065

1. Outsource your job.com
A website where you pay people to do your job for a bit less than you are currently getting paid.

2. When you really don't want to do something check your self in to mental institution so you have a good excuse not to do it.

3. Mystery snack brand. Available the convenience store a bag with a big "?" on it. Inside would be a random snack food surprise.

4. A website that ranks all the people in the world. Who is the best person? Who's the worst?

5. Figure out how to trick the test they give you at the Scientology place to make it look like your very holly. 

BIG BANG

1. Apply to 3 schools just for fun

2. Go to a Improv Show.

3. Send out a mass email of a poem you wrote 

4. Commercial for Fast food telling how many people have made a good living working for them since they opened.

5. Travel to Wall Drug South Dakota

Magic Hippo

1. Leave letters for a specific person all along their daily route.

2. Improv movie making classes.

3. Put a play on for your friends in your living room.

4. Water slide down your stairs

5. Enter your name in to as many contests as you can.

Our house... in the middle of the street.

1. Make a blanket fort in the middle of the street.

2. Hitch hike only a few blocks.

3. Leave notes hidden around the city.

4. Keep clean socks in your backpack.

5. Film the sunset for 5 days straight.

Your going to love it!

1. An Advertisement for puberty.

2. Music that plays in the pool while you swim.

3. A loan collection company called Karma.

4. Underwater headphones.

5. Fire delivery. Deliver fire wood to your fire location on the day of your fire.

DRAGON BREATH

1. Adventure company for experienced travelers named Just Trust Us.

2. Print out many copies of all the laws for biking in the city. Laminate the pages of laws. Attach the laminated pages in public places for people to read.

3. Just Trust Us has three levels of adventures. The highest and hardest level: Adventurer is blind folded and dropped off in a random place on the planet. They need to find their way home.

4. A illegal 2 story bus tour service where everyone gets to smoke pot while on the tour.

5. Prank your boss. Get everyone you work with to not come in to work one day. Have the janitor go in to work. When your boss gets to work he might ask the janitor where everyone is and why he is cleaning on in the middle of the day on a work day. The janitor will reply: It's Sunday... I am always here on sunday. The boss will be very confused because it is not Sunday, it is Thursday. He may think he has lost his mind.

Inappropriate...

1. A tourist shirt for Moab Utah that says I got this shirt in Moab but I probably should have gotten arrested.

2. Tube that connects to where you pee and filters the the water and goes above you to use stream as a hot shower. 

3. Band name: bear box 

4. Lottery for prom king and queen.

5. A game where you all poop in the toilet with out flushing and see how far you can fill it up.

Two sides of one coin

1. Outsource your job.com
A website where you pay people to do your job for a bit less than you are currently getting paid.

2. When you really don't want to do something check your self in to mental institution so you have a good excuse not to do it.

3. Mystery snack brand. Available the convenience store a bag with a big "?" on it. Inside would be a random snack food surprise.

4. A website that ranks all the people in the world. Who is the best person? Who's the worst?

5. Figure out how to trick the test they give you at the Scientology place to make it look like your very holly.

Quinzee time!

1. Build a quinzee.

2. Spray paint your quinzee.

3. Hot box your quinzee.

4. Have a tea party in your quinzee.

5. Turn your quinzee into a fort and declare a snowball fight.

Smells like dill weed

Take a different route everyday.

Next time you eat a pineapple; cut off the top, plant it, and grow your own pineapple!

Start your own indoor worm compost.

Wind powered trains.

Sex painting: throw paint on a canvas, have sex on canvas. Hang it on your wall and don't tell anyone what you did.

Hair

1. Fill your pocket with sand for a portable ash tray.

2. Be a jerk to someone and then try to make them like you the next time just to see if u can do it.

3. Live plant/ flower hats.

4. Elastic string attached all over your shirt for babies to play with.

5. Mom hats. Kind of like a hair net but stronger. Designed to wear when your baby is tearing at moms hair.

FB

1. Facebook starts making people take a five minute academic lesson on a random subject every log in.

2. Movie in the park except one night they close off the highway and have it in the lanes.

3. Close off the highway for a critical mass bike ride.

4. Disco / party lights on every floor of a sky scraper on 4 th of July

5. Another weed holiday just like 420 but just so there can be 2

Im still tired.

1. A blog that posts one original movie/theater script per week.

2. Run barefoot outside everyday

3. Try to save 10,000 dollars in change.

4. Quit smoking doctors that will give you medicine and days off work to help quit.

5. Mandatory Slip and Slide day. Mandated by the government.  

AESOP ROCK

1. Traveling Museum exhibit of live famous people.

2. Phones free zones in the united states. Like state parks except different.

3. Quit your job and make music all day everyday until you go broke.

4. Water slides underground where the sewers are. It will be a more fun way of transportation.

5. Ice cream bars that don;t have to be refrigerated

PARKING TICKETS

1. Rich person who is bored: go around looks for people parking tickets and pay. Leave a little note where the ticket used to be.

