Ten years later...

Ten years later... 

1-6

1. Cheese flavored waffles.

2. A contest to see who can create the best new language.

3. Mini ant farm earrings.

4. Clear doored fridges

6. Plastic surgery plugs to charge your phone off your bodies energy.

SOMEBODY

1. Pop cans that look like mini Totem Poles.
2. Fold out bread slices
3. Spiky plate to make it difficult to eat from.
4. Arm pit Deodorant Stickers
5. Tea coated cup interior

Hungry Wolf Grrrrrrr.

1. Couzcouz mash waffles.

2. Action figure casts to make action figures out of used candles.

3. Lubricated pencils to make it harder to write with.

4. Poop strainer to get out lost keys and such (ewwww)

5. Tattoo eyes on the top of your butt.

Wood fight

1. Surgically implanted cameras to forehead.

2. Wood socks.

3. Hats made from cork board to pin messages on.

4. A liquid you can buy to melt your trash in to small disks.

5. Tattoos on fruit for practice?

And all it's glory!!! :)

1. Injections to make your veins glow different glorious colors.

2. Double decker plates for when your SUPER HUNGRY.

3. Stinky laundry soap to make ur clothes all stanky.

4. MN Born and Bread - Bread Company

5. Sticky pieces for your eye lids to keep your eyes open when your tired.

Soon O' clock

1. Glow in the dark thread for sewing

2. Blue Cheetos (registered trade mark blue cheese cheetos)

3. Electric heated PJS

4. Gold coated apples for billionaires.

5. Live goldfish bracelet.

Please Send Me More Soul

1. Candy Crush Soda caps that you crush to add flavor (like camel crush cigarettes)

2. Dirt flavored soda.

3. Pencils that are also Flutes

4. Oat Paste in packages like Go-Gurt.

5. Mini bobbling hula girls to mount on your bike handle bars.

Please Please Please Please

1. Fire wood spray that makes you're wood burn in different colors.

2. Glow in the dark car bumpers.

3. Hover balloons that only go up like 10 ft.

4. Gloves that make your hands look like real feet.

5. Little circular stickers that heat up each one of your toes or fingers.

Bike Breaks

1. Bike breaks that screech @ different tones so you can play music with them.

2.  Four year whistling school

3. Zip line transportation from the top of telephone poles.

4. Green colored car wheels.

5. Glow in the dark sleds for night time sledding.

Love Bullets

1. Love Bullets made form dead peoples wedding rings.

2. Sand Paper Coated Pens. For Traction.

3. A service that sends your dead body in to space.

4. Crotch cooker bags to warm your food with out getting it all gross.

5. Indoor apple tree kits. ( like christmas trees )

Free Candy FOR ALL!!!

1. Costumes/ outfits for deer (for hunters who shoot deer with tranquilizer darts then dress them up to wake up a more pretty deer) 

2. Fill boat hulls with cream to make butter while sailing.

3. Body mutilation to make your butt hole look like a rose.

4. Glow in the dark cake icing.

5. Attach a hot air balloon to the top of your car for extra seating.

im gonna quit

1. Suddle calm 3D wave bathroom tiling so it goes up and down as you walk.
2. Hollow Stash spot drawer handles.
3. A grease company called Elbow Grease.

4. Translucent kitchen cupboards (translucent to the out side so it gets sun inside for growing)
5. upside down BED S with straps.

SNOWY DAY

1. Bike Slippers for when you're bikes all snowy and you bring it over to someone else's house.

2. Bike Me (bike delivery service )

3. Re useable condom .... (ewwww. )

4. Napkins that reveal messages when you use them.

5. Water filled Key Boards.

GOAST PATROL

1. Dual horn system, nice + more aggressive car horns for more polite honks.

2. Electric bikes with stereos, horns and head lights.

3. Candy coated mouth guards for hockey players.

4. Personal cavity detector.

5. Custom PEZ dispensers of your face.

I can see clearly now.... but the rain is not gone.

1. A computer key board that plays music like a piano, but instead of needing to learn music, just learn how to spell to the tune of your favorite songs! :)

2. Trampoline generator so your kids can give you back some energy.

4. Tye dye color shoes.

4. Hollow ropes to drink water from while climbing.

5. Porn screenprinted on the inside of your shirt so you can look inside to get inspiration. (when needed)

Naughty boy!

