July Fourteeeeeenth

1. A website that solves all your problems by asking you questions and factoring them together to determine why your sucking at life.

2. Drug dealer hand shake for all drug dealers, only known by other drug dealers.

3. Save your recycling for a month. Make a sculpture out of it.

4. Moist towel-et that also is face paint.

5. Rug burn remover.