1. Get a job as a cop on a island and follow a person deep into the woods in the middle of the night for no reason. (true fact)
2. Get a job as a cop on a island
wait until the ferry stops running for the day
then AT THAT MOMENT have a person take all the clothes out of their boyfriends bags and spray bleach all over them! (true story)
3. Get a job on a island as the doppler ganger of a known rapist who has in the past publicly physically threatened lives.
4. Get a job on a island as a cop and when ever a specific person off boards the ferry, be waiting on the street with your ugly face so that he sees you.
5. Get ready for a trip to prison! Turn off the power at the property and more! This guy wont stop.