1. Re brand your company with a different name and lie to everyone about who your company really is. Use race oriented words with massive amounts of borrowed equity just like you stole so many products from the people who created them.
2. Make a mango shaped chair with a bite out of it for where you sit.
3. Chain your self to the bottom of a lake but allow your self enough length of chain to not be in side the lake.
4. Microwavable letus.
5. Small action figures that look like they are sitting on the tip of your nose.