1. Glow in the dark tattoos of all the acupuncture points for acupuncture teachers to better teach.

2. Donut mobiles for grown ups who like eating in bed. 

3. Love triangle. A shirt company logo with a triangle with 3 hearts. 

4. Lunch on the moon. A service that drives you to the moon for a fancy dinner. 

5. Naked party's where everyone is naked. 

The Gooses

1. Mini Christmas tree hats. 

2. Bowling pin shaped loafs of bread and balls of cheese. 

3. Digital playing cards (that change secretly for cheaters) 

4. Shirt, pants & hat with accurate measuring tape printed on it so you know how tall you are. 

5. Christmas tree ponds with floating platforms under to place presents on. 

Meet Joe Black 2 coming soon!

1. stop eagerly pleasing people just so they think well of you.      

 2. analyze your neurosis and start dealing with it. 

 3. stop being angry and acknowledge your pain instead of projecting it on others.  

4.  dont play dumb. 

 5.  stop lying to yourself, and others.

Nummies

1. Toaster/ computer for morning nummies.

2. Candy with real live dead bugs inside.

3. Gold babies, like gold fish but shaped like lil' babies.

4. A movie about me using real footage but with a fictitious plot.

5. Translucent bike frame that you can drop neon lights in so they light up for better seeing.

10/10 - Mission from above

1. A hat that looks like a head bandage.

2. Clothing with strings on arms and legs so you can be gods puppet.

3. Computer monitors that are translucent glass when off.

4. Free perfume dispensers @ bus stops.

5. A website that steals, categorizes and sells all of my ideas to people who need them. (and only value them when they cost money)

Don - Dat - Do - Op

1. Kim chiizits. (Kim chi flavored cheez-its) 

2. Drum Throne (instead of drum stool) 

3. Pills that taste like brownies when you burp after they are ingested. 

4. An academic test that you take while biking to make it harder to get a good score. (For all the people who already aced the ACT/ SAT. ) 

5. Decorate a Christmas tree in your front yard - put gifts under it for everyone who walks by.

Goat meet

1. Kim chi ice cream

2. Pickled ginger ice cream 

3. Bike ice cream delivery. 7pm- 1am

4. Helium filled apples. 

5. Goat meat birthday cake. 

Show was my first word

1. Laser pointer shoes.

2. Translucent shoes. 

3. Be taller or shorter extendable shoe soles. 

4. Weed stash spot shoes.

5. Air conditioned shoes.

Is this a joke?

1. Aerosol spray on shoes for barefoot shoes.

2. Tea wrappers that dissolve in hot water for quick tea time.

3. A piano with keys made from bones of your favorite pet.

4. A clothing company that designs clothes that purposefully look really really gross.

5. Surgical implanted LED lights in your finger tips.

ALL IS LOST*

1. Steal drum coffee mugs. Play with chop sticks when cup is upside down.

2. Christmas ornament graffiti around the city on trees.

3. A real wrestling match between the republican candidates and democratic candidates.

4. Porn magazine pop up books. 3D

5. Adhesive puzzle piece wall paper.

Dudddeeeee.

.....1. Animal races where little action figures ride different types of animals in races. 

2. Cups that have neon lights in the bottom to illuminate the  liquid. 

3. Gay stuff. 

4. Noodle strainers that make fun noises when you pour water through. 

5. Earrings that are attached to your hat.

Dragon bath time

U1. Translucent page book. Dang this is hard to read ! 

