1. Video chat hang out with all the partys in the city tonight. When people ask you where you were tell em you were at literally ALL the parties in the city.
2. Sleep only for 3 minutes tonight. Fall asleep @ 11:58.5 then wake up @ 12:01.5
3. Start driving when new the ball drops. Try to get to the next time zone before the ball drops again!
4. Put microphones all around the city. When the ball drops record everyone celebrating.
5. Don't drive drunk tonight.
12/31/12
12/30/12
Ladder Tree
1. Use a ladder as a christmas tree as a joke.
2. A cock ring that has a fake garden hose faucet on the top so it looks like your penis can be turned on.
3. Put a crying baby in someones house while they sleep. Write a note on their room door that says "Congratulations! It's a Boy!"
4. Make a fake Mac Book Pro. Put it on your desk. When someone comes over just nonchalantly throw it against the wall.
5. A romantic movie where boy friend and girlfriend are feeding each other food off the ground in a cute way.
2. A cock ring that has a fake garden hose faucet on the top so it looks like your penis can be turned on.
3. Put a crying baby in someones house while they sleep. Write a note on their room door that says "Congratulations! It's a Boy!"
4. Make a fake Mac Book Pro. Put it on your desk. When someone comes over just nonchalantly throw it against the wall.
5. A romantic movie where boy friend and girlfriend are feeding each other food off the ground in a cute way.
12/29/12
Make money
1. When your angry just call a customer service place and yell at the phone person.
2. A jail that lets angry people call you and ridicule you for your crimes. You get a half sentence if you sign up.
3. Free grasshopper zoo in your porch.
4. Ver esta película
http://youtu.be/xat1GVnl8-k
5. Ponga esta frase en el traductor de google para ver lo que dice.
2. A jail that lets angry people call you and ridicule you for your crimes. You get a half sentence if you sign up.
3. Free grasshopper zoo in your porch.
4. Ver esta película
http://youtu.be/xat1GVnl8-k
5. Ponga esta frase en el traductor de google para ver lo que dice.
12/28/12
SICK SERVICE
1. A delivery service for sick people. On the menu: cozy blankets, Pho, Canned soup, House cleaning, lemons and vitamin C...
2. A service that offered you a bed to lay in while you were sick. The bed would be in the back of a limo with big windows so you could see the world while just laying in bed sick watching TV.
3. A robot secretary that answers your cell phone then transfers the call to you.
4. T-Shirts with a napkin sewed to the sleeve so you can wipe your nose.
5. a law that states that weed is only legal when you are home sick.
2. A service that offered you a bed to lay in while you were sick. The bed would be in the back of a limo with big windows so you could see the world while just laying in bed sick watching TV.
3. A robot secretary that answers your cell phone then transfers the call to you.
4. T-Shirts with a napkin sewed to the sleeve so you can wipe your nose.
5. a law that states that weed is only legal when you are home sick.
12/26/12
12/25/12
FRIENDS
1. Change your computer icons to pictures of your friends.
2. See a improv show tonight.
3. Go on groupon.com and pick a random deal with out knowing what it is. Do what ever you pick.
4. Write your life story on napkins.
5. Imagine as realistically as possible having gay sex even if your not gay.
12/24/12
12/23/12
ITS CHRISTMAS EVE!
1) Convince one person that tomorrow is Christmas.
2) For every 2 dollars that you spend, stop wearing one article of clothing. See if you can make it to the end of the week without being naked. (The summer might be a better time to try this.)
3) Dress up like Santa Claus and go trick or treating on Christmas. Document people's reactions.
4) Make a song about your favorite food. Eat that food while listening to the song.
5) Have a scavenger hunt with items hidden in odd places around the city. Take a close up picture of each item's hiding spot as its clue. Post them on the internet, and see who collects the most items.
2) For every 2 dollars that you spend, stop wearing one article of clothing. See if you can make it to the end of the week without being naked. (The summer might be a better time to try this.)
3) Dress up like Santa Claus and go trick or treating on Christmas. Document people's reactions.
4) Make a song about your favorite food. Eat that food while listening to the song.
5) Have a scavenger hunt with items hidden in odd places around the city. Take a close up picture of each item's hiding spot as its clue. Post them on the internet, and see who collects the most items.
12/22/12
2 more
DOOMSDAY!... for Christmas?
1) Go find yourself a leaf, preferably a new one. Turn it over.
2) For the next few days only eat foods that you haven't before, or think might be gross.
