SNOW IS EVERYWHERE!

1. Pile snow all over your bosses car so you might not have to go to work.

2. Plow only the streets that would spell out a word from above the city.

3. Have a cozy night in your warm house butt naked because there is no way in hell anyone is going to come over because there is way too much snow!

4. Snowboard down a busy street that is on a incline.

5. Tie your dogs leash to your sled. Attach raw steak to the end of a fishing pole. Lead the dog with the steak.