Six O' clock

1. Record all the stories about your life on your phone.

2. Use facebook more so when you die people (like your great great grandson) can look back on your life when your long gone.

3. Sign your name with a X when you sign for credit card receipts

4. Walk around with a GoPro on your head all day everyday. When you go home to sleep you can upload your day to YouTube. Your whole life will be filmed. People will get used to it eventually.

5. Put plastic over one part of you body when you shower. Make sure it is the same part of your body everytime. After a year you can see how dirty it is.  

MESH SUITS

1. Play paintball while your on bikes

2. Bike speakers that connect with 3G to the internet radio

3. See through mesh swim suits

4. Make stickers for your bike fixing services that you put on the bikes after you fix em

5. Go to Valley Fair and go on the roller coaster where they take the pictures of you. Bring a bunny rabbit on the ride with you. Bend down and hide while holding the rabbit in the air so it looks like the rabbit is riding the roller coaster. 

Moss Candy

1. Moss flavored candy

2. The surface a table tiled with ipads.

3. Phones that have little erect dicks where you talk.

4. Get super drunk and sleep on your parents lawn on april fools day.

5. A liquid that is programed to take the form of many different objects. It can be a cup or a fork, it can be a knife of scissors. It is remote controlled from your phone.

 

Day 1 Ideas

1. Go underwater close your eyes and decide what you want to do with yourself.

2. Get out of the water, dry off, steal a pair of shorts, a tee, and shoes, but leave a sizable tip and do whatever the fuck you decided to do while underwater.

3. Live your life, find somebody that makes you happy and travel or stay there.

4. The only rule to live by is to do what you want to, and never for the love of God go back to your shit life before that.

5. Unless of course, you want to infiltrate it and take shit down from the inside out, which in that case make sure to shave for the job interview.

by Matt Litwin

Chiang Mai Street Art - Thailand

Day 2 Ideas

1. Look for the most soul sucking well paid corporate job and get it, work there for a year and quit.

2. After quitting sell your house, car, clothes, computer, and trophy wife.

3. Buy a plane ticket out of the country and leave without telling anyone.

4. As soon as you land in your destination, buy 4 large beers, a bag of grass, and a plate of food. 

5. Eat that food, smoke that smoke, and drink that drink, and then go for a swim in the closest body of water.

Bigger than Usual

1. Free beer stand on the street. 

2. Start writing letters to your next door neighbor 

3. Replace a red pens ink with blue ink

4.  Make your Hamster cage have clear tubes leading from the cage then up on the roof, over the street then in to your neighbors house. This way you wont need someone to Hamster sit when you go on vacation.  

5. Communal dogs. 

Conga Line!

1. Start smoking, then when ever you need to act really energetic and weird quit smoking a few days before the day when that is needed.

2. Write 100 little notes and poems. Put the notes and poems in little water tight containers. Climb trees around your city and secure the water tight container in the tree for someone else to find. Maybe someone will notice the pattern if they climb enough trees.

3. Punch yourself in the face before going on a date. When she/he asks what happened tell them that you were defending their honor.

4. Find out what kind of cigarettes one of your high school teachers smoke. Buy the same kind of cigarettes. Take the tobacco out then mix it marijuana. Re pack the tobacco/ weed in to the cigarettes. Secretly replace your pack with your teachers pack.

5. Do a city wide conga line.

Down the street.

1. Buy a backpack full of yarn. Tie all the rolls together. Tie one side of the yarn to your garage then walk down the ally in your neighborhood with the yarn until you run out of yarn.

2. www.ariamcmanus.com

3. Put logos on your website so it looks like people sponsored you.

4. Sell your virginity

5. Hide a One Hundred Dollar Bill at a house party and tell people to go look for it.

Chapter SPERM

1. Read 1 chapter of a book every day.

2. Foot mold shoe soles.

3. Bags made out of plastic bags.

4. Mouse pads with pictures of either a penis or a vagina on it.

5. Iphone digital key for your house.

Advertise You

1. Right before you die make a huge ad campaign with all your left over money. The campaign will just be of your face and name so you will get famous.

2. Make a blanket fort at the biggest street festival in the country.

3. Pour juice all over a sharpened fan to kill fruit flies.

4. Shoes that look like bananas.

5. Tattoo smiley faces on your eye lids.

AMERICA

1. Tattoo a ON/OFF button on your lower back.

2. Tattoo 'No Smoking' on you finger if your quitting smoking

3. Glue a war scene with GI Joes all over your car.

4. Smiling face T-Shirt made with 2 sunny side up eggs for the eyes and bacon for the mouth

5. Make your own seasoning in a salt container.

Message Machine

1. For telemarketer calls:
Telemarketer recording says: THIS IS GOD please press 9 to talk to a representative.

2. Answering Machine  message:
Act as if your in the middle of setting your message and someone comes in to your house and kidnaps you. It can end with you saying ' NO PLEASE PLEASE LET ME GO'