3) Prophesies the next doomsday. For example, the dinosaurs meteorologically prevised a catastrophic Cylon attack that will certainly obliterate the human race on 11/12/13 at 11:12.13pm.
Sell "survival merchandise."
4) Get a Toys 'R Us catalog and circle all of the great toys you want for Christmas.
5) Donate all of the great toys you got for Christmas to a local charity.
1) Go find yourself a leaf, preferably a new one. Turn it over.
2) For the next few days only eat foods that you haven't before, or think might be gross.
3) Prophesies the next doomsday. For example, the dinosaurs meteorologically prevised a catastrophic Cylon attack that will certainly obliterate the human race on 11/12/13 at 11:12.13pm.
Sell "survival merchandise."
4) Get a Toys 'R Us catalog and circle all of the great toys you want for Christmas.
5) Donate all of the great toys you got for Christmas to a local charity.
12/21/12
12/20/12
SLEEP NAZI
1. Frozen man- Burning man but in MN. Very much like the winter carnival except way cooler. (idea credit Andrew Siess)
2. Draw and paint on your computer desk for years until it looks really cool... then keep drawing on it.
3. Buy all your christmas presents at the thrift store.
4. Scavenger hunt christmas presents for the whole family... Santa must have alzheimer's.
5. Change all of your desktop icons too letters instead of the picture that the program comes with.
2. Draw and paint on your computer desk for years until it looks really cool... then keep drawing on it.
3. Buy all your christmas presents at the thrift store.
4. Scavenger hunt christmas presents for the whole family... Santa must have alzheimer's.
5. Change all of your desktop icons too letters instead of the picture that the program comes with.
12/19/12
Boast Note
1. Make a rap music video of your political agenda. Run for president using the song to launch your career.
2. Legalize raw milk
3. Cigarettes that smoke blue smoke.
4. 1 day a year release hundreds of vicious animals in to the city for sport.
5. Tattoo each of your toes a different color of the rainbow.
2. Legalize raw milk
3. Cigarettes that smoke blue smoke.
4. 1 day a year release hundreds of vicious animals in to the city for sport.
5. Tattoo each of your toes a different color of the rainbow.
12/18/12
PUPPET SHOW
1. Take the box for a mac computer. Cut out the screen area. Have a puppet show inside the screen area.
2. A game for babies to play on the computer. They mash the keys and the computer responds with sounds and colors for the baby.
3. A movie where someone teleports through google chat.
4. With the money generated from city taxes build a small river or stream that goes through the city and is stocked with many fish. Everyone in the city can catch as many fish as they want from their front porch.
5. Aa website that tells you what the current difference in movie selections is between Hulu and Netflix.
12/17/12
Leeches
1. Make a website exactly like 5 ideas a day but do it with your kids for something fun to do with them everyday.
2. Put 1000 leaches in your bosses desk drawer.
3. Spend your pay check on custom stickers.
4. Stand in the middle of the highway on the cement divider doing cool dances.
5. Put 1000 leaches in your bosses desk drawer.
SIESS MAGAZINE
I am looking for people who are currently or have traveled to write for our a travel zine.... anyone interested email theideafactoryemail@gmail.com
12/16/12
Mega Treva
1. Instagram two birds with one stone by posting pics of your cat’s food. Get creative with it.
2. Put on a mask and follow the traffic cop in your neighborhood, erasing the chalk marks they denote on tires. Leave your calling card on the windshield of every vehicle you rescue from a parking ticket.
3. Reorganize the end of the alphabet to put “W” after “U”. It makes no sense that they stuck a V between both of the U letters.
4. A bakery that sells blemished, slightly asymmetrical pies which you could then claim were homemade.
5. A foot pedal operated toilet seat that lifts in the same fashion as the trash can in your kitchen. Completely hands free and no more leaving the toilet seat up!
2. Put on a mask and follow the traffic cop in your neighborhood, erasing the chalk marks they denote on tires. Leave your calling card on the windshield of every vehicle you rescue from a parking ticket.
3. Reorganize the end of the alphabet to put “W” after “U”. It makes no sense that they stuck a V between both of the U letters.
4. A bakery that sells blemished, slightly asymmetrical pies which you could then claim were homemade.
5. A foot pedal operated toilet seat that lifts in the same fashion as the trash can in your kitchen. Completely hands free and no more leaving the toilet seat up!
12/14/12
Wake up.... you need to get to school.
1. Wake up really early for no reason.
2. Call a friend a a really odd time of the day.
3. Make hide out spots hidden all over the city. Sleep in a different one every night of the week like a animal.
4. City mandated full population capture the flag. St. Paul Vrs Minneapolis.
5. Open a store like Halloween Express except only sell christmas sweaters.
12/13/12
Do you realize?
