1. Candy that you put in your arm pit for your arm pit to absorb. On the packaging it shows you exactly how dangerous many deodorants can be and where the cancerous additives go in your body after application.
2. A easy to read book of all the laws of the country so you don't find your self in jail.
3. A shirt that says: I went to jail for you.
4. Body flavored energy drinks.
5. Milk with floating edible shapes floating in it for fun!