2. Twirler giant jump rope. 

3. Back yard pool ponds that continually funnel downwards like a black hole. 

4. Mountain bike paths up and down the banks of the missippi. 

5. Dolls full of fake blood so they splatter when they get hurt. :( 

WASHING TV

1. Put a washing machine in place of the TV in your living room.

2.  Bagels designed to float in the water so you can eat them in the bath tub.

3. Build a building that is secretly a weapon in someone else's country.

4. Thought tea, drink someone else thoughts in liquid form.

5. Mood hats that change color with your mood.

And maybe just maybe we can get along l think maybe maybe baby I think oh i think '

1. Blow up bike seats. 

2. Horse shoes with number stamp on the hoof so you know what direction they walked in. 

3. Animal shaped bike seats. 

4. Drums on bike handle bar. 

5. Textured eye shadow. 

1. A website that shows how many military personnel died that day. 

2. A live poker game between two country leaders for entertainment. 

3. Edible cotton candy wigs

4. Bumper lane roads for drunk drivers.  

5. Translucent towel. . 

DUDE

1. Ice pack boxer briefs 

2. Ice cereal - KEEP IN FREEZER

3. 1 time use ice hats sold at the Zoo

4. Save all your cut hair. Fill a comforter with it. Now you are truly self sustained.

5. CRY CRY CRY all night.

1. Flame light car headlights.

2. Full 4 lane slip and slide 

3. Stop lights that use live trees instead of a pole to hold it up. 

4. Shoes that keep a soil sample in the toe. Just kick the ground to collect. 

5. Shoes that release thousands of tiny marbles to slip on. Make it hard for a person to keep following you.

1. Hollow carrots to use for straws.

2. Toaster in dashboard on cars for early mornin' commuters. 

3. Tattoos at change colors when you lie. 

4. When you need something to do: 

Cook a large assortment of mini food, put it on a plate and give the squirrels a picnic. Take pictures. 

5. French press that has a button to re heat the already pressed liquid inside.

Naught Naughtier

1. Pills to make your spit glow in the dark.

2. Glow in the dark skin marker sex toys.

3. Penis hat marker. Place on head of penis to use penis a drawing utensil. 

4. A high powered light to put in your butt or vagina so your hole stomach glows. 

5. Whistles designed for vagina blowing. 

1. Post man shoes with springs inside soles. 

2. Pringles cans that screw together with other empty cans so you want to buy more to build things

3. Pull down reusable paper window shades. 

4. Water and fish filled window curtains.

5. Pringle can hats

The fly

1. Water filled car tires. I don't know why. 

2. Emergency drinking water filled phone. 

3. Textured tattoos. 

4. Rope tube... Climb up to the top ... Now your thirsty... Just suck the water up from the bottom where you started. 

5. Email me: aaroncolantti@gmail.com

1. Carhartt diapers designed for outdoor babies. 

2. Digital tick scanner to locate Ticks on body. 

3. Haunted camp ground. A haunted house that takes place around your tent.

4. A cabin with a glass roof. Under a clear stream. 

5. Big Magnets inside the water tunnel under bridges. Magnets pull metal waste from the stream. 

NOISE twenty TWO

1. Road made of clear coated book covers. 

2. Raisin maker. A hat with grapes attached. 

3. Ocean ears. Head phones with shells instead of ear speakers. 

4. Pants with a mini air conditioner in the crotch to cool down both legs. 

5. Pom Pom nipple bra.

Guacamole flavor tooth paste

1. Guacamole flavor tooth paste.

2. Armpit pouches to put things that need to stay warm into. 

3. Liquid sandwich - food on the go. Turkey, roast beef or veggie! 

4. Bacon baked in to fresh bread. 

5. Mildew smell cologne.

Fold This

1. Traffic jam ice cream truck and jam sandwich truck. 

2. Fold up car

3. Paint with taste... Just lick it! 

4. Giant fish tank at top of IDS tower with big sharks in it. 

5. Sticky car tires to collect road items.

EXTEND !

1. Extendable shoes... For a lengthy investment. 

2. Glass floor bus anti litter campaign. 

3. Cigarettes with a tear off butts to encourage the throwing of only tobacco on the ground. 

4. Extendable car. 

5. Translucent mail trucks.

Post man Jim

1. Hot tub hammock. 

2. Fungi spore enriched trail wood chips. 

3. Outdoor kitchen. 

4. Finger print switch stickers for criminals. 

5. Canopy tree house campground.

Whuuu?

1.  Extendable shoes... For a lengthy investment. 

2. Glass floor bus anti litter campaign. 

3. Cigarettes with a tear off butts to encourage the throwing of only tobacco on the ground. 

4. Extendable car. 

5. Translucent mail trucks.

This ones the best one

1. Just quit and stop doing everything.

2. Just quit and stop doing everything. 

3. 

