1. Village of dogs on a island in the middle of the ocean.
2. Chia Pet video game controller.
3. Blow up 100 balloons and put them ina tree to look like fruit.
4. Call your mom and pretend your from the CIA looking to hire her son/ daughter and need some info on them.
5. Audio record yourself having sex.
1/31/13
1/30/13
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1. We seem to exude the emotions expected when specific situations are presented.
2. It is a fine line between expecting the world to follow their hearts and expecting the world to follow your heart.
3. Tell a umbrella to sell a fella some cinderella.
4. I've lusted for life only to kill it.
5. We've all come from the same substance and have been forced to assume our own identities. Until we are again the same we will never stop feeling that loss.
2. It is a fine line between expecting the world to follow their hearts and expecting the world to follow your heart.
3. Tell a umbrella to sell a fella some cinderella.
4. I've lusted for life only to kill it.
5. We've all come from the same substance and have been forced to assume our own identities. Until we are again the same we will never stop feeling that loss.
1/29/13
Street Signs
1)Find paper the same color orange and use clear tape to cover up parts of a street sign.
2) Grow your own weed.
3) Wear sunglasses inside.
4) Make friends with someone from a different country.
5) Donate whatever you can to Wikipedia
2) Grow your own weed.
3) Wear sunglasses inside.
4) Make friends with someone from a different country.
5) Donate whatever you can to Wikipedia
1/28/13
So Close
1. Keep a picture of someone you don't know in your pocket all the time until you meet them.
2. Make a boring flyer. On the bottom have it say "It will be way more exciting than this flyer.
3. If you don't want your kids to smoke weed: Find their weed and put hot peppers in it.
4. Try eating only candy for a week.
5. Flash dance mob in a court room that is currently in a court case.
1/27/13
Motion is a scientific theory
1. Set up about 20 chairs in on a busy intersection just to view what happens on the street.
2. Prosthetic arm that has a suction cup on it so you can fasten it to a meeting table to lean your head on.
3. Pay people to stand around downtown and give relationship advice.
4. Bacon cheeseburgers tonight.
5. Make a virtual scavenger hunt for your friends.
1/26/13
Bob
1. Bob for eggs.
2. Put an egg in someones mailbox.
3. Fish flavored gum.
4. Picture of a cow wearing a gun holster.
5. Fluffy slippers for horses to wear.
1/25/13
POSTS
1. Hide 1000 bouncy balls under your floor boards.
2. Dance while being arrested.
3. Write a note to the person behind the counter at a store you go to.
4. Buy a trash bag full of popcorn kernels.
5. Buy a juicer.
1/24/13
6 IDEAS
1. Do six ideas instead of five ideas.
2. Watch a movie on a projector outside in the middle of winter.
3. Sing karaoke with a chicken.
4. Leave candy on locked bikes
5. Walk around the city pumping up people tires on their parked bikes.
6. Get a pipe big enough for a cat to walk in. Have it go out your window and in to another window of a different person that lives in your building.
2. Watch a movie on a projector outside in the middle of winter.
3. Sing karaoke with a chicken.
4. Leave candy on locked bikes
5. Walk around the city pumping up people tires on their parked bikes.
6. Get a pipe big enough for a cat to walk in. Have it go out your window and in to another window of a different person that lives in your building.
1/23/13
VIVA LA COFFEE
1. Spend all your time thinking about what you want to do so when the opportunity arrises you know that it is what you want.
2. Buy a jump rope.
3. Go online and buy 4 cheap sleeping bags. When people sleep over or you go on a camping trip you will always have them lying around for your friends to use.
4. Make a whole comic book about the Magic Bean Stock.
5. If your rich, build a creek through your house.
2. Buy a jump rope.
3. Go online and buy 4 cheap sleeping bags. When people sleep over or you go on a camping trip you will always have them lying around for your friends to use.
4. Make a whole comic book about the Magic Bean Stock.
5. If your rich, build a creek through your house.
1/22/13
Lovely Sudzy
1. Slippers with a pocket on the top.
2. Buy us a Studio to work in.
3. Have little kids record a radio show. Put it up as a pod cast. Advertise the hell out of it so thousands of people hear it.