3. Call every single person in your cell phone contact list in one day. Take Adderal before so you can talk a lot.

4. Start shortening words like expensive. Say: 'Spensy' instead.

5. Don't work to much today.

Spend Money

1. Purposefully mispronounce words while reading things in public and watch/film others reactions.


2. Get pink eye and chase down strangers like a zombie from 28 days later.


3. Dress up in a batman costume and leer down at people from rooftops.


4. Take a shower in your clothes and instead of soap use laundry detergent. Then hang yourself to dry.


5. Send P diddy a box of steaks in the mail with a letter attached reading simply: "boss up, sir"

these ideas written by: Brian Johnston, Rocka Billy, Hcaz Oihcram, Tyler S. Green

Leave Girls

1. Instead of pollution, have smokestacks exude various yarns in triad color schemes.


2. Pee on a plate, put it in the freezer, wait till late at night when it's frozen, take pee disc off of plate, slide it under someones door. They'll wake up to mysterious puddle of pee on floor.

3. Write ideas on the 5 Ideas A Day FB wall (while your not sober)

4. Start a neighborhood campaign to send 10,000 postcards to Whoopi Goldberg. Every post card reads: You rocked in Sister Act II.

5. Dig a hole. fill it with leaves. push girls in it.


^^^^These ideas were written by people on the 5IDEASADAY Facebook group

OUTSIDE

1. Outdoor bowling alley.

2. Give Oliver credit for that one idea he came up with.

3. Pens that have water inside them and can remotely be activated to spray water in the users face mid class.

4. Pipes that go into the ground around the city that you can talk to people in different neighborhoods (like the ones at playgrounds)

5. Smoker breath candies for non smokers that date smokers to make a point.

Cat Seat

1. Scotch tape that changes vibrant colors as it rolls out.

2. Self soaping showers (like a car wash for you body)

3.  Seats that dogs can wear on their back that have seats for cats.

4. Camera implants in your eye. WiFi the signal to a computer.

5. Square dance in the center of a highway.

Mad Herb

1. Smoke mad herb.

2. Grow ur hair to ur toes.

3. Book library boxes on the street.  (like the free magazine boxes.)

4. Mountain bike on the roof of those houses that are all connected.

5. Tattoo your name on your chest... like this:

Free Range Animal Crackers

1. Free Range Animal Crackers

2. Drink carrot juice.

3. Replace the milk in your parents fridge with a liquid of another color.

4. Bike to work.

5. Convince people to drive to South America with you.

Crying Baby

1. Record a crying baby. Have the sound automatically play deep in the woods by a camp ground. (use a long lasting battery or solar power) Scare the shit out of campers.

2. Tye Dye your paper money.

3. Email all the people you used to think were really cool.

4. Make a magazine.

5. Get a job where they pay you to just sit around waiting to help customers. Bring your lap top. Do your own work.

Dance

1. Start a bike tour service for people who want to see your city/ state. Be the guide. Show them what you do for fun in the process.

2. Spend 1 year creating a cool website without telling anyone that you spend all your time and money on it. Release the website.

3. Set up speakers under your brothers bed. Hide the wires that lead through the wall and in to your room. Hook up your ipod. Play music when he is not home so your parents keep getting super confused.

4. Pay someone doing something cool to make a art project about what they are doing for you.

5. Hook up a solar panel that charges Christmas lights for automatic night time use. Do this in the middle of a forest in a HUGE national park so hikers are really confused why there are lights in the middle of nowhere.

THINGS

1. Blackmail yourself.

2. Touch screen computer desks.

3. Fall in love. Get your heart broken. Fall in love again. Get your heart broken. fall in love again.... die.

4. Key boards where each separate key you push lights up in neon colors when you type.

5. Weirdly colored candy.

Dreams & Ideas

1. Have a haunted house in a parking garage.

2. Decide who you really look up to in general (could be a band or a person), bike to them (wherever they may be in the world) then do what ever it takes to convince them to design an issue of your silly magazine. THE IDEA FACTORY 

3.  Write in italics because you forgot to click the little button again.

4.  Make the entrance to your business wither haunted house or a obstacle course.

5. Write on the wall next to your bed so you don't forget your dreams and ideas.  

So.... do you want.... to..... never mind.

1. Imagine being locked in a closet for 3 days.

2. Have a friend lock you in a closet for a week and feed you so you can quit smoking cigarettes.

3. Make a tunnel from your basement to somewhere in your yard.

4. Every Sunday walk in a different direction from your house and explore the city/area you live in.

5. Try to not leave your bed a whole day.

Erik K

1. Send a box of candy to your best friend.

2. Thank your girl friends mom for making such a beautiful daughter.

3. Use the US postal service more often.

4. Redacted

5. Have your birthday party at the same place every year.

Big Big

1. Watch every single TV series on NETFLIX.

2. Instead of TPing someones house for a prank decorate the trees in their yard with Christmas Ornaments.

3. Make a art website called Myplayedoutartistwebsite.com

4. Make a youtube movie channel where you only make movies random people over the internet ask you to make.

5. Sell really long pencils (4 feet long).

TIME on your hands

1. Release a magazine where instead of paying for each issue people need to send you a hand written letter every time the want the new issue.