4.

5.

O - T

1. Edible rock candy keys for 1 time use

2. Robotic rollers on desk that dump everything into the trash every night.

3. Trash pit in the middle of your living room.

4. Sucka - A movie about a lolly pop.

5. Roller blades with hollow stash-spot wheels

NOISE

1. Strawberry flavored Key chains

2. Oatmeal filled couch cushions

3. Rocket booster shoe roller blades.

4. Animal shoes. line of intricate animal shaped shoes. Many different animals.

5. Mushroom flavored cigarettes.

ahhhhh

1. Hockey sticks that have space in the shaft to hold extra hockey pucks.

2. Secret compartment computer mice to hide things inside.

3. Crushed beer can wall paper (just nail them to your wall and eventually it will be wall paper)

4. Hot water dispenser fingers - plastic surgery procedure

5. Hot coffee soup.

maybe maybe

1. Blood ink pens - refillable anywhere, just jab and wait for your blood to fill the pen.

2. Mini hats for your pens to wear.

3. Genetically engineered christmas trees that grow ornaments.

4. Give a wild animal $500 in an attachable vel-crow  pouch.

5. Wet pockets. Made with slimy fabric.

What the fuck!

1. A contest where people look for a ringing cell phone somewhere in the city. 

2. Use a text conversation from the past 3 months to make a screen play with.

3. Velcro on the bottom of socks and inside of shoes for traction. 

4. Shoes thst excrete lube on bottom when needed to do cool slides while you are walking. 

5. Coffee tables with a hole in the middle to place a potted plant inside. 

Post Apocalypse - Ditto Bar - Random Titles?

1. Antler Handel bars

2. Antler Plow 

3.  Bone bike - bike from made out of bones.

4. Hollow water filled helmet. 

5. Watermelon air tank. 

Towel Cape

1. Hammock jacket. 

2. Shoes with inflatable rafts that come out of the souls. 

3. Camel back hats 

4. Beer cans with breathalyzer attached. 

5. Towel Cape 

Moss wall paper

1. Grass sidewalk 

2. Moss sidewalk 

3. Grass indoor carpet

4. Apple tree carpets

5. Moss wall paper 

Pictures! You love pictures!

1. Street lockers - @ bus stations. (for terrorists and drug dealers to use ;)

2. Maple Eggies (below)

3. Use a canoe as a snow sled.

4. Car brand that has a printer/copy machine in trunk. (like a 5 disk cd changer)

5. Panic protection. A app that automatically assigns an '!' on txt messages when your heart is beating fast.

1. Scrambled eggs

2. Diced onions

3. Tomato

4. Kale

5. Tahini sauce

Dinner

1. Bike tires with treads designed to make sound

2. Body coolers (like hand warmers but opposite) for hot days (like Ice but cooler(more stylish))

3. Bandanna that slowly releases cold water

4. Bike seat vibrators

5. Pedal foot massage

Photo & ideas from Quintassi Coincidence

My broken thing is broken... Damnit.

1. Pillow phones - for talking on the phone when your in bed. 

2. Car honks that can direct the sound to the specific idiot you are trying to communicate to. 

3. Cars that have only a certain amount of honks allotted before the honker gives out and stops working. Use them sparingly... They are not unlimited! 

4. Lazy rivers instead of streets. 

5. Ping pong ball with different tones (specific musics notes) when they hit. Musical balls! 

Roman Candle

1. Pizza French toast. (Soak day old pizza in eggs then cook)

2. Rubber car interior, leather car tires. 

3. Gravel car roof. 

4. A company that makes bike tires out of recycled car tires. 

5. Glass steering wheel. 

Love Life

1. Hot air balloon house. 

2. Tattoos that can be turned on or off. 

3. A device that can determine what kind of animal poop you are looking at. 

4. A House made to be able to conjoin rooms when needed. (Like an extendable table) 

5. Colorful rice marketed to children.

Fuck Life

1. Bike handle grips/ bike light combo. 

2. Clear bike frame with lights inside. 

3. Bike peddle/ bike light combo. 

4. Fill a water bottle with paint, turn it upside down , open the top. Bike around creating a trail of paint so your friends can follow your path. 

