1. For telemarketer calls:
Telemarketer recording says: THIS IS GOD please press 9 to talk to a representative.
2. Answering Machine message:
Act as if your in the middle of setting your message and someone comes in to your house and kidnaps you. It can end with you saying ' NO PLEASE PLEASE LET ME GO'
3. Call every single person in your cell phone contact list in one day. Take Adderal before so you can talk a lot.
4. Start shortening words like expensive. Say: 'Spensy' instead.
5. Don't work to much today.