2. Self cleaning sidewalks hooked up to the city water pipes.

3. Sushi Cake

4. Tempura veggies instead of hash browns in the morning.

5. 24 hour store that contain printers but no employees. You go to their website, pay and send your file. It automatically prints then give you a code. Go to the store and enter your code. It will dispense your printed document

TICKLE TAXI!

1. Bring a girl or guy back to your place to have sex. When its just getting 'good' see if you can stop IT from happening.

2. Walk up to everyone you see and ask if they would like to have sex. (i watched a guy do this at the beach and it worked)

3. Don't have a orgasm for 3 months.

4. Airless tires
http://onhudson.typepad.com/onhudsoncom/2012/02/michelin-tweel-tires-wins-respect.html

5. TICKLE TAXI!!! (i don't think i have to explain)

RAIN IN THE CITY

1. Power generator in the sewers so when it rains it make power.

2. The City has 1 person go out every week and stand in a random place. The first biker he sees he gives a reward of 100$ to encourage people to bike more.

3. Water fountains that attach to fire hydrants for hot days.


4. A giant human made spider web to catch bugs.


5. Don't use your cock as a compass. 

ROCKSTAR SEMEN

1. Try to only drink Yogurt instead of water

2. Dog harness cup-holders for re hydrations on morning runs.

3. Bottled air

4. Famous/ successful men mass sell their semen in stores

5. All roads built underground.

Presidential Candidate

1. Send a letter to the president every day.

2. A movie about stray dogs learning how to use the Subway System.

3. Animal Farm THE MOVIE

4. Make a hole in your living room where you can sweep your floors in to with out having to use a dust pan.

5. Share this website with someone.

SPIDER MAN

1. Get a Spider Man costume. Take pictures with people in Times Square.
(we did it last night for 45 minutes and made 130 dollars)


2. Set up Wi Fi everywhere in the city. Charge people to use it like the hotels do.

3. For a elevator with many stops: Have the door open automatically with out any one pushing the button on a floor that is set up to look like a magical world with trees and mist and music. People will think they have stumbled into a portal.

4. Climb under the brooklyn bridge... in the middle of the river. Its a good place to sleep. Also may be a good place for a romantic dinner.

5. Start graffitiing your enemies first and last name all over the city.

SHES A CHARMER...

1. Sex candy that is to put in your vagina like a scavenger hunt for your tongue.

2. Automatic Hair Braider

3. Cup phone bra.

4. Sexy underwear for kids. (thats actually kind of fucked up)

5. Idea generator for people who cant think of ideas.

WASH YOUR HANDS

1. Virtual hand washing website.

2. Every board game have a website where you can play that game.

3. A website that has pictures of cats
(i am pretty sure they have this)

4. dish soap that changes color while you use it.

5. Hand soap dispenser that is shaped like a erect penis, the soap come out of the tip.

Blow Gun

1. Shirts with pockets on the inside.

2. Shirts with only one sleve.

3. Sand Paper texture shorts.

4. Car engine loudener


5. Lazy Boy car seats

BOX FORT

1. Send your self to boarding school

2. When buying something of regular temperature: When handed to you drop it screaming HOT HOT HOT!

3. IPhone Virus prank that makes fart sounds at random times.

4. Email Scavenger Hunt.

5. Worlds largest box fort.

EXTREME TWISTA!

1. I Phone Lottery Tickets

2. Twister shower/bath

3. Twister on top on semi trucks

4. Personal Zip Line routes home from sky scrapers.

5. Take dummy hands and have them coming out of man hole covers.

River Party

1. Rave/ disco lights and music along the side of a river. People can tube down at night with the lights and music!

2. Gardens on top of buses.

3. Secret pipes around the city where you can put in money and the people on the other side of the pipe will light some weed for you to hit.

4. City wide telephone game

5. Don't listen to anyones advice.

Six O' clock

1. Record all the stories about your life on your phone.

2. Use facebook more so when you die people (like your great great grandson) can look back on your life when your long gone.

3. Sign your name with a X when you sign for credit card receipts

4. Walk around with a GoPro on your head all day everyday. When you go home to sleep you can upload your day to YouTube. Your whole life will be filmed. People will get used to it eventually.

5. Put plastic over one part of you body when you shower. Make sure it is the same part of your body everytime. After a year you can see how dirty it is.  

MESH SUITS

1. Play paintball while your on bikes

2. Bike speakers that connect with 3G to the internet radio

3. See through mesh swim suits

4. Make stickers for your bike fixing services that you put on the bikes after you fix em

5. Go to Valley Fair and go on the roller coaster where they take the pictures of you. Bring a bunny rabbit on the ride with you. Bend down and hide while holding the rabbit in the air so it looks like the rabbit is riding the roller coaster. 

Moss Candy

1. Moss flavored candy

2. The surface a table tiled with ipads.

3. Phones that have little erect dicks where you talk.

4. Get super drunk and sleep on your parents lawn on april fools day.

5. A liquid that is programed to take the form of many different objects. It can be a cup or a fork, it can be a knife of scissors. It is remote controlled from your phone.

 

Day 1 Ideas

1. Go underwater close your eyes and decide what you want to do with yourself.

2. Get out of the water, dry off, steal a pair of shorts, a tee, and shoes, but leave a sizable tip and do whatever the fuck you decided to do while underwater.

