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4/30/13

Blown Up

1. Phone App that lets you give another phone a portion of your phones battery life.

2. Get a damn job!

3. Make a secret Face Book of all the things you do that you dont tell anyone. Dont let anyone see it until you really old and dont care. 

4. Chain a bear on your property to protect it. 

5. Make a secret menu for your restaurant that is only viewable online. 


4/29/13

Tuna

1. You and 3 friends bring your camera and act like paparazzi to random people on the street.

2. A movie where many people are trapped in Mall Of America. 

3. Saran wrap underneath the toilet seat on the toilet.

4. Cut a mattress open, put fish inside the mattress. Duct tape the hole shut. Put the taped up side on the bottom.

5. Fill tuna cans with sugar. Re seal the can. Put it at the store with the real tuna. 

4/28/13

jokes on u

1. Mini bongo necklace.
"Wanna touch my bongos?"

2. When you open beer the can makes a sound effect.

3. In this current time period consider what may be a antique in the future.

4. Bring back the monocle.

5. Bring back Smash Mouth (the band).

4/27/13

Street Watchers

1. Products: Misspelled words as temporary tattoos.

2. Movies: A Duck's Life

3. Vines: A bunch of mouths doing different twisty things with their tongues

4. Sports: Bike obstacle course in the parking lot across the street- jumps and tunnels included- First Aid on board one watching from Lizzy's balcony and the other down below- walkie talkie communication between the two

5. Experiments: Collect weather conditions/temperatures everyday and compare to the last ten years- make a chart/graph and observe climate change using your own data

4/26/13

catagories

1. Movies: Hipster virus- infected in Uptown, its spreading

2. Vines: turning on every light in idea factory living room and stop in between- and then turning them off

3. Sports: Kickball in parking lot across the street, referee from Lizzy's porch

4. Experiments: Drosophila mating: catch drosophila (fruit flies) near compost. Put in a jar with sedation liquid until they are sleeping- observe under the microscope and section using tweezers into piles for different traits (ie. eye color, eye shape, wing color, wing shape, etc). Then mate in separate jars for 3 generations- observe offspring to see which traits are dominant

5. Products: Plastic clips for fingertips to allow nail polish to dry without smudges and you can still use your hands while they dry

4/25/13

Blow Hard

1. Game for cats to play on I-Pad.

2. Album cover of girl under water with gold coins floating up around her.

3. Muffin tin for putting vitamins in. Each muffin spot is a different day of pills.

4. Mark your calendar 6 months in advance. Choose an activity you have always wanted to do. Make sure you do it when that day comes around.

5. Wild Card Easter: Easter egg hunt. Everyone brings a different type of drug and puts it in their egg. What ever egg you find is what you will need to ingest.


4/24/13

Noodles

1. A movie about a biological weapon that makes people ravenous for sex.

2. A movie about jack and Jill going up the hill.

3. A list of the best thrift stores in the country for different categories of things.

4. Be a vigilantly car tower. Tow the cars to a safe street before the city gets me.

5. Feed a baby water by
filling a straw with water plugged by your finger. Let your finger go to release the water in to babies tummy.

4/23/13

HOBO PACK


1. Fill your bath tub up with Nerds (candy).

2. Markers that change ink color over time.

3. Use ceiling tiles for canvases. Paint a picture then put it back up on the ceiling.

4. Hobo pack at liquor stores. Comes with: 1. Small bottle of Smirnoff 2. Sharpie marker 3. Cardboard to write on 4. Bandana attached to a stick.

5. Map of the city designed by urban explorers.

4/22/13

Keep up

1. Go to random restaurant every week.

2. Go to yoga class with your skin painted green.

3. Scotch tape with a story written on the tape as you roll it out.

4. Go in to a pitch black room and make a movie.

5. Photo shoot with model in a pile of cold coins.

4/21/13

Toilet paper

1. Stock up with a years worth of toilet paper.

2. Hole in diaper for a vacuum cleaner to fit in to suck out all the poo.

3. Mirror on the wall behind students so the teacher can see if they are on Facebook.

4. 420 Munchie food cart. ( only open on 420)

5. Fart in your car before someone else gets in. Don't role down the windows.

4/20/13

Andrew Siess Rocks My Socks


1. Run around the world.

2. Canoe the Mississippi

3. Bike to Chile and back.

4. Sail across the ocean.

5. Look @ this: www.facebook.com/andrewsiess

4/19/13

Orange Shape

1. Terminate your lease while your drunk.

2. Drop out of school on mushrooms.

3. Quit your job on PCP.

4. Run for president on meth.

5. Build a house, only work when your high on pot.

4/18/13

Lotus

1. Kool-aid bombs for the snow.

2. Cancel school yourself.

3. Write down a fake credit card # on a piece of paper. Leave it for someone to find. Film what they do.

4. Gourmet restaurant in a gas station.

5. Put trip wire on a sidewalk. (Film with camera for YouTube )

4/17/13

Haagen Daz to the rescue.