2. Pandora type radio stations that are managed by the actual band members. (If you chose Kanye West radio, you would be listening to a playlist put together by Kanye West)

3. Only pay for things with 2 dollar bills.

4. Make your own clothing brand.

5. Coffee bean delivery like they used to do with milk.

Magic Soup

1. Listen to the song Shut Up by the Black Eyed Peas. @ 2 Minutes & 51 seconds there is really cool part that you can imagine as an on stage musical.

2. Smoke pot with your mom.

3. Rent your yard out for free to people who want to tend their own garden but have no yard. Let them use your hose because your cool like that.

4. Make sandwiches, wrap them up and sell them at the bus stop.

5. Soup pipe line to houses.

MAKE SOME LOVE

1. Do a calender with pictures of your dog modeling swim suits and dresses.

2. Look up some old famous persons list of favorites books, copy it, then put it on your facebook as if it were your list of favorite books.

3. Paint your face black.

4. Make a shirt that says: I keep trying to fall in love with someone...

5. Have sex in the middle of the highway on the median.

ALL DAY (half day off_

1. Human chess board

2. Bike really close while passing people on your bike and say something in a normal conversational volume just as you pass them.

3. Foldable cars so not so much space is taken by parked cars.

4. Bike scavenger hunt.

5. Life long world-wide scavenger hunt.

Brain pattern

1. Race rolling oranges down a hill with a few friends.

2. Pour a line of gas down a street then light it.

3. Spray paint the  words 'WRONG WAY' on the side walk.

4. Take a pic of you knocking on your friends door. Print the pic on a white paper with space to write a note. Write  "I stopped by your house but you were not home".

5. Sept 6 1916 Piggly Wiggly Opened its first store.

Deep Pockets

1. Buy a disposable camera, take pictures,  dig a hole and put the camera in it. Make sure it is inside something water proof.

2. Bike to the city to you north. Don't plan it until you leave.\

3. Elope to another country with someone you hardly know.

4. When you feel really sad or hurt take a shower and think about how nice it is to feel warm and safe.

5. Buy a cell phone that people you dont know can call and just talk to you when they need to talk to someone.

BLUE MAN GROUP

1. Make advertisements for companies without asking. Make a whole youtube channel.

2. Collect all your friends ole ID's

3. Instead of going to college, pay the same amount to travel around the world.

4. Try to walk to the corner store with your eyes closed.

5. Dye your lawn blue.

Skype your Psyche

1. Smoke green weed on St. Patrick's day


2. Skype your Psyche


3. Staple your nuts to the table.


4. Don't do number 3


5. Legally change your name to something like Woodie Allan (instead of Woody Allen) make a book or a movie. People will buy it thinking its made by famous one.

FAKE LIFE

1. Throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people get wasted.


2. Prime Time TV show where Astronauts have a dance party on the moon.


3. Act insane on the phone every 5th call.


4. Make pasta sauce with pre-cooked seasoned chicken from the co-op.


5. 3D ART

TROLL BRIDGE

1. Dress up like a troll and hide out under a bridge. Pop out when people pass by and ask for the toll. Film it and put dat shit on YouTube. 

2. Go to ROBKS.COM

3. Hide ideas written on paper in hiding spots all around the city. 

4. Idea playing cards

5. Idea Mugs 

*idea 1by  Jill H

MIXED PAPER

1. Improvise a bedtime story for the person you love. You may loose sight of what will happen in your next sentence. It is your story but not even you will know how it ends. 


2. Go to Starbucks and bring a pot of coffee to give to people for free while they wait in line.


3. Mixed drink stir stick Popsicle


4. Take your life savings in cash and paste all of the bills on the side walk.


5. Retractable blankets in couch or bed.   

VENDING MACHINE LIBRARY

1. Red Box type machine that vends books to rent.


2. Soda can vending machine that vends fake soda cans filled with weed.


3. Art vending machine.


4. At grocery store paint the eggs funny colors with out telling any one.


5. Bring your own product in to a store and hang it up with a price tag then leave without telling the people that run the store. 

Little Bo Peep

1. A really boring show called 'THE BORING SHOW"


2. Hard candy sold in stores called "MAN CANDY"


3. Difficult cake mix with 30 plus steps


4. A whole country full of only OLD MEN


5. Green ketchup 

CANADIANS ARE NICE

1. Teeth paint


2. Glow in the dark tooth brush


3. Glow in the dark tooth paste.


4. Nice people


5. Travel club that goes somewhere new every year.

Naked lunch

1. Naked lunch with the president.


3. Skip a number when your writing a list of five things and see if any one notices.


4. Make calenders that cut off the last day in march so people think it is April Fools day when it really isnt.


5. Mix tea and coffee.

THEME SONG

1. Pick a theme song for your life


2. Make a movie about you trying to talk to extremely beautiful woman that are 'way out of your league'.


3. Dance Dance revolution coffee shop!


4. Wear clothes that are colored same a as your skin color.


5. Be OK with it. Its all good anyway.

NAKED DAY IS THE ONLY WAY'

1. April fools send your friend a fake acceptance letter to Yale (or any college).


2. Have a three sum


3. Subscribe to a news source email. Most the time you will delete the emails but once and a while you might learn something.


