Six O' clock

1. Record all the stories about your life on your phone.

2. Use facebook more so when you die people (like your great great grandson) can look back on your life when your long gone.

3. Sign your name with a X when you sign for credit card receipts

4. Walk around with a GoPro on your head all day everyday. When you go home to sleep you can upload your day to YouTube. Your whole life will be filmed. People will get used to it eventually.

5. Put plastic over one part of you body when you shower. Make sure it is the same part of your body everytime. After a year you can see how dirty it is.  

MESH SUITS

1. Play paintball while your on bikes

2. Bike speakers that connect with 3G to the internet radio

3. See through mesh swim suits

4. Make stickers for your bike fixing services that you put on the bikes after you fix em

5. Go to Valley Fair and go on the roller coaster where they take the pictures of you. Bring a bunny rabbit on the ride with you. Bend down and hide while holding the rabbit in the air so it looks like the rabbit is riding the roller coaster. 

Moss Candy

1. Moss flavored candy

2. The surface a table tiled with ipads.

3. Phones that have little erect dicks where you talk.

4. Get super drunk and sleep on your parents lawn on april fools day.

5. A liquid that is programed to take the form of many different objects. It can be a cup or a fork, it can be a knife of scissors. It is remote controlled from your phone.

Bigger than Usual

1. Free beer stand on the street. 

2. Start writing letters to your next door neighbor 

3. Replace a red pens ink with blue ink

4.  Make your Hamster cage have clear tubes leading from the cage then up on the roof, over the street then in to your neighbors house. This way you wont need someone to Hamster sit when you go on vacation.  

5. Communal dogs. 

Conga Line!

1. Start smoking, then when ever you need to act really energetic and weird quit smoking a few days before the day when that is needed.

2. Write 100 little notes and poems. Put the notes and poems in little water tight containers. Climb trees around your city and secure the water tight container in the tree for someone else to find. Maybe someone will notice the pattern if they climb enough trees.

3. Punch yourself in the face before going on a date. When she/he asks what happened tell them that you were defending their honor.

4. Find out what kind of cigarettes one of your high school teachers smoke. Buy the same kind of cigarettes. Take the tobacco out then mix it marijuana. Re pack the tobacco/ weed in to the cigarettes. Secretly replace your pack with your teachers pack.

5. Do a city wide conga line.

Down the street.

1. Buy a backpack full of yarn. Tie all the rolls together. Tie one side of the yarn to your garage then walk down the ally in your neighborhood with the yarn until you run out of yarn.

2. www.ariamcmanus.com

3. Put logos on your website so it looks like people sponsored you.

4. Sell your virginity

5. Hide a One Hundred Dollar Bill at a house party and tell people to go look for it.

Chapter SPERM

1. Read 1 chapter of a book every day.

2. Foot mold shoe soles.

3. Bags made out of plastic bags.

4. Mouse pads with pictures of either a penis or a vagina on it.

5. Iphone digital key for your house.

Advertise You

1. Right before you die make a huge ad campaign with all your left over money. The campaign will just be of your face and name so you will get famous.

2. Make a blanket fort at the biggest street festival in the country.

3. Pour juice all over a sharpened fan to kill fruit flies.

4. Shoes that look like bananas.

5. Tattoo smiley faces on your eye lids.

AMERICA

1. Tattoo a ON/OFF button on your lower back.

2. Tattoo 'No Smoking' on you finger if your quitting smoking

3. Glue a war scene with GI Joes all over your car.

4. Smiling face T-Shirt made with 2 sunny side up eggs for the eyes and bacon for the mouth

5. Make your own seasoning in a salt container.

Message Machine

1. For telemarketer calls:
Telemarketer recording says: THIS IS GOD please press 9 to talk to a representative.

2. Answering Machine  message:
Act as if your in the middle of setting your message and someone comes in to your house and kidnaps you. It can end with you saying ' NO PLEASE PLEASE LET ME GO'

3. Call every single person in your cell phone contact list in one day. Take Adderal before so you can talk a lot.

4. Start shortening words like expensive. Say: 'Spensy' instead.

5. Don't work to much today.