3. Live your life, find somebody that makes you happy and travel or stay there.

4. The only rule to live by is to do what you want to, and never for the love of God go back to your shit life before that.

5. Unless of course, you want to infiltrate it and take shit down from the inside out, which in that case make sure to shave for the job interview.

by Matt Litwin

Chiang Mai Street Art - Thailand

Day 2 Ideas

1. Look for the most soul sucking well paid corporate job and get it, work there for a year and quit.

2. After quitting sell your house, car, clothes, computer, and trophy wife.

3. Buy a plane ticket out of the country and leave without telling anyone.

4. As soon as you land in your destination, buy 4 large beers, a bag of grass, and a plate of food. 

5. Eat that food, smoke that smoke, and drink that drink, and then go for a swim in the closest body of water.

Bigger than Usual

1. Free beer stand on the street. 

2. Start writing letters to your next door neighbor 

3. Replace a red pens ink with blue ink

4.  Make your Hamster cage have clear tubes leading from the cage then up on the roof, over the street then in to your neighbors house. This way you wont need someone to Hamster sit when you go on vacation.  

5. Communal dogs. 

Conga Line!

1. Start smoking, then when ever you need to act really energetic and weird quit smoking a few days before the day when that is needed.

2. Write 100 little notes and poems. Put the notes and poems in little water tight containers. Climb trees around your city and secure the water tight container in the tree for someone else to find. Maybe someone will notice the pattern if they climb enough trees.

3. Punch yourself in the face before going on a date. When she/he asks what happened tell them that you were defending their honor.

4. Find out what kind of cigarettes one of your high school teachers smoke. Buy the same kind of cigarettes. Take the tobacco out then mix it marijuana. Re pack the tobacco/ weed in to the cigarettes. Secretly replace your pack with your teachers pack.

5. Do a city wide conga line.

Down the street.

1. Buy a backpack full of yarn. Tie all the rolls together. Tie one side of the yarn to your garage then walk down the ally in your neighborhood with the yarn until you run out of yarn.

2. www.ariamcmanus.com

3. Put logos on your website so it looks like people sponsored you.

4. Sell your virginity

5. Hide a One Hundred Dollar Bill at a house party and tell people to go look for it.

Chapter SPERM

1. Read 1 chapter of a book every day.

2. Foot mold shoe soles.

3. Bags made out of plastic bags.

4. Mouse pads with pictures of either a penis or a vagina on it.

5. Iphone digital key for your house.

Advertise You

1. Right before you die make a huge ad campaign with all your left over money. The campaign will just be of your face and name so you will get famous.

2. Make a blanket fort at the biggest street festival in the country.

3. Pour juice all over a sharpened fan to kill fruit flies.

4. Shoes that look like bananas.

5. Tattoo smiley faces on your eye lids.

AMERICA

1. Tattoo a ON/OFF button on your lower back.

2. Tattoo 'No Smoking' on you finger if your quitting smoking

3. Glue a war scene with GI Joes all over your car.

4. Smiling face T-Shirt made with 2 sunny side up eggs for the eyes and bacon for the mouth

5. Make your own seasoning in a salt container.

Message Machine

1. For telemarketer calls:
Telemarketer recording says: THIS IS GOD please press 9 to talk to a representative.

2. Answering Machine  message:
Act as if your in the middle of setting your message and someone comes in to your house and kidnaps you. It can end with you saying ' NO PLEASE PLEASE LET ME GO'

3. Call every single person in your cell phone contact list in one day. Take Adderal before so you can talk a lot.

4. Start shortening words like expensive. Say: 'Spensy' instead.

5. Don't work to much today.

Spend Money

1. Purposefully mispronounce words while reading things in public and watch/film others reactions.


2. Get pink eye and chase down strangers like a zombie from 28 days later.


3. Dress up in a batman costume and leer down at people from rooftops.


4. Take a shower in your clothes and instead of soap use laundry detergent. Then hang yourself to dry.


5. Send P diddy a box of steaks in the mail with a letter attached reading simply: "boss up, sir"

these ideas written by: Brian Johnston, Rocka Billy, Hcaz Oihcram, Tyler S. Green

Leave Girls

1. Instead of pollution, have smokestacks exude various yarns in triad color schemes.


2. Pee on a plate, put it in the freezer, wait till late at night when it's frozen, take pee disc off of plate, slide it under someones door. They'll wake up to mysterious puddle of pee on floor.

3. Write ideas on the 5 Ideas A Day FB wall (while your not sober)

4. Start a neighborhood campaign to send 10,000 postcards to Whoopi Goldberg. Every post card reads: You rocked in Sister Act II.

5. Dig a hole. fill it with leaves. push girls in it.


^^^^These ideas were written by people on the 5IDEASADAY Facebook group

OUTSIDE

1. Outdoor bowling alley.

2. Give Oliver credit for that one idea he came up with.

3. Pens that have water inside them and can remotely be activated to spray water in the users face mid class.

4. Pipes that go into the ground around the city that you can talk to people in different neighborhoods (like the ones at playgrounds)

5. Smoker breath candies for non smokers that date smokers to make a point.