4. Make a pee garden with plants that grow better with pee.


5. Have a naked day every week, do it with a boy/girl friend!
'naked day is the only way'

SUNNY SIDE UP

1. Walk from sun up, to sun down. See how far you get. Have your friend pick you up.


2. Take a week vacation by just camping in your yard and taking off work.


3. Walk backwards for a day.


4. Make a knocking code language written on paper then slide it under your apartment neighbor door and see if they try to communicate.


5. Egg slip and slide.

43 YEARS OLD

1. Do what ever you have been thinking you should do but for some reason haven't.


2. Sock puppet late night talk show on YouTube.


3. Make a goose bumps choose your own adventure you tube movie adventure


4. Remote control cat nip robot.


5. Call 651-600-4142 if you need an idea at any point during your day. 24 HOUR IDEA HOTLINE (i might not answer if in the middle of the woods or something)

MAGIC BEARS (don't feed them)

1. Dig a deep ish hole in your back yard and blow stuff up in it.


2. Make a really thick shirt that looks thin. Put a small layer of rubber cement on the back. Light the wet rubber cement on fire.


3. Whiskey bottle full of gas, put cap on, drill hole in cap put fuse through the drilled hole.


4. Cut off all the tips to strike anywhere matches. Cut a slit in a tennis ball. Stuff the match tips through the slit till the ball is full. The ball will blow up when it hits the ground when you throw it.


5. Car tires filled with dirt of little rocks for out door stairs.

LAVA ZIP-LINE

1. Zip line over lava flow and active volcano.


2. Lava canoe


3. Sell bottled hardened lava.


4. Open a Hot Dog store in your house, only open when you want to be.


5. For a store that is only open sometimes: Post if your open or not on FB.

URGENT MESSAGE PLEASE READ

april fools.

POOP FACE

1. Coffee drinking contest


2. Hide in couch cushions until someone sits on you then scream


3. Put food coloring in the house showers hot water maker


4. Send your mom to time out


5. Make calenders that cut off the last day in march so people think it is April Fools day when it really isnt.

GENETICALLY

1. Alive TV


2. Remote control beverage shooter


3. Greyhounds with snail heads


4. Talking T-pot


5. Helicopter tree 

Q - TIP

1. Chocolate Q-TIP


2. Windshield wipers for glasses


3. Dragon Shaped Lighter


4. Toe Puppet


5. Pot food lingerie

SPEAK UP SUNNY

1. Hearing aid that speeds sounds up.


2. Sew your ear closed


3. Liquid light


4. Dehydrating sports drink (to give the other team)


5. Singing fish salt shaker

SANTA IS REAL

1. Smoke-able underwear


2. Battery powered battery


3. Self salting plate


4. LED light piercing on your tongue so you always have a flashlight.


5. Little shoes for each one of your toes.

OLD MAN BEARD

1. Bubble machine at exit of malls


2. Bubble machine on top of all city buses


3. Use long beard as pasta strainer 


4.Automatic Auto-tune gas mask


5. Hearing air that translates languages 

MOIST TOWEL

1. Robotic self feeding fireplace.

2.Glow in the dark car tires

3. Robotic bus

4. Liquid filled chair with straw.

5. Magic spoon

EDITABLE COUCH

1. Glow stick trail through the woods


2. Fish bowl lights


3. Gorilla hitch hiking area signs on road.


4.Giant gummy bear/ couch 


5. Silencer for coffee grinder

HOT TUB TIME MACHINE

1. Hot tub trailer for cars


2. Ice box / fridge built in to hot tub for beer.


3. Thousands of little mini glow in the dark orbs that swirl around in hot tub.


4. Gummy Bear Chocolate


5. Editable couch for lazy people.

GLOW IN THE DARK

1. Self pressurizing diving suit.


2. Glow in the dark shower.


3. Glow in the dark Cigarettes 


4. Glow in the dark shoes


5. Sunglasses that light up and play dub step music 

STICKY TAK

1. Sunglasses that can zoom in.


2. FB updates on inside of glasses


3. I Phone watch


4. Video tattoos

MIRROR ON THE WALL

1. Stuff that breaks automatically when warranty is over.


2. Springs in shoes.


3. Jacket with Velcro instead of zipper.


4. Hat that heats up when on head.


5. Mirror finger nail polish

SUNDIAL TATTOO

1. Tattoo the markings of a sundial on your wrist, in the center pierce your skin with a little object that sticks straight up. Make a working sundial on your hand.

2. Emergency cellphone battery life, just in case you need to call 911 or get someones phone number or the address from the GPS.

3. Consciousness is like light, we are like individual prisims. Our thoughts all come from the same place we just warp them to our style and think that were creating it.