5.  Flying bike. Linus Kangas

5B. Get a free surly back bike rack if you get 1-3rd place @ sol 31 -  June 21st.

Getting better

1. Roll up cell phones. 

2. Tree house camp sites connected by zip line. 

3. Bug playgrounds - play grounds with nets over them - containing many different bugs that don't bite for kids to play with. 

4. Bandaids for trees for when they have been wounded. 

5. News papers that automatically post articles with most likes from online. No censorship only likes determine what will be printed and distributed. 

Zeal!!!!!

1. Flyers paper that heats up when handed out. 

2. Coffee mugs with a mini coffee fountain in the middle. 

3. A program that randomly puts in 2 weeks notice via email to your boss with out you knowing when. 

4. Underwater computers for scuba divers. 

5. Mist makers that spray you in the face when you get too close to my fence.

Throat Note

1. A cable channel that is solely a live feed of what a wild animal is currently seeing and doing.

2. Job swap - a day when most everything is fucked up, most everywhere.

3. A game where you can add or subtract elements such as people, weather or social situations. Set the situations and see how evolution progresses.

4. Bike pulled traveling insect zoo.

5. Surgically implanted happiness dashboard - knows you're high and low dopamine levels.

Dick man

1. A pill that can be broken up in 24 parts. Each portion makes you sleep for 1 hour.

2. A scanner that can scan your current thought.

3. A website for complainers.

4. A special College for people who want to smoke cigs in class.

5. Instant Tye dye mix powder.

1. Party noise makers for your nose.

2. Streets made from materials that make music when you drive on them. Street name: Beat Street

3. Dragon zoo!!!!

4. Butt kazoo.

5. Package delivery. By dog.

1. Cookie tacos - Idea by Killian K

2. Stickers at whole foods that say 'certified organic organ donor'

3. Fill a plastic glove up with milk... Little hole in the fingers. Milk it baby.

4. Trampoline floor basketball tournament.

5. Cell phones that tells u how fast your car is driving. For when you aren't the one using it.

1. Car tires that screech when you are speeding.

2. Translucent windmills.

3. Clothing that expands like a sponge animal for camping.

4. Shoes that give you a foot massage when you sit down.

5. Hair dye pills hat change your hair color.

ekiN

1. Working Piano keys for car bumpers. 

2. Big Scissors for cutting whole burgers (with bun) in half. 

3. Miniature tap for beer cans. 

4. Led screen beer coozy. 

5. An app that determines the pace you are walking at and plays music to that beat. 

Real clock?

1. Animal head sprayers for hoses.

2. Mini piano belt buckle with working keys. 

3. Mobile laundry matt with eco friendly soaps. 

4. Pizza tacos

5. Music for deaf people that is only super loud bass. 

Party time

1. Punching bags that punch back.

2. Shoes that generate energy from springs inside.

3. Bark changers that change the bark sound of a dog to a different animal of your choice.

4. Google glasses for cats for virtual mouse catching - watch out for the walls!!

5. Health cigarettes that reverse the damage from real cigarettes.

Dog that talks a lot

1. Green peppers with tomatoes on the inside

2. Challenge sidewalks

3. Love bombs filled with hormones.

4. Pickup truck with bed in the front.

5. Edible pizza boxes.

Justshootme

1. Stress pins to poke your self with when ur feeling nervous.

2. Writing utensils that attach to your finger tips permanently.

3. Dizzy bear - a game where you spin a bear around and see if it can walk straight.

4. Panic room closet - filled with cozy nice things for when you are freaking out. 

5. Action figures that attach to the top of car roofs with magnets. 

Oh shit... This oceans deep as fuck.

1. A city made for rabbits - a reality tv show

2. Government regulated personal Dollar printers. 

3. Take your journal - change the names and places - write a fantasy novel

4. Bar codes on all the things you own so you can scan them in to your computer to get inventory of how much you are worth (but really that's not how much ur worth... You know that... Right? )

5. Tune in every Full Moon for Full Moon stories by Captain Moon on 5ideasaday.com 

Cone up.