1. Make a code people wont be able to understand so you can write what ever you want.

2. Haagen Dazs ice cream advertisement: girl and guy sitting next to a fire eating ice cream. Not really paying attention to each other but looking content. Guy eating ice cream laughs and says "Life"

3. Smoke pot to relieve stomach pain.

4. Add up all the money you spend in a month to determine how much money you need to make.

5. Weekly field trips for your friends. Call it: Adventure Team

4/16/13

Ghost

1. Orange pieces with honey to dip them in.

2. Fry pieces of unripe avocado in a pan with eggs.

3. To stop people from pirating videos: If you cant take the website down completely just pay for really loud annoying advertisements on the side bar of the streaming website. 

4. Send a picture of your self a picture of your self.

5.

4/15/13

No one to hear


1. 70% coco + honey in your tea.

2. Honey +  Peanut butter in your tea.

3. 80% chocolate + spanish rice  + plantain on pizza crust.

4. Take 30 pictures of your room. One everyday.

5. Line your coat with MRE's incase your in need of food.

4/14/13

Road Head = Road Dead


1. A slogan for safe driving:
Road Head = Road Dead

2. Graffiti that says: I Hacked Google

3. Memory cards that you can keep on your fingernails.

4. Make it illegal to surf the internet without a license.

4/13/13

Suit candy

1. Backpack designed for modern travel instead of hiking.

2. Vacuum cleaner silencer.

3. Water drain in floor of Subarus

4. Bring your neighbor a cup of coffee in the morning.

5. Trade all your money in for gold. Melt the gold then use it as paint to paint the inside of your house.

4/12/13

I pad passion

1. Wipe up spills with your feet because it is more fun.

2. Foot stools that are actually the entrance to a underground lair.

3. Make a kitty palace with cardboard boxes.

4. Neighborhood capture the flag.

5. Watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVY9ZgY75S4&sns=em

4/11/13

First Ferry 13


Answering machine

1. A movie where they take a old drunk beggar from the corner to be the host and narrator of a well edited tour of a fancy building. 

2. A picture with a really pretty naked woman with cute puppies all over her body. 

3. Aswering machine: "Hey this is Aaron, I'm on crack, but ill be back."

4. If your really rich and bored, willingly decide to sue one of your rich friends to see who wins. 

5. The drunk driving game that will surely end in your death, your arrest, or the murder of innocent people or animals: 
Take many shots. Every time you take a shot randomly put a dot on a city map with a sharpie. Continue to do this until your really drunk and have made 5-10 dots. Now get your keys, take the map, get in to your car and start to drive. Try to get to every dot you have made on your map.

4/10/13

Diet Coke

1. Make a art exhibit / gallery in your house.

2. Make a shirt company that is only pictures of your dog on the clothes.

3. Cover your floor in oil and use it like a skate rink.

4. Make a rap song about your day and post it on the five ideas fb page.

5. Make a stand up cardboard cut out of your self.

4/9/13

I dig

1. Bring one of your friends out for chipotle

2. www.hitrecord.com

3. Mens underwear with a stuffed bulge in the penis area.

4. Whitney Houston body suit.

5. Eat your goldfish.

4/8/13

Ideas For Songs

1. A song about how you know what your supposed to do but never do it.

2. A song about how you smell weird when you do Adderall.

3. A song about how you wish you could fly.

4. A song about the everything you did in the last week.

5. A song about how big the universe is.


4/7/13

Up to date

1. Teddy bears that can answer questions. (like siri)

2. A office desk that is hollow and made out of glass with water and fish inside.

3. A break dance studio for really old people.

4. Clear cigarette packs.

5. Colored cigarettes. Each individual cigarette has a different color paper.


4/6/13

Blow Smoke

1. Set up a bunch of scary things in someones house. (like a strobe light and smoke machine with scary ghost noises. Have them all go off at the same time in the middle of the night.

2. Name all your folders on your computer after different cities.

3. Film your whole life. Edit it together before you die.

4. Send a picture of your reaction to people in response of a txt message.

5. Take 30 pictures a week.

4/5/13

Magic Whistle

1. See how many times you can masturbate in one day.

2. Have a competition with friends to see who can make a youtube video with the most hits.

3. Facebook scavenger hunt.

4. Call Oliver Kronmiller and leave a really long message.

5. A movie about a cat that infects everyone with the rage virus.

4/4/13

Five ways to annoy people everyday:

1. go out to eat and paint your nails right at the table

2. ask surrounding tables to take your picture. More than once.

3. Sing really loud out of tune to every song on the radio.

4. Chew gum and food very loud with mouth open.

5. Invite Scott Pearson to a party.

4/3/13

Oh my

1. A club called immune system rapers.

2. Car stereo system that shows you the words to the song so you can sing along.

3. Replace a barn roof with plexiglass to make a green house.

4. Business cards that you can eat.

5. Colorful nails and screws.


4/2/13

recharge

1. Choreograph a dance to the hamster dance and put on a show for your Grandma

2. Visit scenic overlooks near you and take pictures or play I spy with a friend

3. Listen to your favorite CDs from childhood

4. Learn a rain dance

5. Contact at least 5 people you haven't been in contact with for a year or more, make at least one of them a phone call or a face to face visit

4/1/13

This is a movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD6-hOONFUY

April Fools

1. Cover someones kitchen floor in grease.

2. Record you screaming for help on a recorder. Play the recorder in someones closet on repeat.

3. Put a live tiger in someones car during the night.

4. Dress like a policeman and knock on your friends door.

5. Call your mom and tell her you by accident got on a place while you were drunk and are now in Guatemala and you need some money to get home.

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