4. Have a program where cool artists or people doing cool projects get to use abandoned houses.

5. National dont use the bathroom day.

CHICKEN DANCE

1. Headphones coming out of the wall on buses with random music playing.

2.  Yarn that goes around the whole world.

3. Worlds biggest red rover game.

4. Put a bunch of chickens in your friends house while he is sleeping.

5. Sail across the Pacific Ocean From Hawaii.

GLOW IN THE DARK

1. Instead of those boring money takers on the bus put those cute animal piggy banks that eat the coin to pay your fare on the bus/subway.

2.  Glow in the dark billboards, blank in the day.

3. May pole on top of a big mountain.

4. Dual citizen ship marriage.

5. Fall in love with a toad.

WHITE CASTLE

1. Ketchup spoon cap

2. Clothes that grow

3. A intercom @ all White Castles around the world, you can talk  to people at other White Castles all around the world.

4. Glass Back Pack

5. Stained Glass swim suit tops for woman.

NAKED POLICE

1. Naked police

2. Where unicorns can fly

3. Phone radiation protection thicker lining on inside of pants pockets

4. Stray dog vending machine harness w/ credit card swiper. The really rare cool products go on the fast dogs.

5. Astro turf lined house

tell me what you want...

1. GPS in glasses to find them

2. GPS in keys to find them

3. Justin Beinber homing missle

4. Vehicle that can fly and drive for sale to consumer

5. Currency for the whole world (isnt visa already doing that?)

GLASSES

1. Cup phone through the world to china

2.Touch screen counter to order @ bar

3. No fog glasses

4. 360 DEGREE GLASSES

5. Anti scrtach glasses (like the plastic they have for i phones screens)

Legalize Pot (it's gonna happen)

1. Smokeable bacon

2. Legalize pot

3. Size Changing bra

4. Flying bra

5. Automatic refilling beer

FREE BEER

1. Tobacco that tastes like food

2. Music that smells

3. Swimsuit that changes color in water

4. Free beer for certain amount of beer cans/ bottles you recycle

5. Automatic zipper

VIBRATING SHOES

1. School supplies vending machine @ schools.

2. Vibrating shoes

3. Personal website for each city address provided by city.

4. 3D Night sky sunglasses

5. Clothing that changes color with body temp.

MORE COFFEE

1. Coffee pipeline to houses like gas and water

2. Glow in the dark Twister

3. Rave Ice Cream truck with loud music for portable party.

4. Sandless Towel

5. Glow in the dark umbrella

MORE IDEAS MORE CASH

1. Put fungus in a little tube so when it breaks it starts a little baby life form. Make it be able to last extremely long time. Shoot 1 billion of the tubes in different directions in to space. Maybe a few will someday land on a planet that can support life. You may be the creator of a life form on some other planet billions of year in the future.

2. Put one of those tube things they have at the bank in the ocean that will span from to USA to a drug farm in another country. Shoot tubes full of illegal drugs to the US with no one knowing.

3.  Make a newspaper but the writers are submit articles from an open source like Wikipedia does. Print the paper and distribute peoples articles all over. Anyone can submit articles.

4. Make a band with your family. Mom, Dad, Brother Sister.

5. Make a Improvisation group called ' If your going to play deaf don't stop listening. '

COOL BADGE

1. Have a band play 'I'm Sticking With You' by the velvet underground at your wedding.

2. Tattoo rings when you get married.

3. Make chair lifts in the city instead of buses.

4. Hang a chalk board on a telephone pole. Put chalk for people to use with it. Community chalk board!

5. Start making and handing out cool badges for people that do nice things for you.

Bake your enemy a cake.

1. On valentines day, leave roses all over for the one you love to find. In their car, on the bathroom sink, at their office. You can even pay people like the man at the gas station to give her roses while she makes her way to work or back home.

2. School that travels around the world. Travel to the place that the things their learning happened. The class sizes are small enough to all fit on a travel bus.

3. Paint the ceiling in your room like a sunny day.

4.  When doing something illegal in your car put a Pizza Delivery sign on your roof. If you get caught tell them to call the pizza place for an alibi. The number should lead to your accomplice.

5. Bake a cake for your enemy, take a picture of you peeing in the cake batter, bake the picture in to the cake. Give it to him or her with out them knowing it was from you.

  

EJECTION SEAT.

1. Peel a banana backwards.

2. Listen to a different genre of music at work every day of the week.

3. Paint a little button on the inside of your car next to your stereo that says EJECTION SEAT.

4. Lend your dog to your friend and borrow his dog for a week.

5. Literally walk in another persons shoes for a week.

STORE

1. Put all your change in to a big tube. Nail the tube in the corner of your room.

2.  Send your self to boarding school.

3.  Fill your backpack up with 30 books. Fly to a random place in the world. Dont come back until you read all the books.

4.  Build your house three stories underground

5. Put rain barrels in your yard to catch the rain, under the rain spouts. Use the water for watering your garden.

Puppies!

1. This movie is an idea:

2. Re-make the maps they have in tourist areas.  Make it mostly the same except add things like ''Alien Headquarters'' or ''shark pit.''  Replace their map with your map.