1. Title for a book - Clouds on Fire

2. Shock collar for children called: Inside Voices

3. Liquor shots inside the plastic balls in candy machine at bars.

4. Lockers around the city with cliff bars for people to eat - sponsored by cliff bar.

5. Cone up.

RANCID

1. Future Detector - App

2. Coffee Mugs with smoking pipe built in.

3. Firmness detector so you will know if you are about to sit on something too hard.

4. Guesser - An App that just assumes what it thinks you might want... then buys it with your money online.

5. Cardboard boxes that can be blown up instead of built with tape and folds.

LITWIN

1. Does drinking a slushy upside upsidedown give you brain freeze faster?

2. Take iascwa and sit on a carpet watching aladin, and see if it floats.

3. collect cans cut holes in top put knot string in them and grab ends and you have stilts, now go play soccer.

4. Go watch a crime movie, animal kingdom is decent one.

5. Take a small onion dice, put in bowl with cold water and ice cube, mix around drain. Take 2 tomatoes, dice, put in bowl with onion, chop cilantro, maybe mix a bit, add salt, if you want, and some lime juice.. You got some pico de gallo, grab chips a taco and meat with a margarita you got a meal. Boom, enjoy the day

Matt Litwins Ideas 

TIE DIE

1. Milk cartons that turn a different color the older that your milk is getting.


2. Plates that congratulate you when you put more fruits and vegetables on them.


3. A kaleidoscope that reflects what is actually happening in your mind instead of beads and stuff (this one could get weird lol)


4. A type of lotion that when ever you shake someones hands it leaves a invisible glow in the dark paint that you can only see with special glasses.


5. Heated Head phones for Minnesotans.


With a little help from Libby F

DRY DOG

1. An umbrella that straps onto your dogs stomach and keep it from getting rained on.


2. Shampoo that makes your head feel warm, when you can't afford hot water.


3. A Pot for cooking Spaghetti that sings Italian love songs to you as it heats up.


4. Pillow case inserts that record audio while you sleep--to figure out if you snore or talk... and what you say.


5. Roller skates that pump out jams the faster you blade.


Libby F

PLASTIC WHALE KILLER

1. A butter knife that holds the butter & warms it to be spread

2. A suit that changes patterns with your mood

3. Underground forest

4. Hologram hair instead of styling


5. "Mood ring" style underwear




Aria Aria Aria

ACROSS THE OCEAN

1. A wireless leash

2. warning system for endangered animals so they can avoid hunters

3. smartphones for pets

4. Grass with greater nutrients that uses less water so cows etc. animals don't need to eat as much. Good for third world countries.

5. A chip what makes animals able to talk to humans.

Tuomas Jurvelin

Rope Queen

1. Abolish all debts. Jubilee!!!

2. Make all weapons fire backwards.

3. Musical chairs (that play music when you sit down)

4. Houses with pits through the center down in to the basement with a fireman pole down.

5. Go Pro belt buckle.

with a little help from Rusty Korhonen

SQUID SHEEP

1. Breed sheep that can live under water.

2. Plastic surgery air tank and breathing tube installed INSIDE your body. Go under water without all the bulky extrusions.

3. A app that can accurately estimate when you will need to pee next.

4. A phone that is shaped like 3 balls glued together.

5. A phone that is a touch screen on back front and sides. ALL TOUCH

Got Milk?