4. Record your own radio show.
5. Go to www.voproradio.org
1/21/13
Screen savor projector
1. Mind typing. Attach things to your head. Think what you want to say so the computer can write it for you.
2. Spray paint cowboy boots bright yellow.
3. Attach a bandana to your desk light to dim and color the light it omits.
4. Colorful keyboards for your computer.
5. Screen-saver projector. So when your computer goes to sleep it projects a little image across the room to the wall.
2. Spray paint cowboy boots bright yellow.
3. Attach a bandana to your desk light to dim and color the light it omits.
4. Colorful keyboards for your computer.
5. Screen-saver projector. So when your computer goes to sleep it projects a little image across the room to the wall.
1/20/13
Don't do it.
1. Do drugs and talk about your self as much as you can.
2. Stand in the sand where the ocean waves come up for 2 hours. See how deep your feet get buried.
3. Stand at attention when your teacher walking the room.
4. Travel around the country eating at good restaurants. Write about every place you eat. Make a book.
5. Make a picture of a ball sack with eyes repelling down from a helicopter.
2. Stand in the sand where the ocean waves come up for 2 hours. See how deep your feet get buried.
3. Stand at attention when your teacher walking the room.
4. Travel around the country eating at good restaurants. Write about every place you eat. Make a book.
5. Make a picture of a ball sack with eyes repelling down from a helicopter.
1/19/13
Ehh?
1. A picture of you riding a bear.
2. Go to beardedmenimprov.com
3. Candy that changes flavors 66 times while you chew it.
4. Police training for civilians provided by the police.
5. Flower shooting a gun in a picture.
1/18/13
70 +
1. A marathon where they have bears chasing the people to make them run faster.
2. A new guitar tuning style that is completely out of tune.
3. A family friendly drinking game.
4. Chemistry experiment kits for consumers.
5. A 100 mile run for people ages 70 + .
2. A new guitar tuning style that is completely out of tune.
3. A family friendly drinking game.
4. Chemistry experiment kits for consumers.
5. A 100 mile run for people ages 70 + .
1/17/13
Hi my names Craig
1. Nobody has time to eat breakfast anymore: Instant Carnation breakfast coffee creamer.
2. Put a self-conscious friend's mind at ease by reminding them that their cat is in fact super sexy.
3. Custom Wild jersey with the name Clusterfuck on the back.
4. Every Thursday knock on your neighbor's door and reiterate that you are not a sexual predator.
5. Brown colored toilet paper for risk takers.
2. Put a self-conscious friend's mind at ease by reminding them that their cat is in fact super sexy.
3. Custom Wild jersey with the name Clusterfuck on the back.
4. Every Thursday knock on your neighbor's door and reiterate that you are not a sexual predator.
5. Brown colored toilet paper for risk takers.
1/16/13
No Body.
1. Advertisement for portable kleenex. ( the Kleenex is in his suspender strap.)
2. A planner that has a season relative article for every month. Each article teaches you something new.
3. Spend a lot of money buying equipment that makes you disappear in to a puff of smoke.
4. Send a letter to your parents asking for 3 paper clips and a sock for your left foot.
5. Spend your time all day tomorrow watching TV.
2. A planner that has a season relative article for every month. Each article teaches you something new.
3. Spend a lot of money buying equipment that makes you disappear in to a puff of smoke.
4. Send a letter to your parents asking for 3 paper clips and a sock for your left foot.
5. Spend your time all day tomorrow watching TV.
1/15/13
Most def.
1. A nook that has noise canceling vortex around it so you can read in peace in the middle of a party.
2. Mini rolls of toilet paper to use when guests come over they use less toilet paper.
3. Make a whole ad campaign for a non profit that does not exist yet.
4. Sell your time to lonely people.
5. Get a plant for your apt.
2. Mini rolls of toilet paper to use when guests come over they use less toilet paper.
3. Make a whole ad campaign for a non profit that does not exist yet.
4. Sell your time to lonely people.
5. Get a plant for your apt.
1/14/13
You only live 9 times
1. A shirt with cat eyes that says : you only live nine times.
2. Kleenex ad: 2 guys open the door to their apartment and water comes out of the door showing that their apartment is full of water. They look at each other and say: steves crying again. We gotta get the kleenex.