3.  Put ads on Craigslist in animal for sale area. Say your selling a made up creature like Pheonix, Unicorn, or Cagtorp

4. Create National Everybody Hums at 5:00 pm day.

5.  For a Halloween costume take a bath in lotion don't wash it off.

BANG

1.  Get your friends to give you assignments about what they know best.  Create your own school.

2.  Pour paint in to a super soaker.  Make art.

3.  Wrap someone's car in saran wrap so they cant open the doors.

4.  Put a little tube by your bed that goes out your window so you can pee in to the tube in the middle of the night with out getting out of bed.

5.  Make a alternative medicine hospital.  Natural pharmacy and all different types of alternative medicine specialists.  You have your main doctor run tests then recommend you go to one of many different alternative medical doctors in the building.

MOVIE BRAIN thunderSTORM

1.  Main character buys a lottery ticket.  They then do some sort of hallucinogen. Wins the lottery while on drugs but can't completely understand it.  Ends up lighting the ticket on fire.  Or at least trying

2.  Take all footage/ pictures of cute loving periods in all your past relationships compile and save them.  Then make a point to get more in all future relationships.  Compile it in to a documentary called "Finding the Right _____".

3.  People are camping in the woods.  One person checks their phone to find the news that the closest major cities has become all zombies.  They have to create safety in the woods.  Zombies start to attack.

4.  Guy looses his dog.  Goes looking for it and finds a girl.  They fall in love while look for the dog. They decide to get married.  Right as they do the dog comes up to them.

5.  Hobo teaches someone magic.


(I will film one of these. I will post the video as an idea on this site before dec. 23rd 2011 @ 10:00pm)

Remote Control Dog

1.  Construct a fishing pole to dangle in front of dogs face using a harness system (3 ft. out).  Create a remote control electrical device to move pole left to right just slightly. Hang a steak from the fishing line.

2.  Paint a pretty, colorful picture on the sidewalk way out in the middle of nowhere.

3.  Tattoo 'NO SMOKING' closest to your thumb on your pointer finger.

4.  Audition for as many plays as you possibly can, even if you know you wont get in.  Film yourself being rejected and/or scan all of the rejection letters that you receive.  If you don't ever get into a play, you would at least have a bunch of stuff to display.

5.  Break up a bar fight with a pool Que.

Doo Dads

1.  Tell everyone that you come in contact with that you are broke but don't ask for any money.  Keep a journal to see what comes your way.

2.  Knock on every door of every house in your neighborhood and ask them if there is anything that they need.  See if you can get it for them.

3.  Spend one week saying "Please","Thank You", and "You're Welcome."  Then spend the next week avoiding those words.  Then go back to using the words the next week.  Stop when someone comments on it.

4.  Go around and ask all of your friends what their top five foods they most commonly eat are.  Do this with over one hundred people.  Start making the top food out of your kitchen and then sell it to all of your friends.

5.  Whenever you feel like you need a break, make a physical note of it.  If you do not take a break at that moment, make sure to take the break later.  You may accumulate breaks.

DRUNK ZOMBIES

1.  When you find out the sex of your baby tell the doctor to write it on a piece of paper.  Do not read the note.  Bring it to a bakery and give it to them.  Tell them to see if your baby will be a boy or girl.  If it is a boy make the filling blue, and if it is a girl make the filling pink.

2.  Spend half of all the money you make on learning things.  Do this even if you generally learn things for free.

3.  Propose marriage in a bubble bath.  This way, when they come it you can pull the ring out from under the bubbles.

4.  Tattoo rings for marriage.

5.  If you ever find yourself making a zombie movie. Get the zombie actors dangerously drunk before all filming for ultimate acting.

NAKED ROBBERS

1.  While driving set your cruise control and start climbing out the car window.  Tell the passenger to steer.  Climb on the hood of the car.

2.  Listen to different parts of the music every time you hear the song.  First listen to the drums, then the singing. Try to listen to the song in as many different ways as possible.  If you like doing this, begin record all the different ways you can listen to the songs you like in a journal

3.  Have a protest about the dirty dishes in the kitchen.  Film it, and submit it as a news story.

4.  Film a tree growing for its whole life.  Buy a dedicated server and wirelessly upload all of the footage to that server.  Find a gallery that will display it in real time.  Or upload it in parts in youtube.com.

5.  Paint the ceiling in your room.

Magic IS REAL

1.  Go to somewhere small where there are no big cities.  Get a place to live and start convincing the people there that you can do magic.  Eventually you can become their king and start a cult!

2.  Make your own currency and trade it for US money.

3.  Put foot straps on the roof of your car and have friends ride it like a snowboard.

4.  Keep writing, you might be on a roll!

5.  Eat a worm.  Then try to tell the story about it to someone.  Try to not stop talking for fifteen minutes.

Pirate Car

1.  Attach a pirate flag to your car/ bike.

2.  Buy tickets to Hawaii one year in advance so when the time comes you have to go.

3.  Make foot print stencils then paint them in a circle around one big city block.

4.  Post a sign on your front door that says "Please Use Back Door" then on the back door post a sign that says "Please Use Front Door."

