Fuck you future me!

1. A shirt with a picture of a balloon on the tummy. This shirt is for pregnant woman to wear through out their pregnancy.

2. Cover your floor in wet paint and do a slip and slide.

3. Emergency plane slides... from your apt window.

4. Instead of doing really dangerous drugs that might kill you, try this:  Give a photo of yourself flicking off the camera to a friend to send too you in ten years. Under the picture write: fuck you future me.

5. Get a apartment. Live there for a year. Hide money in the floor. In 20 years rent the apt again to see if the money is still there.