1. A 20 minute movie about a cat that gives a whole house rabies.
2. Instead of a fountain of water have a fountain of different color smoke and dry ice.
3. Messages attached to squirrels that say: 'Why did you hit me?'
4. Call a random number today and tell the person that answers that even though you don't know them you really wish you did and that you love them for being a part of the world.
5. Call a random number and tell the person that answers that they are a stupid fucker.
2. Instead of a fountain of water have a fountain of different color smoke and dry ice.
3. Messages attached to squirrels that say: 'Why did you hit me?'
4. Call a random number today and tell the person that answers that even though you don't know them you really wish you did and that you love them for being a part of the world.
5. Call a random number and tell the person that answers that they are a stupid fucker.
12/11/12
But just an Apple.
1) attach a camera to the back of your head and record all of the stuff you missed throughout the day.
2) tie yourself and friends to a sled and pull a dog around
3) shovel all of the snow off your lawn and put it on the sidewalk.
4) eat only blue things for two days
5) make a tunnel through all of the snow you just put on your sidewalk
2) tie yourself and friends to a sled and pull a dog around
3) shovel all of the snow off your lawn and put it on the sidewalk.
4) eat only blue things for two days
5) make a tunnel through all of the snow you just put on your sidewalk
DOOM
1. Heated highway asphalt to take the place of snow plows.
2. Lighters that have a new word on every single one. Never use the same word. Use all languages.
3. Ice rink inside your apartment.
4. If you do not have a bathtub in your house: Attach a water hose to the hot water source in your house. Get a big inflatable raft. Fill the raft with hot water.
5. Lava lamp bike frame.
2. Lighters that have a new word on every single one. Never use the same word. Use all languages.
3. Ice rink inside your apartment.
4. If you do not have a bathtub in your house: Attach a water hose to the hot water source in your house. Get a big inflatable raft. Fill the raft with hot water.
5. Lava lamp bike frame.
12/10/12
Sweaters
1. Snow savior. Buy a big tired Jeep Wrangler just to drive around towing people out of the snow.
2. Download any free trial program from the internet. Make 3 finished products with that program before the trial time is up.
3. Make a HUGE pile of snow then jump off your roof in to the pile.
4. Make a snow castle on the sides of your sidewalk so your side walk looks more elegant than the others on your block.
5. Write a script. Find actors, locations and a filmer dude. Make a movie. http://youtu.be/HixFwra0x-8
12/9/12
SNOW IS EVERYWHERE!
1. Pile snow all over your bosses car so you might not have to go to work.
2. Plow only the streets that would spell out a word from above the city.
3. Have a cozy night in your warm house butt naked because there is no way in hell anyone is going to come over because there is way too much snow!
4. Snowboard down a busy street that is on a incline.
5. Tie your dogs leash to your sled. Attach raw steak to the end of a fishing pole. Lead the dog with the steak.
2. Plow only the streets that would spell out a word from above the city.
3. Have a cozy night in your warm house butt naked because there is no way in hell anyone is going to come over because there is way too much snow!
4. Snowboard down a busy street that is on a incline.
5. Tie your dogs leash to your sled. Attach raw steak to the end of a fishing pole. Lead the dog with the steak.
12/8/12
Set sail
1. Ski dogs instead of sled dogs: be pulled by a pack of dogs while on cross country skiis.
2. Set sail from the safe harbor.
3. Dine in the dark.
4. Be infectiously kind.
5. Instead of buying holiday gifts, donate the money to charity.
2. Set sail from the safe harbor.
3. Dine in the dark.
4. Be infectiously kind.
5. Instead of buying holiday gifts, donate the money to charity.
12/7/12
WHO EVEN LIVES HERE?
1. Hollow glass bike with water and gold fish inside the frame.
2. Pick 13 random stores in the country. Have a life time goal to have dinner with the owner of each one of those stores before you die.
3. Sleep express. You fall asleep in your bed like regular. The Sleep Express employees will transport your sleeping body to your destination with out you ever waking up.
4. Internet time travel. View the internet like it was 5 years ago.
5. Change the color of smoke coming out of a smoke stack to be bright colors. Red smoke, Blue smoke or yellow!
2. Pick 13 random stores in the country. Have a life time goal to have dinner with the owner of each one of those stores before you die.
3. Sleep express. You fall asleep in your bed like regular. The Sleep Express employees will transport your sleeping body to your destination with out you ever waking up.