5.  Put on a red polo shirt with khaki pants and go pretend you work at target.  Give out really weird information and advice that employees would never do.

Books

1.  Save up enough money to rent an apartment for one year in a different city than you live in now. When you have the money, pack 170 books, two pairs of clothing, and enough mac and cheese and tuna to last the year.  Read all the books before you return home.

2. Hide stuff under your floor boards.

3. Do something every morning that you don't tell anyone about.

4. Call an old friend.  Ask them what they have done in the past week.

5. Search "Tall Glass Of Milk" on Google.

Make Pretend

1.  Submit every short film you have ever made into the same festival every year regardless of the rules.

2.  Every day before you eat breakfast, do five of one thing first.  I could be pages of a book read, dollars counted, drawings made, dishes done, or whatever you like doing most.

3.  Tell every person you meet about the thing you like the most.  Eventually when ever people see that thing apart from you in the world, they will think of you.  Then if there is an opportunity

4.  Eat at the same restaurant everyday for two months and see if it they start giving you free stuff.

5.  Pretend that everyone wants you around everyday.

Halloween 2

1.  Make a private Halloween neighborhood.  Get a small neighborhood.  Charge people to get in.  The houses would all have good candy and the whole neighborhood is spooky.

2.  Trick or treat with no costume and every-time you go to people's doors just text people on your phone.  If people ask you what you are say "occupied."

3.  Send a mass facebook message encouraging people to switch their profile picture to them wearing their costume on halloween.

4.  Paint your self green and wear a santa outfit.  Carry a christmas tree around.

5.  Instead of candy, give out zip lock bags full of straight sugar.

HALLOWEEN

1.  Paint race START lines at all the on-ramp stop lights to highways.

2.  Wear a pin or shirt that says "I love" or "i fu**ed." When people ask you who you are for halloween say that your their mom.

3.  Make a remote control robot with walky talky voice capabilities and send it as your halloween costume. This is not only a good costume, but also a good way to get candy even when your old.

4.  Dig a grave in your yard with a grave stone.  Fill the hole with candy for trick or treaters. Dress as a zombie and hide under the candy.

5.  Throw long lasting smoke bombs in all the street drains in your neighborhood on halloween night to make your neighborhood more scary.

SKIN POCKETS

1. Screen print a checkboard on a shirt, then get Velcro pieces for play.

2. Get a small kayak, and for a halloween costume put a baby in the seat.  Mom gets the front and dad gets the back. They carry the baby from door to door trick or treating.

3.  Make pockets in your body with plastic surgery.  They would be pants pockets except in your skin.

4. Try doing other people accent's.

5. Make a survey and give it to all your friends so you can know more about them.

ENTER THE UNKNOWN

1.  Travel around the planet looking for purpose, make a movie about it.  Challenge yourself to tell every single person you meet about what you are doing and what you have done so far to do it.

2.  Dump yellow paint off every bridge in the city at the same time on the same night.

3.  Marry a rich girl/guy.

4.  Drink sparkling water out of a champaign glass all the time. It can be your new thing.

5.  Instead of buying a nice desk from a big box store, get plastic fold out table.  Draw or paint on the surface of it.  Get a sized piece of glass and secure to surface of table with double sided 3M sticky squares a sized sheet of glass over the surface of the table.

WRITE A BOOK

1. Write a book about the best pet you ever had.

2.  Get a big tack board put it on your wall and over a year or so tack a bunch of cool things to it. When you feel like everything on the board looks good together place a sheet of glass over the board, turn it so it is parallel with the floor, then put legs on it so it turns in to a cool coffee table.

3. Take a picture of both of your eyes close up. Get them printed in color then frame them.

4. Nail a cool carpet to the floor in front of your desk instead of getting one of those plastic chair rollers.

5. Try to convince the owners/people in-charge of a theme park to let you ride the roller coaster all day long with out getting off.

Option F

1.  Spend one year finding the place you are most productive.  First determine what think would be the most productive state for you in whatever your line of work is.  Possibly just try out the difference between working at home and an office.  Narrow it down to the point where it is so specific you couldn't be any other way.

2.  Take every song you like right now and make a music video for it.  Spend one day showing all of them to your friends.

3.  If you don't like your situation in whatever city you are in, leave everything where it is and try to walk to the next major city in the next state.

4.  Open two bars right next to each other.  They should share a wall so if you were to cut a large window size hole in one wall it would expose the one bar to the next.  Then install one way glass along the entire wall.  Set the lights medium bright in one bar and very dark in the other.  Then mic the room that can see into the other one and play it really loud in the next bar.  Have a sign informing people of the situation on their way in.

5.  Have cute rabbits run loose on large planes to calm people down.

Bet The Farm

1.  Take the story of every break up you have gone through.  Write them all down and then publish it as a instruction manual.

2.  Every time someone is about to tell you something they don't like about someone else, insist that you don't want to here it.

3.  Go into every store in a ten block radius of your house and find out what the owner(s) name(s) is (are).

4.  During an election period in your area, starting making campaign signs.  Design them with beautiful patterns and different color arrangements.  Sell or rent them for the election period for $5.