2. Kleenex ad: 2 guys open the door to their apartment and water comes out of the door showing that their apartment is full of water. They look at each other and say: steves crying again. We gotta get the kleenex.
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Take pictures of your self and send them to clip art sellers on the internet. Let them use your picture for free.
1/13/13
Sexy Beast
1. Lingerie company has a self shoot ad campaign.
2. Tie a rope to something in your 2nd story (or higher) room. Attach raw meet to the end and lower it down from the window. See what kind of animals you attract.
3. Make a movie. Cut the script up in to 4 pieces. Send each piece to a different film maker from a different place. Once each film maker films their part edit the footage together.
4. Place a emergency camera under your couch or desk or in the back or your car just in case something crazy happens.
5. Desks that have built in key board touch screens on them.
1/12/13
Mailboxes and Light Poles
1. A commercial where a person talks to mailboxes and light poles.
2. Lower a note down to the window below your apartment.
3. Make a website for the class you are teaching. Just use a free service like Tumbr. Post al the info and assignments on the site.
4. Mail a dollar to 4 random people.
5. Make pot baklava.
2. Lower a note down to the window below your apartment.
3. Make a website for the class you are teaching. Just use a free service like Tumbr. Post al the info and assignments on the site.
4. Mail a dollar to 4 random people.
5. Make pot baklava.
1/10/13
I have confidence in sunshine
1. Dedicate a jar for memories; as good things happen, write them down and fill the jar. Pull one out everytime you have a bad day so you can remember that things aren't always so bad.
2. Take care of this moment.
3. Paint all the mirrors in your house
4. Knock on your neighbor's door to ask for sugar even if you don't need it. Befriend your neighbor.
5. Retractable skates that turn into winter boots.
2. Take care of this moment.
3. Paint all the mirrors in your house
4. Knock on your neighbor's door to ask for sugar even if you don't need it. Befriend your neighbor.
5. Retractable skates that turn into winter boots.
1/9/13
Your not DRINKING enough water.
1. Water dispenser with marks for how much water you need to drink everyday.
2. Hot yoga with self washing floors so the carpet does not stink.
3. Turn your room in a bunker for you and your buds.
4. Spray paint many different full pop brands the same color. Put them in your fridge. That way you wont know what kind your about to drink!
5. Carry candy in your pockets ALL THE TIME.
2. Hot yoga with self washing floors so the carpet does not stink.
3. Turn your room in a bunker for you and your buds.
4. Spray paint many different full pop brands the same color. Put them in your fridge. That way you wont know what kind your about to drink!
5. Carry candy in your pockets ALL THE TIME.
1/8/13
DOPE CANDY
1. A dating show where guys choose the girl by looking only at their room.
2. A fight show where you pick who you want to fight by only looking at the persons room.
3. A google commercial where you dress up a person as a robot and have them walk down the median of a highway with a flag that says GOOGLE for 6 hours.
4. A IKEA billboard that is a living room in a glass box with people living in it.
5. Idea 4 + live streaming reality show of the people who live in the glass box over a highway.
2. A fight show where you pick who you want to fight by only looking at the persons room.
3. A google commercial where you dress up a person as a robot and have them walk down the median of a highway with a flag that says GOOGLE for 6 hours.
4. A IKEA billboard that is a living room in a glass box with people living in it.
5. Idea 4 + live streaming reality show of the people who live in the glass box over a highway.
1/7/13
Snow Emergency
1. Signs that light up when there is a snow emergency on that side of the street. In case you were confused about where to park.
2. Album called 'Dog Fight'
3. A board game that comes with a weed pipe.
4. A blog of things you do not understand or things you think are stupid.
http://thingsidontunderstandblog.tumblr.com/
5. Do free graphic design for people when you are bored.
2. Album called 'Dog Fight'
3. A board game that comes with a weed pipe.
4. A blog of things you do not understand or things you think are stupid.
http://thingsidontunderstandblog.tumblr.com/
5. Do free graphic design for people when you are bored.
1/6/13
2. Half Man.... half Alligator Shark.
1. Rubber Duck Hat
2. A shirt with your face on it.
2. Photoshop your friends face on a magazine.
3. Make a cool graphic with your initials.
2. Half Man.... half Alligator Shark.
1/5/13
Post party syndrome
1. Put a bird on it.
2. Spray paint the skating rink.
3. Build a wardrobe where your back door is, and decorate your backyard like Narnia.
4. Play hide and go seek tag in te library with a group of friends.
5. Gather dead sticks from the forest, put them in a box, and decorate them as your yule tree.
2. Spray paint the skating rink.
3. Build a wardrobe where your back door is, and decorate your backyard like Narnia.
4. Play hide and go seek tag in te library with a group of friends.
5. Gather dead sticks from the forest, put them in a box, and decorate them as your yule tree.
1/4/13
IDEA FACTORY SUMMER RETREAT!
