1. A cure for warts that is really just putting duct tape on your wart for one week until it falls off.
2. Skateboard computer keyboard combination.
3. Slides instead of stairs.
4. Give a walkie talkie to someone in prison if you live in a prison town. So you can talk to them when you are bored.
5. A website that allows you to host a website that does not cost way too much.