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6/21/12

Conga Line!

1. Start smoking, then when ever you need to act really energetic and weird quit smoking a few days before the day when that is needed.

2. Write 100 little notes and poems. Put the notes and poems in little water tight containers. Climb trees around your city and secure the water tight container in the tree for someone else to find. Maybe someone will notice the pattern if they climb enough trees.

3. Punch yourself in the face before going on a date. When she/he asks what happened tell them that you were defending their honor.

4. Find out what kind of cigarettes one of your high school teachers smoke. Buy the same kind of cigarettes. Take the tobacco out then mix it marijuana. Re pack the tobacco/ weed in to the cigarettes. Secretly replace your pack with your teachers pack.

5. Do a city wide conga line.

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