Who's coming to the Idea Factory Retreat this summer?!
Get work off and get your dancing shoes ready. June 15-July 1st. There will be free classes, music, food, games, dances, movie making and more.
Please RSVP if you plan on coming! FREE FREE FREE.
(if you want to be included in communal meals it will be 11 dollars a day paid in advance.)
2.5 hours south in Viroqua, WI.
RSVP to theideafactoryemail@gmail.com
Get work off and get your dancing shoes ready. June 15-July 1st. There will be free classes, music, food, games, dances, movie making and more.
Please RSVP if you plan on coming! FREE FREE FREE.
(if you want to be included in communal meals it will be 11 dollars a day paid in advance.)
2.5 hours south in Viroqua, WI.
RSVP to theideafactoryemail@gmail.com
Shirt buddies
1. If your neighbor is being really annoying, hang a birdfeeder over where they park their car.
2. Be like a squirrel. Bury your next few meals in your backyard. When a friend comes comes over offer them a sandwich, and go dig it up. Make sure they're sealed in a bag or something, and don't forget where you buried them or you might go hungry.
3. For the next couple days only eat foods that are indigenous to your local environment.
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4. Set up a full service “Bike Wash” for bikers in the
winter. You could even wear a bikini and wave around a “Bike Wash” sign
outside. It could help get customers.
5. Next time your aimlessly watching tv, try to think of the
perfect show you want to watch at that time. Write it down, find your friends,
and record it. Save it for the next time you are aimlessly watching tv.
1/3/13
One. Microphone system in your house with a headphone jack going outside so your smoker friends can stay a part of the conversation when they go out.
Also could include two way microphone system going inside the house which could then be hooked up to the stereo to get sound from outside to play inside.
Two. Attach coinstar machines like they have in banks to gas pumps. Bring your change jar to the gas station to fill your tank.
Three. Watch ridiculous music videos like this one. - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g
4. Jukebox at gas stations so you can liste to some jams while you pump gas.
Five. Find a good looking foreign movie or a movie that is set in a foreign country that you want to watch. Before you watch it do some research on the geography and history of that country. It may help with your understanding and appreciation of the film.
Also could include two way microphone system going inside the house which could then be hooked up to the stereo to get sound from outside to play inside.
Two. Attach coinstar machines like they have in banks to gas pumps. Bring your change jar to the gas station to fill your tank.
Three. Watch ridiculous music videos like this one. - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g
4. Jukebox at gas stations so you can liste to some jams while you pump gas.
Five. Find a good looking foreign movie or a movie that is set in a foreign country that you want to watch. Before you watch it do some research on the geography and history of that country. It may help with your understanding and appreciation of the film.
1/2/13
making dolls dolla bills
1- instead of buying stock, buy old bottles of wine as an investment
2- make a nail polish that makes your fingernails a mirror
3- petition the city to make a street for bikes and pedestrians only
4- eat a pepper so hot that it makes you get the hiccups
5- open a restaurant that is a non-profit that hires people who are unemployed/homeless and gets them back into the workforce.
2- make a nail polish that makes your fingernails a mirror
3- petition the city to make a street for bikes and pedestrians only
4- eat a pepper so hot that it makes you get the hiccups
5- open a restaurant that is a non-profit that hires people who are unemployed/homeless and gets them back into the workforce.
1/1/13
bags of soup
1. make a new resolution for every month. it's too hard to do one for a whole year.
2. invent a milk called utterly good milk.
3. if you want to mail a letter for free, put an incorrect address in the middle space, and put the address where you want it to go in the return address spot.
4. add turning signals to a bicycle.
5. put your leftover soup in a bag instead of a container.
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