Trojan

1. Build a giant horse. Put strippers in the horse. Bring the horse as present to the host of a party. When they get the horse all the strippers jump out and start dancing.

2. Plan a week next year that you will go on a trip. Start saving now.

3. Send the president a letter.

4. Internet user license plate to track activity and illegal action.

5. Travel by horse across the country.