1. Indoor fireworks.

2. Back seat bunk beds in Subarus

3. Castle turrets on top of your car.

4. Etch a sketch exterior for cars.

5. Milk fountains @ malls. Got Milk?

GRIP DAT

1. Glow in the dark dog leashes.

2. Musical instruments designed for dogs and other animals to play.

3. A shirt company that has one shirt of every animal that exists. the brand is called ANIMALS

4. Plastic surgery for pets.

5. Sandpaper grip pencils.

Bank Talk

1. Fish tank bumpers for cars.

2. Candy Apples (mini candy shaped like apples)

3. A website that finds all the info about you that is stored by the other websites you use.

4. NightyNight.com a website with bedtime stories.

5. Basil Ice Cream

www.midwestlove.org

Campground

1. Tinder for real estate - swipe right if u like

2. Fish food that is florescent and make the fish glow from inside.

3. One legged pants (pant)

4. Little soccer goal nets across all street drains.

5. Motor sounds from speaker attached to ur bicycle.

City Surfing

1. Warped Onion fish wings

2. Janisper Bush fairy dust

3. Candy pigeon elderberry

4. Manager Feet (with corridor snatch)

5. Carpet Cleaner Magic Onion breath

Rope in the pant leg

1. Toe mittens.

2. A skin piercing that connects all your fingers.

3. Jelly bean earrings. 

4. Free hot tea dispensers at all police stations 

5. Baseball hats with tv screens on the front. 

Comin out on pop

1. Jewelry for cars to wear. 

2. Plastic surgery to make all of your toes look like toy cars. 

3. A surgeon who performs on you while you are being driven a cross the country- mobile surgeon 

4. A canvas that is many canvas pieced together in a way that can be disconnected when painting is finished.  

5. Fish shaped backpack. 

www.midwestlove.org

1. Plant growing races.

2. Apples with cream cheese inside. 

3. City kiddy pool day, where the whole city is a giant pool party.

4. Parking garages underneath streets as to not take up space.

5. A shop that gives animals piercings. 

Resident of the month

1. Resident of the month - like employee of he month for city residents.

2.  Car pool lanes on all in-city highways for the resident of the month.

3. A pack of fake Velcro cockroaches to attach to your dog for Halloween. For sale a Halloween super stores. 

4. Contests performed by doctors at festivals to see who in attendance is the most healthy person across the board. 

5. The suit makes it possible for ur whole body to be hung on a hook. A great place to sleep! 

Beer bomber

1. Night vision goggle golf.

2. Packaging made of edible dried pasta, with rice cracker foam protection. No More Waste! 

3. Car interiors that fold completely flat into double beds

4. Goggles that you can't see through but guide you around things at night with inferred. 

5. Styrofoam 1 time use car bumpers. 

Dope Candy

1. Gloves that vibrate when you get a txt message.

2. A food shelf free donated food chain restaurant.

3. Drugs that make you sober when you are drunk or high - called Double Negative

4. MutantPlastics A company that makes and instals plastic surgery 3rd arms for humans.

5. Plug in mugs that keep your drink warm. (does this already exist?)

DO NOT DELETE

1. Liquid filled rings for emergency hydration.

2. camelbak water bag shirts. - Fill up your clothing with water (you might look a little fat until you drink it all)

3. A shipping company  (Fedex) that leases, maintains and recycles all shipping materials.

4. Credit cards made of wax.

5. Glass or translucent plastic Ant Farm Bike Frame (with live Ants inside).

Tomorrow isn't the problem...

1. Clogs made out of ice.

2. Danger signs in front of McDonalds and other fast food places.

3. Floor security cameras. 'For a whole new way of looking at things' 

4.  Fill someone's pillow case with all your dirty socks.

5. An App that shows how many hours you worked @ ur job  and how much your pay check will be - in real time - (amount shown in top right corner by your battery fullness indicator)

I've got no breaking news for you .

1. Clothing line that promises to sell the exact same style clothes for 85 years without visible change or modification to sizing.

2. Blow up bike frames.

3. Fire pits in waiting rooms. 

4. Furniture apolstered in cardboard. 

5. Sandpaper shoe soles 

Rope ice

1. A famous Artist that travels the world hiding art in hard to find places.

2. Fountains with water that goes up hill. 

3. Tinder for people with STD's called 'Fuck it' 

4. Floating aquariums 

5. Bill board fountains with water pouring over ad but ad is still visible. 

No body's putty

1. Water filled muffins.

2. Refrigerated cerial with milk inside. 

3. Municipal duty like jury duty for city jobs. 

4. Vibrating bycicle seats for woman.

5. Semi truck aquariums that drive around city. 

Warm liquid

1. Shoes that vibrate right of left to give directions.

2. Yarn fences

3. A website that tracks all police and what they are doing. 

4. Heated wrist watches 

5 chocolate coated cups that melt when warm liquid is added.