4. Internet time travel. View the internet like it was 5 years ago.
5. Change the color of smoke coming out of a smoke stack to be bright colors. Red smoke, Blue smoke or yellow!
SMOKE
1. Get a smoke machine. Put a pipe on the spout where the smoke comes out. The pipe will lead up your pants and in to your crotch area. Tell your boy/girl friend your getting really "hot". Push the button with your foot and your private area will start to smoke.
2. Leave a key to your house/ apt in a bottle with a note that says "come find me: 1234 address Lane." throw the bottle in the ocean.
3. Make a full length movie from footage people give you on Craigslist.
4. Invent 30 really crappy products then make a coffee table book with pictures of the said products.
5. Get a cow heart. Send it to a girl/ boy you have a crush on. Write a note inside that says : "You already have my heart"
2. Leave a key to your house/ apt in a bottle with a note that says "come find me: 1234 address Lane." throw the bottle in the ocean.
3. Make a full length movie from footage people give you on Craigslist.
4. Invent 30 really crappy products then make a coffee table book with pictures of the said products.
5. Get a cow heart. Send it to a girl/ boy you have a crush on. Write a note inside that says : "You already have my heart"
12/6/12
PRENTEND TIME
1. Go on a sex chat and pretend your the oposite sex. Wear a wig and stuff. See if you can freak someone out.
2. Create a fake FB name and start messing with your friends.
3. Make a alter ego with a costume. Lead two lives, one at night and one in the day.
4. Glow in the dark spoons and forks.
5. A online store that sells only things you find in the dumpster.
2. Create a fake FB name and start messing with your friends.
3. Make a alter ego with a costume. Lead two lives, one at night and one in the day.
4. Glow in the dark spoons and forks.
5. A online store that sells only things you find in the dumpster.
12/5/12
SKYPE ME
1. A live internet video chat where every one makes live music together.
2. Live stream of your life filmed.
3. Ride the bus everyday for a few months filming all the crazy shit you see. Make a movie about it.
4. Provide bike tours of your city for tourists and cool traveler people.
5. Sew 100$ in your shoe just in case.
2. Live stream of your life filmed.
3. Ride the bus everyday for a few months filming all the crazy shit you see. Make a movie about it.
4. Provide bike tours of your city for tourists and cool traveler people.
5. Sew 100$ in your shoe just in case.
12/4/12
VA CAY
1. Set up a blog where you pre schedule all the posts for over 5 years. Don't log in again until the posts run out. Check your stats.
2. Tag a bunch of people in your pictures on face book so your feed pops up for them more often.
3. Go on a trip for a week, dont exactly know where your going.
4. When going on a trip: only bring dirty laundry so you are forced to find a weird place or weird way to clean em.
5. Create 4 categories wardrobe style. Switch them once a week. Goth, business person, preppy etc.
2. Tag a bunch of people in your pictures on face book so your feed pops up for them more often.
3. Go on a trip for a week, dont exactly know where your going.
4. When going on a trip: only bring dirty laundry so you are forced to find a weird place or weird way to clean em.
5. Create 4 categories wardrobe style. Switch them once a week. Goth, business person, preppy etc.
12/3/12
POST TITLE
1. Cable channel of cute footage of babies. (you can play it at bars to lower peoples aggression levels)
2. Food truck with extremely expensive food.
3. Make a travel bag with all the things you need when you travel. Dont use those things when you are not traveling so when you are ready to go on a trip you are all set to go.
4. Put gas in to your friends house that will make them pass out. Find a house a few states away that looks similar to their house. Bring them there while they are unconscious. When they wake up their mind will be blown!
5. Stand at attention when the police walk by.
12/2/12
Love and sorts
1. Thank a farmer.
2. Buy all your christmas gifts from local independently owned shops.
3. Stop using utensils for one week.
4. Make your feet your only mode of transportation: walk everywhere.
5. Share this with all your friends: http://www.themastershift.com/The_Master_Shift/Home.html
12/1/12
The New Man.
1. Fill your sink with water and apples.
2.
Bird Repainter:
A bird feeder that has food at one end and entrance at the other. Inside are spray nozzles which deliver a spectacular non toxic color job which the bird feeder owner specifies using a computer or cell phone program.
3.
Mid river squirrel counter.
Squirrel sensor at mid Mississippi bridge which counts squirrel crossing the city lines.
4. City by city Squirrel census
5 Wrap Ginger Sauerkraut + orzo noodles into Seaweed for a healthy treat.
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