5.  Screen print any design on to a t-shirt.  Figure out a way to get 100 people to wear the shirt every day for five days.  Then start going to consignment stores to see if they want to sell them.  Make a sticker with the design on it and give five stickers to 500 people ages 15-19.  You could hand them out by a high school.  Then paint the design on a van and sell the shirt out of the van in different spots around town.  Once you have enough money to rent a store, sell the van.  Paint the design so it covers the entire window of the front of your business.  Buy the store.

Wall Street.

1. Put drips of ink on a surface like a table. Mix the ink with a little bit of water. Take old fliers or small blank pieces of paper. Put the pages on the table and let them soak up the ink and dry. Frame the pages.

2. Predict the end of the world on a certain day.  Sell tickets.

3. Occupy Wall Street.  Leave now. Get on a plane go there and protest. 

4. Buy 30 blank note books. Number them one to 30 and put them on a book shelf and write on each page of each note book. When they are done publish them.

5. Sell your dirty underwear on ebay. Get paid to not do your laundry.

Hammer Time

1. Last nights bagels advertisment for a bagel company.

2. Go on a naked night bike ride with your girl / boy friend in the summer.

3. Give people free graphic design work so they owe you favors.

4. If you take a box and fill it up half way, there's always room for more stuff in the box, the box is not completely full.

5. Write 'Hammer Time' after STOP on stop signs.

WHEN QUITTING SMOKING

1. When quitting smoking, chug a glass of water when ever you want a cigarette. 

2. When quitting smoking, run 1 mile every day. Also bike to work.

3. When quitting smoking, blow up as many balloons as you can each day, record your progress.

4. When quitting smoking, find one person who supports what you are doing.  Then continually update them with your progress.  Make sure to tell them that telling them makes you feel good about yourself. After one year, you can quit updating them.

5. When quitting smoking, don't tell anyone who would doubt you or discourage you or question you or look at you like they don't believe you or act like it's not a big deal or just don't tell the majority of people you know.

Bath Tub Chess

1.  Glow in the dark car interior.

2.  Glow in the dark carpet.  Lines to help you get from room to room.

3.  Make genetically engineered dogs that always stay puppies.

4.  Get a garbage truck.  Bring your crop out to the trash, then pick it up in a garbage truck, drop the trash bag off at your distributors trash can.

5.  Chess board at the bottom of your bath tub. The pieces would be weighed down so they would stay under water.  White side would be little fishes and squids and sea creatures and black could be scuba divers and submarines.

Magic beans

1.  Make a contemporary teen romance movie.  Try to combine every Shakespeare storyline about love into one story about two people.

2.  Combine State ID's, drivers licences, credit cards and cell phones in to one thing.  Sell the prototype to the government.

3.  If you are a state senator and you're state is hurting for money you could start growing and selling weed.  Place a sales tax of 20% on each sale.

4.  Sleep on the floor one night a week.  Once you can do it all the time and get a good night sleep, you can get rid of your bed.  Then when you move, you won't have to move a bed and you'll be really tough.

5.  Make square pop cans.  "You don't have to be a square to drink our pop!"

So Close

1.  Start a catering business for huge house parties and basement shows.  Dumpster dive all of the food and turn it into easy to eat finger foods.  To promote the business just show up to parties with your food and give it away.  Then leave a bunch of business card offering really reasonable prices on catering prices.  You can call the business "100%" because you can make 100% profit.

2.  Start a business where people can call you when not enough people have shown up to your party.  You find 10+ reliable people you get to go to parties at a moments notice.  Charge people enough to get all of your friends drunk until you become reliable to be a business with an office.  If you do ever get an office, you would have people on call at your location like fire stations do.

3.  See if you can convince a person to give you $20.  Then one week later ask them out on a date and use the money you borrowed to show them a good time.

4.  Eat only at a farmers market, food co-op, supermarket, and discount wholesaler  for one month each with two weeks in between and see if you feel any different about anything.

5.  Create one hundred cool images for your favorite bands next album cover.  Submit them in high quality format to them months before the albums comes out.  See if they use one.

Cuppy Cake

1.  Start a subscription service where you deliver people in your neighborhood with a package.  People pay you $20 a month.  You just have to provide them with something in the box that you believe in $20 in value.

2.  Spend the time experimenting to see if there is one non-perishable food item that you can eat all the time and still be relatively healthy.  If you do find one you have two apparent options.  Buy a ton of this foodstuff for the apocalypse or buy this food in bulk and save a lot of money.

3.  Do the research to see what condiments people buy the most at your local grocery store.  Put all the condiments in squeeze bottles and package them together.  Sell the pack at your local store.

4.  If you like talking, film yourself talking about whatever you want.  Just put the videos up online with no description.  After long enough someone will hire you to come and talk to them.

5.  Sit down every night, at the end of your day, and make a list of all the things you didn't enjoying doing that day.  If there are recurring things on the list, try to stop doing them.  If you can convince your friends to do this project too, you could have a weekly meeting where you discuss your lists and think of clever ways to omit the things you don't like from your life.